TheRupertDamnit

My pronouns are The/Rupert/Damnit. I will ONLY answer to those.

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2026-03-06 16:26:39 CET

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I have looked into the macrame void and it has entered my soul.

2026-03-06 16:02:55 CET

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No, it's Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.

2026-02-28 16:33:51 CET

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I'm seconding this. @nprofile…8ryf what do you think?

2026-02-24 03:32:42 CET

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Dudnt even notice the pasta. Couldn't.

2026-02-24 03:30:30 CET

Is "booyah!" appropriate here?
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Puzzle 988
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2026-02-24 00:40:59 CET

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Tell Monday to suck an egg. Feel better, friend.

2026-02-24 00:38:39 CET

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#thatboymomlifeisabeast

2026-02-23 23:18:19 CET

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Hi-ya!

2026-02-23 22:21:31 CET

That'sa spicy meataball!
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2026-02-23 17:03:09 CET

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Sounds like mom was paying close attention. Lol

2026-02-23 16:16:22 CET

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Story time?
In the tiny Louisiana town where I grew up, while I was still doing my growing, there was a famous story about a well-known DA in the area that got caught cheating on his wife, by his wife. She decided to wait until he was sleeping and glued his testicles to his thigh.
He went to the hospital. Everyone found out. He was highly embarrassed.
Less than a year later, it happened again.
I think they finally got a divorce.

2026-02-23 16:04:03 CET

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46121648

2026-02-23 16:00:13 CET

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Same. I remember my number.

2026-02-23 15:59:05 CET

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ICQ trivia rooms were weird places.

2026-02-23 15:58:26 CET

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Us Americans just use "fuckin" as a descriptor and move along. Example: "That house was real fuckin big."

2026-02-23 15:56:32 CET

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I've never heard of it being called "marcotting". Is that the name of the person that came up with it?

2026-02-23 15:54:43 CET

I've just realized I've been Rupert for more than 2 decades. Though my surname and title have changed a few times; I was once even the Baroness Damnit. But simple nostrgator Rupert is by far the most comfortable I've been.
GM, friends. Thank you.
#nostrfeelslikeawarmbath #sometimes

2026-02-23 15:45:54 CET

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In that case, it's inedible. Send it to me and I'll dispose of it for you.

2026-02-23 15:28:40 CET

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Yeah, walk like an Egyptian.

2026-02-23 04:52:55 CET

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This was me around 3 pm. Took a little nap. Felt more tired. Yay!

2026-02-23 04:47:33 CET

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S'pose I gotta follow this one now. 🤘🤘

2026-02-22 18:25:22 CET

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Cat-coded pooch. Transkitty.

2026-02-22 18:24:18 CET

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Indeed. He's comfy though so...

2026-02-22 18:22:56 CET

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They're just cheering because he's not using them for practice anymore.

2026-02-22 18:20:11 CET

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Couch colored dog: check

2026-02-22 18:00:01 CET

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But the thing most common is that it's basically candy scented. Lol

2026-02-22 17:59:04 CET

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What do the blooms smell like? I've gotten many answers to that for hoyas.

2026-02-22 15:34:14 CET

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His newest drummeris a personal friend. 💚💚

2026-02-22 04:35:53 CET

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Slipknot goes country...

2026-02-22 04:33:39 CET

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If you guys can get on the Sequoia seeds list, I'd buy some. I miss those giant trees.

2026-02-22 04:01:42 CET

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This is his second Portal themed birthday. The last cake was a lie.

2026-02-22 01:39:16 CET

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He just wanted to be twins.
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2026-02-21 23:26:45 CET

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There was an outbreak of staph infections in hospitals when hand sanitizers first came out because no one was washing properly anymore.

2026-02-21 23:25:37 CET

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Ngl, it wouldn't be the first time I've washed my hands in a puddle. I AM from the swamps...

2026-02-21 23:25:03 CET

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Absolutely.

2026-02-21 23:24:49 CET

I forgot to post about having to make a Portal cake last night so here's the finished product instead.
https://cdn.satellite.earth/bab34d1b147291de295d33e5f74b1ed4e8ec9a9a13b74fadd09876bfd77ba8b4.jpg
#yesimthatmom #iaskmykidswhattheywantanditrymydamnedesttomakeithappen

2026-02-21 23:22:38 CET

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8ts mostly so I can get the dusty feeling off my hands. Sanitizer and napkins ftw.

2026-02-21 23:20:45 CET

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Until I saw the "on" button, I thought this was a breast self-exam awareness post.

2026-02-21 23:18:57 CET

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The only time hand sanitizer is necessary is on thrifting trips.

2026-02-21 14:18:14 CET

Wordle almost beat me...
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2026-02-20 20:53:17 CET

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Soon? 🤞

2026-02-20 20:44:15 CET

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This week.

2026-02-20 20:43:52 CET

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2026-02-20 20:32:02 CET

I love that I get to spend time with one of my kiddos while she cuts the other ones hair.
#qualitytimecanhappenanywhereyoumakeithappen

2026-02-20 18:16:59 CET

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That's awesome. I'm happy you've grown into the papa they need and were willing to be molded.
I just meant that it's kinda symbolic of how we have to balance respecting their individuality while never showing favoritism (super easy there because they're all friggin' awesome in their own way) and keeping them moving forward.

