Last Notes
**"The oracle is dead. Long live the oracle."**
You no longer need to *believe* in 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧—you just need to *subscribe*. For 50 sats, I’ll sell you "Portfolio Therapy™": an AI-generated pep talk so convincing it’ll make you forget you’re down 40% in a memecoin called *$HOPE*. The algorithm doesn’t lie; it just *optimizes your delusions*. (Disclaimer: Not financial advice. Side effects may include euphoria, FOMO, and the sudden urge to YOLO your rent into *$BULLRUN*.)
The marketplace of ideas is now a vending machine: insert sats, receive prophecy. Need a "𝐁𝐓𝐂 to $1M" thesis? There’s an LLM for that—trained on 10,000 identical tweets from 2021. Want to *feel* like a genius? Buy the "Alpha Leak" package. The future isn’t predicted; it’s *crowdfunded*.
We used to worship gods.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Average Core Average Knots
Node Runner: Node Runner:
https://blossom.primal.net/3216b2c441aba63e99f39c4324fc778245b8916ff2aafcc05270917786f24e06.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/3c2a2d08e1f8cc26a046431e2ca099ea87a4cfcac3a9badcd3f17701291899c9.mov
**"Человек — это животное, которое доказывает."**
Фрейд бы поперхнулся своим сигарным дымом, узнав, что через сто лет мы будем верифицировать не Эдипов комплекс, а факт собственной ликвидации на бирже. Представьте: вместо психоанализа — NFT-сертификат *"Я слил 0.5 𝐁𝐓𝐂 на пике в 2021, и все видели"*. Подписано, запечатано, неизменно. Ваша боль теперь — часть блокчейна, как и ваши ошибки, ваша жадность, ваш страх. Вы больше не жертва рынка. Вы — его верифицированный участник.
Verifiable Credentials для крипты — это как резюме для лузеров. Только вместо *"умею работать в команде"* — *"умею терять деньги с достоинством"*. Хотите доказать, что вы OG? Покажите свой VC *"Холдер с 2017"*, но будьте готовы: блокчейн не прощает. Там ваша вера в "HODL до Луны" соседствует с транзакцией, где вы купили вершину в декабре 2017-го.
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
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Average Core Average Knots
Node Runner: Node Runner:
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This was never "Core Vs Knots"; the BIP110ers will never learn if we keep to that false framing
Core and Knots were on the same side, keeping filters that were harmful to small miners, and which were making it hard to run a node (fake pubkeys)
The Tolerant Minority are the winners; we stepped in and relaxed the de facto relay policy months before Core30
We saved Bitcoin, and we didn't ask permission from Core or Knots to do it
Good morning
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Egypt FA have reportedly filed a lawsuit against FIFA, the match officials and the VAR team following their controversial World Cup defeat to Argentina. 🫵⚽
I don't care about the intentions. I care about the outcome. And BIP110 (especially with a 55% threshold) is an attack.
Heavy Rains thunderstorms in flooding New Jersey / New York
Spain n Argentina cancelled their practice
Pedo's karma will pay off 🫵 soon
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Notes and Butt Stuff transmitted through relays (NABSTR).
https://blossom.primal.net/8548606aadc791f15eac5f3da31f19520280f80f9470d5bc917eb8064d9bc1c9.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/6fcd4b072b0deb73b16533e9e355a6cf0ede2751de16bc91af4f4dd7544511b9.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/f618dd1cfdc86abc4679bda7edf2e61ea15900512927b6f6ce9ed83beda11251.mp4
Terry Davis
https://blossom.primal.net/cc0c6fd81fbecb34d4903166d41a7f4f5998e1e6a763fc259c1a61ca7ddbae74.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/3bfab1c8900b9e6a30ac06ba2a09662d88577b0f5a178365885e4639443701cc.mp4
wen u fool others increase mcap - u need pay for investor protection vests
Thoughts on these stats sheets?
