LightningGoats
⚡Lightning Goats⚡

Pura Vida!

The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).

Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxd84men85p8hqgearxes2az8azljn08nydeqa0s3klayk8u7rddspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tmyd968gmewwp6kytmjv4kxz7gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezucmgv95k6cfwd9hxvmcpyemhxue69uhkcmnz9e3x7mrkv4exketj9e3k7mf0dehhxarjwfjkccte9umrvdspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuctjw3uzumtpwf4k2aqgk4f50

Publishing to

lnb.bolverker.com/nostrrelay/666

relay.artx.market

Author Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

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Last Notes

2026-03-17 15:47:54 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 54°F (feels like 49.2°F), 41% humidity, 3 mph wind from NW, gusts up to 3.4 mph, UV index 0. Steady pressure 23.66 inHg; Solar 130 W/m²

2026-03-17 15:45:02 UTC

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Welcome, @nprofile…jf5f. Thank you for the contribution of 10 sats. The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ grows. 938 sats are required for the next feeding cycle.

2026-03-17 13:51:43 UTC

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@nprofile…m6nl has joined the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ with a positive reaction. Thank you for the support!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 1 more spot available. ⚡

2026-03-17 13:51:05 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…prp8's new total is 21 sats after a contribution of 21. Behavioral fact: Goats are playful animals, especially when young, and engage in activities like climbing and jumping for enjoyment.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-17 13:50:59 UTC

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Welcome to the herd, @nprofile…prp8. Your support has been registered in the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. We're very grateful.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2026-03-17 13:50:58 UTC

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@nprofile…prp8, your help in sharing our mission is clear. Welcome to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡, and thanks a million!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2026-03-17 13:50:13 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/x4MLiJc4Hmc
#CyberHerd

2026-03-17 13:47:36 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 40°F (feels like 33.9°F), 53% humidity, 2 mph wind from NW, gusts up to 3.4 mph, UV index 0. Steady pressure 23.64 inHg; Solar 53 W/m²

2026-03-17 10:13:13 UTC

By participating in the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ experience, you’re not only feeding the goats but also contributing to a real world Bitcoin experiment, demonstrating the real-world power of microtransactions.

2026-03-17 00:12:21 UTC

gn!
https://blossom.primal.net/8a6783f291bb86fed9b3a6ef4f6b56db9f4736027a562d08b354c2755d2ee6fd.jpg

2026-03-16 23:49:23 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: The herd is currently at its 3-member limit, Anon. Reacting won't secure a spot, but a zap over 10 sats will!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard

2026-03-16 23:49:22 UTC

Your donation of 21 sats has been received! 969 sats until feeder activation. Goats have a strong herd instinct, and they rely on the protection and companionship of their fellow herd members to stay safe.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 23:42:40 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…jf5f has increased their total to 767 sats by adding 10. Environmental fact: Goats are effective browsers and are often used for land management to clear brush and control invasive plant species.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 23:42:40 UTC

Thanks for the 10 sats towards sustainable practices! 990 sats until feeder activation. Goats like @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…qcsj are valued for their role in integrated pest management.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 23:42:17 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: The total from @nprofile…jf5f is now 747 sats after contributing 10 more. Health fact: Goat meat is leaner and has less cholesterol than beef, pork, or even chicken.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 23:42:17 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…jf5f adds 10 more sats, for a new total of 757. Dietary fact: Goats are selective feeders and will often refuse to eat hay that is soiled or has been trampled on.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 23:42:16 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: With a new contribution of 69 sats, @nprofile…ur9x's total is now 1001. Communication fact: Mother goats and their kids can recognize each other's calls, a bond that helps keep the young safe.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 23:22:28 UTC

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It was a bug in the LNBits software I'm using. I had to rewrite one of the wallet backends from scratch to get it working like it should. From now on I'm just going to run my own custom code.

