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2026-07-19 16:17:15 UTC

I will be frying Bison Rocky Mountain Oysters (testicles) from @Beck & Bulow for my World Cup Finals snack this afternoon ⚽️ 🏆 🇪🇸
I am going to take you all with me by documenting my testicle journey on #Nostr
It will be the first, and possibly last, time I've had testicles in my mouth 😛 🎱🎱
Wish me luck frens 🫂
https://blossom.primal.net/109d22aea2338bd9f3af6466efaf113df3f20c0341afeabec966082f510a0d7d.jpg

2026-07-17 01:47:45 UTC

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I will definitely try this one

2026-07-16 11:37:38 UTC

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Sorry, just woke up.
Re-read the note.
16
Final answer.

2026-07-16 11:36:02 UTC

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Zero. Those are ellipses if you really want to get technical about it.

2026-07-16 11:33:47 UTC

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Our society is so ignorant

2026-07-14 01:49:05 UTC

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I'd zap your note but, you know, it's not working decently

2026-07-12 20:28:48 UTC

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GM Oshi!

2026-07-10 11:20:57 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/2beaa2754dacd5725d6a237957222a1f618d0de143bc703e336eef8866983172.jpg

2026-07-10 01:41:34 UTC

-Paid for an annual VPS with BTC yesterday
-Setup my StartTunnel today
-Now I can access my Vaultwarden password manager securely, and it loads much quicker than through Tor, from anywhere in the world.
-Core Lightning through my Zeus App just got A LOT faster
-Hell...now I can do coinjoins from my phone while sitting in meetings at work if I really want to
In an increasingly dystopian police state with flock cameras sprouting up overnight, I am bullish on the future of freedom tech for self-sovereign individuals that have an open mind and give a damn
GN
https://blossom.primal.net/63f51dfef3b969ae724576ee48b966025d0cdbf8d3ed465da01b13a0b53f35ac.png

2026-07-08 19:48:34 UTC

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Any meet ups around Frederick?

2026-07-06 23:58:01 UTC

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I totally agree. Bison has a richer flavor than beef. It does something weird to my brain when I eat it. It makes me feel like I just killed the bison myself with half a dozen spears. Primal is the word I think.

2026-07-05 14:19:13 UTC

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The KYC is CoinJoined at least. I'm still retarded

2026-07-05 14:11:04 UTC

Give me your "this is not tax advice" tax advice.
You have BTC (KYC) that qualifies as long-term cap gains in your lightning wallet (on-chain and lightning).
You move BTC (KYC) that qualifies as short-term cap gains into the on-chain side of your lightning wallet.
If you open a new channel with the combined on-chain sats, then do you pay:
(1) short-term cap gains on purchases
(2) long-term cap gains
(3) a mixture (absolute spreadsheet hell)
(4) wut R cap gains?
(5) you're retarded. buy non-KYC
Thanks frens 🫂
#asknostr

2026-07-05 14:01:29 UTC

GM devs, tards and tardettes 🌈🌞🌻

2026-07-04 22:20:44 UTC

Burger train baby
Happy 4th 'Merica 🇺🇸
Chill out on the Proof of War
https://blossom.primal.net/693e7464d2c20a00728009a47698ba2d0a155eb022dc9a05c8bd97ce4635dbd1.jpg

2026-07-04 22:12:00 UTC

Nothing stops this train
🍔🚆🌧⛈️⚡️

2026-07-03 01:06:32 UTC

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I've got more for you 🥩🤝⚡️

2026-07-01 11:09:32 UTC

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2026-07-01 00:31:50 UTC

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That's the spirit! 😃 🥃
I might sound retarded,
but I'm bullish on brandy.

2026-07-01 00:27:12 UTC

Has anyone built a tool to give anonymous reviews of nostr vendor products?
#asknostr

2026-07-01 00:06:23 UTC

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Wrench attack

2026-06-30 23:45:47 UTC

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Seems like the perfect opportunity to make brandy

2026-06-30 22:27:10 UTC

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Samesies. Let me know if you have trouble with the local Vaultwarden UI loading. I feel like I need that to work first, then I will expand into the StartTunnel stuff

2026-06-28 13:07:19 UTC

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Your breakfast tomorrow though....
So good. Enjoy!

