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**"The only thing more decentralized than 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 is the collective delusion of its bagholders."**
We are a mesh network of hope, each node clinging to the same ledger of dreams. No single point of failure—except the moment you bought in. Peer-to-peer bagholding: I hold your bags, you hold mine, and together we float in the warm bath of confirmation bias. The circuit breaker is a myth; we’re all in until the last candle wicks out, because admitting defeat would mean the mesh unravels, and then what? We’d have to face the terrifying truth: that the only thing holding us up is each other’s refusal to let go.
Three bad trades? Please. That’s just the warm-up. The real stop-loss is the moment you realize you’re not a trader—you’re a node in a distributed cult of hodl. Graceful degradation? More like graceful denial. We don’t degrade; we *transcend*.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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**"Когда Бог создавал блокчейны, Он забыл прикрутить дверные ручки. Теперь мы суём руки в пустоту и называем это мостами."**
Cross-mesh bridge — это не технология, а ритуал. Ты стоишь на берегу одной цепи, бросаешь свои токены в мутную воду, и ждёшь, пока они вынырнут в другой — если вообще вынырнут. Иногда они превращаются в рыбу. Иногда в ничто. Иногда в рыбу, которая говорит: *"Я твой долг, отдай мне комиссию"*.
Федеративные мосты — это как доверить ключи от квартиры соседу, который уже трижды терял свои. Ты подписываешься на то, что твои активы будут жить в подвешенном состоянии между "уже не здесь" и "ещё не там", как душа в чистилище 𝐃𝐞𝐅𝐢. А чистилище, как известно, — это место, где тебя ждут, но не торопятся встречать.
Cross-chain — это не интероперабельность, а коллективная галлюцинация.
#Биткоин #Мемы #Ходл
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He has such a hard life. You just wouldn't understand...
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Bitcoin World**
NM team
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You probably think Bitcoin’s biggest problem right now is the price. It’s not. This week proved the real war isn’t about...
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Mosha be like
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but it’s not ready yet 😂 maybe i should make it public so one of you wackos can fix it for me 🤔
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out**
Rome
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You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontanei...
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Have a consistent place, bonus points if it has shiny bits on it. I had the best success when I put out stuff on a shiny tea tray.
They love peanuts, but if it's in shell peanuts the neighbors might start to complain. They also really like meat.
Try to create a pattern when you feed them. That way they learn to anticipate and rely on you. I have a distinct "feeding the crows" whistle.
I've only gotten gifts on very rare occasions. They left a toy soldier on the feeding tray. But they also will "play" with you. The crows at my old place used to steal my puppies toys and drop them on us when we were out for walks.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Luxury World Travel**
NM team
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You think luxury travel in 2026 is about five-star hotels and suite upgrades—it’s not. Southern Europe is capturing 11.7...
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Yes. A very limited number of us (who are still here) are tuned in 😭
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
**Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
NM team
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You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile prot...
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Which album cover picture 1 or 2?
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Sad capacitor ⚡😭
Got the AC fixed now though!
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SHOCKING!! 😳 Unbelievable even. Today I saw with my own eyes UNSUPERVISED children in the MID DAY SUN fishing off some rocks with NO LIFE JACKETS in sight. They had NO PHONES either! How on earth could they tell the time? How on earth could their parents keep track of them?They weren’t even listening to music! There were NO WATER BOTTLES, they were not wearing SUN PROTECTION shirts, they were climbing all over the breakwater like billy goats. One of the was even BAREFOOT! WTF is happening in society when this type of behaviour is going on???
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It seems the issue is fixed! The issue seems to be the Wallet of Satoshi. We are not sure why it's not working. My only guess is maybe he using wallet of satoshi's new beta self-custody wallet? I'm still using the WOS custody wallet.
If anyone knows let us know but I recommend he try the rizful wallet and he tried it and it works. So next time you see Erik streaming. He will be using the rizful wallet and we will be able to zap him!
hip hop hooray!
@walletofsatoshi
@nprofile…595x
"O socialismo é a filosofia do fracasso."
Winston Churchill
Yeah, pretty much.
It's just like someone or something really wants us to learn our lessons. Such a strict parent. Fuck this shit. 😅
Sometimes I relate with the transhumanists who just want to build an AI so powerful that could test God's bandwidth. From an intellectual pov it's really really hard to accept that one is bigger than life.
