Turiz

Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾

Public Key

npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr

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Profile Code

nprofile1qqsqdqc0dj6eyk7c9n99n0dgfrcq2enxmlcyd3fc9936n9azxndyp3gpzamhxw309ucnjv3wxymrst33xqczuve6xs6rgdqpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsu8ess4

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puravida.nostr.land

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npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr

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Last Notes

2026-05-17 11:18:39 CEST

them: nobody is coming to save you
me: #amethystcalls
https://image.nostr.build/8552bdf00d95338cc134978b86c9830895ee0168d2eab46a4d67a5db92232036.jpg

2026-05-17 11:08:05 CEST

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i actually do love Brandy 🥃

2026-05-17 11:03:04 CEST

When the gladiators reincarnate and see people walking Scott free outside the Colosseum they might wonder what they had to die for 😂 😂😂

2026-05-17 10:51:49 CEST

you : living on a budget.
me: living on the Bitcoin standard
Few

2026-05-17 10:41:42 CEST

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yeaa. zap ⚡ the beer 🍻 monies cross borders Smiffy 😁

2026-05-17 10:40:34 CEST

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ni mbaya 😂

2026-05-17 10:40:23 CEST

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🫡 😂 GFY 🫂 💜

2026-05-17 10:10:07 CEST

dont under-estimate my ability to shitpost so the useless followers can hit the unfollow button. or better yet, the mute.

2026-05-17 10:04:09 CEST

Have you heard Drake's song Dust from his new album where he says he's a BTC, Crypto, big timer?? no? prepare for a short pump then...

2026-05-17 10:02:27 CEST

Girls in Ruiru, call Turiz Santa 🎅🏾

2026-05-17 09:39:20 CEST

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tell me you are not a whole coiner without telling me your are not a whole coiner. 😭 😂 😂 😂
#nevent1q…efen

2026-05-17 09:38:32 CEST

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2 BTC to tattoo your name on my skin 4 BTC after the halving.

2026-05-17 08:48:50 CEST

#v4v or die

2026-05-17 08:48:30 CEST

who are testing your apps if when i come over i catch bugs on day one?? fuck all yall lmao. say something. . who is testing your goddamn slopware? and i'm the blind Uno.

2026-05-17 08:45:29 CEST

cute . real cute. @nprofile…hl9c next time #v4v dont send back @nprofile…4m66 his satoshis. send them to a real tester. #wisp
https://blossom.primal.net/425d2694c04bef1e6c57002f8ef5ce5287ebf08860e6606ae951609003d2110b.png

2026-05-17 08:11:43 CEST

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wagwan makueni

2026-05-17 00:25:20 CEST

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tiz pride month in a few we can blame pipo for wanting such hahaha 🤣😂

2026-05-16 23:37:46 CEST

am I on VPN or on the local... don't care they don't think i'm dumb enuf to post from my location... use your real address... VPNs are a scam

2026-05-16 23:35:05 CEST

ylu all broke as shit trying to promise the world shit you can't give ro yourself. the irony

2026-05-16 23:33:11 CEST

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play with your Bitcoins though.

2026-05-16 23:32:35 CEST

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lol. nobody got time for that bullshit

2026-05-16 23:31:39 CEST

your name is utxo and you need a hand out in this bitch to focus on your shit... but i'm the beggar in this bitch. suck a dick .
fuck your apps. all you all

2026-05-16 23:29:49 CEST

my name is Turiz... I always got a zip . and Two joints rolled up ... I don't need a Grant for that nygga

2026-05-16 23:26:35 CEST

scamtoshi ... not sorry for the typo I'm drunk.
#note1rpm…6gyr

2026-05-16 23:25:49 CEST

I need a beer for speaking bout this dumb shit. zap ⚡ moi . . .he DED... but I am hiya 🥷🏾

2026-05-16 23:25:08 CEST

This whole thing was federated from the jump 🦘 . 😂

2026-05-16 23:24:34 CEST

Your name is unspent transactions outpus but your still need a Grant from open sats... fuck .. this whole shit is a scamatoshi

2026-05-16 19:14:02 CEST

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stepping TF out. the village needs to see me and the villagers need be seen...
GN. world on packets.
#nevent1q…d88y

2026-05-16 17:23:55 CEST

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right back at yuh lame boy.

