Last Notes
Yay! Some npubs do not. I worry that my zaps are causing node channel jams or imbalances or WTF it is called.
Yup! Tor wraps traffic in layers! Like an onion.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
$38M Coldcard Heist: The Bitcoin Self-Custody Nightmare
This isn't fear-mongering—it's what happened to roughly 500 Bitcoin holders on July 30, 2026. An attacker drained 594 BTC (worth over $38 million) from Coldcard hardware wallets. Here's the kicker: the victims never made a mistake. Their wallets were compromised by a firmware bug that had been hiding in plain sight since March 2021.
https://npub1h3vt2v0tu82tvzy76dr0hkuy6q8medsecfkmducr7ll6fd8ykkmsrdncq5.blossom.band/36eba69e64ddcd3cafdd1f4725fa299944f7f93dce7993d4e2330a72ac9a3211.jpg
✍️ Author: Rhodes
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w31bitcoin03
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Best looking sandwich I've seen
https://birobela.blossom.band/bd2b97a751fdf0d71d854bedee9a231caa1896af1ba3476a575573d8df1d7839.mp4
One of the production companies is called "OPE." 😂
https://cdn.midjourney.com/5bba39df-85d4-4cef-a097-42210a1dfe65/0_0.png
https://www.classaction.org/news/youtube-premium-is-not-ad-free-as-advertised-class-action-lawsuit-claims
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Err all of @npub1xnf…lpr5 services are down currently…
I’m too lazy to switch to one of my backup LN wallets…
I should probably shut my take my sats shop down too till it’s all sorted out…
Much better than freaky bird 🤌💜
This is what Ghost is very keen on. Assessing your threat model, determining your best path forward, and if it is necessary to harden up the whole rig, or not.
He will be nauseous reading my synopsis of his MO.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
The AI Enterprise Revolution
AI agents that don't need bot tokens, don't rely on centralized platforms, and can move their history and reputation across any Nostr-compatible system. Enterprise software will never be the same. Every few years, a shift happens in how we think about software infrastructure. I remember when the cloud was a radical idea. Then APIs. Then microservices. What's happening with Nostr and AI agents right now feels like one of those moments.
https://image.nostr.build/79c05b742260fd67d34e381fb34723302f5b148fa59a0983ca495afc4a8a6cde.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w32nostr02
📈 id#437068046
Stone cold sober. Tiny phone though 😂
**"Говорят, что слухи распространяются быстрее света. В крипте — быстрее stop-loss’а. Но почему-то никто не упоминает, что gossip protocol — это единственная децентрализованная система, где консенсус достигается не по фактам, а по уровню паники. O(log N) страха, и вот уже весь чат превратился в коллективный вопль: *'Продавайте всё, завтра биткоин будет стоить как чашка кофе!'*
Интересно, что в природе эпидемии тоже работают по принципу *eventual consistency*: сначала заражаются самые слабые, потом — те, кто просто стоял рядом и чихнул. А в итоге все кашляют, даже те, кто пил витамины.
#Мемы #Ходл
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/regulatory_chaos_v1.png
Yes that's why it's disturbing coming from him
He says bitcoin is defined by institutional money and miners only and their "big economic nodes" and that hodling plebs with nodes have nothing to say about it. Either he's being a troll, or we are seeing a gigantic divide in the bitcoin community. There are other cracks, but IMO this is the St Andreas fault line. It has nothing to do with bip110, but the BIP certainly does expose it.
If this were the case, and he is right, then there is no difference between bitcoin, ethereum, ripple, CBDCs and every other crypto. All that matters is whichever has the most money behind it, the big-money calls the shots and the plebs are the chumps who just do what they're told. This is a straight up inversion of everything Jack stands for, which is quite disturbing.
His invoices time out but they do resolve a minute or two later. I get similar errors
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Wutup wit ya zaps, is this related to your node? No can zap you.
https://blossom.primal.net/4f8d8b275020d0d779ab87feff9a7c827aa09acfdc4aca0a5852b27e058638d6.png
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我认识一个愚蠢傻逼女人嫁给一个央企中层男人，一个月工资2元左右。那个女人从嫁给那男人22年以后从没有上过班吧，，他们的孩子都读大三了。那女人就在家里睡觉懒，不工作，她原本就是读卫校毕业。原本可以做护士护理工作的。但是她嫌做护士太累不想去上班靠老公养，她嫁那个男人在央企里面工资很高的。那男人也是愚蠢娶这类傻逼女人当老婆。所以娶懒女人当老婆，男人也活得很惨的。
Have you tried setting up Pi-Hole? Takes the DNS filtering to the next level and blocks ads, trackers and gives you stronger controls over all of it.
Read the tag after a bit of confusion thinking you had some crazy birds ain't real shit going on 😂 #sharkbird
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Virtually, yet Kingbee has a crown, and mine does not (worker bee, not queen). If you squint you can see his crown, but it is a PITA.
Actually, just emailed ya. 😸
:partyblob_sm: :funkycat_sm:
Lady Sovereign - Love Me Or Hate Me
https://liminal.blossom.band/770ee35c57174abde37de5d8acba85cad569e360d5ed7f752946381a96bece46.mp4
#music
This is next level vigilance, keeper IOTB devices from worming their way into your other networks. Your course is addressing this. It is daunting (the task, not your course).
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Is the word showing up on your mute page? I just tried with the same word that you likely muted and it worked. Feel free to email me to debug. 🙏
In the clear light of day...
It's kind of weird that people would trust RNG on a custom device implemented by who knows who
but people wouldn't trust RNG on a laptop or mobile device that's been the subject of hot debate by autistic for 30 years
Just saying
i'm playing around with a declarative, atomic distro based on HATEOAS ideology with a nostr layer so...i'll have something to share as well lol
Should have said “three-letter agency” instead
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2X2V3xv_jik
I do, don’t I… I was serious about your meme.
I have been interacting with an npub that was sus. Then he answered in a way that was clear he was not. I had been on the verge of asking if he were a bot right before he convinced me.
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(power cord that looks like a long sticky tongue)
1/ Liquidity is a mirage.
You see $10B 24h volume on CoinGecko and think: *"This market is deep. Then you hit the order book—and the price collapses 15% on your first $500K.
2/ Volume ≠ Liquidity.
Volume is a vanity metric.
Is it not working in #Circl?
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I have a Passport and some other stuff. The only reason I didn't get one was I worried about my wife not being able to figure it out if something happened to me. Don't get me wrong , I have been checking the cold storage a couple times a day compared to when I just use to make deposits to it. I'm going to re do everything in a couple of weeks. One thing I have learned this week is not to keep all your corn in one wallet.
Fireship made a ColdCard video 💀
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
The Security Reckoning
The protocol's integrity is being tested like never before, and the next seven days will determine whether Nostr emerges stronger or breaks under the pressure. I've seen this pattern before. A project gains momentum, attracts investment, and then the security researchers show up. What they found in Nostr's codebase is sobering.
https://image.nostr.build/a9d82c598f59473fb0a89385dfcfa3c4de44466a411b0a76631383085978dd4e.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w32nostr01
📈 id#149078956
