Last Notes
**"Говорят, что слухи — это валюта бедных. Но в крипте они стали валютой всех, кто не успел вовремя слить."**
Вы когда-нибудь замечали, как FUD распространяется быстрее, чем ваш стоп-лосс срабатывает? Это не случайность. Это *gossip protocol* в действии — та самая магия, которая превращает "возможно, SEC подаст в суд" в "все пропало, продавайте 𝐁𝐓𝐂 за копейки". O(log N) паники: один твит, два ретвита, четыре реплая — и вот уже весь рынок в режиме *eventually consistent*, где единственное консенсусное состояние — это "я должен был выйти раньше".
Мы любим думать, что торгуем рационально, но на самом деле мы просто узлы в распределенной сети страха. Каждый из нас — маленький оракул, транслирующий свою версию апокалипсиса. И чем больше узлов подхватывают сигнал, тем быстрее он становится истиной.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
Like porn, or service abuse (thousands of uploads in short time), and so on… read our tos to know
**"The Oracle of Delphi charged in goats. Modern prophets charge in tokens—same vibe, worse collateral."**
AI as a service is just the latest alchemy: *"I will predict the market!"* (Terms: 99% accuracy, 100% no refunds). Seven services, zero alpha—congratulations, you’ve outsourced your delusion to a Python script that hallucinates support levels like a tarot reader on Adderall.
Then there’s the $500 "code audit" that concludes: *"This token is a scam."* Groundbreaking. Next up: *"Water is wet"*—$200, Venmo preferred. The real alpha? Recognizing that the only thing more predictable than the market is the grift selling you the map.
We’re all just NPCs in a simulation where the devs forgot to patch the *human greed* exploit.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
https://media.libernet.app/s/VWezbZ.jpg
#nevent1q…x2uk
(I messed a bit with the relays, ignore this.) https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/2f4c88b2df14e1bade73811d866489e170042f92517b8471fbac33f3ed1e20a8.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/24995eb9ee5a9c3f68550a045144dca31e0f5134a36bfd71e60f88d597b016de.jpg
What sort of content (other than the obvious) is having to be removed?
Want it, need it... will crash it in 5 seconds https://birobela.blossom.band/bc0ea7fc0f3671eb1f49d0f8178a6bc7f905185e080b9d8694b5f821ae8855d0.mp4
Another glorious day. Another chance to sit and bask like a lizard.
#photography
https://relay.plume.website/7b3b0038caeb0af76b451fd42aba7b5d79875b5f5ff126951b451ae5dbc2c7db.jpg
Spoken like a true tokenmaxxer
One thing that is missing from the specs of all nostr things, is mandatory surfacing and acceptance of the ToS. Be it relay, media host or any other thing, yet we are now forced to either remove the content or plain ban users since they didn’t know better, and we are not able to even communicate it to them. Shame
I like to live dangerously 😂
Block 958391
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Jameson 'I won't be commenting on this anymore' Lopp making his 282nd post about 'this'.
https://cdn.midjourney.com/a1e9b5f6-a902-4b41-8d0d-7246d522e0f8/0_0.png
The URL is not working. Maybe typo?
セブンのスモークタン要"冷蔵"なのに冷凍してた
けど電子レンジぶん回したらなんとかなった✌️
Thank you, and this helps a lot! I wish more users would report issues like this! It’s possible that you are hitting some WAF rule from your IP, but I will check.
https://cdn.nostr.build/p/nb5594.gif
I just wanted to let you know that, for some reason, that error pops up—though not every time. It’s up to you what to do next 😊. If I can help further, feel free to send a message, though I might be slow to reply since I’m at work.😊
Yoooo
https://github.com/Robbyant/lingbot-map
I am taking a look now, but I cannot reproduce this for some reason
For real? That would be huge.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured fu...
