Turiz

Long Live Turiz 🤙🏾

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2026-05-07 10:02:55 CEST

Farmers league today. tiz Thursday, nobody cares we shall be out doing the Karaoke 🎤
https://image.nostr.build/4da50f9b1601e7743a3f12b680371a99de4743027fb55d24fc8078a8f25382ed.jpg

2026-05-07 09:59:21 CEST

https://opensignal.pro

2026-05-07 09:56:35 CEST

How to trade like a profitable trader
step 1: open trade with demo account
step 2: trade against it with your real account
step 3: make money
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE https://image.nostr.build/f6f68ad53abca575219568fee477c299819ececfb34458a5e7a1afdb27f3a688.jpg

2026-05-07 09:43:48 CEST

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shiiieeet. 👀

2026-05-07 09:24:37 CEST

Harry Kane ana fanya nini Bayern Munich 😂😂

2026-05-07 09:16:28 CEST

God said we're going to be victorious, and the decision was unanimous

2026-05-07 09:14:05 CEST

Alright, fight, mek a way for yuh self . . . .

2026-05-07 08:53:50 CEST

Let me tell yuh somefin ghetto yut . . .
people shall hate you for your confidence, like you mek Dem weak .
people shall hate you for your joy, like you mek Dem sad.
and them people shall wish sadness on you, instead of wishing Joy Pon Dem selves...
https://open.spotify.com/track/2IOGlR1oVPvhkV3zGtaCxz. #music #tunestr

2026-05-07 08:44:16 CEST

AHAHAHA #kugongewa
#note1pfh…mzk3

2026-05-07 08:42:07 CEST

tbus is how we win. reparations and claiming back stolen lands .
#note1ncg…3q67

2026-05-06 07:13:54 CEST

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🫡🫡 I don't think the world knows what's coming fr fr

2026-05-06 05:44:35 CEST

0644hrs in my Townsville ☁️ ☀️ ☁️
GM 🌻

2026-05-06 05:40:03 CEST

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🫡🫡

2026-05-05 22:15:36 CEST

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faxx 📠

2026-05-05 21:45:48 CEST

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLL #ARSATM arsenal 1 - Athletico Madrid 0

2026-05-05 21:33:49 CEST

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i'm sure they hired some really experienced people nevertheless. good for them

2026-05-05 21:27:58 CEST

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right. so they can hire a child who's done some code blocks...

2026-05-05 21:26:47 CEST

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feel the pain

2026-05-05 21:23:39 CEST

#ARSATM 2223hrs in my Townsville ☁️ ⚽

2026-05-05 20:13:18 CEST

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ina itwa kamati ya roho chafu in Swahili

2026-05-05 18:06:44 CEST

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meanwhile Turiz can't get a peanut 🥜 😂😂 Zap ⚡ the Devs

2026-05-05 12:55:03 CEST

Oh! we're at $80k das cool for the price checkers 😜
who's going to buy me 2 pizzas 🍕 at the price of one? Tiz Tuesday buy one Pizza 🍕 get one Free 🍕

2026-05-05 11:52:58 CEST

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😂😂 spoilt for choice with all the unsorted info

2026-05-05 11:32:48 CEST

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nobody does merit based hiring anyways in this day and age it's all about who knows who

2026-05-05 11:32:01 CEST

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pray fa me. 🫂 💜 . maybe one day I shall but for now I'll deal with the discrimination

2026-05-05 11:23:11 CEST

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yep. only did a diploma that doesn't get anyone through any door 🚪

2026-05-05 11:13:01 CEST

1212hrs in my Townsville.
laundry 🧺 is done.
sun☀️ is out https://image.nostr.build/e332993c0b878386eff7e21cca2806cefd4d61656446443e90334d3fedc25330.jpg

2026-05-05 11:10:43 CEST

Anyone who could hire you, eventually will

2026-05-05 11:10:06 CEST

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😂😂 I wasn't fortunate enough to get a degree 🎓

2026-05-05 10:46:23 CEST

my favorite search 🔎 keywords are 'bounty' & 'hiring'

2026-05-05 10:23:57 CEST

Value 4 Value == Even Exchange
#V4V

2026-05-05 10:22:25 CEST

1122hrs in my Townsville ☁️🌧️✨🌝

2026-05-05 10:00:16 CEST

Besides being good at what I do, you can also hire me to get some points for diversity, equity and inclusion. #DEI #Hiring

2026-05-05 09:11:03 CEST

I stayed on nostr to see photos of landscapes I'll most probably never get to visit .
post moar #picstr

2026-05-05 06:11:53 CEST

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🫡 hapo sawa ndugu

2026-05-05 05:44:30 CEST

People are sleeping on Memely… and this dev isn’t going to just up and leave.
https://zapstore.dev/apps/com.memely

2026-05-04 22:52:16 CEST

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truuu

2026-05-04 21:13:06 CEST

Ruling marks a major milestone for claimants under the Kakuzi Division Development Association (KDDA), who have pursued the return of ancestral land for decades.
https://lifelately.co.ke/kakuzi-plc-faces-setback-as-court-clears-path-for-land-restitution-in-muranga/

2026-05-04 19:22:19 CEST

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drinking horns are still a thing today here.

