A 92 kilograms bundle of joy powered by lisdexamphetamine, cis gay mixed race male (he/they), Spain/UK based, adopted Brit, passionate against Brexit. Into: minimalism, decretionism, mutualism, left-wing politics, decent public services, Elixir, Kotlin, Nixos, German language, FOSS, EU products, dark sense of humour, fitness, healthcare and impailed-billionaire cooking recipes. Diagnosed: ☢️, ADHD-I, Hidradenitis Stage 2 and counting. #nobots #ADHD #Elixir #Spain #Minimalism
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Last Notes npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Got ya! 1234 https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/289/624/292/593/731/original/fd0d90ba81befab7.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8d0p does your OS implement any type of telemetry and/or LLM crap ? (Asking this from a Nothing Phone 3a Pro with the essential button CRAP in it, which I've disabled via ADB but shouldn't need to) npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Fuck me I've been the whole day in a flow state. I'm loving it. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Random person on the fedi > I'm taking time offline, depressing news everywhere. /me goes to the BIO, checks the comment and see what's below 😬 Moral of the story: BE THE CHANGE you want to SEE in the fediverse #fediverse #selfcare #itStartsWithYou https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/149/807/671/138/707/original/d5e49eeacdc1488e.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Trying to find an EU alternative to HelloSign, the one I normally use (now renamed DropBox Sign) for contracts, I've found the French YouSign and I've got to say I'm impressed with their featureset. https://yousign.com/ #BuyFromEU #HelloSign npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl what's forked about it at all ? npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…um83 second part agree, first part: there are no safeguards at all against abuse of admin power from OTHER instances because you don't really see it. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 It never fails, when someone leaves the fedi because they prefer Bluesky it is because all of their toots are ads of products, services or affiliate links hiding in barely-useful advice. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 The Graphene paradox is to get a degoogled phone you need to purchase a Google Pixel. Let's fight our enemy by feeding it. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 My prediction for this year's summer is that is going to be the most catastrophic of the history of Spain. It's just April, I'm on one of the coldest corners of this península and is really warm. Summer clothing type of warm and I don't even mean T-shirts but tank tops no sleeves at all or directly going out shirtless. I cannot imagine how this will be elsewhere. But I'm glad I'm on SRRIs to dampen the impending-doom feelings. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 The fedi is left, right and center full of people celebrating they upgraded their electronics before orange face fucked up world trade. And it reminds me of this gif https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/305/171/114/613/984/original/058ce37b7de378d6.mp4 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I've observed ever since Julio brought magnesium pills all muscle twitches and spams have vanished 🤔 Is this normal for others on SRRI / SNRI? npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 ALL toots are plain text, ALL toots. This isn't e2e and has never been. So if your admin cannot distinguish traffic from a toot that is always written the same from some fake Nicole cunt, it is not because they are poor mods, but because they don't have the technical expertise to build a pattern matching script to detect spam bots whose message is always the same. Not all mod tools are built-in Mastodon interface, and not all admins are the same, some can code. And yes, I haven't seen yet such spam bot and i don't ever expect to see her. I'm pretty sure building such detection tool is peanuts for vmst.io admin. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 This is a real product 🤔 #Finnish #BuyEuropean https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/197/093/238/730/364/original/99c08ce34f14f480.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 So Tuta mail doesn't have IMAP/POP/SMTP support....nor any bridge like Proton has. Take that into consideration whenever you think about jumping ship. https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/197/085/624/184/919/original/5ecd0206d2194cef.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I honestly don't think I can quit Whatsapp which is incredibly annoying but EVERY FUCKING THING in Spain works on top of Whatsapp. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 What's the nicest PostgreSQL GUI for Nixos? #askfedi #nixos npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…xyvy in order of your questions made: 1. Doesn't matter. Free would be nice though. 2. None. I despise Cloudflare with passion, only used them because Obsidian Publish worked fine with them. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…xyvy considering it is a different question it might be worth creating your own thread. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Dear #fediverse could you please recommend me a EU-based alternative to Cloudflare to use as nameservers? Thank you in advance. #askfedi #dns npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Ever since I discovered Mistral has an online chat, I'm using it instead of DeepSeek or ChatGPT. EVERYTHING EU is my new hardcoded mandate. https://chat.mistral.ai #AI #LLM npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Hmmm https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/069/396/976/101/149/original/a87c5576349a9645.jpeg npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I approve this message What's Threema?🤔 https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/065/785/350/453/350/original/e7c45ada6e3e639e.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 So how many people have received this spammy message from Nicole the random Fediverse Chick? (judging by the time, 100% bot) #spam https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/049/747/833/020/657/original/e43e147490bcb581.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Every time I run a nixos-rebuild switch I want to cry. If waiting for Windows Updates was painful imagine waiting for stuff to recompile EVERY TIME Why on Earth Zerotier needs recompilation, why on Earth Telegram is recompiling why on Earth i can't enable Virtualbox because it also slows down this. I mean...this is PAIN and appaling UX #nixos npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 What the fuck @nprofile…8x0h ? https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/990/603/141/125/669/original/c11b1ee7502e0d4b.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Is it CLEAR not to you that a company thinking on implementing a subscription model is not interested at all, by design, anymore in federation? Or when does the penny drop? Can we finally call a spade a spade without stan accounts pretending Bluesky is the 2nd coming of Jesus? #bluesky #bluescam https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/372/521/102/061/075/original/1ac6df20cf08a39d.mp4 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @npub1xed…yg9w WeWork <- is that still a thing? 🤔