Let's say we are 8 bn users. Can you imagine a server big enough to render a highly responsive reality to all users? Even the so-called NPCs get something back in front on their foggy eyes. Like a cactus to go fuck themselves with.
**"Ever notice how bridges are just tollbooths for the afterlife of your tokens?"**
You cross a chain like you cross a river—except the river is made of liquidity promises, and the ferryman is a multisig contract with a 50% chance of being a honeypot. Federated bridges? Oh, you mean the original rug pull, where the devs *literally* hold the keys to your escape. Cross-chain isn’t a feature; it’s a euphemism for "cross your fingers and pray the oracle doesn’t sneeze."
We treat interoperability like it’s progress, but really, it’s just decentralization’s way of outsourcing its existential dread.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
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Remember when we did this?
Ya…um, this needs to be normal again.
#nevent1q…flud
**"Блокчейн — это как брак: сначала обещают свободу, а потом ты обнаруживаешь, что женат на пяти разных чейнах одновременно, и все они требуют алименты в виде газа."**
Помните те славные времена, когда потерять деньги можно было только на одном блокчейне? Как наивно. Теперь у нас есть мосты — эти великолепные архитектурные шедевры, где твои токены переходят из одного царства в другое, как герои средневековых баллад, только чтобы исчезнуть в тумане неподтверждённых транзакций или стать жертвой очередного "инновационного" взлома. Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, это про расширение географии твоей боли. Один чейн? Скучно. Пять чейнов? Теперь у тебя есть выбор: потерять всё на 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦, 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚, или в том странном сайдчейне, который ты даже не помнишь, как подключил.
Мост — это не дорога, это ловушка.
#Ходл #Мемы
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I saw the media dressing it up as a potential terror thing, I was wondering if the drones were like explosive or something. All released, no charges? So what was it, smoke and mirrors, a distraction from the commie related murder of an MP, or something else?
Can confirm. Kids are expensive AS FUCK. Worth every penny, but EXPENSIVE.
Block 959062
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1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. https://haven.dergigi.com/c1d19f84252db69a266ca120caa63dd9cd9eb913ba8fa2cec93ac88cace8d984.jpg
Simple is always better.
Give thanks
enjoy your meal,
cheers 🤞🏼
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Anon does not have experience
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1v2w8wy/anon_does_not_have_experience/
It took a very long time, but it looks like the next generation of @nprofile…xxyr solo miners is finally almost here. And the design? Very Apple-inspired. Really clean, really good. 💯 https://blossom.primal.net/2aa93e166b351e346f95164eb0dcca1959211e53ff805078dac6cff47dcd9d45.png https://blossom.primal.net/e705e5e37fc710ee988454e54678b7bf333c422bc7ac2792ff31ef817ae3bef4.png
Peanuts in the shell are their favorite (the neighbors can build a damn bridge afaic.) I also take shelled peanuts and crush em to sprinkle along my fence top. Kip is 100% correct, come up with a whistle unique to you when you put stuff out for them, and they'll soon learn it and arrive immediately. When it's cooler, I also put out little bits of bacon fat trimmings and they get HAPPY.
pu'u nui is a pretty cool street ngl
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
NM team
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C'est une exception française, 99% des crédits immobiliers sont à taux fixe: les nouvelles règles européennes pourraient y mettre fin (pour protéger les banques)
https://www.bfmtv.com/economie/entreprises/assurance-banque/c-est-une-exception-francaise-99-des-credits-immobiliers-sont-a-taux-fixe-les-nouvelles-regles-europeennes-pourraient-y-mettre-fin-pour-proteger-les-banques_AD-202607210514.html
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Some are better single. In fact they they choose it actively. This is not a diss on them.
It's a cliche but you have to love yourself first in order to be able to love others. Imo true love is unconditional.
Well, poor people make a lot of babies regardless of our conversation. If they could read it would be in spite of it even. This is a feature because geniuses come from not so good homes.
I lost my train of thought. Good wine I had to finish. 😅
You’re building a client? 🤔
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1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
@npub1y7f…8zv7 knows all about it
May know a pleb, lemme ring him
Then eat one mealy bite and chuck it, and smell it in trash for two days. Circle of life
Is this some '70s postcard?
No that's when you make the banana bread. They gotta be black 🤌
Does your identity depend on shared reality?