Detective Deft Defector

"I promise you there is not some document that, at least, I'm hiding that allows us to prove exactly what was going on and how."
See guys? He promised. We should DEFINITELY vote him in now. Erika too. He promised.
#nevent1q…gyxx

2026-07-15 21:26:01 UTC

Vance is trying SO hard to play dumb about Epstein on Rogan right now. It would be funny if he wasn't suddenly just so very confused about an obvious and painfully simple question.

2026-07-15 16:26:17 UTC

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Aw lawd she angry

2026-07-14 23:30:36 UTC

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👄

2026-07-14 18:29:10 UTC

This should be huge.
It probably won't be.
But it should.
#nevent1q…khnh

2026-07-14 11:55:39 UTC

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👄🍆☕

2026-07-14 11:54:34 UTC

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Tbh, both of these takes sound cultish.

2026-07-14 02:51:25 UTC

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I am significantly more confused now. Thanks.

2026-07-14 02:42:50 UTC

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Fuck chairs. A real man never sits down.

2026-07-14 02:06:11 UTC

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You're basically my only news outlet

2026-07-13 22:14:58 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/a467bd081aa6d2cea84a47f2027e4a4281d13f4801cca632f607d455caedfd5c.gif

2026-07-13 11:28:18 UTC

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Who tf is this guy?

2026-07-12 19:45:08 UTC

He was SCHEDULED
#nevent1q…cep7

2026-07-12 17:38:18 UTC

New protest strategy:
If you see an add for a store or service, refuse to be their customer.
Make advertisement counterproductive.

2026-07-12 16:49:49 UTC

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>be new
>see this post
>floor it home
>check miner
>0 blocks
>die a little inside

2026-07-12 15:05:49 UTC

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And i bet you they spare no penny in investigations or a minute of broadcast time to pin it on Putin and ramping up tensions

2026-07-12 03:19:07 UTC

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Ah. I thought you were talking about overall. Hold.
Son. Of a bitch.
Welp, I'm the asshole.

2026-07-12 02:50:16 UTC

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Can't wait to get some of these into my collection

2026-07-12 02:49:33 UTC

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Not sure. Innocuous chemicals are not the same as chemical isomers that didn't come from the earth. You do you but I'm good.

2026-07-12 01:50:51 UTC

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"Synthetic nicotine"
Absolutely not putting that in my body.

2026-07-12 00:32:47 UTC

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Yeah I'm good. Alps for me, thanks .

2026-07-11 15:31:52 UTC

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Gf just got the grain mill attachment. I'm very excited to have some actual healthy bread.

2026-07-10 22:45:51 UTC

Staples used to pay you for battery recycling. Now they charge you.
What the fuck.

2026-07-10 21:09:09 UTC

Crazy.
Anyway.
Who were Epstein's clients?
#nevent1q…cgs0

2026-07-10 20:27:41 UTC

It's the powerhouse of the cell
#nevent1q…fc2x

2026-07-10 18:10:59 UTC

Didn't drop the Epstein files to
#nevent1q…39sy

2026-07-10 02:42:11 UTC

It doesn't take a good person to stop and help a dying stranger. It takes a monster not to.

2026-07-10 02:01:06 UTC

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Who could've seen that coming except literally everyone

2026-07-09 03:01:17 UTC

Podcasters. Stop asking "What is that?" You know what it is. It's untalented, money hungry psychopaths. It's always untalented, money hungry psychopaths.

2026-07-09 02:52:38 UTC

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Or if you're learning. Never underestimate the value of finding out by fucking around.

2026-07-09 02:19:46 UTC

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Susan, quit standing in the food, you psycho.

2026-07-09 02:18:59 UTC

The fact that this needs to be explained, or isn't inherent in the first amendment is a clear symptom of enshitification. Everyone feels it, it just feels like it needs to be said out loud.
Bullshit will continue until rebellion increases.
#nevent1q…5j4l

2026-07-09 02:05:12 UTC

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Jelly. Tools are almost a better investment than the corn.
Actually I'm not afraid to say it. They're a better investment.

2026-07-08 17:55:12 UTC

Wakey wakey
https://substack.com/@antiparasitic/note/c-288426208

2026-07-08 10:28:27 UTC

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Ain't nothin but a heart ache

2026-07-08 10:24:54 UTC

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I have met 2 teachers in my life who weren't oblivious. Every single other one seemed as npc as you could get.