2026-05-04 18:40:01 CEST

money is a by product of creating value. the markets do not reward intentions, it rewards usefulness.
1940hrs in my Townsville ☁️🤷🏾‍♂️🫴🏾✨🌝

2026-05-04 18:17:33 CEST

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clientele jumping 🤙🏾 nice work

2026-05-04 16:29:43 CEST

living in abundance.

2026-05-04 16:25:43 CEST

Saw this in the village Oh god inflation in Kenya 🇰🇪 https://image.nostr.build/0aefff49122981b9a22ce9a2a94ce3259280eea64643f7f7346b011de1cc3480.jpg

2026-05-04 16:23:59 CEST

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I would too if I had two laptops but I have one dick 😂 😂 😂 so I'll take the two chics for now

2026-05-04 15:41:43 CEST

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i'm bored not in the mood. send pizza 🍕 zap ⚡ could use a bite

2026-05-04 12:28:04 CEST

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yeah better those who tell you HFSP than those who'll come all the way to places such as the ghettos and slums to watch people HFSP and take pics for documentaries

2026-05-04 11:07:31 CEST

hapa Nostr Wana ku zap ⚡ una pata Hadi nguvu ya kuoga na maji baridi una tokea 🤙🏾🫂💜🕊️✌🏾

2026-05-04 09:09:15 CEST

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agreed. education at this point is a scheme to keep humanity down and depedent on a broken system .

2026-05-03 21:23:17 CEST

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wow. nice one lotta sats. flowing. when me zaps Hard Cap. : )

2026-05-03 19:55:40 CEST

nobody zap ⚡ me and try to ruin my ting .. especially with a double digit zaps ⚡ . . . but I can't stop bitches anyway.. that's true freedom
#note1d7j…k38c

2026-05-03 19:30:55 CEST

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hope is nice what are you doing to make certain others are having a wonderful weekend ☺️

2026-05-03 19:11:55 CEST

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you know what they say breh, if you're scared go to church ⛪

2026-05-03 19:03:54 CEST

my bluetooth speaker just feell to the floor since i hang it somewhere and lost its low end frequency now my monitor is louder than the frigging thing. i hate chinaware.

2026-05-03 16:04:02 CEST

can't stand under appreciation , my baby you gotta ADORE MOI!!!

2026-05-03 14:28:05 CEST

you believed lies about me because a part of you wanted it to be true. dont act like you were confused. you heard something negative and ran with it, fast. why? because it finally gave you something to hodl on to. thats hate, quiet hate.

2026-05-03 14:15:20 CEST

recognize high vibrations that cause inspiration, and low vibrations that cause jealousy. not everybody is rooting for you. not everybody is inspired by you.

2026-05-03 13:44:46 CEST

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when someone who needs it comes along. 😂 😂 😂 "Do More" hahaha
#nevent1q…kpgc

2026-05-03 13:38:36 CEST

no nap. walking out to see people. ladies are well dress it's a Sunday they're all from church ⛪.
we might meet the one... or the two
#note1fqf…q4ae

2026-05-03 13:37:12 CEST

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damnit. wish I had 12k sats for you but my wallet is under the weather bud 🫂 💜

2026-05-03 13:23:29 CEST

my ass is dumb that's why i love #Damus
1423hrs in my Townsville 💨. heating up my lunch . then take a nap 😴

2026-05-03 12:44:34 CEST

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can you share the Eth?

2026-05-03 12:44:09 CEST

when you have a substandard telephone but your stranger friends are waiting for you to create content so you can get a zap ⚡ 😂😂 HFSP 😂

2026-05-03 09:26:08 CEST

POV :
you went to copy some declassified files to leak on Nostr https://image.nostr.build/c6d7708c8d684eb86490c727742cb976e0edb75723cd1270c0684149c7bdfc80.jpg

2026-05-03 07:27:28 CEST

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faxx 📠

2026-05-03 07:24:59 CEST

Uno is the last person that should be investigating you for needing help on Nostr. Don't listen to that doggo. Do you.

2026-05-03 07:23:43 CEST

We need a zap ⚡ only clients. can come with the repost button for visibility, but only after you zapped ⚡
Zap or Scroll... No long Talk 🦜who's gonna make us this one?

2026-05-03 07:21:45 CEST

"need 2k sats urgently: you haven't showered me with a PowerPoint presentation as to what this is for as you can't buy anything with it"
"need 2m sats urgently: you haven't showed me your butthole and let me touch you inappropriately so I have a reason to blackmail and humiliate you, also going to need an arm and a leg"
looking AZZ negrus

2026-05-03 07:13:36 CEST

people are so judgy out here... so what if someone needs 2k sats urgently? you need a fucking proposal and explanation. lmao. just scroll if you cant zap... people are going through the most, dont be a dick. zap posts or scroll posts, pretty simple.

2026-05-03 07:10:42 CEST

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you sound like a retard saying you cant buy anything with 2k sats Dogo... 2k sats is alot of stuff in other countries. this is why some people have to keep hodling. until 2k sats can buy them something wherever they live.