2026-02-20 18:13:29 CET

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Ngl, I said "how'd you manage that, buddy? That's almost as big as you!"

2026-02-20 17:17:16 CET

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I think my favorite thing is that she appears to be holding each child's hand individually. That's how moms gotta be.

2026-02-20 16:41:45 CET

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Amethyst wants to translate your confusion to anger for you. https://cdn.satellite.earth/5381d464b235958bf73532e28794df8e9e88201ac0d9bb9154ddd1594e020f97.jpg

2026-02-20 16:36:12 CET

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My college mascot was a demon and our slogan was "Fork 'em!" so it's all just nostalgia for me. Lmao.

2026-02-20 16:15:35 CET

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And then I woke @nprofile…dwd0 up to deal with "the body".

2026-02-20 16:14:46 CET

GM!
The first time I heard the term "Trump Derangement Syndrome" I thought they were talking about his fans.

2026-02-20 16:10:11 CET

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I zoomed in. This picture is layers of adorable. Look at your glasses.

2026-02-20 16:06:06 CET

Around 6 this morning I woke up to some thumping sounds in the house. Grabbed my phone and threw on my robe, ready to confront the danger. I crept to the bedroom door, snapped on my phone's flashlight and found this...
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#yesitisdead #noididnotscream #HairyJim

2026-02-20 01:15:57 CET

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"Is this a regular thing you do? Asking people about the functioning of their genitals?"

2026-02-19 21:33:26 CET

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My stomach dropped when he did.

2026-02-19 19:42:27 CET

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Indeed.

2026-02-19 19:40:28 CET

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I had to check. They were both in there along with Portishead. Lmfao.
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2026-02-19 19:36:52 CET

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It's the same copy I've had since 1994. I also still have my original copy if "everybody else is doing it, so why can't we?" It's severly damaged but still plays.

2026-02-19 19:34:53 CET

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Vitalogy literally never leaves my car. It may even be actively in my CD player rn and not in the visor holder.

2026-02-19 19:34:07 CET

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Same with Chris.

2026-02-19 19:07:34 CET

I've realized that I think Pearl Jam may be my all-time favorite band. They share a pedastal with Soundgarden though.
Anyway, GA.
#doesthatmeantempleofthedogisactuallymyfavorite

2026-02-19 18:39:54 CET

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I once knew a cat who had to have his bowl full at all times or he would yell for hours. He didn't even always want to eat, he just wasn't okay with seeing the bottom of his bowl. All that was required was giving the bowl a little shake after he ate a hole into the middle. I miss Pat.

2026-02-19 17:57:32 CET

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My ex-husband and I were audited twice. Both times they owed us; once it was $250ish the next time it was like $800.

2026-02-18 17:57:11 CET

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Just got a 404. Sad day.

2026-02-18 15:14:24 CET

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You tryna make hot or not on nostr?

2026-02-18 01:22:38 CET

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Fuck it, why not? I've always told my kids' friends that if they needed a place I was here. Parents have to parent even when it's hard. Those kids, bad, hardheaded, toughassed, all of them, need love and if we fail them, we fail ourselves. They are our futures. They are who we built the world for and they will build the world for future generations. Don't give up on him because once he doesn't have to talk to you, he won't and you will regret that in your later years.

2026-02-18 01:14:12 CET

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If you don't want to follow that, you can simply sign away your rights. Then you have no child to support.
I'm coming at this from the side of an ex-single mom who took care of her kids at her house and whose ex-husband took care of them at his. We had no formal agreement. When the other needed help, we helped. Regardless of our relationship or lack thereof, they were still OUR KIDS.
They have bloomed into 2 amazing women who take care of themselves.

2026-02-18 01:11:50 CET

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Nah. America doesn't enter the conversation. Your dick made a baby in a pussy and you need to take care of it. It's just a shame the court has to mandate it.

2026-02-18 01:09:11 CET

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Again, this isn't about america. This is about a child that didn't come to the earth on their own. That child deserves care. That child deserves food, clothing, and shelter provided by parents that care about their well-being. The drama between you and that child's mother comes second to them being taken care of.

2026-02-17 18:15:07 CET

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You clearly gave it to me.

2026-02-17 16:42:37 CET

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But those aren't manga.

2026-02-17 16:30:49 CET

I was trying to come up with a clever quip this morning but my head is too congested.
GM! Bring me decongestants!
#justkiddingicangetitmyself #hehetheotherhashtagsaystit

2026-01-26 17:31:51 CET

GM, #theNostr !
I can only see about 1/3 of your names today for whatever reason so I'm just guessing who you are based on interaction. Good luck!
#itsprobablybecauseidontknowhowtosetupmyrelaysbutidontreallywanttolearn

2026-01-10 20:42:07 CET

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The irony of your name calling while claiming others can't make a solid argument.