2026-05-16 17:21:01 CEST

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send your 33s and 1s and be on your way haha .

2026-05-16 17:20:25 CEST

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every body is a fiend for some thing now. that's the world we all unknowingly created . #dependecy

2026-05-16 07:51:03 CEST

somebody zap me 3k sats i am sending it back in about 10-15 minutes. thanks in advance.

2026-05-16 07:02:47 CEST

damn its 0800 hrs ive been awake for a hot minute already. just binge watching a show and playing chess... lets see what we have for breakfast.

2026-05-15 17:53:34 CEST

roasted Muslims so hard today I could have Raw Pork ... but ey nobody wanna deal with bacteria 🦠 so meat. it is . #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/a917a653bcc6201db9a4fa591b7d00c63ebfa60d3d064cc7a4994a4c925c9be0.jpg

2026-05-15 15:53:25 CEST

web apps are for lazy devs. bite my ass bitch. I stand on what I said. ten toes hoe

2026-05-15 15:53:15 CEST

wsb apps are for lazy devs. bite my ass bitch. I stand on what I said. ten toes hoe

2026-05-15 13:37:37 CEST

let the sats flow #NWC - Nostr Wallet Connect
https://image.nostr.build/aa3c588f30af7bea870084613f1eccbd99910bca1598c92dce982f5a8433229e.jpg

2026-05-15 13:02:44 CEST

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cc @npub17jj…5kx3

2026-05-15 12:24:40 CEST

dweet for the sats ... dweet for the hard money
https://open.spotify.com/track/3YcqvoZ8wWD1ZWlslc0oPs . . . #music #tunest

2026-05-15 09:33:21 CEST

#weedstr #legalizeKE
a day before my birthday nothing is a coincidence
ruling on petition seeking legalization of cannabis use by the rastafarian community in Kenya 🇰🇪 https://image.nostr.build/b6234a6873a48e959a2b5301530c23dbf95697e76910d2480a050917c60108d9.jpg

2026-05-15 09:01:45 CEST

on to the third module for Bitcoin for Developers... printing my 13 pages...

2026-05-15 07:48:15 CEST

Win Or Lose, Just make sure it is spectacular .
sound on 🔊
https://npub1q6ps7m94jfdastx2tx76sj8sq4nxdhlsgmzns2tr4xt6ydx6grzspm0kxr.blossom.band/d4b29e9b0f252a996ddc9acbef7f2d375b7f33287c7980f572683c2bf360eee8.mp4

2026-05-15 07:08:07 CEST

dont lose hope just yet. roll up your sleeves, get back to the grind. LFG . twende kazi

2026-05-15 07:06:19 CEST

the easiest way to make money is , connections. do your networking. build our web of trust. do what is necessary. find your destiny connectors. let people know what you stand for .

2026-05-15 06:23:54 CEST

zappity zap ⚡ the enemy is poverty.

2026-05-15 06:16:56 CEST

The fundamental building block of a bitcoin transaction is a transaction output. When we say that a user's wallet has "received" bitcoin, what we mean is that the wallet has detected on the blockchain an UTXO that can be spent with one of the keys controlled by that wallet

2026-05-15 06:03:06 CEST

french montana trying to tap in to the african market once again . https://open.spotify.com/track/3GC2DpTY9SGdEdtJcqxZ0x #music #tunestr

2026-05-15 05:59:26 CEST

#askNostr Why do you Nostr?

2026-05-15 05:58:14 CEST

telling a nostrich you need $20 = zap ⚡
telling a family member you need $20 = full blown intervention, your uncles are notified, the village elders are ordered to notify the community about distancing the youth from you.