2026-05-03 06:54:44 CEST

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morning glory. toa ma Moshi 💨

2026-05-03 06:54:08 CEST

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would if I could my guy. >>> it's been rough worldwide 🫂 💜
https://image.nostr.build/00674a3144cce44859fe075184ba1ac117cbb217e807c8e4d85b4e45a902d894.jpg

2026-05-03 06:36:16 CEST

GM 🌞 https://image.nostr.build/b97488cdde7480ecc199009913cce399ff28389f5dca0421af85b305fdfa6715.jpg

2026-05-03 00:21:34 CEST

the world 🌎🌍 is deterministic. anything that can happen shall happen

2026-05-03 00:02:17 CEST

0101hrs in my Townsville ☁️🤷🏾‍♂️🫴🏾✨🌝

2026-05-03 00:00:22 CEST

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just have fun with it. :)

2026-05-02 23:46:21 CEST

nyggas are dumb. story time .. one of my exes is having trouble with her boyfriend due to texting and flirting with me... so i sent her a tiktok to cheer her up... and knowing its her mans on the phone texting me as her after the supposed fight cus he's gay as fugg, he clicked the Link and now , voila, i have his tiktok account. [proof that hes the one texting moi] lmao. social engineering... thanks to your tracking strings. . . love surveillance tech - left some reactions so he knows i knows.

2026-05-02 23:20:36 CEST

if you speak and people heal , follow me I follow back. 😀 if you shout you don't need to do all that I'm selling a microphone 🎙️ 🤣🤣😂

2026-05-02 23:18:57 CEST

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same age as mine 🫂 💜 happy birthday to Him

2026-05-02 23:14:02 CEST

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cute. 😂

2026-05-02 19:54:59 CEST

Solitude on a Saturday. just at the house by myself watching a show. nothing much is happening. 🫂 💜

2026-05-02 19:48:29 CEST

I want to see more buyers and sellers making use of Hisa

2026-05-02 16:46:17 CEST

IT IS RAINING 🥶 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
AWESOME 😎👍🏾

2026-05-02 16:09:21 CEST

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let's go 🚀

2026-05-02 15:34:11 CEST

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all dey all nigh

2026-05-02 15:18:46 CEST

Bitcoin was already with the incentives but profiteers must profit. the profiteering continues. 😁 print the paper Bitcoins

2026-05-02 15:15:38 CEST

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cross 🤞🏾 that bridge when we get there for now we living unruly :) Bitcoin is a safe haven from regulations sucks that most people bent the knee to regulators

2026-05-02 14:44:42 CEST

a lot of people I have come to realize on nostr are not concerned about bitcoin. which is great because there are other means to obtain our freedom. money is just one of them...

2026-05-02 13:23:18 CEST

when you were venting at the police 🚨 🚓 canteen sipping a Guinness, about how a client didn't pay you for services you offered and you hear from the client that they were arrested for selling illicit, so they had to pay a bribe to get out. https://image.nostr.build/10a717dad2696b9a16ccc2742b8fd12683870c4b2fc0def87653d34c3a28f003.gif

2026-05-02 12:08:08 CEST

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and to the best of us 😂 (ass)

2026-05-02 11:50:31 CEST

Turiz Famous Fries 🍟 and some salted beef 🥩 marinating on my pan... yup no spices today... they served us since the beginning of February 😁
May we prosper. 10 mins to 1300hrs in my Townsville 💨✌🏾🕊️🫂💜

2026-05-02 01:50:19 CEST

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wd shall discuss it then 😁😁😀

2026-05-02 01:24:51 CEST

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happy to test if you can ship to Kenya 🇰🇪 my guy 😁

2026-05-02 00:44:11 CEST

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😂 😂 whuot? I am Kenyan 🇰🇪 as black as they come... does your soap bleach 😁

2026-05-02 00:27:01 CEST

i'm the type nygga if I find a bug 🪲🐛 on your shit, you better hope I tell you...

2026-05-02 00:23:42 CEST

Found a bug on MPESA new My OneApp . and I am not reporting it to anyone, it's none of my business. their profitable model can help them find testers 😂 LMAO.
fugg institutions.

2026-05-01 22:20:29 CEST

OMG. today I was reminded why we need Bitcoin more than ever!!! Shouting out the builders??!!! WALAHI

2026-05-01 18:32:46 CEST

#nowWatch The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King [2003] - Gandalf and Aragorn lead the World of Men against Sauron's army to draw his gaze from Frodo and Sam as they approach Mount Doom with the One Ring.
GN 🌕 🌕 🌕 🌕

2026-05-01 17:52:20 CEST

whenever i am broke i recall the last time somebody wasted my time... then i smoke the bhangi and forget about all of it... practicing amnesia. . but first i note it down for reference.... these notes shall be future references... if we can count on the relay operators to last a lifetime.

2026-05-01 14:01:41 CEST

SOMETIMES YOU ARE FUCKED BECAUSE YOU SAID YES... #consent no pun intended

2026-05-01 13:57:55 CEST

WALAHI... ayam... hapo napo nakubali I know hahahah
#note1umr…kl2k