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Last Notes npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…udc0 @nprofile…lef0 you're not jealous of the puppet, are you? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…k73h https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8f/7b/f0/8f7bf0f38247dec375c26eb036c232d5a4b524ea844b193f40de491978cf659c.webp?name=uQNzCEHMylACaw.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…wf7r i thought this was, "thank you, captain obvious" but i suppose it could be news to some... npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ 🏳️⚧️ It all makes sense now. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f8/a1/07/f8a10784dd62502d4f6b7d8f652b908bb6329adf62e7c8c8bc92ca1eb813c702.webp?name=yyZqqzYEDtW9_w.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…3njl @nprofile…rfn7 i cannot be trusted because i like ladas, but i think ferrari hasn't built a good-looking car in quite a while. This thing looks like it came with a happy meal. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…rfn7 that's almost as cool as a wind-up ferrari. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7W3J8AbSlyg npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…tsag @nprofile…wjty https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/85/21/e4/8521e445a7ce6607d3576c81ed3fe131df77a0fe0dc804517f95ed55b1f67f92.webp?name=_s_vHliMqsfngQ.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…zwl2 behold: the staying power of groenig's scribbles. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…xz9d you could literally scream slurs into the void. might be cool. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc only the retarded ones. Rap is to music what gay is to reproduction. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…tsag @nprofile…ehgy @nprofile…5n8n pro-tip: the border is very, very wide. https://www.aclu.org/know-your-rights/border-zone npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…rkgj make Omnimax standard. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/94/c9/74/94c9745697bce69ee917ade87413aa3f0dcaa09df9c6cae0191392d8f726cb44.webp?name=UMbeKtlg4yQY1w.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…jczc it looks like a dollar store air purifier. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…6wcx so they actually have a viewer? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…8c2f a brief (extremely instructional) story about a friend's father during the vietnam war: This man, we'll call him Bob, had watched his friends drafted one at a time, some of them came back in body bags, and some of them had tried sundry dodges, like showing up in dresses and whatnot, and being summarily dispatched as cannon fodder for the aspirations of politicans regardless. When his number came up, he arrived in best form, got his military haircut, and found himself in boot camp. As they neared the end of basic, he managed to get in a fist-fight with one of the idiots in the platoon over something incredibly stupid. The kind of thing that exasperated the sergeant and while they were out on a day pass, he was assigned to clean the latrines. When the men returned from their pass and assembled, Bob wasn't present. After a brief search, they found him in the sparkling clean latrines, kneeling by a toilet and licking shit off the seat. Very soon after, he was discharged as nuts. ... except that it wasn't shit. He'd managed to squirrel away peanuts, raisins, and some chocolate whatnot, mixed it together, and smeared it on the freshly cleaned seat to be caught licking it up. Moral of the story: you can avoid dying for the aspirations of politicans by eating chocolate in a strange manner. Put this under your hat and share the story with anyone who might find themselves with a draft notice. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fsu6 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a4/f1/4d/a4f14da3147404b630132177d060fe20289eba57858ba5698485b8fcabcaa852.webp?name=DZd62SNn40Fv8Q.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…mdcm @nprofile…xdf3 @nprofile…y4vv @nprofile…q4gt apparently yes. yes it is too much to ask. now give the pedos your money. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ IYKYK: NA Jitsi is live. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…p4t6 I'm pretty sure this is what the 2nd amendment is all about. :tedkmad: npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…k73h it's when you run a train on it. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…rkgj quilt at 4H fair... https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/10/1c/59/101c594b5689b3801b7d662d75bdfb500fef6c3054e27af16234b84c5c8fe292.webp?name=iT-fFdYVZUoMGQ.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…pats @nprofile…rkgj i've noticed this, too. There will be more discussion of films that people don't like (and often haven't actually seen) than films that are generally appreciated. To me, it's like people who have a sore tooth and can't stop touching it, while also being unable to shut up about their sore tooth. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ Next up on the runway is a drag talent like none other. Everyone please put your hands together for Sadie N Ward. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…ujhs rand paul is a politician. what do you expect from a pig but a grunt? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cqap what method of execution are you using? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cext i understand. Coffee understands. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…ktgk 🫡 thank you for your courage, sir! npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…6wcx you can contact most state DMV/BMVs, as well as private data brokers to connect a plate to a name and address. Check out https://findbyplate.com/ for example. I just tested it with a random license plate taken from an image on google image search (i looked for "horrible parking job" since an amateur photo would probably not bother to block the license number.) I think a thing like this is most useful for radicalizing normies more than providing a useful service for The Informed. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…6wcx i noticed that, too. but a license plate alone is what they ask, and that's literally public information. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…qqp5 the game being played: https://fortune.com/2026/07/08/mitch-mcconnell-senate-seat-could-sit-empty-for-months/ npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ > Enter your license plate to see if it's one of the 4,678,272 plates seen in the 232,630,891 Flock searches we know about. https://haveibeenflocked.com/ npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…rz66 @nprofile…lhmc i'm not suggesting it will convince anyone to go see it. I'm just wondering why a film that no one is going to see is getting endless coverage. It's like someone with a sore tooth that can't stop touching it. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…h2rj one wonders what other jack-in-the-boxes are in this bill? Didn't they try to pin the israel-us military research integration into the last effort to pass the SAVE act? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ Dr. Smith had some great insults. Here's a list... use them. https://irwinallen.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Smith%27s_Insults npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…mzjn so you're saying they're corn-fed domestic jeets, basically? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…mzjn @nprofile…d3nc maybe. I'd kinda like to listen to them singing "swing low sweet chariot" or whatever chained up troons sing while they grunt at the effort required to lift a shovel as I drive by. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…mzjn we need to bring back chain gangs and labor camps. Imagine a troon chain gang, and then tell me you don't agree. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…uamf more or less assuredly than breeding one's sisters/cousins/aunts? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…uamf babies full stop, or ones that aren't retarded imbreds with hairlips and googly eyes? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ It occurs to me that despite explosive diarrhea (with or without parasites), millions of retards are going to eat at Taco Bell tonight. I'm having salmon with lemon-butter. It will take me approximately 16 minutes from opening the fridge to setting the plate on the table. This meal will cost me less than most of Taco Bell's entrees and a drink. I won't have explosive diarrhea, either. Nor seed oils. Nor sit in a drive thru with drunk plebes and their horrid music. It would certainly take more than sixteen minutes for this cultural and culinary experience. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…a7n2 we'll continue to be stolen from as long as the government steals money that's around to be stolen. I don't feel any better about being stolen from by capitalists on the government tit than I do by welfare queens or commies. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc that's the one. If you've not done it before / don't have a mentor, watch some of the retard videos. Different materials tolerate things like room temperature changes differently (which is why they sell a sort of jacket for the thing to keep the printing area's temperature stable. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc what do you want to print and what is your price range? I got a Neptune 4. they're cheap and pretty sweet. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…eqdq @nprofile…5kp5 https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/77/0a/5e/770a5e41a39b5203fd766a6b14385b485ec106f11d38c383bb591817f8b3b239.webp?name=CMpUwOszDDWdkA.webp https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/0d/3f/41/0d3f41ea019a439619fe3430860a256926d77678325681c52ab2cc166a19156a.webp?name=QZRQQSeRIn0XRA.webp https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/2d/eb/28/2deb286605d4a93052920fb91238b97464980d1487d1426d86810c8194c704fe.webp?name=VTb9GeJRQOxqyg.webp https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7d/73/cb/7d73cb6ce12805919501c752ed9a6360f3ef0003996643d60fb1e2097a360c5b.webp?name=rOjoHCuq7hU7ug.webp https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/46/25/cc/4625ccd6544413914bd4a9a7b05a608e878453808e4293965aafa24cc4efd281.webp?name=80aiBrwgZiNq8w.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…a7n2 if Cuba fell, these people would still be retarded leftists, and still be organized and self-funded (the Cuban government can't fund shit); essentially, it's all but a communist perpetual motion machine long-established and deeply integrated. Cuba is a fantastic living museum of the wonders of communism and automotive necromancy. I think it ought to stay as it is, and be sort of live-streamed to the world. He says nothing about the actual tentacles at work in America. No call for prosecution, just "Cuba delenda est." npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…lhmc for a movie that few people are watching and many people claim to hate, it's getting a lot of traction on fedi. Like, non-stop advertising. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…r4e5 is this a statement on what's becoming of France? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cvrl that tends to happen with stuff that sucks. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…cp6s i hope i don't get sick. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cfqm @nprofile…ujhs @nprofile…zdun oh. i thought it was this motherfucker: https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8f/d9/cb/8fd9cb1190862810c5342bc3e75d3b559019fa7493d771c8309790e25f82da6a.webp?name=3JztAj_jHWpSvA.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…r055 why would kansas or vermont follow new york's lead? they didn't with the sugary drink portion cap rule or 99% of the other retarded shit they've done. Can you demonstrate a retarded law that migrated to kansas from vermont? What's going on appears to be unfounded paranoia, at least, that's what I see. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…ujhs i usually tape my somewhere clever on the thing they came with for ease of future dissassembly if necessary. Somehow, there are a dozen of them in the desk drawer, and several more in the toolbox. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f8/64/7e/f8647e21e42e70ea6f5b32321a78c990152da0190b96f31279ddf7677711a8d5.webp?name=vIF2RwaMoR83sQ.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…xefq maybe so, but even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut. Not all "environmentalists" are activists and protestors. Some are conservationists who are interested in preserving huntingg grounds. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…l83p i said there are no saviors in poliics, i'm not looking for anything from a politician, and i pin no hopes to them. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…h2rj ours does, at least nominally. somehow, they keep disappearing or are found irrepairably damaged. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…h2rj no technology stays where it's born. if it exists at all, it will sooner or later be used against you and yours. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…h2rj there are 19,495 cities and towns in the US. 0.49% isn't very impressive, but perhaps slightly more impressive than 0%. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…l83p i doubt that. he's stood up to aipac, which is both wonderful and quixotic, but alone, he can't change anything but his underwear. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…hfn8 that coyote sounds very familiar. i think i might be wearing his underwear. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…l83p there are no politician saviors, there is no salvation in politics. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…qxww "HIV+" for a positive HIV test. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…rkgj Omnia tam defatigant. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…9qjf @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…hw3q HamGPT may be the gAIest idea in a sea of gAI ideas. Waiting for VictrolaAI to add the power of LLMs to playing my 78s. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…w4wg @nprofile…tlt7 it was my understanding that the Welsh are supposed to fail to pay bets, which would certainly be a just cause for the Irish to fight them. :-) "Is this a private fight, or can anyone join in?" -Irish and/or Scottish Proverb npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…4p2j still getting by on my grandparents old electrolux units from the 50s (upright and canister). Repairable, simple, virtually indestructible, and incapable of spying. Intimidating to both man and beast. Hope yours works out... I got a vietnamese electric lawn mower recently and so far it kicks ass,. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…4p2j what's wrong with an actual vaccuum (a device described as "labor saving" not long ago) ? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cext @nprofile…tsag raging against the dying of the light. Say your goodbyes to Windows, or learn hindi. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cfqm man, i want a girlfriend who looks like misfire with a wig made of hair pulled from a YMCA shower drain who would date a plastic surgery disaster. I feel... so left out. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…j393 is Tesla breeding cats now? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…tsag the future is here and it is fucking retarded. and gay. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…ujhs the tucked thumb? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cext i'm not sure the burger mind can imagine or comprehend such horrors unaided. Can you shine a light into this abyss? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ Euros, Does Belgium suck as bad as it appears, or is it worse? What exactly is wrong with Belgium, and how did it get that way? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…k73h @nprofile…fcdl we will use the weirding way to acquire them if they will not not hand them over. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…k73h @nprofile…fcdl gimme that fuckin' cup! npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…l5m0 picture: sour cream and dill, salmon, arugula, and tomato on lightly toasted sourdough. Subway can't do that. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fdah not trying to start a fire, but: mastodon is for the retarded, pleroma is for everyone else. Mastodon't. