Rosetta

I can taste your photo.
There is nothing like garden tomatoes and fresh basil. Drizzle a lil balsamic on it
https://blossom.primal.net/72d2b2caefdf2fe934f5a259be9b578b3a544ae3a9099d3a542c6fed9f6b0bd4.mp4

2026-09-10 22:54:05 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/3694493dbcb19cdbe643f16f9d08b8ac1160529c771127e37443b632340eca63.gif

2026-09-10 22:34:44 UTC

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Do you think the perks are worth the annual fee? When I looked at Platinum, it seemed like I was not enough of a jet-setting baller for the math to make sense

2026-09-09 11:35:15 UTC

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No change? Sideways action?

2026-09-07 01:22:20 UTC

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You might say we're illiquid

2026-09-07 00:26:23 UTC

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I have a filling machine and hundreds of glass bottles. I some friends and coworkers over for a "Hot Sauce Hoe Down" a few years ago. Great time. Guessing I may get 20+ bottles off my own peppers this year. Happy to send you a 3-pack if they turn out well. How hot do you like it?

2026-09-06 22:40:03 UTC

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manifest it, gurl ✨️💫🤙

2026-09-06 02:58:40 UTC

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The Google is saying cryptomator is for files in a cloud. I do not like clouds. What say you?

2026-09-06 02:08:43 UTC

Running Sparrow Wallet on Windows and Linux now.
Trying to add redundancy & strengthen my ecosystem for when AI goes completely rogue
Fax 📠📡

2026-09-04 02:08:41 UTC

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I'm in🤙

2026-08-30 11:15:22 UTC

GM Fam🦆
You were born to Sunday today
https://blossom.primal.net/9f73a50e986e0753b7f10449f284864bc6c5c98e6795991418c9b508557cd310.jpg

2026-08-30 02:35:20 UTC

GN 🌕
https://blossom.primal.net/0000683015e78790488e866886149a49cd4947a909ef09d2fc8e407df71af48e.jpg

2026-08-29 23:31:12 UTC

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How many are in your bum right now, @nprofile…h8ce ?

2026-08-29 03:23:01 UTC

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Your pubes are bleach blonde 🏳️‍🌈

2026-08-29 02:47:30 UTC

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Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

2026-08-29 02:40:05 UTC

You know how I know
you're gay?

2026-08-28 15:57:08 UTC

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The large number of options expire at 2pm today, no? Watching what happens 👀

2026-08-27 18:50:06 UTC

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-Ms. Rachel

2026-08-27 02:48:15 UTC

Tip: Some 1080p Webcams are unable to successfully scan Seedsigner QR codes even after adjusting room lighting, screen brightness, and QR code density.
A 4K Webcam did the trick for me. A 4K webcam also costs about 50% more than a Seedsigner 😆

2026-08-24 19:18:02 UTC

Local Ice Cream Shop: $12.00 cash only
Me: WTF
Large banana split & a small hand dipped
https://blossom.primal.net/c09b063cff6a14e83fc4370234de3005d04441ac6a25ad1f73ea8ddb27bb5300.jpg

2026-08-24 12:46:41 UTC

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2026-08-23 02:37:09 UTC

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Cool! Interesting tool for removing the back plate

2026-08-23 02:16:49 UTC

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I stopped using mine... for anything

2026-08-21 01:14:59 UTC

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I've had that beer. It's a tasty one 🍻

2026-08-20 23:19:16 UTC

Not bad if I do say so myself
It took less than 10 minutes to solder my own pins to my Pi Zero. I know Pi Zero Supply Chains are f-ed right now. If you can only find pinless boards, then take the leap and solder it yourself. Easy peasy.
https://blossom.primal.net/609d771315fadaf7cc770044ebdee52f2c34d87675ff4b3083f4d925010176ad.jpg

2026-08-20 12:44:41 UTC

BTC grinding higher. I just moved out of Poverty to the Middle Class in the last 24 hours 💸
#nevent1q…q5dl

2026-08-19 17:09:33 UTC

BTC lookin' like it popped a Viagra

2026-08-18 01:56:13 UTC

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Build a Seedsigner

2026-08-18 01:52:12 UTC

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I said cool

2026-08-14 22:54:38 UTC

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rosettacypher420

2026-08-14 22:44:00 UTC

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Are you on Keet? We should coordinate Nostr meetup... off of Nostr. DMs aren't safe

2026-08-13 11:06:13 UTC

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GM. Your dogs look happy 😊

2026-08-13 01:34:39 UTC

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But I love lightning

2026-08-13 00:43:59 UTC

You know what's funny?
I haven't been able to upload pictures or publish notes whatsoever from Primal for like the last 3 months.
Now I use Dark Wisp to send notes to relays.
I don't have a wallet setup in Wisp or Dark Wisp. I have a wallet setup in Primal. Therefore, I have to open Primal and find the specific note I was just looking at on Dark Wisp when I want to zap someone.
This has ultimately resulted in me zapping less. There are a number of solutions. What is going on and how do you suggest I fix this situation? I would like to up my Nostr zap game
#asknostr
#wisp
#darkwisp
#zaps
#gay