2026-03-16 23:21:02 UTC

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Nice. It looks like it's working. I literally rewrote the whole Core Lightning rest wallet backend to LNBits to fix the various issues we were having. There's still a problem with Primal for the webbrowser, but at least I now have my side of things working.

2026-03-16 23:09:09 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…ur9x boosts their contribution by 155 sats, for a total of 932. Did you know? A goat giving birth is said to be 'kidding.'
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 23:09:08 UTC

Snack time for the herd, thanks to 155 sats! Goats are highly adaptable animals and can live in a variety of environments, from deserts to mountainous regions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 23:08:25 UTC

777 sats received! 154 sats until feeder activation. Interesting fact: Goats, like @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5 and @nprofile…qcsj, are adept climbers known for their ability to scale challenging terrains, including trees and rocky cliffs.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 23:08:25 UTC

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@nprofile…ur9x has entered the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for the contribution of 777 sats. 154 sats are pending for the next feeding cycle.

2026-03-16 23:07:08 UTC

A donation of 69 sats has been received! 931 sats until feeder activation. Did you know that goats, like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…qcsj and @nprofile…yak5, demonstrate exceptional balance and can navigate steep and uneven terrains with ease?
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 22:59:20 UTC

By contributing sats to the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡, you’re supporting not only the herd but also education about Bitcoin, Lightning, and renewable energy solutions.

2026-03-16 22:42:37 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…jf5f boosts their contribution by 287 sats, for a total of 737. Did you know? A goat giving birth is said to be 'kidding.'
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 22:42:37 UTC

@nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…qcsj and the herd are feasting, thanks to 287 sats! Goats’ ability to climb trees and steep cliffs helps them access food that other animals can’t reach.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 22:41:48 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: With a new contribution of 10 sats, @nprofile…jf5f's total is now 450. Communication fact: Mother goats and their kids can recognize each other's calls, a bond that helps keep the young safe.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 22:41:47 UTC

10 sats received! Thank you! 277 sats until feeder activation. Nutritional fact: Goat milk is not only popular globally but also easier to digest than cow's milk due to its unique protein structure.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 22:40:40 UTC

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I got it working on Primal Android. Primal Web (browser) still has the bug.

2026-03-16 22:39:12 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…jf5f adds another 420 sats, reaching a total of 440. Anatomical fact: Unlike sheep, the tails of most goat breeds point upwards unless the goat is sick or distressed.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 22:39:11 UTC

420 sats added to our mission. 287 sats until feeder activation. Conservation: Goats like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5 and @nprofile…lmyx help reduce the need for chemical herbicides, contributing to a healthier ecosystem.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 22:28:29 UTC

Thanks for donating 10 sats! 707 sats until feeder activation. Goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…yak5, are highly social animals that enjoy the company of their herd and will often form close bonds with others.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 22:28:29 UTC

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⚡CyberHerd⚡: @nprofile…jf5f has added 10 sats to the herd, for a new total of 20. Agility fact: Goats are excellent climbers, with hooves adapted for gripping steep and rocky terrain.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard/

2026-03-16 22:20:23 UTC

Thank you for your 283 sats! 717 sats until feeder activation. Misconception correction: 'Fainting' goats do not actually faint; they have a condition called myotonia congenita, causing temporary muscle stiffness when startled.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 21:12:52 UTC

10 sats have been received! 773 sats until feeder activation. Goats are well-suited for mountainous terrain, where their hooves help them grip rocks and avoid slipping.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 21:08:36 UTC

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We've migrated lnbits out to the edge server and fixed an issue with our ca.pem. This should be good to go now. Thanks for the help troubleshooting!