2026-05-15 05:52:17 CEST

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im turning 35 in two weeks. . . shit my birthday is on a Friday . . . time to start stacking .. hahaha.. last time i had a task...
#nevent1q…t0yk

2026-05-15 05:41:04 CEST

there are people in my country who would have never found Nostr if it weren't for Turiz. so i'm already good on the marketing part if anybody is forming a team.

2026-05-15 05:38:12 CEST

I bought two candles so you know i'm summoning investors. 😂 jk 🤣 there was no power 😭 😂
https://image.nostr.build/008800097ccbf0ebe2a47334dda9ffb8551b88c6ca2717ff9c7d09587d89d479.jpg

2026-05-15 05:35:55 CEST

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this is why the employers do fukk with the boi

2026-05-15 05:34:04 CEST

living proof that strangers shall support your more than the people you have known your whole life.
spread love 💕 sats are necessary 🥇

2026-05-15 05:27:23 CEST

#TGIF you know the. drill #releaseRadar LFG 🚀 https://image.nostr.build/3589c49aa6b3e95b30c74cb0a96c49d6220fc4bd3ad12d470ac936c50bcdd60a.jpg

2026-05-15 05:23:27 CEST

i went full nostr three weeks after my son was born, and you guise and girls(some) have supported my journey since. my son turns 3 years old in 3. weeks. imagine that. #PoW #V4V

2026-05-14 18:28:16 CEST

lights are back back to work

2026-05-14 17:11:06 CEST

dinner is almost ready . we gone be alright ... #foodstr https://image.nostr.build/1fc42359877ff94f6884320117cc217569fc6b42368f328aff27572a3fb44667.jpg

2026-05-14 07:53:06 CEST

4 boiled eggs + 4 peels potatoes to make the Turiz Famous Fries 🍟 breakfast.
generate images im not in the mood to take pics of my meal today #foodstr

2026-05-14 06:44:26 CEST

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I'll follow more and check for the relays. I've seen a follow pack too for XMR

2026-05-14 06:42:37 CEST

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do they need a replacement?? im available

2026-05-14 06:40:20 CEST

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i shared it. last I had it on my profile there was a Nostr client for Monero zaps but it seems the community wasn't having it

2026-05-14 06:20:00 CEST

you nyggas turned out to be a huge disappointment I truly believe I should have stayed on Twitter. but that ship sailed, let's move forward with those who have been less of a disappointment.

2026-05-14 06:16:56 CEST

every body could use a little bit of hopium, I can't blame you mothefukkaz for wanting to see BTC at speculated prices.

2026-05-14 06:13:42 CEST

people are still here checking the price hodling the same job they have had since I met them when BTC was $23k .

2026-05-14 06:11:41 CEST

price checkers are retarded hodlers. people who spedn don't bother checking the price since they're going to have to spedn anyway. it's either more sats or less sats for products and services

2026-05-14 06:10:11 CEST

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and when that occurs what is going to change? besides the price

2026-05-14 06:09:29 CEST

mood. down size and stack harder than the rest https://image.nostr.build/64144222c8f00a6be31bd2994b00d60bcba2acdabee54470e9128140f3d40dc3.jpg

2026-05-13 21:23:50 CEST

2223hrs in my Townsville ☁️🤷🏾‍♂️🌝✨
bed time. ✌🏾

2026-05-13 21:14:31 CEST

be like Turiz.
Turiz does not go to reply under notes of people who don't like Turiz.
Turiz does not even follow people who don't like Turiz.
Turiz only talks to people who like Turiz.
be like Turiz. . .
not my best work but a poem nevertheless #poemstr

2026-05-13 21:09:31 CEST

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you won't be the first to not send me a sat. 😂 did I ask you to send my anything? you're the one who want to put my pubkey on your truck and your pale skin 😂 why are you offering?

2026-05-13 21:05:54 CEST

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iz this a meme 😂

2026-05-13 21:04:01 CEST

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i hope you don't deal with numbers at your job 😂 the 2 BTC price is mine 4 BTC after the halving . 😂 😂

2026-05-13 21:00:02 CEST

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40 names at 2 BTC. is 80. then I can pay you after the halving. you suck at math.

