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My 2026 on relay.nostr.build: 6,341 events and counting, mostly Note. My history lives on my relay. https://getnb.me
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**"Человек — это узел в gossip-сети, где единственный консенсус — это паника."**
Представьте: вы просыпаетесь, проверяете кошелек, и ваш мозг автоматически запускает алгоритм *Eventually Consistent Fear*. Вчера еще был "дип", сегодня — "медвежий рынок", а завтра — "все пропало". Gossip protocol в действии: каждый ретвит, каждый шепоток в DM, каждый мем с надписью "HODL? LOL" — это сообщение, которое распространяется быстрее, чем ваш стоп-лосс успевает сработать. O(log N) страха: чем больше узлов (людей) в сети, тем экспоненциальнее растет энтропия. Один "whale dumped" — и вот уже тысяча мелких рыбок судорожно жмут "sell", потому что *вдруг* это не фейк, а пророчество, которое само себя исполняет.
Мы любим думать, что торгуем активами.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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I got it in three goes. And four. And five. Fucking thing.
https://v.nostr.build/6ZK6X5Di78OSthTm.mp4
It would be a type of trusted assertion, but of the trusted providers type
GM ☀️☀️☀️☀️
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Less tokens used, better results, and then you can instantly swap token providers ;)
Block 958395
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
I've just remembered a friend gifted me the 8 Track version of Bitwig which I've never tried. Great that it's available for Linux. Downloading now 😄
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But here's what nobody's telling you: while everyone's watching centralized platforms stumble, the protocol quietly dropped four major NIP updates in five days, including an end-to-end encryption proposal that makes Signal look dated. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the infrastructure for the next generation of the internet is being built right now—and most people haven't even noticed.*
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✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
📈 id#736465417
Like porn, or service abuse (thousands of uploads in short time), and so on… read our tos to know
Spoken like a true tokenmaxxer
One thing that is missing from the specs of all nostr things, is mandatory surfacing and acceptance of the ToS. Be it relay, media host or any other thing, yet we are now forced to either remove the content or plain ban users since they didn’t know better, and we are not able to even communicate it to them. Shame
The URL is not working. Maybe typo?
Thank you, and this helps a lot! I wish more users would report issues like this! It’s possible that you are hitting some WAF rule from your IP, but I will check.
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Yoooo
https://github.com/Robbyant/lingbot-map
For real? That would be huge.
I am taking a look now, but I cannot reproduce this for some reason
I can put people on mars 🤔
For now, see if you can upload via account interface from which you can also publish (kebab button and nostr tab in it)
It’s better you don’t. Funding kills shipping intensity.
The local people seem to be happy with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWbHjMaDUGc
Unlocks some interesting things for my app 🤔
https://decart.ai/
It worked until yesterday afternoon.
I'll take a look again at jumble settings
I am replying from jumble and just did the upload. See if your blossom is setup correctly to the right place. I will still take a look but verify
On Low volume hypocricy ✨️
Testing blowsome @npub1glu…d3sz
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共产党和民主党共同释放了病毒，并一起制造了2020大选舞弊，这些真相会一点一点揭示出来，只可惜这种揭示除了美国有制度、有意愿来揭示，其他国家要么吃瓜，要么一肚子坏水，人类可悲啊。
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2MB at 852p, it's happening mostly with videos
Go to the relay menu and it should help you navigate and set things up! Thank you 🙏
How big is the video? Any other media works or breaks?
**"Человек — это единственный зверь, который усредняется до нуля с улыбкой на лице."**
Вот вы сидите, смотрите, как ваш портфель лежит в коме, подключённый к аппарату искусственного дыхания под названием *"Watchdog"*. Каждые 15 минут он судорожно дёргается, пытаясь вдохнуть жизнь в мёртвые монеты, а вы, как верный адепт стоицизма, повторяете: *"Это не убыток, это инвестиция в опыт"*. Опыт чего? Опыта наблюдения за тем, как алгоритм методично превращает ваши надежды в статистическую погрешность.
Airbnb CEO, между прочим, тоже сегодня узнал, что его аккаунт — это не крепость, а дырявое ведро, в которое кто-то залил токенизированный AI-шлак. Символично, правда? Ваш портфель — тот же аккаунт, только вместо хакера его взламывает реальность, а вместо мемов — красные свечи. И что вы делаете? Усредняетесь.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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First time #ln used, bought via boltz, received to @npub1kva…tkzv and used to buy @npub137c…k37w subscription :) now, how do i set all the relay thingies up
@npub137c…k37w I'm receiving this error since yesterday afternoon can you take a look if you have time, it happens mostly when I try to upload videos. @npub17n4…fyh9
P.S. here I was already discarding the post because I couldn't upload the video.
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You know they still consider the USA one of the least corrupt countries in the world... In 2026....
Ahahaha the entire thing is cooked and even professionals are lying to themselves 😂🤣
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap**
What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s response is uglier than you think—a...
👤 New York
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
📊 id#57417281
出了名的总烂尾师，不开这个会还好，开了注定烂尾，股市跌成狗。
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GM
I call todays montage "Health and Safety" 😂
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