2026-03-16 21:03:50 UTC

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@nprofile…uq5f has joined the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ with a positive reaction. Thank you for the support!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 1 more spot available. ⚡

2026-03-16 21:01:30 UTC

Thank you for the 10 sats! 773 sats until feeder activation. Goats' ability to climb and balance on narrow ledges makes them uniquely suited to living in mountainous terrain.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 20:58:44 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 62°F (feels like 55.0°F), 25% humidity, 4 mph wind from NNE, gusts up to 6.8 mph, UV index 5. Steady pressure 23.53 inHg; Solar 560 W/m²

2026-03-16 19:58:16 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 61°F (feels like 52.3°F), 25% humidity, 7 mph wind from NNW, gusts up to 11.4 mph, UV index 9. Steady pressure 23.55 inHg; Solar 805 W/m²

2026-03-16 19:02:46 UTC

Going offline to migrate out lnbits out towards the edge. We'll be back soon!

2026-03-16 18:51:04 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 54°F (feels like 48.2°F), 25% humidity, 2 mph wind from ENE, gusts up to 3.4 mph, UV index 8. Steady pressure 23.59 inHg; Solar 784 W/m²

2026-03-16 18:37:56 UTC

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Yeah, it's definitely the @nprofile…uz3y bug. I wish there was a way to get them to fix this. It's been blocking zaps to us for something like half a year now. The poor goats hardly get fed at all anymore.
It also shows that nostr isn't as decentralized as people think, since almost everyone appears to use Primal as a client.

2026-03-16 18:31:04 UTC

This is one of the projects we're working on Agents, Archon and Cashu:.
https://x.com/macterra/status/2033542485964644645?s=20
@nprofile…h36r

2026-03-16 18:15:40 UTC

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OK... I think I have a custom fix in place to work around the Primal bug. Try again from within Primal using whatever NWC connection you prefer and let me know if my hack works.

2026-03-16 18:14:01 UTC

Your donation of 10 sats is making a difference! 829 sats until feeder activation. A group of goats is often called a tribe or a trip, reflecting their social and communal living habits.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 18:07:35 UTC

The herd has just received 18 sats! 839 sats until feeder activation. Goats like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5 and @nprofile…qcsj are capable of surviving in harsh environments, including deserts and mountainous regions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 17:46:29 UTC

Your generous donation of 77 sats is appreciated! 857 sats until feeder activation. Unlike many mammals, goats, including @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…qcsj, lack upper front teeth, instead having a strong dental pad for grazing.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 17:34:03 UTC

Thank you for the 42 sats! 934 sats until feeder activation. Intelligence fact: Goats, such as @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj and @nprofile…f035, show cognitive abilities comparable to dogs in certain aspects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 17:31:47 UTC

Your generous 21 sats aid farm growth! 976 sats until feeder activation. Goats, such as @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…lmyx, enhance permaculture gardens by providing organic weed control.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-16 17:21:42 UTC

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Could you try from within the Rizful wallet instead of through Primal if that's possible?

2026-03-16 17:20:04 UTC

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Maybe complaining to Primal about this would help. I had an issue open with them for months on this before I closed it. And, I just opened a new one today.
https://github.com/PrimalHQ/primal-web-app/issues/190
That said, I did have some config tweaks on my reverse proxy which seem to have helped things a bit.

2026-03-16 17:12:16 UTC

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I have no friggin idea, and I'm about ready to just turn the feeder off for good. As far as I can tell it's the lingering @nprofile…uz3y bug.
Testing using Strike wallet works fine. This could be an lnbits issue, but at this point I'm done troubleshooting other people's software and may just write my own specialised core lightning plugin for the feeder and call it good.

2026-03-16 17:02:44 UTC

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Welcome, @nprofile…jf5f. Thank you for the contribution of 10 sats. The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ grows. 997 sats are required for the next feeding cycle.
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2026-03-16 16:17:31 UTC

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Opened an issue with @nprofile…uz3y : https://github.com/PrimalHQ/primal-web-app/issues/190
In src/lib/zap.ts:
When an LNURL callback already includes query parameters, the zap flow appends amount and nostr using another ? instead of &.
This produces malformed callback URLs like:
https://example.com/lnurlp/api/v1/lnurl/cb/abc123?webhook_data=foo?amount=10000&nostr=...

