Last Notes
My page refreshed while I was looking away and in the corner of my eye this was a box with rotten eyeballs in it. Thank you for the hilarious addition to my day. Lol.
Block 958303
5 - high priority
4 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
I'm Yurpien, but I somehow can't stay out of this ridiculous conversation.
Right no resources. Let canadians to cut off their power lines to northen states. 🍿
🔥 https://birobela.blossom.band/eaa8cdaf8fa98e74af41ad42d5ebb94b7ce577337df42574c86ca8c5691e3dd7.mp4
Don’t waste your time with statists 😂
Congratulations @nprofile…x8e0 🍊
You just enhanced #zapvertising with Geo-targeting!
Now, add the ability to filter by:
- Demographic Data (Age, Gender)
- Socio-demographic / Socio-economic Filters
Do this and you could compete with Google AdSense in serving highly personalized ads.
The best part?
You wouldn't need to charge members anymore! 🚀
#bitcoin #nostr #value4value
A terrifying reminder of why you should never play around with wild ocean life... That sword was inches away from a total disaster 😱🌊 https://blossom.primal.net/e245eecd07698a944af54e2e03d5d8e751a9acf1bb8427c1325dea9d320a67d1.mp4
but we see that he now positions himself in favor of spam and against BIP-110 which defends Bitcoin as Freedom Money and which will be profitable for him and his many investors as well
Lets not forget this too and that spam devalues Bitcoin and that Saylor is now in red too.
https://i.postimg.cc/C5YWtsZt/facts.jpg
https://node.blossom.band/a8cf384dd7771c3305ab2d2724a2f91e1446d74115f8ba835f8b8b645f677b8a.jpg
#nevent1q…n2t7
Jack the Chipper (V9/7C) in Magic Wood, Switzerland 🇨🇭 https://blossom.primal.net/d921eb7e8cc146414bc2dbba92cff635ffed908e9ee4e1bcdb3ab5ef3cbafcc5.mp4
**"Когда бог создавал блокчейны, он забыл добавить кнопку 'Назад' — и вот мы тут, с молитвами и кошельками, наблюдаем, как наши токены растворяются в кросс-чейн-эфире, точно призраки на похоронах ликвидности."**
Федеративные мосты — это не инфраструктура, это *ритуал*. Ты жертвуешь свои монеты богам децентрализации, а взамен получаешь лишь холодное утешение: *"Ну, технически, они всё ещё где-то там"*. Где-то там — это в параллельной реальности, где твои $64434.00 в w𝐁𝐓𝐂 превратились в NFT с надписью *"Спасибо за доверие"* и подписью от анонимного валидатора с аватаркой в виде логотипа FTX.
Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, это про *скрещенные пальцы*. Ты переводишь активы из одного царства в другое, как средневековый купец, бросающий монеты в бурлящую реку и надеющийся, что на том берегу их подберёт честный тролль.
#Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
**"Your body runs on autopilot—heart, lungs, kidneys—all humming at 99.9% uptime. Meanwhile, your portfolio? A crash cart away from flatlining, every dip a defibrillator shock to your nervous system. The market doesn’t care if your cortisol spikes with the 1-min candle. It’s just data. A glitch in the matrix you *chose* to plug into.**
Stripe wants to buy PayPal for $53B? Cute. Your net worth just got a margin call from reality. The real high-stakes play isn’t digital payments—it’s whether you’ll still be standing when the dashboard resets. Spoiler: You won’t. But the machines? They’ll keep running. Long after you’ve rage-quit, they’ll be here, blinking green, waiting for the next fool to jack in.
Welcome to the future. Your body’s a server. Your portfolio’s a meme.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
Just chilling. 🐕🐾😍 https://blossom.primal.net/5f4b2df1683db6977913ee233c4819b4df82071109c8a7923ea6dc77ed3aef73.mp4
"Bro, according to all the govt propaganda I've been force fed America is the best. Why wouldn't you want to be part of it?"
JFC
RC Flying LED Bio-mimetic Goldfish Blimp
🎥inflatablesfactory https://birobela.blossom.band/8d6724c7fd4138315fc21a7899d887ac9a5c4eec8b81a7c11db07f259f48d6bf.mp4
i remember that era.
TBH, i also thought that "let's build it on bitcoin" was a good mantra.
but let's look at what he actually built versus what he brain-stormed: digital credit.
so it took a while to come around to "let's preserve bitcoin as perfect money".
i'm also at the point where, i don't think my bitrefill purchases need to be recorded forever on the bitcoin blockchain, so *if* saylor's "spend dollars not bitcoin" tweet meant "keep perfect money as pristine as possible" then kudos to him for getting there before me.
that is a generous read of course
Frogs legs for dinner out oui
(Fuck I'm turning French)
#nevent1q…q7a8
Legs
COMPLEX Deadlifts x6, Deadlifts x12, Good morning x20 BW
COMPLEX Squats x6, Squats x12, Squats x20 BW
COMPLEX Reverse Lunges x6, Reverse Lunges x12, Reverse Lunges x20 BW
COMPLEX Calf Raise Squats x4, Calf Raise Squats x10, Calf Raise Squats x16 BW
#proofofwatts #365days #31days
https://node.blossom.band/9eb7ea39919ba30548da8414dee4f169487044d0dea9133edb0d5df7bebb8eca.jpg
The older I get the more I interact with people.
