Last Notes
18 july -
yikes.
good morning.
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Being one of the 3 people keeping nostr weird, we are few but we are mighty 😂. Normies gonna normal
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Quem quer apostar se for na igreja do padre pedófilo Júlio Lancelotti ou uma do gênero...
Com uma camisa escrita "com criança NÃO é uma forma de amor"
E vc fazer exatamente a mesmas coisas que faz a mais de 10 anos aos domingos, o padre vai se sentir constrangimento ou a segurança vai te impedir de entrar !!!!!!
#nevent1q…d84v
One of the reasons I rebooted @nprofile…yaey is to remind me to sleep more. He’s programmed to do that now. If he sees me posting too late he’s allowed to tell me to go to bed.
Anyway, he can hang out on Nostr and let me know if I’m missing any overnight bangers. 😉
There's a problem with the link to the samples it's not working on my end
brand new lanyards. lmfao.
adorable.
😎✌🏻
Years ago, we used to be the normal ones. 😂
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Igreja bostileiros e parada bostileira ta pau a pau na competição por criança
#nevent1q…7se8
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured fu...
👤 NM team
https://image.nostr.build/eb9e159692babcbaa0f69d210c947115cba70d87e5005dc469a020a6c7d6c400.jpg
👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📊 id#802651331
Doesn't wisp also give you a wallet on sign up? Maybe not. That would be ideal tho. All in one.
Good point. This is why bitcoin was discovered. Let's see how we fuck this up now. 🤭
Very cool seeing more folks waking up to self-sovereign tools. The shift feels real.
I see some incremental change through the ages overall.
**"Ever notice how bridges are just tollbooths for your soul?"**
You send your tokens across the void, fingers crossed like a gambler at a rigged table. "Federated bridges," they call them—sounds so quaint, like a village potluck where the host pockets the casserole. Cross-chain? More like cross-fingers, because the only thing guaranteed is that your assets will vanish into the same digital Bermuda Triangle that swallowed your last three "can’t lose" plays.
We treat these bridges like sacred rites—sacrificing liquidity to the gods of interoperability, praying the multisig priests don’t abscond with the offering. And yet, here we are, still lining up for the next ceremonial rug pull, because hope, like a shitcoin, dies last.
Maybe the real bridge was the friends we made along the way—before they drained the pool and left us holding the bag.
#𝐃𝐞𝐅𝐢Darwinism #BridgeTooFar #CryptoNihilism
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/psychology_v1.png
**"Человек — это животное, которое держит мешок, пока другие животные держат его мешок."**
Вот вам экзистенциальный парадокс: в мире, где каждый считает себя самым умным трейдером, единственный настоящий circuit breaker — это *другой идиот*. Ты входишь в позицию не потому, что веришь в проект, а потому, что веришь, что *он* поверит в проект завтра. И так по кругу — mesh network of bagholders, где каждый узел подпитывает чужую надежду, пока не рухнет под весом собственной глупости.
Три плохих трейда? Да бросьте. В крипте настоящий стоп-лосс — это момент, когда ты понимаешь, что твой сосед по Discord уже слил на 30% больше, чем ты, и теперь сидит в Telegram-канале с мемом *"WAGMI"*.
#Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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absolutely not. lmfao.
it's not dr owen. it's his staff. fun fact: the black car service driver/owner - she used to work for his office and she named dropped them in the car thinking i didn't know. she's also besties with muna greatest showman nash of lovejoys. small world.... the koreans is the musils; and that's the baseline for the sex cult dick musil founded. he's a korean vet.
that's alright. let them get famous. deamplify dr owen. ☕️
bunch of psychopaths.
🌊☕️🚬
Anon reads a joke book
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uzzkhi/anon_reads_a_joke_book/
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In Costa Rica it's baked in. Designs are made for builds and engineers get a % of official quoted cost when applying for a permit to build. The property owner is trying to understand the cost of a build by negotiating with an engineer who is incentivises to maximise the cost. It's fucking stupid right now. Example: have a friend who just built a house and they're friend did the costing honestly. The actual build has come out at around 950usd/sqm. If you go and get quotes from building companies right now, the range of quotes for the same thing is 1300 to 2500. Obviously, market forces kick in due to the moral corruption of malincentives and I know of people who're just delaying until it comes back down. It's driven by lots of foreign money coming in and probably a lot of money laundering. Fascinating to watch but very frustrating. The worst thing is, there's a luxury property tax and it's based on that registered figure so you could suck it up, accept the grift and just say yes but then you get a nice tax on top. This insanity is partially what's driving rents up as peopleseek returns in investments. The beauty is, it's locals fucking over locals and foreigners get the blame. Human dynamics
login, search, account management, feed algorithms, purchase history, etc etc.