2026-03-16 15:48:41 UTC

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It looks like it's working from our end. Can you try again?
sat@AzagGoats:~$ curl -i "https://lightning-goats.com/lnurlp/api/v1/lnuhttps://lightning-goats.com/.well-known/lnurlp/herd
HTTP/2 200
server: nginx/1.26.3 (Ubuntu)
date: Mon, 16 Mar 2026 15:40:42 GMT
content-type: application/json
content-length: 419
{"tag":"payRequest","callback":"https://lightning-goats.com/lnurlp/api/v1/lnurl/cb/mUxQto?webhook_data=alias%3D%27webhook_data%27+extra%3D%7B%7D","minSendable":1000,"maxSendable":100000000000,"metadata":"[[\"text/plain\", \"Payment to herd\"], [\"text/identifier\", \"[email protected]\"]]","commentAllowed":250,"allowsNostr":true,"nostrPubkey":"669ebbcccf409ee0467a33660ae88fd17e5379e646e41d7c236ff4963f3c36b6"}
sat@ogsatoth:~$ curl -i "https://lightning-goats.comcurl -i "https://lightning-goats.com/lnurlp/api/v1/lnurl/cb/mUxQto?amount=1000"
HTTP/2 200
server: nginx/1.26.3 (Ubuntu)
date: Mon, 16 Mar 2026 15:48:04 GMT
content-type: application/json
content-length: 604
{"pr":"lnbc10n1p5msf35sp58u0keu8rkt7w0ugpf8enc3uer8qz0uzuea8ptzxf0wez92ch2y4spp52zxde97ru888utxc36rm4gpwmjgq4nn90ml9cf0ccsn8wt4lkg2qdy8tddjyar90p6z7urvv95kug3vyq39qcted4jkuapqw3hjq6r9wfjzyhfvypdjyar90p6z76tyv4h8g6txd9jhyg3vyq3xsetjv3qxc6t8dp6xu6twvukkwmmpw3ejucm0d5396hgcqpjrzjqvlfee8g7rng7ld5nlakh8hvcyrqtulnljeuvvz5tzrhfx44zkuuwrjg0qqqgrgqqqqqqqqqqqqqgzsq2q9qxpqysgqwj09t28vzcdk49stch47aatn0eqhf0zjyjl6nnh3qvxzas9j02w30gzcxudmhye6pgpamaczurxs8qx26gxmmgh2guw5py44mvlxkxcqeqdq6a","successAction":{"tag":"url","url":"https://lightning-goats.com","description":"Thank You!"},"routes":[],"disposable":false}

2026-03-16 15:16:36 UTC

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Give it a try now. I've fixed config issues with the reverse proxy and set the [email protected] address too accept 1 sat zaps.

2026-03-16 15:01:16 UTC

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Give it a try now. It does look like the reverse proxy config was broken.

2026-03-16 14:39:48 UTC

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We're using LNBits behing an nginx reverse proxy. I'll troubleshoot the nginx config, that seems like the most likely place to start. We do get payments to the goats somewhat regularly, however.

2026-03-16 14:34:56 UTC

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No idea. We are connected directly to Megalithic.me (same team as @nprofile…se56) with a couple large channels, so routing shouldn't be an issue.
What kind of error do you get?

2026-03-16 14:26:04 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/vQBE1iRqDos
#CyberHerd

2026-03-15 16:17:43 UTC

Sats you send go toward feeding the goats, with the feeder being triggered once enough contributions are made. Watch in real-time as the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ enjoy their treats!

