Rosetta

Prepping for hyperbitcoinization

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Last Notes

2026-09-11 09:14:35 UTC

GM 🌞
https://blossom.primal.net/64a68d1250c5e18a21b562a9556f0cf44503ea67e60f2ca7095b1107fe211169.jpg

2026-09-10 22:57:46 UTC

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Oh I see the balsamic now! Forgive me chef!

2026-09-10 22:56:54 UTC

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I can taste your photo.
There is nothing like garden tomatoes and fresh basil. Drizzle a lil balsamic on it
https://blossom.primal.net/72d2b2caefdf2fe934f5a259be9b578b3a544ae3a9099d3a542c6fed9f6b0bd4.mp4

2026-09-10 22:54:05 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3694493dbcb19cdbe643f16f9d08b8ac1160529c771127e37443b632340eca63.gif

2026-09-10 22:34:44 UTC

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Do you think the perks are worth the annual fee? When I looked at Platinum, it seemed like I was not enough of a jet-setting baller for the math to make sense

2026-09-09 11:35:15 UTC

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No change? Sideways action?

2026-09-07 00:29:10 UTC

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Me too 🤙☢️

2026-09-07 00:26:23 UTC

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I have a filling machine and hundreds of glass bottles. I some friends and coworkers over for a "Hot Sauce Hoe Down" a few years ago. Great time. Guessing I may get 20+ bottles off my own peppers this year. Happy to send you a 3-pack if they turn out well. How hot do you like it?

2026-09-06 23:42:36 UTC

Tis the season. I am making hot sauce at the end of September. 🌶
Anybody want a bottle?
https://blossom.primal.net/ae601f55f36911f08018acbc2af4fa183ee80ba71b7a5580a0c5a14b2b20c1a9.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/6c0d2ee065f53f5d6c4cda3dba789852290d828b7145e3844f0208ad258941bc.jpg

2026-09-06 22:40:03 UTC

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manifest it, gurl ✨️💫🤙

2026-09-06 02:58:40 UTC

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The Google is saying cryptomator is for files in a cloud. I do not like clouds. What say you?

2026-09-06 02:08:43 UTC

Running Sparrow Wallet on Windows and Linux now.
Trying to add redundancy & strengthen my ecosystem for when AI goes completely rogue
Fax 📠📡

2026-09-04 02:08:41 UTC

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I'm in🤙

2026-08-30 11:15:22 UTC

GM Fam🦆
You were born to Sunday today
https://blossom.primal.net/9f73a50e986e0753b7f10449f284864bc6c5c98e6795991418c9b508557cd310.jpg

2026-08-29 23:31:12 UTC

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How many are in your bum right now, @nprofile…h8ce ?

2026-08-29 03:23:01 UTC

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Your pubes are bleach blonde 🏳️‍🌈

2026-08-29 02:47:30 UTC

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Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

2026-08-29 02:40:05 UTC

You know how I know
you're gay?

2026-08-27 02:48:15 UTC

Tip: Some 1080p Webcams are unable to successfully scan Seedsigner QR codes even after adjusting room lighting, screen brightness, and QR code density.
A 4K Webcam did the trick for me. A 4K webcam also costs about 50% more than a Seedsigner 😆

2026-08-24 19:54:21 UTC

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Not prepping is radical, actually

2026-08-24 19:18:02 UTC

Local Ice Cream Shop: $12.00 cash only
Me: WTF
Large banana split & a small hand dipped
https://blossom.primal.net/c09b063cff6a14e83fc4370234de3005d04441ac6a25ad1f73ea8ddb27bb5300.jpg

2026-08-24 12:46:41 UTC

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2026-08-23 02:37:09 UTC

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Cool! Interesting tool for removing the back plate

2026-08-23 02:16:49 UTC

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I stopped using mine... for anything

2026-08-21 01:14:59 UTC

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I've had that beer. It's a tasty one 🍻

2026-08-20 23:19:16 UTC

Not bad if I do say so myself
It took less than 10 minutes to solder my own pins to my Pi Zero. I know Pi Zero Supply Chains are f-ed right now. If you can only find pinless boards, then take the leap and solder it yourself. Easy peasy.
https://blossom.primal.net/609d771315fadaf7cc770044ebdee52f2c34d87675ff4b3083f4d925010176ad.jpg

2026-08-20 12:44:41 UTC

BTC grinding higher. I just moved out of Poverty to the Middle Class in the last 24 hours 💸
#nevent1q…q5dl

2026-08-19 17:09:33 UTC

BTC lookin' like it popped a Viagra

2026-08-18 01:56:13 UTC

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Build a Seedsigner

2026-08-18 01:52:12 UTC

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I said cool

2026-08-14 22:44:00 UTC

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Are you on Keet? We should coordinate Nostr meetup... off of Nostr. DMs aren't safe