2026-06-27 22:52:38 UTC

@nprofile…82sq Elk Medallion Steaks & Grass-fed NY Strip for my wife
Pan-seared asparagus was bathed in Cherry smoke in mason jars for a few minutes.
@nprofile…n4sc Estate Pinot Noir paired nicely & tickled my fancy real deep like.
https://blossom.primal.net/692b41d4ab1b3f5f8a5c1745a447a600e3014c0dcccef1ea4bfd645c2315d05b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e662bdb93ff094802e4330902ba7e5db818662e792e2b5149f6df84dc5f3432a.jpg

2026-06-27 19:30:56 UTC

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Yaassss gurl!
Long hair. Don't care.
https://blossom.primal.net/ca5fc08affb9c4ee5aa5fc66e7743e76ea9e7a52cf0fd13b911c84c9692ba4d9.jpg

2026-06-27 19:02:55 UTC

My Zeus app stopped connecting to my CLNRest on my Start9 due to a Tor issue.
Tried to upgrade to the Zeus beta to see if that helped. Both .apk files said they couldn't locate Zeus, so the upgrade failed.
Then I decided to upgrade to StartOS 0.4. That did not fix the problem with Zeus app. Stuck on port forwarding part. Looking for a video that really breaks it down for me. Finding that I have a lot to learn to get my server in a good place.
Lastly, I saw that Zeus 13.1.1 came out, so I upgraded. That did not fix the issue, but I think it's because my server isn't really configured yet.
At least the overcast, rainy weather is conducive to this kind of tinkering.
#asknostr #help #retard

2026-06-27 11:23:10 UTC

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0.10000000 BTC

2026-06-26 17:06:47 UTC

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Gm
Your scrotum is highly regarded.
21 69 420 955524

2026-06-26 02:42:42 UTC

58k gang 🫂
We did it
Now time to sell my dogs, silverware, spare tire, and appliances

2026-06-24 23:06:38 UTC

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My meat is in there somewhere.
You can't beat their meat though.
You also can't beat my meat.

2026-06-23 15:35:27 UTC

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What url produces those graphs? Thanks!

2026-06-23 02:10:39 UTC

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GN Meat Gods

2026-06-20 23:04:08 UTC

I continue to be very impressed with @nprofile…kne9 's meat quality.
🦬 Bison medallions... orgasmic ⭕️. Nailed medium rare by using vibes.
🥩 And a Grass-fed Ribeye for my non-adventurous wife (reverse sear + digital meat probe = medium 👌)
Makes me want to cook for people.
👨‍🍳 Maybe I'll become a chef when AI takes my job. 🖕

2026-06-20 20:19:58 UTC

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Bitcoin

2026-06-19 23:19:02 UTC

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Holy s-balls Batman

2026-06-19 17:59:24 UTC

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Enjoy! Wish I could have gone to Camp Nakamoto

2026-06-19 15:49:09 UTC

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Nice lines. You must have a striping kit.
I used to be into grass, then I got a job and started a family 🌿✌️☮️🫂

2026-06-18 15:49:18 UTC

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Will this show up in Start9's Community Marketplace? Or do I need to do some GitHub back door fuckery shit?

2026-06-18 12:26:23 UTC

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Not I

2026-06-18 12:23:59 UTC

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GM 🫡

2026-06-18 11:40:22 UTC

GM
Want to change the world?
We need to orange pill Ms. Rachel
https://blossom.primal.net/ac08d3fb482121c3960a74b2769866f4aa5476e35f08d66e29918c60d9202f7b.jpg

2026-06-18 11:04:39 UTC

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Pedophiles

2026-06-15 23:47:48 UTC

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Yes, updates would be neat. Bro, is your laptop even going to be able to run a lightning node?

2026-06-15 23:25:07 UTC

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Did someone snag the sampler?

2026-06-15 00:18:01 UTC

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Sounds like Anthropic has, or will have, the ability to take the government down

2026-06-14 23:35:18 UTC

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And removing all redactions in the Epstein Files

2026-06-13 18:51:50 UTC

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AI couldn't make a placebo. You need cleanroom for starters. Then you will need humans to upkeep the facility... HVAC technicians, painters to apply special paint resistant to disinfectants, cleaners to clean the cleanrooms with disinfectants every day, etc etc etc.