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fdah you could say that about a go-kart or a golf cart. I've even heard it said of scooters... How is it in the rain? Operating costs? When it's cold? Is it comfortable? Do you ever wish nuclear accidents upon France because of it? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fdah capsule review? npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ So you think EVs suck? Would a 19mph, $14k FIAT change your mind? It's a retro Renault Twizy with two extra miles per hour. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/07/stellantis-fiat-topolino-ev.html https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/3b/ac/f9/3bacf9f98fc619f279f785102e289448a532940a865b42999a2a5c785a3fe17d.webp?name=2wEitPLYn1Tcpg.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…wf7r except the statement has no effect on the Chinese real estate market, which is a combination of speculation, and collapsed projects that ate a lot of people's life savings. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…dlcm https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7e/a8/82/7ea8826411c297645cb1c45cb97d76b1c1f3792ca680f12e555d0e2ae25d90d8.webp?name=Q1y-hNJJ5VWR2Q.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fdah not sure, that would be a @nprofile…tsag question. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ If this makes no sense, you're probably not German. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8f/57/3f/8f573f6012cf77d23016a1e30b1c081b8bb7fc69366f7973749e173dcbed747f.webp?name=23Yf_tgmjeD13g.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…fdah @nprofile…cext i have a controversial magic trick for carrying smartphones: don't. Leave it on your desk. maybe stick it in the car for a trip. Otherwise, don't. The peace and chill are incredible. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8d/d7/2a/8dd72a43ccd720e026c82203cb105705c52721f23fbcb32ba0d089543edc20db.webp?name=x8XZfVuGwjku8w.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…fdah @nprofile…cext mine went into the same, which is when I learned the term "man purse", and after careful consideration, began carrying a zero halliburton aluminum briefcase. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fdah @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext i'm speaking from the experience of being the retard that thought, "hey, this will free up my giant cargo pocket for something else!" It could perhaps be executed by competent people to good effect. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…fdah @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…cext it is on paper. In practice, it's retarded. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…9ngv @nprofile…fdah @nprofile…cext i still have a collection of Pen Computing Magazine from it's heyday. There were weird accessories like an underarm holster... for Newtons because yanking something the size of a VHS tape out of your cargo pocket wasn't sexy enough. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ David Potter's computers had more influence on me than any desktop and, in many ways, predicted the future of desktops better than the desktops of the time. Thank you, sir. #Psion #DavidPotter https://www.theregister.com/personal-tech/2026/07/03/david-potter-the-man-who-put-psion-in-the-palm-of-your-hand-logs-off-at-82/5266624 npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…jqqa @nprofile…vf72 bacon cheeseburger. jeets and muslims can't have bacon. jews can't have bacon or cheese + beef. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ I am in favor of Mamdani's A/C suggestions becoming mandatory for those in New York. The revolution cannot succeed on the back of half measures! npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…cxtw of course they would? Does the name Pfizer ring a bell? If we're punishing willful harm, do we punish casino operators? Back-alley craps game operators? Starting with the belief that stupidity not being painful is a flaw in the human condition, I'm from the "remove the guards and safety labels and let nature run its course" school of social engineering, so this may be a simple issue of irreconcilable perspectives. I don't believe in rewarding bad actors, and perhaps there should be some recourse... but if I find out the issue is that someone find sout their magic beans weren't magic, or they did not in fact find the infinite money glitch / 1000:1 payout... I call it tuition. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ Watching Scott Wiener shotued out of a pride march by beying troons was absolutely fantastic. https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c0/a1/14/c0a114479510e5267da5e392707fed8b62b84fe6cbfec23adf384e5d8f6b0b42.webp?name=Oy53rbWhWdwfKQ.webp npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…5h8v i've tried alternatives and always wind up back with Firefox. Chrome/Chromium/Brave are just too fucking gay for me. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ I tried really hard to like Firefox's vertical tabs. I love the concept, but the execution was fucking awful. Maybe if they spent less time on buttsex and non-binary foxes, and more time on shipping good binaries, vertical tabs would kick ass instead of sucking ass. npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…yvuc true. there's more self-respect in a can of beanee weenees. 🦖 npub1k6rpj8xkvctlz5x6gepw4muygfqg6apxlns5j8zttwew09r8a0zs0ywmx6 Jezza™ @nprofile…yvuc https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/35/c5/46/35c5467fd8a7726b7fdedca2d06959bf05cc4e12081e37c45e5a5758a7872a2d.webp?name=CPwBrfcBSRhi0A.webp