Turiz

Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾

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2026-07-16 12:57:55 UTC

HEARTS DON'T BREAK AROUND HERE

2026-07-16 11:46:23 UTC

Anytime I pay with cash I get the eyes. 👀 Because some of us are accustomed to mobile money 😂😆
😂

2026-07-16 11:44:20 UTC

wish I told my bro to send my nephew with my mic and 4 channel sound card . . Mane. . Slip my mind. .

2026-07-16 11:39:03 UTC

Growing up . . .be like . . .
#nevent1q…u4j7

2026-07-16 09:40:01 UTC

just made $5 of my folks from sending me to the hardware store - - - bout to make some more after they send me to the supermarket to buy recipes stuff. . . lol
value 4 value baby.

2026-07-16 03:42:47 UTC

when you take a joke seriously and start explaining yourself
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2026-07-16 03:32:34 UTC

Let me tackle and close one more issue - and wink at the founders for some V4V zaps ⚡ 😂
Locked in. No Key or Pelle .

2026-07-16 03:31:04 UTC

When I tag you on a video image gif just enjoy it man. i'm not asking for your opinion 😂 😂
"I can't speak on this" - broo issa meme , chill 😂 😂 have a laugh , enjoy the content.

2026-07-16 03:25:29 UTC

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😂 what's the name of the last challenge we played? Figured it's going to be hard to win if I can't even set up the challenge 😭

2026-07-16 03:22:06 UTC

i don't ask nyggas for shit nowadays. if you like what mi doing you can zap. if you don't you can scroll.
don't make a scene about it. 🤣 🤣 🤣

2026-07-16 03:20:06 UTC

you pipo can be so goddamn boring . lmao

2026-07-16 03:19:01 UTC

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take the joke gosh 🤣 🤣 🤣

2026-07-16 02:46:22 UTC

If attention can be bought, it can be limited.
🧘🏾‍♂️ -

2026-07-16 02:10:04 UTC

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2026-07-16 02:05:27 UTC

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That was me on Tuesday. But on weed 😂

2026-07-16 01:58:16 UTC

How to beg on Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/96f1d44a1d286141045c3b68cb92f4e6df0d8d97847facfa5be0113899cc4945.mp4

2026-07-16 01:55:47 UTC

When you speak to the investors about your ideas
POV : @nprofile…5jqx
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2026-07-16 00:50:24 UTC

We need a leave your brain at home when you go to work and use AI day.

2026-07-16 00:46:13 UTC

When your daughters grow up and they're are on Nostr showing ass for sats you're going to remember me.
✌🏾 🕊️

2026-07-16 00:45:29 UTC

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It be like that 😁😂🤣

2026-07-16 00:36:29 UTC

I used to write code 😂 without looking it up anywhere when I was required to pass exams in campus. If you think you're testing me at the workplace you must be a retard. 😂 First thing I'm doing with my salary is getting Premium Clankers anon and asking them to do everything. THe fuck do you mean 😂
😂 Haha.

2026-07-16 00:32:40 UTC

Why hire the junior devs when you can just talk to Claude and ask it what to do ? 🤣😂
More time for the juniors to do drugs and find themselves. IT is a win win situation.
Nobody really ever wanted a job if you actually think about it. . .

2026-07-16 00:25:12 UTC

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Soil is fertile. Coastline touches the Indian Ocean. We have lakes . Fresh water and salty water lakes. And dams too. You can compare Kenya 🇰🇪 perhaps with one state near a shoreline. Since American is a continent and country. Unlike Kenya in Africa 🌍, there's 54 other countries.

2026-07-16 00:20:29 UTC

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WALAHI

2026-07-16 00:17:58 UTC

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We have three major cities. Nairobi, Mombasa, Kisumu. Everything else is a town or a village

2026-07-16 00:12:56 UTC

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I'M in Kenya 🇰🇪. We have counties too here.