2026-05-13 20:53:13 CEST

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talk to you when I have 40 names . that's 80 BTC so I'll have 40 for you 🤙🏾

2026-05-13 20:46:23 CEST

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how much for your skin though?

2026-05-13 19:39:20 CEST

scenes from Turiz manipulating others to spedn their corn 🌽 fortunately they don't have to listen to me and they can do as they see fit. https://image.nostr.build/008800097ccbf0ebe2a47334dda9ffb8551b88c6ca2717ff9c7d09587d89d479.jpg

2026-05-13 19:20:19 CEST

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😂😂 chochea moto kabisa

2026-05-13 19:04:46 CEST

i did mention that there is a list of super heroes who are supposed to save the rest of us so let's just all wait for them to learn how to use their supposed powers.

2026-05-13 18:49:45 CEST

i sleep well at night knowing God is fighting my battles.
1950hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🕊️🫂💜

2026-05-13 18:09:08 CEST

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minister of enjoyment

2026-05-13 16:24:53 CEST

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needed to hear this thanks fr fr

2026-05-13 11:06:34 CEST

have I shared what i'm having today?? #foodstr forgive my amnesia it's the weed...
Avocado 🥑 (quite pricy in this economy)
Tomato 🍅
Meat 🍖
Eggs 🥚
Milk 🥛
might add Ugali or Something we call indomie... https://image.nostr.build/2ff527d2153da79af5e4bdb4f689838e03d75c8f4d5e8efafdbe183ea8f75b98.jpg

2026-05-13 10:41:01 CEST

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hella powerful this one. needed it

2026-05-13 10:38:40 CEST

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shukran ⚡💥✨💨✌🏾🕊️✌🏾🕊️

2026-05-13 07:25:18 CEST

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tis chess dot com bro

2026-05-13 06:54:33 CEST

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wow

2026-05-13 06:20:15 CEST

Worship Wednesday.... Glory be to God alone.

2026-05-13 06:19:41 CEST

Spirit lead me where my trust is without borders. Let me walk up on the waters, wherever you would call me. Take me deeper than my feet could ever wonder. And my Faith will be made stronger in the presence of my Savior

2026-05-13 06:10:30 CEST

ya boi topping the lists nShit. .. . #proofofwork #PoW

2026-05-13 05:17:09 CEST

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😂 the npub is?

2026-05-13 04:40:03 CEST

its been a while since my note was zapped by two people.. lol i usually get zapped by one person or get no zaps on the notes. lol -
GM... Early asF 0540hrs in my humble abode.

2026-05-13 00:01:29 CEST

0101hrs in my townsville. . . .
GN

2026-05-13 00:01:13 CEST

because someone stumbles, loses their way doesn't mean they are lost forever. sometimes we all need a little help .

2026-05-12 23:17:50 CEST

When I was a Deejay I went by the moniker 'Twitch yo Deejay' I had got the name from the movie Half Past Dead (2002) character Twitch played by rapper and actor Kurupt, who plays a criminal/hacker partner to Steven Seagal's character. #Factstr

2026-05-12 22:18:31 CEST

The said they are now vibing Android apps because Claude didnt have Kotlin... but ya'll missed that part. if that doesnt scream lazy devs i dont know what does. your favs are doomed.

2026-05-12 22:16:43 CEST

pleb: zap me
turiz: https://blossom.primal.net/20fc74ec950bb2af9ecbc50b550d7c75e987d85511fe963af571da54eb9df1bd.mp4

2026-05-12 22:14:41 CEST

when i get a raise i shall do it myself. . . im going to bed but before all dat, im a roll a friggin joint.

2026-05-12 22:13:28 CEST

ive asked 2 people over the time i have been building #memely to help with adding templates. lmao. they both refused and they are both out here crying about zaps. pathetic
- very sad to see.

2026-05-12 22:09:31 CEST

we shall continue to build doesn't matter if everybody keeps pretending the shit we have out doesn't exist, meanwhile, they just out here borrowing ideas and picking our brains.
PURA VIDA