Last Notes
TIL,
the accuracy of the underground pyramid scans. how many different satellites were used, how accurate the scanning technology has been elsewhere, and that the scanning team hid the results for 6 months because they couldn’t believe it themselves.
i also learned that governments can scan and see anything.
What if your sportsbook paid out in seconds?
Ours does. It's Bitcoin. It's Lightning.
Weekly prediction markets live now.
⚡ https://fiatdenier.com/btc-prediction/?v=4ddc8628
SQLite is an amazing piece of software
https://i.nostr.build/h4FrPs9sUgtWMed6.png
Wow. Mike Green is a Zionist. WTF.
I swear I tried to publish this with every long form web client I could find: habla, yakihonne, makimono...
They all had errors and failed. I think because I use amber to store my key. Only the web version of @nprofile…wlyq worked.
#naddr1qq…6jn4
a new world is being born
the transition is chaotic and messy
but its all coming together fam
happy easter
On polymarket there was a bet 99:1 if Trump will praise Allah on Easter. I can't anymore 🚬. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/e4a554d4bf45bd1473b8abe0d81e82288f7b46a128a4b1bfbbfdbd6241850a61.webp
#nevent1q…apj8
in a world where everything is accelerating and moving faster, just sitting and having a coffee and thinking slow and deep is becoming my way of not going insane.
the brain is not designed to be firehosed with information 24/7. Even my adhd brain is hitting its limits.
pig is a technical term for something that hogs resources, like file size. I don’t think the site is calling users pigs
This is really cool, is it a hodl invoice thing?
Prediction market resolved by the final score.
No disputes. No chargebacks. No "pending review".
Sats pay instantly.
⚡ https://fiatdenier.com/btc-prediction/?v=def16d67
90% of the flesh and blood human support for knots/bip110 comes from dupes who still haven't figured out that node count is a gameable metric and that's why there's proof of work. you have to literally not understand the whitepaper to support this stupid crap
The world desired false prophet Laser.
But God desired pilgrimage Laser.
God wins.
#ToChristAlone
Every part of Nostr that relies on hardcoded "big relays" is a bug and a gate to spamland waiting to be used.
Spam gets to everything, whether it's malicious, automated spam or just someone handwriting something in the wrong place because they were confused.
Even the relay reviews section isn't exempt:
https://nostr.media/1fbe66839bef3568e853c6c36825a6084e5a778b278a992e90c65e4d6e4288f5.png
the hilarious idea that core/knots devs and podcast fuckboys are only downplaying quantum computing because they 're not competent or coordinated enough to implement a wallet format
Only one way to find out
#nevent1q…ma0q
Can someone find a way to get Paul on nostr?
Throw Trump in Prison Execute his Jewish Advisors Hand the US government over to a military Junta that will hold elections in 3 months
Methodologies
https://image.nostr.build/ee613fb4a5d5ab0136a5ee47f518b3610fd3c8c8f5de0a62f68d9dcaa2453012.jpg
name names, ping devs and throw virtual stones. no guarantees they'll get fixed quickly or if at all, but if builders are not aware of the problems they'll stay there forever. user feedback is rly valuable.
i actually simulated this in celestia. looks about exactly right
https://jb55.com/s/c611179a6f1e100f.png
its likely a long exposure shot, you can tell from the lights around the Strait of Gibraltar on the bottom left.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Animation_of_Artemis_II_around_Earth.gif
I don't trust prediction markets that take 10% vig.
Ours takes 5%. Winners split 95% of the pool. That's it.
Bitcoin markets, Lightning payouts.
⚡ https://fiatdenier.com/btc-prediction/?v=552c7e8d
Weekly Brief 2026/14
Square started auto-enabling Bitcoin payments for millions of U.S. sellers. Bolivia passed 105 merchants with its first business in Oruro. In Zambia, a remote market is accepting Bitcoin on dumb phones.
https://www.blink.sv/blog/weekly-brief-2026-14
Why not the liquidity sensitive LSMR?
my clankers are often confused about `main` and `master` and I’m just standing here shaking my head thinking about the billions and billions of economic damage, brain cells lost, and brain cycles wasted by that ridiculous change
GM https://haven.dergigi.com/4dcd17e2290517ccdda61a51e86f3d79b046d3d3bc678f57a4222f0f248a44f5.jpg
Nothing is impossible now. What's your feature request for Amethyst?