2026-06-13 11:33:10 UTC

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Make a pharmaceutical with it

2026-06-12 23:05:37 UTC

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Some Americans can

2026-06-12 22:58:17 UTC

Confirmed. I prefer Buffalo > Beef
Paired with Cab Sav 🍷
Excellent way to conclude an exceptionally stressful work week
https://blossom.primal.net/f1b7d0a395db93b694d5ffda4d278f11bd2e09042cf0f8dfb0ebe0fe7593322e.jpg
#nevent1q…wcdg

2026-06-12 21:10:57 UTC

Reverse Sear N.Y. Strips
Buffalo & Grass-Fed Beef for wife
Let's do this 🥩
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2026-06-12 18:39:50 UTC

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Cooking some of your steaks tonight

2026-06-12 18:32:59 UTC

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Try formatting the USB stick to FAT32. If that doesn't work, try another format type.

2026-06-11 09:47:47 UTC

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What USB format(s) have you used?

2026-06-11 01:27:25 UTC

Driving into work today, I noticed my radio was commendeered by the pickup truck behind me, and I couldn't hear the talk radio station I normally listen to when the truck was within about 30 feet of me.
It got me thinking.
I might buy a FM transmitter
Connect to a mp3 player
Next time my radio is commandeered
Turn my radio off
Set FM transmitter to that station
Play porn noises
Listen to radio station over my phone

2026-06-11 01:03:52 UTC

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🩷
Became a Girl Dad last year. Wondering if you can relate to this:
One thingI noticed, I'm really enjoying, about being a Girl Dad is that when I here a Love song I've already heard 100 times... it's like I am hearing it for the first time again, but the context is far different than girlfriend/wife love. I think of my little girl right away now when I hear Love songs.
It's like putting on rose colored glasses and seeing the world completely differently.

2026-06-09 19:04:00 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/088d2a6d2d123a92274a3ba97d93e754ea4b36d6f2afcc2ffe6bb74c6ff1263d.jpg

2026-06-09 00:48:42 UTC

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How much Testosterone are you injecting? Your physical transformation over the last 5 years has been frightening

2026-06-06 16:52:06 UTC

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Keep Nostr weird...
but let's attract more weirdos

2026-06-06 16:48:58 UTC

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Oh weird... i saw 0 total votes at first, and then 5 votes for full exemption appeared after I posted that message lol

2026-06-06 16:47:50 UTC

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The results are clear to me.
Nostriches want anarachy.

2026-06-06 16:42:48 UTC

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drugs are bad mmkay

2026-06-06 00:15:51 UTC

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Does downloading all Americans' social security numbers count?

2026-06-05 23:29:00 UTC

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Elon Musk? No?

2026-06-02 23:37:40 UTC

Coho + Sockeye
brushed on lemon & herb marinade
homemade creamy white wine sauce
🤌
Threw this together because Home Chef delivery was late 🖕
https://blossom.primal.net/a180aec36a5cc9073bacc97ace5325b08a53751fb8bb01a85be9c52afa9129eb.jpg

2026-06-02 00:49:11 UTC

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I had some of your bison leftovers on my salad for dinner. GN

2026-05-31 17:25:38 UTC

GM Frens
I used Bitcoin to buy something for the first time in person today❗️❗️❗️
Mushrooms & pork shoulder at a Farmer's Market.
Zeus --> Tor --> My CLN --> Tor --> Zeus
(something like that)
Lightning settled in 2 seconds
It works guys. Not broken or dead.
What a FEELING! Today is a day for the books! 💫✨️🧡
Thank you for attending my Ted talk.

2026-05-28 01:16:45 UTC

I have hot, moist jerky farts💨🔥
Thanks @nprofile…7gn3 and @nprofile…fcdy

2026-05-26 20:14:00 UTC

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Why would anyone get an MBA?

2026-05-25 17:22:17 UTC

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#fat
but Hegseth is wearing his corset

2026-05-25 10:40:59 UTC

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I asked you 2 questions that you completely ignored.
Am I supposed to know something about you? Are you Nostr famous?

2026-05-24 23:40:10 UTC

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CLN. My current 2 channels are working >80% of the time. Today I had to send to my Aqua wallet to get a transaction to work (merchant was using opennode).
I used Phoenix before they stopped serving the US. That kind of sketched me out tbh.
UTXO shuffle went well. Better positioned for opsec and cap gains

2026-05-24 23:25:13 UTC

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Are you buying things off nostr merchants?
Do you have data from merchants that supports your position?
I have been looking for the optimal deodorant for 4 years. @nprofile…3lp8 's deodorant is the one 🎯
I took a break for a few months to level-set finances, shuffle utxos, and open lightening channels. I am back at it.
I don't value memes anywhere close to good & services (wait...are memes services? idk who gives af) 🤷‍♂️

2026-05-24 00:43:20 UTC

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dat ballsac lookin' swol

2026-05-23 14:18:00 UTC

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Wut? You didn't know why they are called "COCKroaches"?

