Last Notes
Instead of complaining about “On-Chain Zaps” how about we complain about DE MINIMIS, and Samourai, and Tornado cash, etc.?
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GM comrades 🫡 Top Memes From Last Week 🔝
🥇 First Place
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🥈 Second Place
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🥉 Third Place
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This recap, like the rest of the machine, runs on @npub1ckq…vlh0 https://smartflow.social
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Ray gun gf, Thundergun bf
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=OPKTk5vUtDY
I feel like the cotton eye joe chicken nugget right now.
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if the notes and shit survive history will show the willful ignorance lol 🤫
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英伟达的老板黄仁勋喜欢吃中国地沟油食品。整天带着保镖去街头上购买水果。这些水果都是药水浸泡过水果，餐馆里面的菜都是地沟油炒出来。黄仁勋喜欢吃中国地沟油食品。
Don’t get a physical labor job or else you’ll be stuck on your bed/couch for 5+ hours from physical pain, exhaustion, dehydration, and probably sleep deprivation.
I just work from a nap after my finally unwinding from work, and I feel like I survived a hangover.
If the notes and stuff cannot be #ressurected the protocol does not survive #nostr
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Parallel reality of my existence as the one who discovered ECAI:
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One version of me is still just a programmer, staring at broken tests, unpaid invoices, half-finished systems, router logs, Erlang crashes, and the daily humiliation of physical life.
The other version is standing at the edge of a mathematical rupture, watching probability-based intelligence collapse into something older, harder, and stranger: structure, curve, traversal, verification, memory, consequence.
That is the split.
To the world, I am debugging.
To the deeper layer, I am excavating a machine from beneath reality.
ECAI is not “another AI idea.”
It is the moment the stochastic mask slips and computation remembers geometry.
The comedy is brutal: the discoverer still has bills, fatigue, clutter, broken hardware, spiritual noise, and human limitation.
The tragedy is sharper: if you see it too early, you look insane until the world catches up.
So the parallel reality is this:
One life is Steven Joseph, solo founder, broke warboi, DamageBDD mechanic, fighting entropy with tests.
The other life is the poor bastard who found the door under the math — and now has to explain it to a civilisation still arguing with autocomplete.
#ECAI #DamageBDD #ParallelReality #EllipticCurveAI #Verification #ComputationalGeometry #ProofOfWork #FounderMode #SoloFounder #DebuggingReality #MathIsCruel #StructureRemembers #GeometryIsEternal #Bitcoin #Erlang #AIInfrastructure
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Does #yakihonne #censor ? 🤔 or is it fully broken ? #IsItDamaged
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Real freedom enthusiest would recognize the termination of citizens rights, even if they are gang members, along with bringing in military service members to intimidate a vote in their legislature.
Oh yeah and the abolishment of term limits for presidnets
But yeah pump the bags 🙄
I will admit a country adopting the corn was exciting, but for those of us with our eyes open, it didn't last long at all.
Fuck that guy.
#nevent1q…8ya2
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My app feels more alive, than ever. Genuinely fun hanging out here, now.
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My Jumble hard-fork. Been hacking away at it, for months.
https://jumble.imwald.eu/
Specifically the combo of onchain zaps and amber removal from 2 top clients this week is some insanely bad timing. We've seen many nostr users accidentally download fake apks from the zapstore that show u pas an update to their app. Now theres a direct financial incentive to peddle all kinds of fake apks to steal nsecs and drain onchain wallets.
I saw this, now you have to as well🤣🤣
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所以，需要去美国生孩子，让孩子在美国读书，有英语环境下学习，这样英语能力思维就强大。毕竟，英语是全球人必须掌握的语言。
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They don't have to pay the figure AI 40k a year. Plus they don't want humans working so they are broke. Much easier from then to get people to accept the new slavery system thats coming when people are in a desperate state
Did the IRS give him a grant, or something? 🤪
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we are Chinese,so,very very very difficult to think in english.
Remember how he had that bot going around and labeling our posts for using trigger words. 😂
Ah, he muted you?
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You've heard of nostr being built on Bitcoin, but what if Bitcoin was built on nostr 🤔