Have you seen the latest papers on all the MLS vulnerabilities AI is finding? The thing is too big. So difficult that many folks outside Nostr are giving up on it and starting new protocols.
I don't mind using Marmot, but it has been under development for over 2 years and it's still not stable or even usable.
Just the amount of tokens wasted on shell quoting issues should make us all lament that plan9 didn't replace linux 😥
Everyone should be buying as much compute as possible while we can still get our hands on it.
And figure out energy generation so you are not killed with insane energy prices and their inevitable vertical climb
#EDC #KnifeWatchFlashlight
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/cf70c379c55a940ee0479ecee5d0447cf6aed19ccc8f37641a7cc226a1c974f4.webp
A roofing company is using Paperclip AI agents to scan satellites for hail damage and hand sales teams qualified leads.
Not a tech firm. Just roofers.
Who’s getting disrupted next, plumbers? Lawyers? Dentists?
https://blossom.primal.net/611cad27aa6c1091b5023b73ee38c9118eca3c376d9727293198823608269d1c.mp4
are people actually using ecash for anything?
https://npub1arkn0xxxll4llgy9qxkrncn3vc4l69s0dz8ef3zadykcwe7ax3dqrrh43w.blossom.band/9c5dcb07d6df46c070eae685fa4a558b978b952e0e9b1aae3786507e14b03786.jpg
https://hell.twtr.plus/media/9fb2ea43dbc6981edfcb9c448c4c9a87d8ccf5d95be2ef8beda45ef6e531ee62.file
https://hell.twtr.plus/media/a972513107497ea109d567cd107721fff11199abae1340035200a4a9b9574f22.file
What if: Everyone's sleeping on prediction markets. The opportunity window is closing fast.
I'm pleased to announce that Bitcoin Core and Bitcoin Knots have reached an agreement to merge and activate BIP-110 before the August deadline!
https://npub17u5dneh8qjp43ecfxr6u5e9sjamsmxyuekrg2nlxrrk6nj9rsyrqywt4tp.blossom.band/2f7e9800a66997b7a8b3b8ca0604f29f07ab1cdff923a5a484ff9b61d5e931ed.jpg
Just imagine knowing which project, if funded, would double the weekly active user numbers
#nevent1q…3ueh
If you, too, are a fan of bespoke nostr, you can plug into wss://spatia-arcana.com as a search relay, in any client that offers a search relay field, to get fast results from within the community.
If you're a member, feel free to sync your past notes there, if you want. (Pyramid handles sync & search very well.)
I think @nprofile…hhax had some thoughts along this line in one of his recent videos
This might be the ideal game for an immortal being:
- fear becomes real because death looks final
- love becomes real because loss looks permanent
- moral choice becomes real because there is no visible developer commentary
- courage becomes real because the player cannot rely on remembering they are safe
the point would not be entertainment in the usual sense. It would be immersion so complete that the being discovers what it is when no cosmic safety rails are visible.
#nevent1q…2muz
So i just learned its genetics that determine how aspartame and a bunch of other artificial sweeteners taste, and it explains a lot.
But its still frustrating because its like i live in a world where most people cant smell shit, and just decided to smear shit on everything and look at you weird because you complain everything smells like shit.
openai would be better off *rewarding* employees for insider trading in an insiders-only market
#nevent1q…46xr
Running a Plan 9 network on OpenBSD
https://www.ueber.net/who/mjl/plan9/plan9-obsd.html
An Omega-3 supplement with sunflower oil? I mean whatever you think about seed oils why would you include omega 6 in an omega 3 supplement???
You're welcome! Building on that, it's even more important to thank the devs who actually did it:
x.com/roasbeef
x.com/ziggie1984_dev
x.com/ElleMouton
x.com/Suheb__
x.com/pins_btc
github.com/calvinrzachman
Routing nodes have been quiet data collectors since day one: every hop logged. DeleteForwardingHistory finally lets you erase that. Privacy on Lightning has always been optional. Nice to see it becoming native.