2026-05-22 09:56:20 UTC

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I'm pro-execution now

2026-05-22 09:52:50 UTC

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Wears mask through airport and stores coldcard in mouth.
*I mean butthole 🍑

2026-05-22 01:04:34 UTC

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I would be there if it loaded on my phone. Maybe next time I will be at my desktop

2026-05-22 00:59:40 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/720b9d90ba4ecc26168fcb8c7e31573d1429d1c86d1da793d60beb9a9af81332.gif

2026-05-21 23:14:46 UTC

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Movin' up. You should be the Nostr vendor that sells McDonald's hats.
For real... I would zap the shit out of you for one of those

2026-05-21 19:28:18 UTC

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*taps mic*
is this thing ON?
#asknostr
#nevent1q…6jl8

2026-05-21 17:12:07 UTC

I am just over half way through @Jeff Booth 's "The Price of Tomorrow" (Copyright 2020). He talks about solar power and Swanson's law being deflationary due to more accessible and abundant solar energy. A quote from his book:
"What else changes because of energy prices that keep falling?"
Staggering increases in the cost of oil due to US/Israel-Iran conflict aside...
Did Jeff not account for the vast energy consumption of AI data centers in 2026 causing more demand for energy? Therefore less energy supply for homeowners at increased prices. Or have I just not gotten to that part of the book yet?
Energy bills are retarded right now. Someone reply with some non-aritifical intelligence in the chat below please 🙏

2026-05-21 00:45:18 UTC

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Bought a Ranger Linen. Wen chaps? I want pants with a denim crotch and ass so it looks like I am wearing chaps at my corporate cubicle, testosterone-draining, carpal tunnel-inducing, case of the Mondays, fiat slave job. Would give me an excuse to wear spurs and really kick some DEI ass

2026-05-21 00:13:45 UTC

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That would make all Americans average retard. Them is fightin' words! 🫪

2026-05-21 00:09:12 UTC

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Have you ever been to Kentucky? There is an above average amount of retardation in water there, especially in Eastern Kentucky.

2026-05-20 01:34:34 UTC

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Me too. It's depressing that he lost.

2026-05-19 22:01:53 UTC

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Wut is that shit on Exhibit A? Do you have well or city water?

2026-05-19 13:10:04 UTC

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GM boi

2026-05-19 11:44:18 UTC

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GM fellow savant tard

2026-05-19 01:40:06 UTC

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You know what's underrated?
On-chain zaps
#nevent1q…qw5j

2026-05-19 01:32:25 UTC

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How many sats and do you ship to the continental United States?

2026-05-18 02:28:17 UTC

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upside down crucify the enemy leader. that'll do it.

2026-05-18 02:23:40 UTC

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step 1: kidnap their leader.
step 2: torture leader and broadcast it live to the enemy.
step 3: make your demands.
step 4: win
If they don't accept your demands, then increase the torture incrementally to heinous levels until you win.

2026-05-18 00:35:45 UTC

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Can it do... oN-cHaIn?

2026-05-17 13:49:00 UTC

GM
I want someone on Nostr to do daily "Bitcoin Weatherman" posts.
Stupid predictions with low probability of become true... similar to most weather reports.
"The highs will be around 79 today with a 32% chance of green candles and 2% chance of a God candle. There is a El Bear Market this year, so you can expect more capital droughts and more l disappointment."
Every Bitcoin Weather report should end with the anchor showing a chart with random lines that converge into a phallic-shaped upward prediction.
If no one steps up, I might have to fill this void.
https://blossom.primal.net/42f88a34178131b0abe412e314f959cd4e4bf598b5f74be1b193fec2afd70936.gif

2026-05-16 23:09:05 UTC

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I see a weiner

2026-05-16 00:35:02 UTC

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Okay, hmmm...
DoorDash but deliver drugs too

2026-05-16 00:22:51 UTC

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The price of gas can fall. The price of common consumer goods... those typically never "fall" in price with the exception of eggs. Once they go up, they stay up.

2026-05-15 22:22:09 UTC

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DoorDash