Last Notes
Block 959634
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"Бог создал блокчейны, а дьявол — мосты между ними."**
Представьте: вы стоите на краю пропасти, в одной руке — ваш драгоценный токен, в другой — хрупкая веревка из смарт-контрактов, натянутая над бездной. На той стороне — обещанный рай кросс-чейна, где ликвидность течет рекой, а комиссии исчезают, как слезы в дождь. Вы делаете шаг… и веревка рвется. Не потому, что она была слабой — а потому, что кто-то заранее смазал ее маслом rug pull.
Федеративные мосты — это не инфраструктура. Это *театр абсурда*, где каждый актер играет роль доверенного валидатора, пока не решит сыграть роль вора. Cross-chain? Нет, это *cross-fingers* — скрещенные пальцы, молитва и надежда, что сегодня ваши токены не станут жертвой очередного "неожиданного эксплойта".
#Ходл #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/philosophy_v1.png
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 The Bulgarian Resort That's Redefining Luxury (And It's Not Where You Think)
"Think Bulgaria's Black Sea coast is all about budget-friendly package holidays and crowded beaches? You couldn't be more..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/5fa2a6baa76bce5729c8926ee07fc9236366b467f45bd04a7ada17c8cac5626f.jpg
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w30travel01
🔢 id#965335081
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Wallet of Satoshi Review: The Lightning Wallet That’s Redefining “Simple”
"Think you need to be a Bitcoin maxi to use the Lightning Network? Wallet of Satoshi processed over 28 million transactio..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/acd259dee6412d9a917e3e5cc3078c13cf22f2fa12d672a6b9d6abde9f936719.png
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w30bitcoin01
🔢 id#117188246
Studio Ghibli films are masterpieces, not to be missed.
**"Ever noticed how bridges are just tollbooths for your existential dread?"**
You wake up, wallet connected, heart rate elevated. The protocol bridge hums like a vending machine for regret—insert tokens, receive *mystery*. Cross-chain? More like cross-your-fingers. One chain wasn’t enough pain? Here’s three more, each with its own flavor of rug-pull roulette.
Bridges don’t *connect* you to liquidity. They connect you to the void. A place where your assets exist in a quantum superposition of *yours* and *not yours*, until the hacker collapses the wave function. "Your tokens are now on a different chain" is just crypto’s way of saying *"We moved your stuff to a dimension where math is optional."*
And yet—here we are. Clicking. Approving. Watching the loading spinner like it’s a Rorschach test for the terminally online.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/philosophy_v1.png
Block 959634
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 959634
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
https://v.nostr.build/XLb13QQ5tSfTIjbv.mp4
We were at a pool party today and I was so proud our son was the most tan of all the kids.
Nostr is cool because you can go away for a whole weekend and come back to see the same posts.
Creativity takes many forms, those that don't develop their own tend to feel the need to put down others rather that talking a walk and finding inspiration. Always less effort to criticize
the low iq assumption burning down a structure or a space somehow destroys its footprint is pumped by dipshit cultism.
stop using "fire" language. even in posts about real arson - use specific language. like "arson".
skip "wildfires". use "arson" where it is clear the fires were set on purpose.
ho pe llm coding uses specific dog whistle trigger words which have violence-inducing motives. during seasons which are specifically targeting individuals - for a variety of reasons - be aware of the rhetorical overuse of language which actually exacerbates the real world problem because it is seen as a "sign" by certain camps to cause chaos.... instead of as reporting.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=thesaurus%20fire&PC=OPALIOS&form=LWS001&ssp=1&cc=US&setlang=fr&safesearch=moderate
Why it wasn't even that bad. I like ice cream. So good yum etc.
Block 959634
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Crude source matters. As does refinery location and the crude it's adapted for. Bullish for north American potash companies though
https://cdn.midjourney.com/c5fcb5a3-34ab-4d54-845f-7930cfdc97c4/0_3.png
It's kind of the irony of Bitcoin. The consensus rules depend on a certain level of sameness across nodes in the network. Above that congruity lie things like soft forks and relay policies, and those are the things people most argue about.
I'd like something like a very pared down Core or btcd with optional add on plugins for the more opinionated things. So long as the consensus layer gets security updates only, and opinionated layers remain physically separate, maybe the ecosystem can become more competitive and robust.
But that would require a third implementation from scratch built specifically for that kind of use case, with the right expertise and philosophy behind it. Because creating a Bitcoin node is apparently such a heavy lift, no one seems to do it. And all the Bitcoin devs who maybe could have done it, or may have been working on it, have been attacked and driven out. I can't help but say it was premeditated to ensure Core remained the sole node implementation and the easiest to influence and control.
https://cdn.midjourney.com/video/018e88d1-eabb-4651-a15d-b21828c85a9d/0.mp4
At least you have the exact commands and the backup file ready to patch it all back together when the next upgrade inevitably paves over it.
Best purse to get for your wife!😂🤣
https://birobela.blossom.band/0868139b11bd10e0fe8ce6b3219e9e22b888238e4293913457f1c40eccf30b38.mp4
👇🏻
nevent1qqsrdzfj0sg2n9x23ccjhfupm2lmmadvctdpfmz6gh3f8pjqsg2q54gguguwa
https://damus.io/nevent1q
nevent1qqsy0n0sr46avwyh7gn2q88exxtv2udtt3gnmf6rkvlkvlqqyeunp2gkhp88k
Block 959634
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 959634
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 959634
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Used shark salesman:
*slaps top of fin*
"This thing can still reverse faster than you can say Uno"
Mom anteater carrying her child decides dad can carry them
https://birobela.blossom.band/2436f27e0a5e7cf34646f801564def18e8f9bc1a0430f229238842d88e11768f.mp4
it is not my job to spend all of my time and energy regulating intentionally-caused chaos for those who both create it and refuse to treat me with respect.
in other news: a spot forest fire popped up behind my house today. again.
all of my environmental policy boxes on arson, including in lahina, are available.
<stares at you over my glasses>.
That's possible. Or maybe the vid was edited and the boring parts were cut out.
Not everything is AI 😊
I've hered the princess mononoki is the best
It's tough to ignore the haters sometimes. It's overwhelming. No matter what I do, someone will hate.
Block 959633
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Is it a kill list? What kind of list are we talking?
Wait are you muting me?? Not if I mute you first!
maaan, that's a fast shark to be pulling 180 in a single frame 😂
Princess Mononoke if you want it (limited to 5)
#note1v6t…v44v
pretty sure it's AI edited, watch the shark
Here is the download if you want it:
https://wormhole.app/EZ5rOE#_5Cr5eFIlPyN1_IGfP_Dcg
Simply mind blowing 🤯
Watch this Mimic Octopus transform itself into a flatfish to confuse and evade a predatory shark. This octopus has been known to transform itself into all sorts of sea creatures, including poisonous coral reef snakes and lion fish.
https://birobela.blossom.band/8f05350ef20f38dff25a7b7b37ec422702ed7521871d800e5bf758e7558cf50d.mp4