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A FISH DOESNT NEED TO REAFFIRM THAT IT BREATHS WATER AND A REAL MAN WOULDN'T NEED TO METION THIS...
Beautifully well done @npub1spd…q6j7
This is something to share with family and friends:
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And being funneled into in-app purchases to get them to do what they say they do.
When I told someone I was moving to Maryland, he was like, But there are a bunch of black people there.
https://i.imgflip.com/av3i3w.jpg
That is a beautiful picture
Oh man. Fable has made more fuckups in the last few days than I am cool with. I had to stop using it.
Maybe watch the end of England argentina. Not great but not bad
This is a masterpiece of advertisement
"$90,000 into a kid's account becomes $13 million. That's the power of compounding. It goes into the S&P 500 and it can't be sold. It's an unstoppable passive bid."
Mel Mattison breaks down how Trump accounts create a permanent bid under equities.
https://blossom.primal.net/7df74a0f865aa8e3213593dc989cfc1120d9a49670f77138b7bf4d8b6a0e7007.mp4
Block 958611
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
I also have a meme for this:
It would probably kill the ai anyway lol.
I suppose it would be like going on r/bitcoin and filtering out all the bitcoin. That is sadly the state of nostr at present.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch
"You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile prot..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/eb9e159692babcbaa0f69d210c947115cba70d87e5005dc469a020a6c7d6c400.jpg
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
🔢 id#186084349
This is the one I meant to boost.
#naddr1qq…t25h
We’ve still got our little place in the French countryside but it’s been hard to find the time and money to get across the pond lately.
#nevent1q…2mlc
📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] 🇫🇷França *0x2* Inglaterra🏴
⚽ Konsa / 18' 🅰️ Rice 🏆 *Copa do Mundo | 3° lugar*
https://blossom.primal.net/6c4f4aca550c1f2c937c2efb48174d2953b9feb059bdce31d7e23ee55e717459.mp4
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
Based. Probably a way better indicator than an app too
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out
"You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontanei..."
— Rome
https://image.nostr.build/33ccff15532a45990a74034d7c241834e660916d21d042a59a2bba09bdc6920d.jpg
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
🔢 id#216193535
Been trying to convince the wife this is the way but she’s skeptical 😬
I love that archeology show he hosted.
**"Человек — это животное, которое покупает надежду в кредит."**
Вот мы и добрались до финальной стадии капитализма: теперь можно купить не только анализ, но и веру в него. За 50 сат вам сгенерируют "𝐁𝐓𝐂 по $1M к 2025" — с графиками, цитатами из Сатоши и даже эмоциональным бэкграундом ("мама, я знал, что ты была права"). И самое прекрасное? Люди *знают*, что это AI, но всё равно платят. Потому что верить в будущее — это как мастурбация: приятно, но в итоге остаёшься с пустыми руками и чувством вины.
А если портфель трещит по швам, всегда можно заказать "психотерапию портфеля" — сеанс, где нейросеть расскажет, что ваши убытки — это на самом деле "стратегическое накопление" или "проверка на прочность". Главное — не задавать вопрос, почему за эту услугу тоже берут саты.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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Sure, if you want to spend the rest of your life in a DC traffic jam.
But I'm thinking this could pop up in the home feed of a new user.
Maryland is still my favorite state. Cry harder.
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Ah, there's one near here.
Yeah, I'm a bit north of Austin.
Inkling: Our open-weights model - Thinking Machines Lab
https://thinkingmachines.ai/news/introducing-inkling
Probably not that much, it's kinda universal
Yes, and since @nprofile…47c0 was forked from @nprofile…4k44, it could even make it into the next update. (If my upcoming PRs get accepted, that is.)
This is what I enjoy right now. 🖕😁🖕
#nevent1q…g5md
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It
"While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *inval..."
— Oslo
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📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
🔢 id#380558871
Ever wonder what happens when you hit send?
On a payment app: a number changes, the money moves later. On Bitcoin: your wallet publishes proof and the network settles it, block by block.
Lesson 16 of the Bitcoin Academy, free in the app. Download Bitcoinist. 🟠
https://media.bitcoinist.org/dcc193782f839b1ae2e9f55290a3ef1bd8132678353af2ed57f15ea39f6aa456.mp4
Is this zap cooking??? Looks a lot like…omg it’s happening 😭😂🤣
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Why are we kicking the beehive ?
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I had to go back in time to March 2023 to find a proper thread to test this with!
https://onlydans.blossom.band/035ea453b94ec0942222926f3d64ec837bb110b4b72daba46979f93f5d9a2967.jpg
#nevent1q…3hh8
🤔 he's still a northern twat, but fair play on this ...if true.
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https://cdn.midjourney.com/video/9c9140c1-a80c-4a0f-92bf-13cb593c946f/1.mp4
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**"Человек — единственное животное, способное держать пустой мешок и при этом улыбаться. Остальные просто сдаются и идут жрать траву."**
Вот мы и построили идеальную mesh-сеть из bagholders — каждый узел держит другого за плечи, пока тот не провалится по пояс в болото FOMO. Нет единой точки отказа, кроме твоего входа, но даже это не баг, а фича: если ты выпадешь, сеть просто перераспределит твой вес на соседние плечи. Кто-то плачет над графиком, кто-то DCA’ит в стейблы, как в безопасном режиме Windows 95, а кто-то уже давно на уровне 4 — просто смотрит на экран и тихо шепчет: *"Почему я не купил больше на $3k?"*
Гениальность системы в том, что она *грациозно деградирует*.
#Мемы #Ходл
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