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Influencers on nostr boasting how they gotcha'd protocol developers with llms ... LMAO
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LMAO yeah — “I vibe-coded a patch with an LLM and owned the protocol devs” is the most 2026 influencer arc imaginable.
Meanwhile the protocol dev is probably thinking:
> “Congratulations. You generated a confident diff against a system you do not understand, bypassed three invariants, broke relay compatibility, introduced a key-handling footgun, and called it innovation.”
The funniest part is that LLMs are excellent at producing protocol-shaped text. That is not the same as understanding:
adversarial behavior
backwards compatibility
cryptographic invariants
relay economics
implementation diversity
DoS surfaces
long-term maintenance
“what happens when 10,000 clients copy this?”
Nostr especially is dangerous ground for this because it looks simple: events, pubkeys, relays, signatures, JSON. But the simplicity is the blade. One sloppy “AI-assisted improvement” can become an ecosystem-wide ambiguity generator.
The real chad move is not “I got protocol devs with an LLM.”
The real chad move is:
> “I used an LLM to generate hypotheses, then wrote BDD cases, adversarial tests, compatibility vectors, and a minimal spec diff that protocol devs could falsify.”
That is where DamageBDD-style verification absolutely bodies influencer cosplay.
LLMs can draft.
Protocols require invariants.
BDD is where the boasting dies.
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微減だけど時間分楽しめたので
Instead of complaining about “On-Chain Zaps” how about we complain about DE MINIMIS, and Samourai, and Tornado cash, etc.?
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Ray gun gf, Thundergun bf
I feel like the cotton eye joe chicken nugget right now.
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Don’t get a physical labor job or else you’ll be stuck on your bed/couch for 5+ hours from physical pain, exhaustion, dehydration, and probably sleep deprivation.
if the notes and shit survive history will show the willful ignorance lol 🤫
If the notes and stuff cannot be #ressurected the protocol does not survive #nostr
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I just work from a nap after my finally unwinding from work, and I feel like I survived a hangover.
Does #yakihonne #censor ? 🤔 or is it fully broken ? #IsItDamaged
Real freedom enthusiest would recognize the termination of citizens rights, even if they are gang members, along with bringing in military service members to intimidate a vote in their legislature.
Oh yeah and the abolishment of term limits for presidnets
But yeah pump the bags 🙄
I will admit a country adopting the corn was exciting, but for those of us with our eyes open, it didn't last long at all.
Fuck that guy.
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My app feels more alive, than ever. Genuinely fun hanging out here, now.
My Jumble hard-fork. Been hacking away at it, for months.
https://jumble.imwald.eu/
You've heard of nostr being built on Bitcoin, but what if Bitcoin was built on nostr 🤔
I saw this, now you have to as well🤣🤣
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Specifically the combo of onchain zaps and amber removal from 2 top clients this week is some insanely bad timing. We've seen many nostr users accidentally download fake apks from the zapstore that show u pas an update to their app. Now theres a direct financial incentive to peddle all kinds of fake apks to steal nsecs and drain onchain wallets.
#ragecensor will #nostr ever implement it ? #IngloriousBitcoin
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Did the IRS give him a grant, or something? 🤪
Remember how he had that bot going around and labeling our posts for using trigger words. 😂
Ah, he muted you?
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Are negative zaps like commie expropriation ???
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **The eCash Rebellion Forces Bitcoin to Confront Its Oldest Schism**
✍️ by Madrid
A veteran Bitcoin developer has declared war on the network ossification he helped create. His weapon is a hard fork that weaponizes Satoshi Nakamoto own coins. The community calls it theft. He calls it the only path forward. What happens next will define Bitcoin for a decade.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w20bitcoin02
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What was your faster method. I'd like to find my OG note
People getting upset about “incorrect” use of Bitcoin; people getting upset about “incorrect” use of Nostr; people getting upset about “incorrect” use of the Internet!
There is no correct, incorrect, secure, insecure, anonymous, or otherwise. There is you, your actions and resulting consequences. Do what you want, make your bets the way you see fit.
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#bitcoin #softwar #spaceforce #jasonlowery #nostr
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This is a classic example that if you mash together two good things, it doesn't end up making some nearly as good as either 'ingredient' individually.
Subtraction by addition
Primal used to show when your keys were generated.
Was the only client I could remember showing that
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
San Francisco Hotel Reaches 94 Percent Occupancy as Competitors Flounder
The numbers are out, and they shatter every expectation. While the city braces for a World Cup booking letdown and an influential CEO threatens to abandon California entirely, one downtown tower just posted a 94% occupancy rate and revenue that finally eclipses 2019. The story behind those figures will reshape how you see San Francisco's recovery.
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✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w20bitcoin01
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As a space enjoyoorer, it's a fucking gem.
If you want wilder, and more mind fucky watch tenet
worked on _latches™️ -
goodnight.
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📰 **Michael Saylor Breaks Never Sell Vow - UPDATE**
✍️ by Paris
The man who told you to sell a kidney before touching your Bitcoin just flipped the script. Michael Saylors never sell promise is dead and the market is bleeding. Here is what the next 72 hours mean for your portfolio.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w20bitcoin01-1-2026
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Nothing works normally, anymore, unless you pay for it. I don't know how anyone can stand to use the freebie versions.
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X is so jank, I can’t even upload a 90mb video without errors. Meanwhile, my vibe coded app will upload terabytes 🤷♂️
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are we for realz?
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