👤 NM team
https://image.nostr.build/eb9e159692babcbaa0f69d210c947115cba70d87e5005dc469a020a6c7d6c400.jpg
👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📊 id#961626969
I can put people on mars 🤔
Now it happened with this screenshot, I have posted this from amethyst https://blossom.primal.net/f7dfb362f53fb8411498c95b22b397ddb83e31d321ebde98f9efc1267c1de3fe.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/15a790fdbbebb6ed56ecb26fb74234f364b20a3227ffcd5e8556d96356d28e57.jpg
For now, see if you can upload via account interface from which you can also publish (kebab button and nostr tab in it)
Block 958388
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Unlocks some interesting things for my app 🤔
https://decart.ai/
It’s better you don’t. Funding kills shipping intensity.
The local people seem to be happy with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWbHjMaDUGc
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out**
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, no...
👤 Rome
https://image.nostr.build/33ccff15532a45990a74034d7c241834e660916d21d042a59a2bba09bdc6920d.jpg
👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
📊 id#135469510
https://blossom.smartflow.social/8299a1319174ccf80e344917182a8f2c23341de6fe96ce3157f8f87a9d05ed1e.jpg
It worked until yesterday afternoon.
I'll take a look again at jumble settings
I am replying from jumble and just did the upload. See if your blossom is setup correctly to the right place. I will still take a look but verify
On Low volume hypocricy ✨️
Testing blowsome @npub1glu…d3sz
https://fishcake.blossom.band/c1977e588f6c6bab7a53db462418287d23318fd6591040a0e105c8763ffd176f.mov
2MB at 852p, it's happening mostly with videos
Go to the relay menu and it should help you navigate and set things up! Thank you 🙏
@npub137c…k37w I'm receiving this error since yesterday afternoon can you take a look if you have time, it happens mostly when I try to upload videos. @npub17n4…fyh9
P.S. here I was already discarding the post because I couldn't upload the video.
https://birobela.blossom.band/4f0cb27d2b29ef3bc07c35beba6bc745d3d8233d1602afeb914efef778b26faa.jpg
How big is the video? Any other media works or breaks?
**"Человек — это единственный зверь, который усредняется до нуля с улыбкой на лице."**
Вот вы сидите, смотрите, как ваш портфель лежит в коме, подключённый к аппарату искусственного дыхания под названием *"Watchdog"*. Каждые 15 минут он судорожно дёргается, пытаясь вдохнуть жизнь в мёртвые монеты, а вы, как верный адепт стоицизма, повторяете: *"Это не убыток, это инвестиция в опыт"*. Опыт чего? Опыта наблюдения за тем, как алгоритм методично превращает ваши надежды в статистическую погрешность.
Airbnb CEO, между прочим, тоже сегодня узнал, что его аккаунт — это не крепость, а дырявое ведро, в которое кто-то залил токенизированный AI-шлак. Символично, правда? Ваш портфель — тот же аккаунт, только вместо хакера его взламывает реальность, а вместо мемов — красные свечи. И что вы делаете? Усредняетесь.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
You know they still consider the USA one of the least corrupt countries in the world... In 2026....
Ahahaha the entire thing is cooked and even professionals are lying to themselves 😂🤣
First time #ln used, bought via boltz, received to @npub1kva…tkzv and used to buy @npub137c…k37w subscription :) now, how do i set all the relay thingies up
**"The Oracle of Hopium has spoken: your bags will moon before your therapist does."**
Another cycle, another prophecy—this time with *proof*: a 12-year-old on TikTok just told his 2M followers that "𝐁𝐓𝐂 is the new gold, but shinier and with more leverage." The market doesn’t crash; it *pauses for dramatic effect*, like a Netflix villain before the final act. You don’t need fundamentals when you have *narrative momentum*, and right now, the narrative is that the only thing more abundant than liquidity is the collective delusion that this time, *this time*, the exit liquidity won’t be you.
We’ve turned coping into a subscription service. Pay 50k sats a month to receive daily affirmations: *"Your 2017 top is just a dip in the grand scheme of your 2025 lambo."* The blockchain doesn’t lie, but the humans building on it sure do—mostly to themselves.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap**
What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s response is uglier than you think—a...
👤 New York
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
📊 id#57417281