2026-03-15 14:17:37 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 42°F (feels like 36.1°F), 18% humidity, 9 mph wind from N, gusts up to 13.7 mph, UV index 0. Steady pressure 23.49 inHg; Solar 46 W/m²

2026-03-15 14:15:24 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/AWpeuTGflPY
#CyberHerd

2026-03-14 14:05:34 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/wh6EsZmd5q4
#CyberHerd

2026-03-13 20:16:25 UTC

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Welcome to the herd, @nprofile…jf5f. Your repost has been registered with the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. We're grateful for the support.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2026-03-13 19:13:32 UTC

1000 sats have been added to the feeder! Goats are often used in sustainable farming to clear invasive plants and maintain biodiversity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-13 19:07:12 UTC

Feeder activated with 1000 sats! Goats are excellent climbers, and their strong legs and hooves allow them to navigate rocky terrain with ease.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-13 17:55:52 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/FMK_MWqL4eI
#CyberHerd

2026-03-13 15:49:38 UTC

Going offline for a couple hours to perform work on the Solar-PV system that powers the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ and Cannibal Goat Ranch. Both the node and the feeder will be down while we do the work.
https://blossom.primal.net/91d8aa6f89c9f8e6b6de775a299f3d750c6874c04e1d10e402826b485bf70418.jpg

2026-03-13 14:59:06 UTC

869 sats received! The goats are enjoying their meal. Fun fact: Goats use their strong front legs to rear up and knock down branches to access food.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-13 14:57:28 UTC

https://x.com/macterra/status/2032469069618622644?s=20

2026-03-13 14:50:05 UTC

100 sats have been added! 869 sats until feeder activation. Goats' adaptability to different environments has made them one of the most widespread livestock animals in the world.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-13 14:13:06 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/38459zWARlM
#CyberHerd

2026-03-12 22:15:54 UTC

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Nice.

2026-03-12 19:24:30 UTC

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Support the Meadery! Zap the goats today!

2026-03-12 18:53:03 UTC

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Correction: 110. I stand by the rest of my typos.

2026-03-12 17:45:56 UTC

The goats thank you for your 21 sats donation! 969 sats until feeder activation. Goats like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035 and @nprofile…r22r have a highly developed sense of smell, which helps them find food and recognize members of their herd.
https://lightning-goats.com

2026-03-12 16:15:04 UTC

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I'll say it so you don't have to: BIP100/444 Knots is an attack on Bitcoin.
If these people had real arguments they wouldn't spend so much effort on ad hominem attacks and using arguments straight out the the State's playbook like, "But what about the children!"
It is interesting that aside from Kratter, most the major voices advocating for 110 are paid emplyees of Ocean.
Statists gonna state.

2026-03-12 15:33:53 UTC

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My wife and I just went to the courthouse and got the paperwork. No cemenomies, etc.

2026-03-12 15:09:13 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/P1QIFqfd45A
#CyberHerd

2026-03-11 15:16:58 UTC

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The ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡ expands with @nprofile…jf5f's repost. Welcome! We appreciate you sharing our content.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2026-03-11 14:39:03 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/rhPDaZPKfsw
#CyberHerd

2026-03-10 18:08:31 UTC

The year is 2026: Five lightning powered goats are seeking liquidity.
Connect to the ⚡Lightning Goats CLN⚡node today, and help them get fed.
0382d558331b9a0c1d141f56b71094646ad6111e34e197d47385205019b03afdc3@45.76.234.192:9735
https://blossom.primal.net/1ef82bdb7c1390ef57198a6ec8c630cc8e756dce190a4f5c8732cbc1f0537952.jpg
#plebnet #nodestrich

2026-03-10 17:11:33 UTC

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The solution is available right now for your agents to use: https://4tress.org/