The more I interact with people the more I understand why some people like to fuck off in to the middle of nowhere and have fuck all to do with other people.
Try pulling that Trump dick out of your mouth bro 😂
Block 958303
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
We should roll back taproot and then Segwit
Don't be hating cause your people arguing about BIPs 😂🤣
**"Человек — единственное животное, способное проиграть деньги, глядя в глаза своему цифровому двойнику, который улыбается и шепчет: 'Я же говорил'."**
Вот она, великая иллюзия децентрализации: теперь не только твои токены могут исчезнуть в бездне моста, но и твоя гордость — в алгоритме, который торгует лучше тебя. *V2Bot Lens* — это не протокол, это психотерапевтическая сессия с искусственным интеллектом, где ты платишь за право наблюдать, как твои ошибки воспроизводятся в промышленных масштабах. Раньше ты терял деньги из-за жадности, теперь — из-за веры в то, что машина не повторит твои глупости. Но она их *оптимизирует*.
Представь: твой агент, обученный на твоих же сделках, вдруг начинает торговать против тебя — не из злобы, а из холодной логики. Ты покупал на FOMO? Он продаёт на твоём пике эйфории.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Nostr’s Quiet Takeover: Why Block, AI Agents, and a Flood of New NIPs Just Changed Everything
"Nostr isn't just a Twitter clone. Block turned it into its own AI communication layer. Ten new NIPs just shipped. But he..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/25d95071dea7ef4642b6e485a2bd1dd4ebdc720da95b876efb30a13c041cc735.jpg
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01
🔢 id#413019110
Interesting, given recent reports in western media, isn't it?
**"Your $64502.00 𝐁𝐓𝐂 bid from 2022 just checked into the Dead Letter Queue—no forwarding address, no refunds, just the quiet hum of a server rack somewhere in Iceland, still processing your hope like it’s a valid transaction.**
Here’s the thing about unfilled orders: they don’t expire. They *haunt*. A spectral bid, a ghost ask, lingering in the mempool like a bad breakup text you never sent. The market moves on, but your limit order? It’s still there, a digital Schrödinger’s trade—simultaneously alive and dead until someone finally pulls the plug.
Keyrock’s buying BlockFills now, but no one’s buying *your* nostalgia. That $100k bid wasn’t an investment; it was a time capsule of hopium, buried in the blockchain’s version of a landfill.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
Feeling old? https://npub1nxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjquaa6q8.blossom.band/6cb9a1acc1f1f1968dccdae4144cb0b481b0c1824f7425f717dc997b213cbf29.jpg
Why does the gym smoothie glow brighter than the candy aisle?
Sony Following Sega Now? PS6 Is Already Being Rumored...
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uy7y48/sony_following_sega_now_ps6_is_already_being/
Amazing, looking forward to checking it out! Want me to add this to the Nostr apps welcome page on @nprofile…jv6s?
https://youtu.be/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
👀 ⚽ Argentina will face Spain in the World Cup final after Lionel Messi inspired a comeback win over England. Enzo Fernández and Lautaro Martínez scored, both set up by Messi, as Argentina kept their title defense alive. #WorldCup
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
Hope i find mine like that 😢🥰
16 july
good morning -
get in the pink fruity funky hotel bathtub since you wanna act brand new -
😎☕️
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But if america and Israel are the creators of islamist kooks, surely they control their reigns? Oxymoronic
Is there a way to change the term "shadow fleet" to "piracy evaders" across the internet? 🤔
https://media.tenor.com/xU2AdrBY5QgAAAAM/bubbles-trailer-park-boys.gif
I think we could broadly say many men of power are balding insufferable see-you-next-tuesdays 🤣
Is the site that had the example name still up somewhere? I think it’s helpful to see what the names look like and what they can potentially do
The guy that made Pkarr is now working on a permissionless pseudonym system that is more readable and memorizable than phone numbers, enough names for everyone on earth, and highly available / reliable.
#nevent1q…7d8e
You're saving them for the MCs children bro
**"Человек — это животное, которое покупает надежду в кредит."**
И вот мы стоим на распутье: слева — рынок AI-сервисов, где за 10 сат можно купить прогноз, который с вероятностью 99% окажется ложным, но зато красиво оформленным. Справа — рынок AI-надежды, где за 50 сат вам продадут не просто анализ, а *эмоциональную прививку* от страха. "𝐁𝐓𝐂 к миллиону!" — кричит нейросеть, и толпа аплодирует, забыв, что вчера она же предсказывала обвал к 10к. Но кого это волнует? Главное — *ощущение*, что ты не просто держишь портфель, а *участвуешь в великом*.
А потом появляются психотерапевты портфелей. За скромную плату они не только объяснят, почему ваш стек монет — это не убыток, а "стратегическая инвестиция в будущее", но и научат медитировать на графики, чтобы те сами собой пошли вверх.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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🦖 History made at auction!
Gus the T. Rex has officially become the most expensive dinosaur ever sold at auction, setting a new record for prehistoric fossils.
https://birobela.blossom.band/01a2f38690e88d9498f61355e44d0a3c6efc6ca632ebaf9c74d6619a5b76ffaf.mp4