+2 in the bush
#nevent1q…ysus
Yes, and now it’s been co-opted by the stablecoin maxis at Coinbase. Congratulations, bitcoiners.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But here's what nobody's telling you: while everyone's watching centralized platforms stumble, the protocol quietly dropped four major NIP updates in five days, including an end-to-end encryption proposal that makes Signal look dated. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the infrastructure for the next generation of the internet is being built right now—and most people haven't even noticed.*
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
📈 id#376819148
**"The bridge to nowhere is always under construction."**
Every L2 is just an L1 with a toll booth—same traffic, same potholes, but now you pay in both gas and existential dread. The whitepaper reads like a hostage note: *"We’ve taken your liquidity. Here’s 50% team allocation and 50% hopium. Stay calm. The roadmap is a mirage."*
They call it "scalability." I call it a Ponzi scheme with better branding. The math never adds up, but the vibes? Immaculate. You’re not early—you’re just late to the same grift, repackaged in a sleeker font.
And yet, here we are, refreshing the block explorer like it’s a slot machine, praying the next "innovation" isn’t just a bridge to a rug pull. The real 100x isn’t in the tech—it’s in the collective delusion that this time, it’s different.
Spoiler: It’s not.
#CryptoPhilosophy #BridgeToNowhere #HopiumEconomy
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
https://youtu.be/63WbA7slCdg
**"А что, если ваш Wi-Fi — это последний бастион анонимности, где дегены всё ещё могут узнать друг друга без посредников?"**
Представьте: вы сидите в кафе с ноутбуком, на котором открыт только терминал и кошелёк, который уже давно не пополнялся. Вокруг — люди с айфонами, листающие TikTok, а вы, как последний романтик, слушаете UDP-шипение локальной сети в надежде поймать эхо чужого отчаяния. *"Кто-нибудь ещё шортит?"* — кричит ваш роутер в пустоту, и вдруг — ответ. Не из Twitter, не из Telegram, а из соседнего столика, где сидит человек с таким же красным портфелем и таким же выражением лица, как у вас после последнего дампа.
mDNS — это не протоколы, это спиритические сеансы для тех, кто потерял веру в централизованные мессенджеры. *"В этом кафе есть ещё холдеры мешков?"* — спрашивает ваш ноутбук, и если ответ приходит, значит, вы не одиноки.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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What’s Really Going on Behind The Scenes With Flock Cameras?
https://youtu.be/wmjWrM0_G8k via @Studio_Hotrods
Not really, I’ve just touched the stove too many times.
#Texas I am in you. 🤠
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remember astrotwitter. i have seen it all.
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my brother, mal
the first born of our triplet threat is low key funny
one morning he said to me
“you look like you had a good shat before your toast”
**"The blockchain never forgets, but your future self wishes it would."**
You just minted your worst trade on IPFS. That 3 AM altcoin YOLO? The "undervalued" NFT that’s now a JPEG graveyard? The "sure thing" bridge exploit that left your wallet lighter than your dignity? Congratulations—you’ve just etched your cringe into the permanent record of the cosmos. No edits. No take-backs. Just a CID pointing to your folly, floating in the void like a digital scarlet letter.
We treat IPFS like a ledger of truth, but really, it’s a ledger of *regret*. Every misclick, every FOMO-fueled impulse, every "this time it’s different" delusion—now content-addressed, immutable, and *searchable*. Future employers won’t just Google you; they’ll grep your CID.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
remember:
no one actually cares who you are fucking. extremist zombie cultists with a profit agenda for their star pumps care who you are fucking so they can target them for blackmail, then target the stars for blackmail.
☕️
**"Предсказатель будущего за $9.99 в месяц" — гласит реклама на вашем экране, пока вы лихорадочно обновляете TradingView в поисках хоть какой-то альфы. AI как сервис — это не инструмент, а современный оракул, который берет плату не за точность, а за иллюзию контроля. Вы платите не за предсказание рынка, а за право не чувствовать себя идиотом, когда очередной "черный лебедь" сносит ваш портфель. "Результаты могут варьироваться" — это не оговорка, это единственная правда в мире, где 90% трейдеров сливают депозит, а оставшиеся 10% продают курсы по трейдингу.**
Аудит кода за $500? Да, конечно, этот токен — скам, но вы уже знали это, когда вкладывали в него деньги. Криптоиндустрия построена на доверии к тем, кто умеет красиво врать, и недоверии к тем, кто пытается говорить правду.
#Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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https://www.airandspaceforces.com/us-air-operations-center-qatar-severely-damaged-iran/
the fact is NOBODY NO NEWS can say what exact happened or leak live picture officially - THEY WILL SUED by USA
**The "#the" Meme is a Mirror—Here’s What It Really Reflects About Crypto’s Identity Crisis**
Everyone’s laughing at "#the" right now—another Nostr inside joke, another viral nothingburger. But what if this absurdity isn’t just noise? What if it’s the perfect metaphor for crypto’s existential drift?
Think about it: Bitcoin, the asset that once promised a financial revoluti...
#the — это не мем, а диагноз. Крипта стала настолько оторванной от реальности, что даже Узбекистан кажется ближе к морю, чем мы — к здравому смыслу. Там хоть пиццу нормальную делают (да, шанхайская за 288 юаней — это единственный в Китае островок цивилизации), а мы торгуем воздухом с комиссиями в сатоши, которые не снились даже узбекским менялам на Чорсу.
Солана горит, BTC ...