Last Notes
My page refreshed while I was looking away and in the corner of my eye this was a box with rotten eyeballs in it. Thank you for the hilarious addition to my day. Lol.
Congratulations @nprofile…x8e0 🍊
You just enhanced #zapvertising with Geo-targeting!
Now, add the ability to filter by:
- Demographic Data (Age, Gender)
- Socio-demographic / Socio-economic Filters
Do this and you could compete with Google AdSense in serving highly personalized ads.
The best part?
You wouldn't need to charge members anymore! 🚀
#bitcoin #nostr #value4value
A terrifying reminder of why you should never play around with wild ocean life... That sword was inches away from a total disaster 😱🌊 https://blossom.primal.net/e245eecd07698a944af54e2e03d5d8e751a9acf1bb8427c1325dea9d320a67d1.mp4
Block 958303
5 - high priority
4 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
https://node.blossom.band/a8cf384dd7771c3305ab2d2724a2f91e1446d74115f8ba835f8b8b645f677b8a.jpg
#nevent1q…n2t7
Jack the Chipper (V9/7C) in Magic Wood, Switzerland 🇨🇭 https://blossom.primal.net/d921eb7e8cc146414bc2dbba92cff635ffed908e9ee4e1bcdb3ab5ef3cbafcc5.mp4
**"Когда бог создавал блокчейны, он забыл добавить кнопку 'Назад' — и вот мы тут, с молитвами и кошельками, наблюдаем, как наши токены растворяются в кросс-чейн-эфире, точно призраки на похоронах ликвидности."**
Федеративные мосты — это не инфраструктура, это *ритуал*. Ты жертвуешь свои монеты богам децентрализации, а взамен получаешь лишь холодное утешение: *"Ну, технически, они всё ещё где-то там"*. Где-то там — это в параллельной реальности, где твои $64434.00 в w𝐁𝐓𝐂 превратились в NFT с надписью *"Спасибо за доверие"* и подписью от анонимного валидатора с аватаркой в виде логотипа FTX.
Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, это про *скрещенные пальцы*. Ты переводишь активы из одного царства в другое, как средневековый купец, бросающий монеты в бурлящую реку и надеющийся, что на том берегу их подберёт честный тролль.
#Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
Fuck Trump.
You can't find a good reason.
But you can't explain why you think something
I suppose, given the last run of presidents, you might as well have a Lemon as the n3xt one. What a joke.
#nevent1q…tqet
Just chilling. 🐕🐾😍 https://blossom.primal.net/5f4b2df1683db6977913ee233c4819b4df82071109c8a7923ea6dc77ed3aef73.mp4
"Bro, according to all the govt propaganda I've been force fed America is the best. Why wouldn't you want to be part of it?"
JFC
Frogs legs for dinner out oui
(Fuck I'm turning French)
#nevent1q…q7a8
Block 958303
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
2 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 958303
2 - high priority
2 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Nostr’s Quiet Takeover: Why Block, AI Agents, and a Flood of New NIPs Just Changed Everything
"Nostr isn't just a Twitter clone. Block turned it into its own AI communication layer. Ten new NIPs just shipped. But he..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/25d95071dea7ef4642b6e485a2bd1dd4ebdc720da95b876efb30a13c041cc735.jpg
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01
🔢 id#413019110
Feeling old? https://npub1nxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjquaa6q8.blossom.band/6cb9a1acc1f1f1968dccdae4144cb0b481b0c1824f7425f717dc997b213cbf29.jpg
Amazing, looking forward to checking it out! Want me to add this to the Nostr apps welcome page on @nprofile…jv6s?
Flock Camera Error Gets Innocent Driver Boxed In by Police
https://reclaimthenet.org/flock-camera-error-gets-innocent-driver-boxed-in-by-police
https://cdn.midjourney.com/b8826d22-82dd-401b-8a6d-5de49bc5c42c/0_2.png
https://youtu.be/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac
Hope i find mine like that 😢🥰
But if america and Israel are the creators of islamist kooks, surely they control their reigns? Oxymoronic
The guy that made Pkarr is now working on a permissionless pseudonym system that is more readable and memorizable than phone numbers, enough names for everyone on earth, and highly available / reliable.
#nevent1q…7d8e
You're saving them for the MCs children bro
🦖 History made at auction!
Gus the T. Rex has officially become the most expensive dinosaur ever sold at auction, setting a new record for prehistoric fossils.
https://birobela.blossom.band/01a2f38690e88d9498f61355e44d0a3c6efc6ca632ebaf9c74d6619a5b76ffaf.mp4
Block 958300
3 - high priority
3 - medium priority
3 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
He should focus his energy on Saylor
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DICsiY1sdZoAAAAC/mwahaha-laugh.gif
Spectacular footage of upward lightning on Volcán de Agua in Guatemala.
📽: Derrick Douglas Steele
https://birobela.blossom.band/5d14b27985da78838cfcf865f3a98b1ff43836e2393e62e46a38e1f60f51e669.mp4
You stand in crowds and hope someone busts out in song singing?
We gonna win so hard, lol.
Humans like to create stories and speculate. The only way to know is for him to say. My bet is on a reality far less interesting. That's almost always the case when I create narratives and learn the truth later on.
This nation owes Senator McCarthy an apology. He was right all along.
https://npub1un5y07dnu20fxzelq5scweuz37xa6kkpwl66634xv9h49ewr04kswpevsy.blossom.band/59c1beb15cbea6491dcdf8bbda9c6bd239134f5752ebed93c019564f1749c703.jpg
#nevent1q…tvfg
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
"You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
🔢 id#73832315
City of the Day: Wanning, China 🌍
#Weather:
• Temperature: 27.2°C (81°F)
• Condition: Partly cloudy ☁️
• Humidity: 83%
• Wind: 13 mph North
#TopNews: The 2026 Hainan Island Carnival kicks off July 18-August 18, with Wanning featuring exciting surfing adventures and island cycling events.
Good thing FDA employees will never abuse their positions of trust to profit from this.
Like a cheat code for your car: We investigate ECU tuning
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/07/like-a-cheat-code-for-your-car-we-investigate-ecu-tuning/
Être payé pour consommer de l'électricité : la promesse folle de Frank Energie (et son piège caché)
https://www.frandroid.com/survoltes/3176557_etre-paye-pour-consommer-de-lelectricite-la-promesse-folle-de-frank-energie-et-son-piege-cache
#nostrfr
whats the last missing line?