2026-07-15 23:56:11 UTC

Pubky nyggas still looking for rust engineers 😂 😂 again....
Debify still looking for Ruby developers 😂 and QA testers 😂
What's wrong with companies? You can't keep employees??
😂 Retarded shit.

2026-07-15 23:50:15 UTC

Nyggas can't be trusted once power comes to play .

2026-07-15 23:49:45 UTC

I'M thinking i'm going to make a news platform for my country pipo to be broadcasting from their villages.
We have 47 counties. If people can hashtag their locations we can create a proper country wide feed to inform ourselves in unison. . . -- might need a relay too cus we can't trust these bitches to not bann npubs .

2026-07-15 23:44:35 UTC

Ruiru has experienced a tense week with heavy traffic on the Thika Superhighway following the tragic recovery of two bodies from the Ruiru River near Gwa Kairo stage and Zetech University
#KENYA 🇰🇪

2026-07-15 23:37:28 UTC

Question for people who wear glasses 🕶️ . How many pairs do you keep? In case something happens to the pair you have ?
If you have one sit this one out, brokie #askNostr

2026-07-15 23:35:54 UTC

The system is broken by same people trying to fix it from the inside 😞💠
Retarded shit my guy.

2026-07-15 23:28:46 UTC

Unlike my dad who's been waiting for the last 2 decades for the Courts to decide whether the Standard Chartered Banks should pay Him and other 629 their pension fund , I'm not waiting for the Courts to decide whether it's okay for me to smoke the Holy Plant 🍁
Shalom 🙏🏾

2026-07-15 23:26:13 UTC

Culture vultures and vampires. . . Everywhere bud
⭕ 🐸

2026-07-15 23:25:38 UTC

Jay-Z is to HipHop scene what Jack Dorsey is to the technology scene. . .
Do what you may with this information as you choose who's tiny dick you want to suck . . . Incase you wanting one of these to fund you so you can change the world 🌎🌍

2026-07-15 23:23:36 UTC

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What do you have in mind

2026-07-15 23:20:36 UTC

People are living life under people's control and thumb . Freedom took a whole new meaning of "only what I'm allowed to do"
I hate what this world is turning in to.

2026-07-15 23:11:28 UTC

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do you still have them? I burned mine 😂 from 2014 - wish I discovered mining ⛏️ instead of journaling

2026-07-15 23:08:33 UTC

LL Cool J then also said that people only discuss bank 🏦 accounts of rap and HipHop artists. No one checks for other genres because - you guessed it... the black community - the bag not real if you can't show it.

2026-07-15 23:06:22 UTC

Drake said he'd take the 500K and not dinner 🍽️ with Jay-Z cus he could never learn anything from him and the grown man dissed drake on stage coming out of retirement and shaving his hair. Which everyone thought was a wig anyways.

2026-07-15 21:01:28 UTC

By design by the ruling class...
✌🏾 🕊️
#nevent1q…v0md

2026-07-15 20:56:32 UTC

SEND THOSE ENGLISH COLONIZER MEN HOME 🏡 HAHA 😂 HAHAHAHA
#nevent1q…cafd

2026-07-15 20:44:44 UTC

Focus your energy on things that make you feel Good.

2026-07-15 20:43:42 UTC

One world order is inevitable
Channel your energy and manifest positive vibration.

2026-07-15 20:42:38 UTC

don't ever confuse being rich with making a contribution to the culture || community

2026-07-15 20:08:47 UTC

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So fancy 😍

2026-07-15 16:00:20 UTC

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🤣🤣 we acquire skills for fun now. steady farming 💪🏾🧺💪🏾🧺

2026-07-15 10:49:42 UTC

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it would have been nice if we're petitioning for medicinal purposes. But personally I've been smoking in public for more than a decade so this ruling doesn't concern me one bit. Trust me. Kama ni hongo Bado Ina lambwa. Kama ni bhangi Bado the pipo in power are pushing this shit so. . . Ka songe kasonge.