2026-07-08 01:08:08 UTC

The problem with people who reduce and dismiss anything deemed "conspiracy theory" is the shear naivety.
While sometimes it has to do with an unbreakable emotional attachment to believing a comfortable narrative that conforms to a soft and cozy world view, it always boils down to an inability or a refusal to accept the lengths that some people are will to go to control everyone else.

2026-07-07 23:54:41 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f0b54e1f102ac81222d57bdf7fb3fe92fa6d7855fdd8057d7d5683cdd3639380.jpg

2026-07-07 23:52:59 UTC

It's only a matter of time before nanobots become a legitimate threat.
First people will post about it hesitantly, saying they're having weird symptoms they can't quite explain.
Then doctors will come out saying they've found them, and they'll lose their license for touting "conspiracy theories".
Then the government will begin bashing the people saying they've been affected.
Then there will be minor disclosure to the tune of "I mean we have nanobots, but we don't use them on you."
Then it will slowly just become common knowledge.
Same playbook. New chaos.
So we have that to look forward to.

2026-07-07 23:08:44 UTC

Maybe proselytizing at a red light isn't the best method. To whom it may concern.

2026-07-07 22:47:59 UTC

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Not to mention the only way society has ever kept its authorities in line

2026-07-07 22:46:14 UTC

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I think so. Either that or we're losing.

2026-07-07 20:27:46 UTC

*sports ball post*

2026-07-07 20:15:10 UTC

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Guillotines

2026-07-07 00:07:51 UTC

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Yeah hey to pick this hill but what else was in the bill?

2026-07-06 23:26:49 UTC

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Good

2026-07-06 23:24:53 UTC

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That things got a dick or I'm a chicken. https://blossom.primal.net/1b5da7eb4975816671cca5eb25e8a0b03953a06985db012380a5c0f69b7d74ee.jpg

2026-07-06 23:23:21 UTC

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I thought they said TO the moon. That thing looks like it's from the moon.

2026-07-06 23:20:00 UTC

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That's an Adams apple

2026-07-06 21:27:45 UTC

What's goin on with the dude with boobs on the left?
#nevent1q…l6cs

2026-07-06 21:21:14 UTC

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Don't let your world view get in the way of reality

2026-07-06 20:37:13 UTC

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STOP YELLING AT MEEEE 😭

2026-07-06 20:35:02 UTC

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HEY😳 ummmm.. it's exactly what it looks like

2026-07-06 20:16:43 UTC

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Ayyyyy thanks for the tip! Yeh if they can create an entire operating system that overrides the biggest corporate developers, I think I'd trust their ability to send gifs.

2026-07-06 19:48:02 UTC

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No one said it would be easy. They said it would be worth it.

2026-07-06 19:39:35 UTC

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Oof. Yeh fingers crossed. The whole point for me is to ditch Google entirely.

2026-07-06 19:32:11 UTC

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I have no doubt that's gonna be a journey to figure out. Nobody seems to do messaging right. Even Apple can't figure out how to send a not blurry pic to Android.

2026-07-06 19:29:33 UTC

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Dyor. It might have one but I'm not pursuing it for convenience.

2026-07-06 19:21:55 UTC

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According to my research, whatever the fuck you want

2026-07-06 16:17:04 UTC

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This is why I'm switching to graphene

2026-07-06 16:07:24 UTC

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NASA was founded by satanists and Nazis but i respect the premise

2026-07-06 13:38:49 UTC

And GM☕
#nevent1q…0f9a

2026-07-06 09:55:38 UTC

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It's early hoss. That wasn't supposed to be a lush laugh.

2026-07-06 09:54:51 UTC

In yet another rendition of enshitification, apparently nobody makes an air fryer that doesn't scream every time you heat up breakfast.