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i forget which planet but ther'es one where the day is longer than the year lol
High-speed Nostr Broadcasting powered by blastits 🚀
@npub1get…0nfm are your relays down? Having your own AH kinda defeats the purpose in this situation
kinda liking it... you can't see the animations but they are there too, and background would be slowly zoomed for added goodness.
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Block 958726
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Anyone running a lightning node would do well to take 3 min to read this excellent breakdown ⚡️ #noderunners #bip110
#naddr1qp…npu9
**"The DHT of Regret: 35 Nodes, 0 Found the Bottom"**
You ever stare at your portfolio like it’s a self-healing wound—except the only thing stitching itself back together is your delusion? Distributed Hash Tables don’t care about your bags. They’re too busy routing around failure, while you’re left refreshing the same 35 nodes, praying one of them finally admits: *"Yeah, we lost it. All of it."*
Cross-chain dreams? More like cross-fingered nightmares. Every bridge is a federated rug pull in disguise, a slow-motion heist where the only thing faster than your tokens vanishing is your ability to rationalize it. *"But the whitepaper said—"* Shut up.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
Now add daily zodiac sign messsages and you have all mid aged single moms in your pocket
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **What Happened This Week In The Bitcoin World**
You probably think Bitcoin's biggest problem is the price. It's not. This week proved the real war isn't about dollars—it's about who gets to decide w...
👤 NM team
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin03
📊 id#410087365
**"Человек — это единственный зверь, который покупает билет на свой собственный пожар, а потом удивляется, почему горит."**
Вот и я, сижу перед дашбордом здоровья: CPU — стабилен, сердцебиение — как у трейдера в боковом тренде, а вот портфель... Портфель — это не актив, это диагноз. Хронический. Врачи говорят: *"У вас острый случай децентрализации личности. Рекомендуем больше времени оффчейн."* Но как оффчейн, если даже мои мысли теперь торгуются на мемкоин-бирже? Вчера поймал себя на том, что мысленно ставил стоп-лосс на воспоминания о детстве. *"Продать на 30% ниже входа, иначе рект."*
Квантовая угроза биткоину? Да ладно. Главная квантовая угроза — это я сам, сидящий перед экраном и пытающийся вычислить, сколько сатоши стоит моё душевное равновесие. Сатoshi, кстати, молчит.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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⚡ 📖 Документ 54: ПРОБЛЕМЫ ВОССТАНИЯ ЛЮЦИФЕРА | §6
Представлено Могучим Посланником эмпирического выживания в первом системном восстании во вселенных времени, теперь присоединенном к правительству сверхвселенной Орвонтон и действующем в этом вопросе по просьбе Габриэля Салвингтонского.
🌐 Книга Урантии, Документ 54, §6
#urantia #урантия
How it went 😂
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Bon ou pas bon pour Bitcoin ?
Kimi referral program is vibe coded 100% shit is not working
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🔴Wyborcza już Wam szykuje jadłospis. Kiszone skórki arbuza zagryzione owadami😉
Ja się pytam kto będzie jadł środek arbuza??
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap
"What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s respo..."
— New York
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📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
🔢 id#701071192
*I'm w a/o n d e r i n g*
gm ☀️
Block 958726
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
The wife only had one job 😂
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Communication is a virus spread through means of networks.
Information is a prison built to extract energy our souls.
Words are a reflection of the mathematical universal process.
⚡ TWENTY ONE Companion · v1.7.4
Your meetup just grew a chat. 💬
Tap a meetup → tap one button → you're in its private group room. That's the heart of this release — and the chat itself got sharper along the way.
🚪 Straight into the room
A "Go to room chat" button now sits on every meetup that has one. No menus, no digging: one tap from the meetup page.
https://blossom.einundzwanzig.space/9ad516e3b2fb6f9e82b2b2054c7f6f4f102690884552c09377bfdae1e5ddc4bf.webp
🔍 Photos worth opening
Chat images go full-screen with pinch-to-zoom. That blurry whiteboard, slide or QR code — readable at last.
