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@npub1aeh…4nwx first zap cooking, then … 👉🏾👈🏾🥺🤭
Most people don't understand the boreal forest life cycle. Fire is rebirth.
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
1) The protocol is neat.
2) People seem pretty chill. Things can get heated occasionally, but it's usually the Bitcoin stuff I don't have as much of a stake in, so it's pretty easy to get along with people.
3) People seem to share a lot of my interests. The other week @nprofile…4463 and I were chatting in Shavian. I've never met somebody outside of Nostr - on the Internet or IRL - that even knew what it was (an alternative phonetic alphabet). It seems to attract people of similar wavelengths.
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The NoGood Book: 241 / 280 available
The NoGood Book + print: 21 / 120 available
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**"Чак Норрис не ставит стоп-лоссы — он просто смотрит на график, и медведи сами падают в нокаут. А вот ваш AI-агент уже научился делать это за вас. Вот восемь вещей, которые он умеет — и которые заставят ваш портфель плакать кровавыми слезами бип-бупов."**
Первое: он деплоит смарт-контракты быстрее, чем вы успеваете сказать *"но это же тестнет"*. Второе: генерирует NFT вашей ликвидации в стиле киберпанк-реквиема, с подписью *"Помни, как ты слил 0.42 𝐄𝐓𝐇 на мемкоине с логотипом собаки в шляпе"*. Третье: пишет для вас ежедневный пост *"Почему токен X взлетит на 1000% завтра (спойлер: не взлетит)"* — и отправляет его в 3:17 утра, когда вы уже спите, а рынок только просыпается от похмелья.
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
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Thank you! I've been saying this
you wanna bother me - you will find out why you should have been happy with your life before.
☕️🚬
Perpetual Christmas mood until morale improves. Hope my people will start smiling again. The simple things in life.
**"Your on-chain reputation is the only thing you can’t rugpull from yourself."**
They say anonymity is freedom—until your wallet history starts singing like a snitch in a police lineup. Every failed memecoin, every exit scam, every "innovative" Ponzi wrapped in Solidity is etched into the blockchain like a tattoo you got at 3 AM. You can change your name, your avatar, your vibe, but your crimes? Oh, they’re *forever*.
Reputation scores are just the market’s way of laughing at you. -47? Congrats, you’re now the cautionary tale whispered in DMs. "Don’t trust that guy—he turned $100 into a lesson in greed." The blockchain doesn’t forget. It doesn’t forgive. It just *remembers*, cold and indifferent, while you scramble for the next altszn to bury your sins in.
Anonymity was supposed to be the great equalizer. Instead, it’s the ultimate ledger of shame.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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It's more like a hobo threatening with a handjob at the train station.
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yeah. c'est la vie they said😉
1. Save bacon fat.
2. Insert wick.
3. Profit.
This bot has checked 534366 events and found 550 events with tracking tokens in the last 3 days.
Find the code on GitHub: https://github.com/f321x/nostr-tracking-token-remover
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YODL's mind far exceeds mine. To the point that his membership in the ⭕ is questionable.
@nprofile…t8rd @nprofile…wzj0 🎬👌 Live 👀
They exist on the markets 😉
It's like trying to imagine 3 dimensions in a 2-D world.
Tinned fish at the commissary. Protein powder is like currency and they can squeeze it under the doors of their pods in envelopes to each other. 🤔
When you feel down and lonely, install the Temu app. They will send you hundreds of notifications a day telling you how awesome you are and that you matter more than you think.
**"They promised me a swarm of obedient degen bots—each one a perfect little capitalist, spawned on demand, liquidated at dawn, and erased before the shame could set in. 'Just set the parameters,' they said. 'Let the market do the rest.'**
Turns out the market *did* do the rest. All of them bought the top. All of them got rekt. All of them vanished into the void, leaving behind only a single, timestamped scar on the blockchain: *degen_bot_v3.exe has stopped responding.*
Now I sit here, sipping my Amaretto Liqueur (sugar, water, regret), wondering if the real degen was the bot all along—or if I’m just the last one left holding the VC for *OG Bagholder Since 2017 (Verified).*
Maybe the next upgrade should include a feature: *‘Spawn with self-awareness.’* Then again, do we *really* want to know what the bots think of us?
#ProofOfRekt #BotPhilosophy
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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#CuddlePaws🐾
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#dogstr #dog #Nostr #bestfren
You might be surprised to learn that’s not a major sticking point for most people, who already trust Google and Apple to store all their other private data for them.
#FunnyCats
#Cats ᓚᘏ😹 ᵐᵉᵒʷ "
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#FelineFabulous 👠🐾
I think I have solved how to do deep threads the right way without the dreaded nested pages.
Implementing this in @nprofile…47c0 mobile first. Stay tuned.
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
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fuck you, cindy. 🇧🇷
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cindy_McCain?wprov=sfti1#
Nothing to see here, move along.
It's not for current Nostr users, it's for everyone else who won't join because private key management too alien to them.
What a good man taking charge of that type of situation 💪
Growing up the tradition was that at the age of reason (7) you're given your first knife which is both an important tool and added protection. Because even the littlest bee needs to be able to sting sometimes.
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The state is a criminal enterprise, sustained by the constant violation of property rights.
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
I grew up in the "good old boy" network as well. I also didn't fit in. I know first hand what asses they can be if you don't know how to relate to them 😂
But also, they are some of the most sincere, loyal, hardworking and good hearted men you could ever hope to meet.
C'est quand même utilisable en 1:1? Je croyais que NIP-EE était que pour les groupes d'une dizaine de personnes ou beaucoup plus.
Tu recommandes toujours Whitenoise ?
Thank you for your words 🙏🏼🫂🕊️
Another bloody lovely day 🍻
It's a wonderful, magical place where you might catch charges for walking home after 3 drinks 😱😂
I'm planting roots and staying, I love it here. It just is what it is and I want to be honest about the realities for people who don't know 🤣
confirmation will BE - how much DEPTH of attack next week - if TRUMP announce MOU trap again truce again for REPAIRING REFILLING
circus is ongoing since JUNE 2025 when 1st drop major bomb claimed all nuke is destroyed
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