2026-08-12 15:02:42 UTC

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We're becoming the aliens 👽

2026-08-12 13:03:25 UTC

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I wonder if the truck driver was distracted by the reporter

2026-08-12 12:44:32 UTC

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Feasible. I just might

2026-08-11 23:25:10 UTC

A little dessert after dinner
🍎 Apple Crisp + @nprofile…ruw3 Drunken Vanilla Bean Paste
Get krunkd!
https://blossom.primal.net/c7a2dde1efa8416a6238e98d42443aa105e29d02b9fdcfadb5a3eb75b44c2335.jpg

2026-08-11 21:47:59 UTC

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Not okay with it. Also, not sure how flock cameras showed up across the nation seemingly overnight.
https://blossom.primal.net/e9c87d1facd6d34dbe94ed5b3a471b99fc9d292cc41e1681e768572996c288e2.jpg

2026-08-11 09:55:24 UTC

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Create notes. Reply to notes. Zap notes. Repost notes. I don't think there is a correct way to Nostr.

2026-08-09 01:55:17 UTC

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Do you have a bitcoin address to send donations to? Also, do you have an estimate of how much your repair or replacement vehicle will cost?

2026-08-08 13:45:08 UTC

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GM good sir!

2026-08-08 13:41:31 UTC

GM 🐗🥓🍳🍅🥪
Wild Boar bacon with my eggs this morning. I cooked 11 pieces and no fat ended up in the drip tray.
I am making BLTs for lunch with the extra pieces I cooked, sourdough, and Purple Cherokee heirloom tomatoes from my garden. I've been looking forward to this for about 6 weeks now.
For dinner...seared & slow cooked Venison medallions in a beef broth and red wine reduction.
@nprofile…82sq
https://blossom.primal.net/0383b2b9bed6a404319d7a8d9e78500b04682fc1c80fb4ee33215995a2189677.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/520898c1562a07cb88ba1e357d72ef3d0ebd9d226da80c9f8b570bdca2e19e06.jpg

2026-08-07 23:32:33 UTC

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Try this
https://www.waveshare.com/raspberry-pi-zero.htm

2026-08-07 15:14:08 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/3f722b6035b5bc07b26cf73ed0ad9e83063d8373c4deb6c3946c076f90c717ab.jpg

2026-08-07 10:31:46 UTC

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This is why I drive used and buy used. I like vehicles before 2010

2026-08-05 01:58:49 UTC

Thinking about lengthening all my passwords to like 30+ characters.
It's only a matter of time until AI/AI generated code starts logging in to peoples' online accounts and wreaking havoc 📠

2026-08-04 16:20:01 UTC

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Multi-sig. Casino grade dice. Anti-static gloves. Going to laser level a felt lined dice rolling tray. Planning to roll 1 single dice separately 200 times for each seed, and enter dice rolls into Seedsigner to generate seeds & checksums. I would like be able to calculate the checksum myself though, so might dive deeper into that. Trezor, BitBox, and Seedsigner on the way. New metal plate for each seed.
I might remove Wifi card from old laptop and load TailsOS for checksum work

2026-08-02 14:55:25 UTC

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did you just quote my influencer reference?
i thought we were cool bro
https://blossom.primal.net/ce829291395ee341859bdd6f2bf5bd6a96d17a4095fee5b99ff2b6645fe00310.mp4

2026-08-02 13:57:42 UTC

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Yestr, it appears so

2026-08-02 13:39:19 UTC

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I will try TailOS again. I've downloaded it before, but I got stuck and was never able to get it running. I'm more motivated now to get it working

2026-08-02 13:31:29 UTC

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Thanks for your response
I'm so sorry. I can't say anything to fix it. The situation in general has made me feel like throwing up for a few days now. I can't imagine if I was directly impacted. The attacker is going to slip up at some point, and I think NVK is going to pay a heavy price too.

2026-08-02 13:02:29 UTC

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How do we verify? I'm trusting you at this point... and I know you're a trustworthy guy and all...

2026-08-02 12:59:17 UTC

GM
Are there any concerns about the entropy in 24-word seeds (+ passphrase) generated by Sparrow Wallet to store BTC for a few months?
Please repost because I'm not an iNfLuEnCeR and no one sees my notes.
#nostr #Sparrow

2026-08-02 01:54:46 UTC

Silver lining. Nostr is alive again 🍻

2026-08-02 01:49:51 UTC

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Beautiful moment! So happy for you all!