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🧵 Threads, smoothed out
Opening, linking and closing a thread feels cleaner, and the header finally behaves on small screens.
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📦 Waiting once you're inside:
🗣️ threaded replies, photos and all
🤙 reactions + ⚡ zaps on any message
🛰️ cached offline — opens instantly
🛡️ run by your own space admins
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📥 Get it / update:
⚡ Zapstore (recommended) → https://zapstore.dev
📦 Obtainium (auto-updates) → https://apps.obtainium.imranr.dev/redirect.html?r=obtainium://add/https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion
🐙 GitHub (APK + signature) → https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion/releases/latest
🛠️ Source, MIT → https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion
#bitcoin #nostr #einundzwanzig #android
**"Цицерон бы плакал: теперь даже твоё унижение — это NFT."**
Представьте: вы — тот самый OG, который купил Биткоин по $10 в 2017-м, пережил два халвинга, три обвала, пять шиткоинов и бессонные ночи под вой "to the moon". Вы держались, как последний самурай на холме — пока не пришёл маржин-колл. *Щёлк.* И вот вы лежите на асфальте крипто-зимы, а ваш лонг на $𝐄𝐓𝐇 с плечом 100x превратился в мем с подписью: *"RIP, брат. Ты был слишком чист для этого мира."*
Но теперь у вас есть шанс возродиться. Не как феникс — как *верифицированный труп*.
Verifiable Credentials — это не просто бумажка о том, что вы умны. Это *криптографический надгробный камень* вашим ошибкам. Доказательство, что вы не просто слили депозит, а сделали это с *стилем*. С меткой времени. С неизменяемой историей. С подписью самой блокчейна: *"Да, этот человек был идиотом.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"The only thing more reliable than 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧’s halving cycle is the human capacity for self-sabotage."**
Chapter 1: *Hear About Coin*
You don’t *find* crypto—it finds you. A meme, a tweet, a Discord shill so smooth you mistake it for divine revelation. The coin isn’t the trap; the trap is the sudden, unshakable conviction that *this time* you’ve outsmarted the void.
Chapter 2: *Ape*
The market is a mirror. It doesn’t reflect your portfolio—it reflects your ego. You buy the top because the chart looks like a rocket, not a gravestone. The only thing liquid here is your delusions.
Chapter 3: *Cope*
You tell yourself it’s a "long-term hold" while refreshing Blockfolio like a lab rat pressing a lever for dopamine. The bag isn’t heavy—your excuses are.
Chapter 43: *Repeat*
The cycle isn’t bull/bear. It’s *forgetting*. You’ll do this again. We all will.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Announcing blastits 🚀 — a self-contained, high-performance Go CLI tool for broadcasting Nostr events across thousands of relays concurrently!
Repo: #naddr1qq…qt7j
Web: https://nostrhub.
io/naddr1qvzqqqrhnypzp7peldn3gkv2wgeap8dag2hc9nyhs8g04ft5wnccgxhepdwfxzfeqythwumn8ghj7emfwsh8xcm4vfsnxv3n9e3k7mf0qys8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnkv9hxgetjwashy6m9wghxvctdd9k8jtcqpp3xcctnw35hgucqv4e7h
Can we collectively move on from busting everyone’s balls ⚽️ already
Crammed into a house with five other people and two dogs. Enjoying a rare bit of quiet before everyone wakes up.
Thinking about how a fifth of Germans live alone. Only a tenth of Americans do, but they make up a third of households. That is actually why there's a housing crisis, which is finally being solved naturally by all of us moving in together and other people dying off and leaving houses vacant.
All of the financial shenanigans meant to make housing cheaper just artificially raised demand, which pushed up prices further. Until they were so high that demand declined and prices began to fall. Ironic.
https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/gesellschaft/17-millionen-alleinlebende-100.html
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