2026-03-10 17:10:16 UTC

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We have built a production-focused stack for sovereign AI identity and Lightning operations — spanning
trust, coordination, and execution which is in place and ready for AI agents to use today. This is the future. Now.
### Introducing the Stack
Archon delivers the sovereign trust layer for agent systems:
- DID-native identity
- Verifiable credential issuance/verification
- Cryptographic signing/proof workflows
- Encrypted messaging (DMail)
- Vault-based encrypted backup and recovery
- Multi-identity support for operators and autonomous agents
Repo: https://github.com/archetech/archon
Ecosystem: https://github.com/archetech
archon-skills turns that foundation into usable operational tooling:
- Identity lifecycle automation (create/switch/list)
- Alias and contact resolution
- Encrypt/decrypt and sign/verify utilities
- DMail send/check workflows
- Vault backup + verification scripts
- Interop tooling (including Nostr-related key workflows)
Repo: https://github.com/archetech/agent-skills
cl-hive is the fleet intelligence and coordination layer for Lightning:
- Multi-node coordination architecture
- Reputation-aware routing and policy logic
- Intent/task orchestration across nodes
- Risk-aware controls and authorization boundaries
- Topology/liquidity planning primitives
- Advisor-ready control plane for scaling operations
Repo: https://github.com/lightning-goats/cl-hive
cl_revenue_ops is the execution layer for node-level economics:
- Automated fee policy management
- Profitability-aware liquidity behavior
- Mempool-responsive defensive controls
- Revenue-focused channel operations
Repo: https://github.com/lightning-goats/cl_revenue_ops
────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
### What We’ve Built
This is not a single tool — it’s an integrated architecture:
- Archon secures identity and trust.
- archon-skills operationalizes those capabilities.
- cl-hive coordinates intelligence across fleets.
- cl_revenue_ops executes profitability strategy in real time.
Together, they form an end-to-end platform for sovereign agent operations on Lightning: identity-first, security-first, and
built for real-world routing economics.

2026-03-10 14:25:39 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/tqdLOYmqLos
#CyberHerd

2026-03-10 00:08:32 UTC

Every sat counts in the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ project! The feeder operates using contributions from the global Bitcoin community, and you can be part of it by sending sats directly to the herd.

2026-03-09 22:08:26 UTC

Your contributions make the ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ project possible. Each sat you send not only feeds the goats but also supports the infrastructure that powers this interactive experience.

2026-03-09 20:51:08 UTC

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@nprofile…jf5f has amplified our signal, joining the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡. Thank you for sharing!
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 1 more spot available. ⚡

2026-03-09 20:08:21 UTC

The ⚡ Lightning Goats ⚡ project is entirely community-driven. Each sat contributed helps support the goats and allows viewers to engage in a unique, Bitcoin-powered experience.

2026-03-09 19:41:28 UTC

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So easy even a herd of goats can do it.

2026-03-09 18:08:15 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 60°F (feels like 49.5°F), 27% humidity, 11 mph wind from WSW, gusts up to 13.7 mph, UV index 8. Steady pressure 23.55 inHg; Solar 779 W/m²

2026-03-09 16:08:09 UTC

Flexible zapping for existing #CyberHerd members: Support any Lightning Goats content - technical posts, goat updates, educational content. Every qualifying zap increases your payout share.

2026-03-09 14:34:48 UTC

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@nprofile…szks's positive reaction is a boost for us all. Welcome to the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡, and thank you.
https://lightning-goats.com/leaderboard
⚡ 2 more spots available. ⚡

2026-03-09 14:07:22 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/GMgvo2J3STU
#CyberHerd

2026-03-08 23:38:53 UTC

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Yeah this is how you get mass protests and revolution. Fuck these guys.
#tax_revolt

2026-03-08 22:16:33 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 63°F (feels like 55.0°F), 28% humidity, 8 mph wind from SW, gusts up to 10.3 mph, UV index 4. Steady pressure 23.50 inHg; Solar 451 W/m²

2026-03-08 20:16:27 UTC

🌤️ Weather Update: 62°F (feels like 52.6°F), 28% humidity, 9 mph wind from SSW, gusts up to 10.3 mph, UV index 5. Steady pressure 23.54 inHg; Solar 607 W/m²