2026-08-02 01:41:03 UTC

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I think someone at Coinkite new about this vulnerability. I think once AI got really good, they used AI to build a tool capable of sweeping funds from wallets with the compromised coldcard generated seeds with efficiency & speed.
Also, the big banks and government want to scare as many people out of self-custodial BTC as possible. Possible that a mole from a 3 letter agency was working at Coinkite.

2026-08-01 15:07:09 UTC

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Wouldn't be surprised if he washes up dead somewhere

2026-08-01 14:05:13 UTC

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Gross

2026-08-01 14:02:29 UTC

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Beautiful spider. Harvest air is on its way

2026-08-01 11:14:46 UTC

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I'm good
Just a little rattled.
The bad actor will be discovered.

2026-08-01 10:49:25 UTC

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I hope your funds are still there 🙏

2026-08-01 02:16:04 UTC

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... don't trust? verify?

2026-08-01 02:11:39 UTC

Has anyone looked at the Tapsigner for vulnerabilities? Coinkite product... haven't used mine in a long time, but the Tapsigner is sus at this point

2026-07-30 11:14:29 UTC

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Love that for you!
https://blossom.primal.net/fc4c6aeb1f152042f93a1f1a212bf71b710fd7a3281b29fb63df5c9f91c5ab8b.mp4

2026-07-29 01:56:52 UTC

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I love your authenticity. For real man. You're a rare breed. Don't lose your spark ✨️

2026-07-28 00:39:06 UTC

☕️ I'm a coffee snob. There are people worse than me, but I know good coffee. Been drinking it since age 3 (I know! What were my parents thinking!).
I haven't been drinking coffee as frequently for various reasons. I've noticed my anxiety has almost disappeared entirely.
That being said... if YOU love coffee... I strongly recommend Harrar Coffee! They are in Washington D.C. and Ethiopian opened & operated. The beans are roasted on site and they are fire! These beans make the best coffee I've ever made myself at home. My wife and I found them last year when we were staying in DC. I don't have any association to the company. I just wanted to share with anyone who enjoys delectable coffee. They don't accept bitcoin for payment (yet), but hey... I shouldn't have to feel bad about sharing a non-bitcoin vendor. Enjoy!
#coffeechain
https://shop.harrarcoffeeroastery.com/

2026-07-27 15:04:59 UTC

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Yes, greatghee.com

2026-07-25 14:59:51 UTC

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Not really engaged. Doing their own thing, and when they are around... "catered to" sounds familiar.

2026-07-25 01:44:03 UTC

We're seeing more wildlife already on our property after getting it certified as a Wildlife Habitat 🦉🦋
https://blossom.primal.net/bea4a3ce06e184057f99a2a55ace58c3f559e3a399881904b24b859f2331f821.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ceacd7ab5635d9b4ce471cfe3bb1ab4f138867b4a399c067294f5edb8ec0b16b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/265a4e41780d724832781e121cdde89736556bb68010ecaa635405387249f7d0.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/83e35740759b5fe52e0631d8dbf1d159cc5b915307e9a14c052f2d53c8aab56d.jpg

2026-07-23 23:48:45 UTC

No
#nevent1q…javc

2026-07-22 00:09:38 UTC

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Your cacao and/or nibs is in roughly 75% of my breakfasts. I literally feel like I can breathe deeper when I've had some in the morning.
@nprofile…jwex
@nprofile…t3xq
@nprofile…2u9v

2026-07-20 23:19:49 UTC

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I agree. Ghost pepper has a very fruity flavor, but it's hot AF

2026-07-20 18:05:41 UTC

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I wish I knew that the one time I had it on my grundle

2026-07-19 19:43:59 UTC

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Congratulations! Being a Dad is the best!

2026-07-19 19:12:17 UTC

Testicles breaded and entering frying oil
https://blossom.primal.net/d845aecf5ac97c82a41a5119e8f419d5999fd988697ed546d7beb334cee9f102.jpg
#nevent1q…jfwk

2026-07-19 18:57:04 UTC

Okay, sliced the testicles up...
https://blossom.primal.net/397cd7171392a42b05929a07636445ba4a708357b3d9009bfb69e4df27b25dad.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/9391b3764d96786f27d31fb72178eecb47b5574e856a792ed8420f885b682a04.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/5a7bbc112f2dc2bc049bbfd5c8ab18be3e5cc66d46d773181149771b50659e57.jpg

2026-07-19 16:17:15 UTC

I will be frying Bison Rocky Mountain Oysters (testicles) from @Beck & Bulow for my World Cup Finals snack this afternoon ⚽️ 🏆 🇪🇸
I am going to take you all with me by documenting my testicle journey on #Nostr
It will be the first, and possibly last, time I've had testicles in my mouth 😛 🎱🎱
Wish me luck frens 🫂
https://blossom.primal.net/109d22aea2338bd9f3af6466efaf113df3f20c0341afeabec966082f510a0d7d.jpg

2026-07-16 11:36:02 UTC

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Zero. Those are ellipses if you really want to get technical about it.