2026-07-14 21:29:29 UTC

Ehm 😂 when Trump the president of the free country calls a press conference to announce he is number One on TikTok. ..
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2026-07-14 20:50:04 UTC

The business they doing don't need nyggas labda bad and bougie bitches with Hasky type booty .

2026-07-14 20:34:30 UTC

Prophet of DOOM.
Type shit.
#nevent1q…xwlj

2026-07-14 20:34:06 UTC

Punish them.
BOOM.
#nevent1q…u9a7

2026-07-14 20:25:08 UTC

God shall make you lose it all just so you can find yourself.

2026-07-14 19:46:00 UTC

Done ✅ watching the game. Time to smoke my bhangi 🍁
Au revoir français 🇫🇷 you're not coming back from this mess.

2026-07-14 19:31:49 UTC

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Damn shame

2026-07-14 17:43:08 UTC

Let me grab a bag of weed before the game starts beLoafed.
🕊️ ✌🏾 But first, dinner with the familia.

2026-07-14 17:41:40 UTC

When I put up my Bitcoin stickers they are pulled down 😂😂
The people in my village are very mentally disturbed 😳 by the steps I take to better the community.
Anyways, we are all having fun staying poor and miserable just as the ruling class designed it.

2026-07-14 17:23:54 UTC

2023hrs in my Townsville ☁️🤷🏾‍♂️🫴🏾
Waiting for the semis

2026-07-14 17:15:38 UTC

You can be happy for people. Whole time they scheming against you
😂

2026-07-14 17:03:19 UTC

Stack sats stay humble is hoarder mentality. Miss me with that bullshit.
Eat a dick.

2026-07-14 17:02:24 UTC

Today I bought 2 packets of milk and 2 loaves of bread to take to the inmates who are probably being bullied and starved by to stupid po-lice.
IT was a nice stunt. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY FOR THE LESS FORTUNATE WITH YOUR FUCKIN SATS??? - also spent my last too. since I spent my savings bribing the leeches.

2026-07-13 16:11:18 UTC

If I have to I shall have to. . No two ways about it . LFG 🚀

2026-07-13 16:10:41 UTC

FREE THE BHANGI 🍁
#nevent1q…2hty

2026-07-13 16:02:58 UTC

A nygga going through it. . . Moving like I'm stupid. . . Nipate riko nalipuka. . . .

2026-07-13 14:06:34 UTC

A lil comfort meal goes a long way after bribing the po-lice. . .
Mek moni, buy your freedom.
Fuck the pigs and their little piglet kind and next of kins #foodstr #weedstr
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2026-07-12 13:31:39 UTC

Grab your partner's phone and search 🔎🔍 'sex' & 'babe' catch a cheater today.
Turiz, saving relationships. Get out of that situationship. :)

2026-07-12 12:36:14 UTC

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Oh snap 🫰🏾 😂😂😂 guilty as charged. 😂

2026-07-12 07:56:48 UTC

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Kush ups to the world 🌍🫂💜

2026-07-12 07:53:19 UTC

My flair is weed. 🍁

2026-07-12 07:51:07 UTC

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Mine are roll weed & get baked.

2026-07-11 18:56:38 UTC

Ask your favorite LLM about me. . . Make sure to type it out right . 'turi$mo'

2026-07-11 18:01:55 UTC

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Thanks for pointing me in the proper direction. Currently Hisa is an android marketplace for Nostr protocol. the idea is to have merchants perform in-person checkout. Accepting BTC simply by their lightning ⚡ or configured addresses and payment options

2026-07-11 17:59:56 UTC

Dinner as I binge watch Borgias . #foodstr
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2026-07-11 16:08:13 UTC

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Ugali on Christmas. Damn

2026-07-11 16:07:30 UTC

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Yeah like mashed corn actually niggabot

2026-07-11 16:07:00 UTC

I'm on kitchen duty... Ugali plus Chicken.
Karibu sana.

