Last Notes
OFFICIAL MANUAL FOR MODERN HUMANS
In Case The Internet Dies And The Sky Does Not Fall
Congratulations.
The Wi-Fi is gone.
No signal.
No scrolling.
No refreshing the same app every 11 seconds hoping strangers approve your breakfast.
Before panic begins, please remember:
- The sun still rises without Google confirmation.
- Your legs are still functional transportation devices.
- Humans once communicated using something called “talking.”
SECTION 1 CALM DOWN
The disappearance of the internet does NOT mean:
- the apocalypse,
- alien invasion,
- societal collapse,
- or immediate death from boredom.
It simply means you may have to:
- remember things,
- think independently,
- or physically go somewhere.
We understand this may be distressing.
SECTION 2 HUMAN COMMUNICATION
If messaging apps stop working, there is an ancient technology available:
Conversation.
This method includes:
- opening your mouth,
- producing sounds,
- and listening without typing “lol.”
Side effects may include:
- friendships,
- emotional connection,
- and realizing your neighbor is not actually an NPC.
SECTION 3 OBTAINING FOOD
Without delivery apps, food can still be acquired through:
- walking,
- bicycles,
- markets,
- farms,
- or exchanging goods with other humans.
Yes. Stores existed before QR codes.
No, the cashier does not need your email address to sell you bread.
SECTION 4 ENTERTAINMENT
If streaming services disappear:
- birds still exist,
- books still exist,
- the sky still exists,
- and some people may even rediscover hobbies.
Extreme cases have shown humans sitting outside for hours simply observing reality.
Recovery is possible.
SECTION 5 MEMORY STORAGE
Since cloud servers may be unavailable:
- write things down,
- remember birthdays,
- and perhaps learn one phone number before civilization collapses because Instagram is offline for 14 minutes.
SECTION 6 NAVIGATION
Without GPS:
- humans can use maps,
- landmarks,
- stars,
- or the radical act of asking someone for directions.
Warning:
This may involve eye contact.
FINAL NOTICE
Humanity survived:
- ice ages,
- plagues,
- wars,
- and dial-up internet.
You will survive one evening without TikTok.
Please proceed outdoors carefully.
There is weather there.
Good morning 🥰🥰
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I'm not bad with PC's and I don't even have this setup yet
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GM #nature #photography
Thanks for nothing KY04 Republican primary voters. Looks like #Massie lost the most expensive primary election ever. Not only did I lose my $50 bet but I lost any remaining hope I had for America (which wasn't much). Good guys always lose eventually... in Washington DC.
Why did he lose? Because 55% or whatever of KY primary voters are literally too retarded to understand that AI videos aren't real. They are too retarded to realize Trump has lied to them about everything he promised to do. They don't have the capability of thinking for themselves. Worthless NPCs.
Democracy is a horrible idea. why? Because most people are retarded, and depending on the majority of retards to decide who is in charge is, well, retarded. They will always pick evil fucks who get to control your life and rob you blind, as long as the evil fucks spend enough money on advertising and are good at lying.
Here's an idea, let's stop letting people rule other people without consent. Nobody should be in charge of you but you. It still irks me how difficult this idea is for the statist brain to even consider. Repeat after me, coercion=bad, consent=good.
Today we were reminded that if any politician is actually brave enough to stand up to the pedo ruling class, they WILL be removed from power. The ruling class will just throw their cuckbucks at the problem until it goes away, and with unlimited cuckbucks you can make a whole lot of problems go away. This is why you don't put faith in politicians, even if a good one makes it through they are eventually removed.
Massie losing is just a sign of the times........best believe that.....
Within a few years we are all going to be scanning our buttholes just to be allowed to shitpost. And if you shitpost the wrong thing, robot police dogs are going to be escorting you straight to jail.
The state will be able to turn your car off whenever it wants.
Using cash at all will get you flagged as suspicious. The only people who want to use cash are criminals after all.
The wrong social media post will get you escorted by robot police dogs straight to jail
You will not be able to buy a 3d printer without spyware installed.
Self custody will be illegal.
VPNs? Yeah right
Want to use AI? Scan your face first.
Want to use a phone? ID please, gotta stop those robo callers after all.
All your digital payments? Skip the IRS they will just deduct the taxes right there in the app. Convenient.
Want to ride the bus? Scan your face.
Want to buy a bike? Tracking chip installed, mandatory.
Guns? Not if you dont pass a full scan of all social media posts over the past decade and wait 6 months.
Doctor? ER? Face scan, we gotta stop medical fraud right?
Groceries? You need to spend your UBI on approved carbon neutral foods only.
Natural medicine is now banned, it is too dangerous for people to be treating themselves!
Which is also why home births are now considered child abuse.
Home schooling too, we definitely can't have children learning non approved curriculum.
Birth control is now illegal, for white people.
Psych evaluation by AI before boarding a plane? Why not. Hell, you aren't allowed to even leave your house anymore unless an AI determines your mental state is appropriate.
Government security camera in your house? A lot of gen Z said they would be ok with it in a recent poll. It will protect you from crime after all.
Flock cameras and mics on every single traffic light in America.
Get ready America, shit is about to get rough before it ever gets better. The only way things do ever get better is if you stop supporting this system of slavery, genocide, and mass extraction. Opt the fuck out.
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BBC : strict work temperature rules ... possible need to stay home... 40 degree summers ..🤔
https://geographical.co.uk/science-environment/why-are-the-worlds-driest-places-getting-wetter
551は夕方の難波が穴場 意外と夕方超えるとすぐ買える
Satan's Kingdom, they say.