2026-08-13 01:34:39 UTC

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But I love lightning

2026-08-13 00:43:59 UTC

You know what's funny?
I haven't been able to upload pictures or publish notes whatsoever from Primal for like the last 3 months.
Now I use Dark Wisp to send notes to relays.
I don't have a wallet setup in Wisp or Dark Wisp. I have a wallet setup in Primal. Therefore, I have to open Primal and find the specific note I was just looking at on Dark Wisp when I want to zap someone.
This has ultimately resulted in me zapping less. There are a number of solutions. What is going on and how do you suggest I fix this situation? I would like to up my Nostr zap game
#asknostr
#wisp
#darkwisp
#zaps
#gay

2026-08-12 22:32:00 UTC

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Don't worry... I don't do 69, 420, or 69 and 420 at the same time... at work

2026-08-12 15:02:42 UTC

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We're becoming the aliens 👽

2026-08-12 13:03:25 UTC

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I wonder if the truck driver was distracted by the reporter

2026-08-12 12:44:32 UTC

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Feasible. I just might

2026-08-11 23:25:10 UTC

A little dessert after dinner
🍎 Apple Crisp + @nprofile…ruw3 Drunken Vanilla Bean Paste
Get krunkd!
https://blossom.primal.net/c7a2dde1efa8416a6238e98d42443aa105e29d02b9fdcfadb5a3eb75b44c2335.jpg

2026-08-11 21:47:59 UTC

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Not okay with it. Also, not sure how flock cameras showed up across the nation seemingly overnight.
https://blossom.primal.net/e9c87d1facd6d34dbe94ed5b3a471b99fc9d292cc41e1681e768572996c288e2.jpg

2026-08-11 09:55:24 UTC

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Create notes. Reply to notes. Zap notes. Repost notes. I don't think there is a correct way to Nostr.

2026-08-09 01:55:17 UTC

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Do you have a bitcoin address to send donations to? Also, do you have an estimate of how much your repair or replacement vehicle will cost?

2026-08-08 13:45:08 UTC

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GM good sir!

2026-08-07 23:32:33 UTC

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Try this
https://www.waveshare.com/raspberry-pi-zero.htm

2026-08-02 13:57:42 UTC

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Yestr, it appears so

2026-08-02 13:31:29 UTC

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Thanks for your response
I'm so sorry. I can't say anything to fix it. The situation in general has made me feel like throwing up for a few days now. I can't imagine if I was directly impacted. The attacker is going to slip up at some point, and I think NVK is going to pay a heavy price too.

2026-08-02 13:02:29 UTC

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How do we verify? I'm trusting you at this point... and I know you're a trustworthy guy and all...

2026-08-02 12:59:17 UTC

GM
Are there any concerns about the entropy in 24-word seeds (+ passphrase) generated by Sparrow Wallet to store BTC for a few months?
Please repost because I'm not an iNfLuEnCeR and no one sees my notes.
#nostr #Sparrow

2026-08-02 01:54:46 UTC

Silver lining. Nostr is alive again 🍻

2026-08-02 01:49:51 UTC

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Beautiful moment! So happy for you all!

2026-08-02 01:41:03 UTC

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I think someone at Coinkite new about this vulnerability. I think once AI got really good, they used AI to build a tool capable of sweeping funds from wallets with the compromised coldcard generated seeds with efficiency & speed.
Also, the big banks and government want to scare as many people out of self-custodial BTC as possible. Possible that a mole from a 3 letter agency was working at Coinkite.

2026-08-01 15:07:09 UTC

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Wouldn't be surprised if he washes up dead somewhere

2026-08-01 14:05:13 UTC

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Gross

2026-08-01 14:02:29 UTC

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Beautiful spider. Harvest air is on its way

2026-08-01 02:16:04 UTC

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... don't trust? verify?

2026-08-01 02:11:39 UTC

Has anyone looked at the Tapsigner for vulnerabilities? Coinkite product... haven't used mine in a long time, but the Tapsigner is sus at this point

2026-07-30 11:14:29 UTC

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Love that for you!
https://blossom.primal.net/fc4c6aeb1f152042f93a1f1a212bf71b710fd7a3281b29fb63df5c9f91c5ab8b.mp4

2026-07-28 00:39:06 UTC

☕️ I'm a coffee snob. There are people worse than me, but I know good coffee. Been drinking it since age 3 (I know! What were my parents thinking!).
I haven't been drinking coffee as frequently for various reasons. I've noticed my anxiety has almost disappeared entirely.
That being said... if YOU love coffee... I strongly recommend Harrar Coffee! They are in Washington D.C. and Ethiopian opened & operated. The beans are roasted on site and they are fire! These beans make the best coffee I've ever made myself at home. My wife and I found them last year when we were staying in DC. I don't have any association to the company. I just wanted to share with anyone who enjoys delectable coffee. They don't accept bitcoin for payment (yet), but hey... I shouldn't have to feel bad about sharing a non-bitcoin vendor. Enjoy!
#coffeechain
https://shop.harrarcoffeeroastery.com/