2026-07-11 15:58:14 UTC

Manifesting orders...
🧘🏾‍♂️ https://blossom.primal.net/1b1d53107a6ef389a16edb1d7bf1705ac3939f0c330ae9fb32336b81691ab103.jpg

2026-07-11 15:11:50 UTC

unfortunate incident. Condolences to that family

2026-07-11 15:05:06 UTC

Simulating 5M sats in to my reality.
🧘🏾‍♂️ 🕯️
#nevent1q…9pl0

2026-07-11 13:59:58 UTC

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Bana

2026-07-11 13:40:17 UTC

The only hope at redemption is saving in Bitcoin

2026-07-11 13:37:18 UTC

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GM CEO. PV. Well put . Bye bye walled gardens.

2026-07-11 06:37:41 UTC

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Yeh. We been around for a minute. :) P2P .

2026-07-11 06:35:49 UTC

YOU WON'T HEAR THIS FROM @nprofile…askd
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2026-07-11 06:28:16 UTC

Almost got scammed $7 by Canva after free trial expired 😂 😂 . . . Insufficient balance not so bad after all. . . 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/bec5cab337ac4257afc7dbb11c5b53eef3254c8cd1f2f777e4e58c0e2119b3e9.jpg

2026-07-11 05:46:41 UTC

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You are a smart man Stephan. 🔴

2026-07-11 05:00:56 UTC

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Absolutely. For established businesses, accounting integration is a requirement, not an afterthought. I'd be interested in your perspective n approach since you mentioned you're familiar with the space, and what integrations would you consider essential?

2026-07-11 04:34:26 UTC

Square terminals are $298 . . .

2026-07-11 04:32:13 UTC

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#Hisa supply-chain on a Bitcoin Standard - -
stay tuned. . . . https://blossom.primal.net/9ad6c782e28bc8991f25571f6062fb712209cd2edc66890fe0db6ec304f623ea.png https://blossom.primal.net/256f10100c8d3e51f98b65efe21ba4004917ec6920375c7c52e6730f26847218.png
#nevent1q…cdwu

2026-07-11 04:17:28 UTC

oh man... im in tune with the realms . just downloading

2026-07-11 04:09:18 UTC

Coming soon on #Hisa .. Point-of-Sale #introductions HisaPay 😊
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2026-07-11 02:53:24 UTC

tomorrow it is the vikings versus the english men .. . aah just like the old days of ragnar. -- Norway vs England

2026-07-11 02:48:48 UTC

with $12.5k a month #Hisa nostr marketplace app built for the Android could be catapulted to levels unseen since Ross Ulbricht released Silk Road. first thing would be to acquire a mac book and iPhone for those archs - and a cheap droid for different screen sizes orientation .
-mans can dream of such . . . all we need if a few frens ... peer to peer . . .

2026-07-11 02:26:01 UTC

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what happened?

2026-07-11 02:25:01 UTC

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my braincells have come alive 😂😂

2026-07-11 02:17:38 UTC

If you're still racist just unfollow me. . . Mapema ndio best. . . The earliest the betterest. . . We're in 2026. . . We all know betterest

2026-07-11 02:15:08 UTC

We are living in a generation when you could literally be hanging out with some people picturing how they wanna kill you . . . And you wonder why I be indoors all tiem .. . .

2026-07-11 02:13:55 UTC

Quick fast post before you forget...
Me. All the time. Short term memory loss. On all time high

2026-07-11 02:12:53 UTC

When I was new and everyone act like they like me but whole time they wanna do me like Nolan... Good thing I'm not 18 I'm not that dumb to hang around the kind white rich kids as a black folk. . . Poor kid, went boating, he got the accident . . . He's phone found they probably moved his coins if he was smart enough to have some. . . .

2026-07-11 00:58:15 UTC

impatience has introduced more people to pain, more than wisdom has . .