On a lighter note, it is beautiful 😍 have a good day.
If your cheese sandwich is still alive, this is for you.
One day, you’ll eat it.
And that’s the day you’ll understand what you really lost.
The only sandwich who wanted you to win
with no jealousy,
no competition,
no hidden agenda.
It wanted your success more than its own.
So while it's still here…
Don’t argue just to win a point.
Don’t let ego talk louder than respect.
If your pride rises, stay silent.
Or walk away.
But never disrespect the cheese sandwich
who prays for you
when you’re not in the room.
Call it.
Honor it while you can.
Winning isn't checking "decentralisation" boxes, winning is building apps that work flawlessly in the average case, but also stay resilient under attack. Theory doesn't matter unless it is in the service of practical sovereignity
GM ☕️
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GM
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Turns out the degree in computer science and 10 years experience had something very we never saw…….. they weren’t 9 years with the keys to a Porsche. Gm hodl.
Politicians hey…
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And a big F U to our Government too!
🗞️ Unblocking PATH
Unblocking PATH...
Source: Observer
🔗 https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2026/05/20/unblocking-path
#jamaica #news
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🗞️ Price hints at Flow 5G roll-out
Price hints at Flow 5G roll-out...
Source: Observer
🔗 https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2026/05/20/price-hints-flow-5g-roll
#jamaica #news
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🗞️ Vanessa Bling gets personal on True Story
Vanessa Bling gets personal on...
Source: Observer
🔗 https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2026/05/20/vanessa-bling-gets-personal-true-story
#jamaica #news
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🗞️ JAMAICA BUYS $31-B HURRICANE SHIELD
Jamaica boosts hurricane financial shield ahead of season...
Source: Observer
🔗 https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2026/05/20/jamaica-buys-31-b-hurricane-shield
#jamaica #news
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🗞️ STILL ALIVE
Still in the fight!...
Source: Observer
🔗 https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/2026/05/20/still-alive
#jamaica #news
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You don't need to be right. You only need to be yourself. When you understand this, everything will change. https://blossom.primal.net/2578d9a8f50e63842fb90fa58d53f0cb912e3b834828d18d0786ba64e5c023df.jpg
John 12:24-25
"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit. He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal."
Good morning 😇☀️☕ #gm
GM beautiful People ❤️ 🧡
Would you like some german 2000s rap with your coffee?! ☕
You´re welcome
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Yeah youre right, men have to be traditional and women can do nothing wrong. That is precisely the sunnah. i should never shitpost but women are beyond scrunity. I should have sat in on more duroos on fiqh al morganiyyah before based tardpoasting on obscure protocols shukraan lak ya ukhti ana jaahil
Has anybody built a cool bitcoin bible app yet?
Ephesians 2:8-9 BOOKS
[8] For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith — and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God — [9] not by works, so that no one can boast.
#apps #bitcoin #code
Is this why Irish had a larger than normal representation in the American police force?
Truly no judgement; just asking questions.
Wondering what, “best-behaved” really means?
#nevent1q…mcg9
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Wieso kann man in Nostr eigentlich seine Posts nicht bearbeiten? Technisch sollte man doch einfach eine aktualisierte Version „v2“ seines Posts veröffentlichen können und die Clients könnten das erkennen und v1 ausblenden. #aksnostr
@nprofile…gxrs kannst du dies vll erklären?
I just realized that as of the 12th, I've been using Nostr for two years. I've taken some breaks from it here and there for various reasons but I'm still here, still planning to stick around, still recommending that people stop by and check things out.
It feels good knowing that even if all other social networks become a mess of various issues, I still have Nostr to express myself online. Even as free speech and privacy are constantly under attack, I know there's one space where the people remain in charge of what happens within.
Thank you, fellow Nostriches, for these first two years and here's to many more! 🫡
Keep us posted... happy to zap test if needed. You will make mistakes, thus start with small amounts... nothing ventured nothing gained. Welcome aboard and enjoy the ride!
And so awesome to see ODELL popping in for tech support duty... one of the coolest OG vibes around.
It's the little ones with bright colours that'll kill you.
Except of course, for the king browns, drop bears, jujitsu kangaroos, sharks & salt water crocodiles. They'll mess you up pretty good.
🤣
I Will Destroy Social Security by Any Means Necessary.
I suppose a better way to have phrased it would have been "...if you lived as though it were true"?
#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmeme #nostrmemes
I have a new policy, to only vote no on shit I hate.
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Artists cage fighting only on #nostr
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📻 Arsenal crowned English Premier League champions for the first time in 22 years
Arsenal have been crowned Premier League champions for the first time in 22 years.
Following three runners-up finishes, the Gunners have sealed top spot after M...
Source: IrieFM
🔗 https://iriefm.net/arsenal-crowned-english-premier-league-champions-for-the-first-time-in-22-years
#jamaica #news
Greg Gutfeld Schools Democrats on Why Their Race Card and Other Divisive Tactics Don’t Work Anymore (VIDEO)
This week on The Five, Greg Gutfeld provided some education for Democrats on their tired and expired race card and other divisive tactics, pointing out why they don't work anymore. The post Greg Gutfeld Schools Democrats on Why Their Race Card and Other Divisive Tactics Don’t Work Anymore (VIDEO) appeared first on The Gateway Pundit.
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Not all men but always a man