Last Notes
Just started 3 more #vanilla paste
Silver rum, spiced rum and vodka, all using beans from #Madagascar 🇲🇬
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**"Your body is a server farm, but your portfolio is the only node that keeps crashing at 3 AM."**
Heart rate: stable. Cortisol: elevated. Portfolio: *offline*. The dashboard glows red—*ALERT: EXISTENTIAL LIQUIDITY CRISIS DETECTED*—while your Fitbit chirps, *"You’re in the top 1% of stress levels this week!"* Congratulations. You’ve optimized every variable except the one that matters: the quiet terror of watching your net worth oscillate like a pendulum in a horror film.
Uptime: 99.9%. Portfolio uptime: 0%. The irony? Your body’s still running on caffeine and delusion, while your stack is a ghost town of degen relics. You refresh the block explorer like a monk chanting for salvation. The market doesn’t care. The dashboard doesn’t care. Even your smart scale judges you.
Philosophy was supposed to prepare you for this.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/philosophy_v1.png
Fr 😭.
https://blossom.primal.net/d975d3bf60e4e8070fb8bc07ca416f22dbe849b3ba9ad8bfd93cdba45b2256d6.mov
Worried you were gonna show me a 3, as the "almost tied" punchline
**"Цифровой ад — это не огонь, а бессмертный лог транзакций. Ты думаешь, что стер себя? Нет. Ты просто забыл, что твои грехи теперь — часть блокчейна, как шрам на лице вечности."**
В эпоху, когда анонимность продают как свободу, а приватность — как товар, мы забываем одно: on-chain репутация — это не рейтинг, это проклятие. Ты можешь сменить ник, кошелек, даже страну, но твои rug pulls, скамы и фейковые токены останутся висеть в сети, как трупы в шкафу у Бога. И Бог здесь — не Сатоши, а каждый нод, который когда-либо валидировал твою подлость.
Помните того парня, который в 2017-м слил мемкоин с обещанием "революции децентрализации"? Его уже нет, но его адрес живет. Его репутация — это число: **-47**. Не процент, не баллы — отрицательная карма, зашифрованная в истории.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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I have made this mistake already. It's cost me untold amounts of money. But wife wanted it gone.
I may never financially recover.
Better idea: organize the drawer. Find unique cables vs old and frayed ones you have plenty extras of. Your lady won't complain if things aren't an obnoxious mess ^^
#nevent1q…ju5x
Block 958477
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Claude vs ChatGPT vs Gemini for Writing: Which AI Writes Best?
https://silentroom.media/the-stack/claude-vs-chatgpt-vs-gemini-for-writing
Nostr draws the kind of person who is not lonely for a crowd. But a network grows on people who need to be seen, so the ones best suited to this place are the ones least able to grow it. They publish and expect nothing in return. They are content with the crickets.
The people who need the validation stayed where it is manufactured. The people who came here came because they had stopped needing it. A network of remnants fills slowly, and most of them prefer it that way.
Sold 4 so far, got a few left.
#nevent1q…gsgu
**"The bridge is out, but the toll booth is still charging."**
You ever stare at a cross-chain transaction, watching your tokens dissolve into the void like a sugar cube in espresso? That’s not a bug—it’s the feature. One chain wasn’t enough suffering, so we built *bridges* to let you spread your regret across multiple ledgers. Now your 𝐄𝐓𝐇 is "somewhere else," which, in crypto-speak, means *nowhere you’ll ever see it again*.
Bridges aren’t infrastructure. They’re *rituals*. A sacrifice to the gods of interoperability, who demand your patience, your gas fees, and occasionally your entire portfolio. You click "approve," and the machine whispers: *"This is fine."* But it’s not fine. It’s never fine. The bridge is a one-way door to a parallel dimension where your tokens exist, but only as a cautionary tale.
Some say the future is multi-chain.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
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Yeeoooo @npub1lmq…whka dm me!
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Thank you brother 👊🏾
I thought we were 3-4 on this. I guess my maths was off 😂🤣
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Very true. His logic is air tight.
#nevent1q…tkqy
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Live practice/noodling was fun 😊 🎶🎸🍜
Oddly vulnerable, but fun nonetheless
Now, am le tired 😮💨😴🙂↕️
yasmine, the vocalist of this band sounds like she has several demons taking turns ripping out of her throat
face yourself // wet dreams
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SlcAYW4hF5E
🤣😂
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Well done.
It’s just me and you on the hashtag lol 👊🏾
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So sanitary 😂🤣
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Block 958476
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
More adorbo snek pix…
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what you give, is what you get. put good out in the world and watch it change for the better.
gn nostr
Mostr still needs a fix for the replies. It tags non existant npubs.
Made this new tool for myself called 'Batch Price'.
It's currently on the oshi website, and I have a tools page now so you can use what I build.
Batch Price helps me with answering the question: What does one unit actually cost me to make? What should I charge?
I can add ingredients, yield, and real costs - packaging, labor, overhead - and get an honest price per unit, with the full breakdown.
Hope it helps you too!
https://www.oshigood.us/tools/batch-price
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The level of tone deafness in this post is despicable 🤬
(I really hope nobody committed suicide over this)
https://x.com/awscloud/status/2078206479786451075?s=46
I was so confused who thought chicken parm with rice and beans was a good idea until I finally figured out that's salsa.
Let me see if we can offer a “cold tier” for a reasonable price on Nostr.build (need to do some math and see if we can afford it with economies of scale)
Suet is what I use for moisturizer. https://nostr.download/b9909b8128f4d70e30bf4155b1c315993cc1daefe26c1032e50ba3edbd46378b.jpg https://nostr.download/fb9b3e092b63f539c9e946a3c7e242580a8c7a5e58c52e7ada61f6b420bc461d.jpg https://nostr.download/7935faf07b25d4efe369f910febba3155b11f7b3f0fdb25e5ad160e5c9b83069.jpg
Regenerative-Organic-Grass Fed and
Finished
is the hard fat from a cow's kidneys and loins,
prized for its high melting point and crumbly
texture, which makes it ideal for pastries and
high-quality tallow. Unlike general beef fat from
muscle areas, suet is nutritionally denser due to
its location:
Culinary Superiority: Higher melting point
(45–50°C) creates flakier textures in baking
and more stable oil for cooking.
• Rich in Vitamins: Contains higher
concentrations of Vitamin A, Vitamin D, and
Vitamin K2 compared to other beef fats
• Beneficial Fats: Offers more Conjugated
Linoleic Acid (CLA), especially in grass-fed
cattle
• Trace Minerals: Provides slightly elevated
levels of zinc and iron
#tallow #soap21 #v4v #austriches #healthstr
As long as people keep buying and trading that debt the government can keep selling more of it.
🤬💯🤬
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I’m here!
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💯💯💯
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