2026-07-27 15:04:59 UTC

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Yes, greatghee.com

2026-07-25 01:44:03 UTC

We're seeing more wildlife already on our property after getting it certified as a Wildlife Habitat 🦉🦋
https://blossom.primal.net/bea4a3ce06e184057f99a2a55ace58c3f559e3a399881904b24b859f2331f821.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ceacd7ab5635d9b4ce471cfe3bb1ab4f138867b4a399c067294f5edb8ec0b16b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/265a4e41780d724832781e121cdde89736556bb68010ecaa635405387249f7d0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/83e35740759b5fe52e0631d8dbf1d159cc5b915307e9a14c052f2d53c8aab56d.jpg

2026-07-23 23:48:45 UTC

No
#nevent1q…javc

2026-07-22 00:09:38 UTC

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Your cacao and/or nibs is in roughly 75% of my breakfasts. I literally feel like I can breathe deeper when I've had some in the morning.
@nprofile…jwex
@nprofile…t3xq
@nprofile…2u9v

2026-07-20 23:19:49 UTC

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I agree. Ghost pepper has a very fruity flavor, but it's hot AF

2026-07-19 19:12:17 UTC

Testicles breaded and entering frying oil
https://blossom.primal.net/d845aecf5ac97c82a41a5119e8f419d5999fd988697ed546d7beb334cee9f102.jpg
#nevent1q…jfwk

2026-07-10 01:41:34 UTC

-Paid for an annual VPS with BTC yesterday
-Setup my StartTunnel today
-Now I can access my Vaultwarden password manager securely, and it loads much quicker than through Tor, from anywhere in the world.
-Core Lightning through my Zeus App just got A LOT faster
-Hell...now I can do coinjoins from my phone while sitting in meetings at work if I really want to
In an increasingly dystopian police state with flock cameras sprouting up overnight, I am bullish on the future of freedom tech for self-sovereign individuals that have an open mind and give a damn
GN
https://blossom.primal.net/63f51dfef3b969ae724576ee48b966025d0cdbf8d3ed465da01b13a0b53f35ac.png

2026-07-08 19:48:34 UTC

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Any meet ups around Frederick?

2026-07-07 02:41:55 UTC

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Yes, thank you dominatrix

2026-07-05 14:19:13 UTC

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The KYC is CoinJoined at least. I'm still retarded

2026-07-05 14:11:04 UTC

Give me your "this is not tax advice" tax advice.
You have BTC (KYC) that qualifies as long-term cap gains in your lightning wallet (on-chain and lightning).
You move BTC (KYC) that qualifies as short-term cap gains into the on-chain side of your lightning wallet.
If you open a new channel with the combined on-chain sats, then do you pay:
(1) short-term cap gains on purchases
(2) long-term cap gains
(3) a mixture (absolute spreadsheet hell)
(4) wut R cap gains?
(5) you're retarded. buy non-KYC
Thanks frens 🫂
#asknostr

2026-07-05 14:00:26 UTC

After a few weeks of connection errors (begining with StartOS 0.3), my @nprofile…xl8h app decided it was going to connect to my CLN via both local and tor networking (now running StartOS 0.4, but updating to 0.4 was not the solution).⚡️
Super stoked, but also... I literally did nothing different and it magically started working after weeks of not working on both Start9 0.3 & 0.4.
Next ticket in my queue: getting Vaultwarden to work locally.
📠
@nprofile…dm7s

2026-07-05 00:46:48 UTC

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What does horse taste like? I'm adventurous when it comes to meat, but I don't think I'm that adventurous

2026-06-28 17:33:08 UTC

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How many sats?

2026-06-28 13:22:14 UTC

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penis

2026-06-27 22:52:38 UTC

@nprofile…82sq Elk Medallion Steaks & Grass-fed NY Strip for my wife
Pan-seared asparagus was bathed in Cherry smoke in mason jars for a few minutes.
@nprofile…n4sc Estate Pinot Noir paired nicely & tickled my fancy real deep like.
https://blossom.primal.net/692b41d4ab1b3f5f8a5c1745a447a600e3014c0dcccef1ea4bfd645c2315d05b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e662bdb93ff094802e4330902ba7e5db818662e792e2b5149f6df84dc5f3432a.jpg

2026-06-26 02:42:42 UTC

58k gang 🫂
We did it
Now time to sell my dogs, silverware, spare tire, and appliances

2026-06-26 02:25:46 UTC

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microdosing is underrated

2026-06-23 15:38:42 UTC

Did anyone else receive an email from Strike recently with subject "Strike Terms of Service and Privacy Policy"?