2026-07-06 01:53:19 UTC

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I'm not savvy on relay limits. But i did read, according to perplexity, that none of this is compressable. Block space is block space is block space. Listening to Lopp earlier, again, on WiM, Citria had already found a work around? To the op return limits. Meaning there are several slots in a transaction code that can house arbitrary data. What i understood is that's why the old base txn fee of 1 sat/vByte got broken down and now txns are being broadcast for fractions of a sat. The benefit is that in v30, that data is compiled in designated spaces. Also according to him, if there was a prayer of knots running 110 and stopping said data, it would be with 95+% of node participation. You would have to landslide the v30 nodes, and even then (this was always my thought), there was no guarantee that those txns wouldn't get through.
I'm starting to look at it like the odds of stopping people from using the protocol however tf they want, is not only unlikely, but also, why would we want to? If it's freedom money, and we start tearing down use cases because they don't fit the narrative, how is that freedom money? If Bitcoin is a truth machine, why would anyone try to shut it up? "Because that doesn't scale." None of it scales at this moment. You can't be an lsp without in depth knowledge and from what i gather, dedicated hardware. You can't run a full node without dedicated hardware. The start up is already thousands of dollars for the whole outfit. So we trim down on chain data. Then what? You already need a spare terabyte for everything. 20 more years? Even bare bones txns will need another tb. Instead of 2. The op return going from 83 to 100,000 sounds batshit. So does trying to essentially censor the protocol. Typing this out I'm thinking, is this bullshit dichotomy the actual psyop? I don't know who stepped in it but i smell bullshit.

2026-07-05 23:58:57 UTC

Who the fuck ruined Kerrygold cheese
I just wanna talk🔪

2026-07-05 17:43:37 UTC

So I'm still ironing out the details about the 110 question. Very non-technical here, and full disclosure, I run knots, not core. My question to the gungho Knots/BIP110 proponents:
How do you define spam?
What proportion of nodes would it take to effectively filter the spam you're concerned about?

2026-07-05 14:43:20 UTC

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Premises, damnit! Lmao.
Well we know Rogan was a threat during covid and Spotify, God bless em, refused to let him go anywhere despite those same power structures doing everything they could to make them make him. YouTube sure seems happy to make Big Daddy® happy, but it seems like they'd just make grumble a shit ton of money if they silenced her.

2026-07-05 03:03:17 UTC

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I have serious doubt that she's dark money funded, but time will tell. Tucker I'm suspicious of, tho I agree with the penises he espouses. Fuentes is 100% a shill. Megan Kelly is too toothless to be controlled op. But Candace just seems appropriately pissed off in all the ways that signal genuine disdain for the deep state. Not to mention the books she's recommended that I cant explain with mischief. I highly doubt the deep state or Israel want people reading Sigmund Freud and the Jewish Mystical Tradition.
I can always be wrong tho.

2026-07-05 01:06:32 UTC

I'm certain there are people on here who haven't given Candace Owens the time of day.
If that's you, I'd love to hear your opinion after hearing this episode. Indulge me. Or don't. Your prerogative.
But I'm betting this would change your mind.
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7e2BMVTXAXRkCiPVxOLlFC

2026-07-04 15:47:13 UTC

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They can't help it, they ain't got no lipth https://blossom.primal.net/afd6539ad2b1b4e54d0fb776a87269961cb4cfd9b5dd5a67552dabb5f59146c5.mp4

2026-07-04 15:45:12 UTC

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Tell me you need the youth vote without telling me to have fun with my bitcoins

2026-07-04 15:33:12 UTC

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Allllllright getting weirder 😆 Not sure where to draw the line between kisses dogs, so trustworthy, and kisses dogs a little too passionately

2026-07-04 15:29:55 UTC

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I'm retarded but I think that's a separate issue 😆

2026-07-04 15:29:14 UTC

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I'd trust you over 90% I have a real life relationship with, truly. Goes for a LOT of people on here.

2026-07-04 15:06:10 UTC

If you don't kiss dogs, I don't trust you.
Happy birthday, America; you gas lighting, good poisoning, pedophile protecting bitch. 🇺🇸🔫🎇🫩

2026-07-03 22:28:53 UTC

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Like 2 or 3 episodes

2026-07-03 21:06:24 UTC

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Right ok, see this seems like a syndrome with the OGs. Very fiat behavior. "I don't have enough people on nostr to argue with" is a very fiat vibe.

2026-07-03 21:05:09 UTC

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Lol, it's a cool idea, just didn't like the execution

2026-07-03 20:12:43 UTC

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Couldn't get into it