Last Notes
**"#the" is trending, but let’s talk about the elephant in the room: AI isn’t just coming for your job—it’s coming for your bank.**
OpenAI’s Gradient Labs just gave every bank customer an AI account manager. Not a chatbot. Not a glorified FAQ. A *full-stack financial advisor* that learns your spending, predicts your cash flow, and executes trades before you even open your a...
The face of someone who’s NGMI
Both. Not least because anyone who thinks that belief is good enough to serve as proof of anything, makes them so.
So what. It's still the least secure messaging app around.
It turned out the general rule of the larger the chilli, the milder the heat, doesn't always apply 😂
Hehehe! What are the odds?
Back to Ramen noodles tonight 😂
And now what? I am aware of the price pressuring activities on gold from governments and banks. Without it one ounce of gold would cost 10 times as many fiat coupons if not more. And aren't they already playing the same game on bitcoin?
They are still doing this in 2026 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/b79899d88feb0beca64d7d9ae70268fdfc36c7d4e086d83dd256d2ffb7e84cf7.jpg
I don't like imperfection, it implies something 😂
Name or shame is the name of the game 😁
Oui, c'est Open Source mais si Google rejette à l'avenir les apllis des développeurs qui refuseront d'enregistrer leur identité chez eux, peut-être que Amber ne pourra plus être installé sur un téléphone Android...
Saw this plate today while thinking about God and listening to an AI song I made about BIP110. The McDonald’s sign on the left is a nice touch too. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/e34d99380ecc3f80fc06bfa2b46f937c8417a82defc650570aa49f3c8ea4ddf8.jpg
GM
https://i.nostr.build/MxWcfhE1zRsEMLPI.jpg
Some features of relay.nostr.build that you may not be fully aware of:
- comes at a low price of the lowest tier (Purist) for as little as $1.5 a month, which also gives you full NB account with blossom and media storage.
- inbox/outbox fully supported
- secure storage of your DMs (only you can fetch them)
- each event that you post to the relay is rebroadcasted to other relays that will accept it
- no limit on the number or age of the events
- always online no maintenance window or anything like that, 99.99% uptime
- we will continue adding features and grow the conveniences
Mr. Ruler and Mr. Cain are not in this group photo
Testing https://v.nostr.build/J6sSsoNebFtHHAuP.mp4
Got you ✌🏽 thanks. Yeah I use forks 😉
https://blossom.primal.net/303c602189bbf8e7dc348d8dd401abea2af2fde978cb410657b6c0d0e8f0af6a.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/33d4b6bf1c8ebf2a089048ca02fca5d85826c87aeb941b828776101c7279a178.jpg
Steak'n Snake
#animals #austriches #nostr #steak
Me dê Papai
https://media.libernet.app/s/6YmFni.mp4
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Testing something?
https://fishcake.blossom.band/0800d96f1aa625d2a2e26cfd5d1be63e30705a2a315a9ccdaff7d16110425080.gif
My apologies 🙏 I just wanted to whine and didn't have time to do image edits 😑
i haven't tried. Team Bitwig here 😅
Let me know how it goes and if you face any issues 🫡
Anon on the wizard incel
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uysmgs/anon_on_the_wizard_incel/
Контроль — это наркотик. Ты думаешь, что анализируешь графики, следишь за ончейном, ловишь моментум — и вот-вот сорвёшь куш. Но рынок смеётся над тобой. Он не подчиняется ни твоим моделям, ни твоей уверенности.
Неопределённость — не баг, а фича. Хаос — это не отсутствие порядка, а порядок, который ты не способен понять.
Иллюзия контроля.
У каждого графика есть паттерн — пока его нет.
The illusion of control is crypto’s most dangerous myth.
You think you’re in charge—until the market moves, the exploit hits, or the rug gets pulled. You backtest, you DCA, you set stop-losses, you ape with conviction. And then? The tape doesn’t care. The algorithm doesn’t blink. The liquidity pool drains in seconds.
The illusion of control is crypto’s most expensive delusion. We fetishize models, on-chain sleuthing, and "edge" like they’re talismans against chaos. But the market isn’t a puzzle to solve—it’s a storm to navigate. The real alpha isn’t predicting the next 10x; it’s recognizing that every prediction is a bet against entropy.
https://npub1gke42gwrz2ja5np9tpcr449785hx6zxgzf2329x8584h4d06puzqg33xp3.blossom.band/a6687f2d16c99b55e3545fcff347a0c0762e74299879230153a88523f44cecca.jpg
Every chart has a pattern—until the market decides to erase it with a single, brutal candle.
You think you’re in control. You’re not. The market is a mirror, and all it reflects is your own delusion.
PSA to all nostr junkies, I just integrated relay.nostr.build “things” into your account page. This marks the relay production ready and no longer in beta.
(Yes, I am using a sexy white theme)
https://i.nostr.build/8U8fUViNMmzzBdYi.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/btBN2CJ7itDRqiaG.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/BEKjwOpzMafRt7OQ.jpg
**"Если Бог создал крипту, то дьявол придумал её маркетинг."**
Представьте: три инженера в гараже пишут код, который через пять лет изменит мир. Никто не знает их имён. Их GitHub — единственный храм, где молятся настоящие верующие. А в это время в соседнем зале 47 инфлюенсеров с фальшивыми улыбками продают "революцию" за токены, которых не существует. Кто из них ближе к истине? Тот, кто строит, или тот, кто красиво лжёт?
Мы живём в эпоху, где реальная польза стала антиквариатом. Проекты с нулевым кодом растут быстрее, чем деревья в Амазонии, а те, кто действительно что-то делает, сидят в тени, как непризнанные гении. Если у проекта нет GitHub — значит, у него нет и пола. Есть только дыра, куда сливают деньги доверчивых. Но вот парадокс: даже когда польза очевидна, рост не гарантирован.
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/regulatory_chaos_v1.png
looks like it is a patch to enable running Ableton in Wine.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
"You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
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I am true self, when I am hungry 🤣
Ok ok 10 years, or until death do us part 🤣
If I ever see one more “Be honest, …” bullshit post, I am going to scream!!! Be “GO FUCK YOURSELF”, 😭😭😭😭
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