2026-06-23 02:10:39 UTC

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GN Meat Gods

2026-06-20 20:19:58 UTC

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Bitcoin

2026-06-14 13:49:37 UTC

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Another 1% club,
Congenital Heart Defect
First 6 months in a hospital
3 open heart surgeries
Intubation & Respiratory Support
Nasal gastric feeding tube
Allergic to Breast/dairy milk protein
Successful Heart Repair
Thriving smart, sweet, sassy at 1 yr old
So grateful
Many of the things you listed weren't even choices for my wife and I. We didn't choose "easier." We chose "alive."

2026-06-13 18:51:50 UTC

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AI couldn't make a placebo. You need cleanroom for starters. Then you will need humans to upkeep the facility... HVAC technicians, painters to apply special paint resistant to disinfectants, cleaners to clean the cleanrooms with disinfectants every day, etc etc etc.

2026-06-12 22:58:17 UTC

Confirmed. I prefer Buffalo > Beef
Paired with Cab Sav 🍷
Excellent way to conclude an exceptionally stressful work week
https://blossom.primal.net/f1b7d0a395db93b694d5ffda4d278f11bd2e09042cf0f8dfb0ebe0fe7593322e.jpg
#nevent1q…wcdg

2026-06-12 18:39:50 UTC

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Cooking some of your steaks tonight

2026-06-11 01:03:52 UTC

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🩷
Became a Girl Dad last year. Wondering if you can relate to this:
One thingI noticed, I'm really enjoying, about being a Girl Dad is that when I here a Love song I've already heard 100 times... it's like I am hearing it for the first time again, but the context is far different than girlfriend/wife love. I think of my little girl right away now when I hear Love songs.
It's like putting on rose colored glasses and seeing the world completely differently.

2026-06-09 19:04:00 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/088d2a6d2d123a92274a3ba97d93e754ea4b36d6f2afcc2ffe6bb74c6ff1263d.jpg

2026-06-09 00:48:42 UTC

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How much Testosterone are you injecting? Your physical transformation over the last 5 years has been frightening

2026-06-05 23:29:00 UTC

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Elon Musk? No?

2026-05-31 17:25:38 UTC

GM Frens
I used Bitcoin to buy something for the first time in person today❗️❗️❗️
Mushrooms & pork shoulder at a Farmer's Market.
Zeus --> Tor --> My CLN --> Tor --> Zeus
(something like that)
Lightning settled in 2 seconds
It works guys. Not broken or dead.
What a FEELING! Today is a day for the books! 💫✨️🧡
Thank you for attending my Ted talk.

2026-05-24 23:40:10 UTC

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CLN. My current 2 channels are working >80% of the time. Today I had to send to my Aqua wallet to get a transaction to work (merchant was using opennode).
I used Phoenix before they stopped serving the US. That kind of sketched me out tbh.
UTXO shuffle went well. Better positioned for opsec and cap gains

2026-05-21 19:28:18 UTC

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*taps mic*
is this thing ON?
#asknostr
#nevent1q…6jl8

2026-05-21 00:09:12 UTC

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Have you ever been to Kentucky? There is an above average amount of retardation in water there, especially in Eastern Kentucky.

2026-05-18 02:28:17 UTC

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upside down crucify the enemy leader. that'll do it.

2026-05-14 19:07:56 UTC

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Drive for Uber or Lyft

2026-05-14 01:43:05 UTC

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022a611fcc4b5bd21b25fddb26fa2375c7d8472e6bc45fee880b1b162aa6440ee4@o5joipvsmne4lngrbr4tnj2g2uyqeysd3fpuwodyxkbjahkhxwza2vqd.onion:9735

2026-04-25 12:30:59 UTC

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Wrench attacks

2026-04-11 19:37:45 UTC

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Because people have been treating me like I've been wearing pants ever since I put one of their shirts on. Be ungovernable.
#chaps #sovereign #buttcheeks

2026-03-26 23:44:45 UTC

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What are your thoughts on lowering LDL cholesterol? I've enjoyed your Ghee before, but I've had high LDL for the last 2-ish years (maybe longer), and my doctor is telling me I need to eat less saturated fats to return to the optimal range. ✌️

2026-03-20 17:38:37 UTC

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Eat my asshole

2026-03-18 16:59:40 UTC

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Does it take a male bot and a female bot to spawn a child bot? Can someone post a picture of rhe spawning in progress? TIA

2026-03-14 20:58:15 UTC

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Your body butter does wonders!

2026-02-07 14:47:57 UTC

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How do we verify npub is human?