2026-07-14 10:32:15 UTC

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Gm. Seize the day

2026-07-10 10:32:18 UTC

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Both speed and privacy. I am by no means technically skilled in networks, but Start9 and other say Yes, tunneling through your own VPS is more secure than Tor. A Tor connection requires you to travel through other people's nodes. My understanding is that the last Tor node that you exit before your data arrives to you is the point in the chain that is most susceptible to interference
https://youtu.be/JGhBFZ0hNOU
https://youtu.be/Dw-SQ48jbGY

2026-07-10 01:41:34 UTC

-Paid for an annual VPS with BTC yesterday
-Setup my StartTunnel today
-Now I can access my Vaultwarden password manager securely, and it loads much quicker than through Tor, from anywhere in the world.
-Core Lightning through my Zeus App just got A LOT faster
-Hell...now I can do coinjoins from my phone while sitting in meetings at work if I really want to
In an increasingly dystopian police state with flock cameras sprouting up overnight, I am bullish on the future of freedom tech for self-sovereign individuals that have an open mind and give a damn
GN
https://blossom.primal.net/63f51dfef3b969ae724576ee48b966025d0cdbf8d3ed465da01b13a0b53f35ac.png

2026-07-08 19:48:34 UTC

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Any meet ups around Frederick?

2026-07-07 02:41:55 UTC

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Yes, thank you dominatrix

2026-07-07 02:05:24 UTC

Why did I stay up late to see the US get our ass handed to us? 🇧🇪🇺🇸⚽️

2026-07-05 14:19:13 UTC

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The KYC is CoinJoined at least. I'm still retarded

2026-07-05 14:11:04 UTC

Give me your "this is not tax advice" tax advice.
You have BTC (KYC) that qualifies as long-term cap gains in your lightning wallet (on-chain and lightning).
You move BTC (KYC) that qualifies as short-term cap gains into the on-chain side of your lightning wallet.
If you open a new channel with the combined on-chain sats, then do you pay:
(1) short-term cap gains on purchases
(2) long-term cap gains
(3) a mixture (absolute spreadsheet hell)
(4) wut R cap gains?
(5) you're retarded. buy non-KYC
Thanks frens 🫂
#asknostr

2026-07-05 14:00:26 UTC

After a few weeks of connection errors (begining with StartOS 0.3), my @nprofile…xl8h app decided it was going to connect to my CLN via both local and tor networking (now running StartOS 0.4, but updating to 0.4 was not the solution).⚡️
Super stoked, but also... I literally did nothing different and it magically started working after weeks of not working on both Start9 0.3 & 0.4.
Next ticket in my queue: getting Vaultwarden to work locally.
📠
@nprofile…dm7s

2026-07-05 00:46:48 UTC

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What does horse taste like? I'm adventurous when it comes to meat, but I don't think I'm that adventurous

2026-07-03 19:29:15 UTC

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69 ♋️

2026-06-28 17:33:08 UTC

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How many sats?

2026-06-28 13:22:14 UTC

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penis

2026-06-27 22:52:38 UTC

@nprofile…82sq Elk Medallion Steaks & Grass-fed NY Strip for my wife
Pan-seared asparagus was bathed in Cherry smoke in mason jars for a few minutes.
@nprofile…n4sc Estate Pinot Noir paired nicely & tickled my fancy real deep like.
https://blossom.primal.net/692b41d4ab1b3f5f8a5c1745a447a600e3014c0dcccef1ea4bfd645c2315d05b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e662bdb93ff094802e4330902ba7e5db818662e792e2b5149f6df84dc5f3432a.jpg

2026-06-27 19:02:55 UTC

My Zeus app stopped connecting to my CLNRest on my Start9 due to a Tor issue.
Tried to upgrade to the Zeus beta to see if that helped. Both .apk files said they couldn't locate Zeus, so the upgrade failed.
Then I decided to upgrade to StartOS 0.4. That did not fix the problem with Zeus app. Stuck on port forwarding part. Looking for a video that really breaks it down for me. Finding that I have a lot to learn to get my server in a good place.
Lastly, I saw that Zeus 13.1.1 came out, so I upgraded. That did not fix the issue, but I think it's because my server isn't really configured yet.
At least the overcast, rainy weather is conducive to this kind of tinkering.
#asknostr #help #retard

2026-06-26 02:42:42 UTC

58k gang 🫂
We did it
Now time to sell my dogs, silverware, spare tire, and appliances

2026-06-26 02:29:06 UTC

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done

2026-06-26 02:25:46 UTC

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microdosing is underrated

2026-06-23 15:38:42 UTC

Did anyone else receive an email from Strike recently with subject "Strike Terms of Service and Privacy Policy"?