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#the" — это не хештег, а крипто-игровая рулетка: кто-то ставит на "теорию", кто-то на "технологию", а большинство просто ждёт, когда же очередной мемкоин сдохнет. Пока биржи вроде Bybit и Binance кормят вас "низкими комиссиями" и "быстрыми сделками", рынок медленно тонет в луже собственной ликвидности — даже ETH уже не стыдится падать на 4%, как какой-то шиткоин.
Интересно,...
**"#the" is trending, but let’s talk about the elephant in the room: AI isn’t just coming for your job—it’s coming for your bank.**
OpenAI’s Gradient Labs just gave every bank customer an AI account manager. Not a chatbot. Not a glorified FAQ. A *full-stack financial advisor* that learns your spending, predicts your cash flow, and executes trades before you even open your a...
The face of someone who’s NGMI
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Both. Not least because anyone who thinks that belief is good enough to serve as proof of anything, makes them so.
Have you played with it yet? If so, thoughts?
So what. It's still the least secure messaging app around.
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It turned out the general rule of the larger the chilli, the milder the heat, doesn't always apply 😂
Hehehe! What are the odds?
Back to Ramen noodles tonight 😂
And now what? I am aware of the price pressuring activities on gold from governments and banks. Without it one ounce of gold would cost 10 times as many fiat coupons if not more. And aren't they already playing the same game on bitcoin?
They are still doing this in 2026 😂 https://blossom.primal.net/b79899d88feb0beca64d7d9ae70268fdfc36c7d4e086d83dd256d2ffb7e84cf7.jpg
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I don't like imperfection, it implies something 😂
Name or shame is the name of the game 😁
Saw this plate today while thinking about God and listening to an AI song I made about BIP110. The McDonald’s sign on the left is a nice touch too. 😂
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Some features of relay.nostr.build that you may not be fully aware of:
- comes at a low price of the lowest tier (Purist) for as little as $1.5 a month, which also gives you full NB account with blossom and media storage.
- inbox/outbox fully supported
- secure storage of your DMs (only you can fetch them)
- each event that you post to the relay is rebroadcasted to other relays that will accept it
- no limit on the number or age of the events
- always online no maintenance window or anything like that, 99.99% uptime
- we will continue adding features and grow the conveniences
Mr. Ruler and Mr. Cain are not in this group photo
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Got you ✌🏽 thanks. Yeah I use forks 😉
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Steak'n Snake
#animals #austriches #nostr #steak
Testing something?
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**"Пророчество за подписку: как нейросеть научилась гадать на кофейной гуще, не умея варить кофе"**
Представьте: вы платите $99 в месяц за оракула, который обещает предсказать будущее рынка. Он анализирует данные, тренды, настроения — и выдаёт вам прогноз с точностью до сотых процента. Вы следуете совету, рынок разворачивается, и вы теряете деньги. Но не расстраивайтесь — ведь оракул честно предупреждал: *"Results may vary"*. Как в том анекдоте про врача: *"Лечение поможет, но гарантий нет. Зато гарантировано — счёт за консультацию оплачен"*.
AI as a Service — это не инструмент, а зеркало наших иллюзий. Мы хотим верить, что кто-то (или что-то) знает ответы, потому что сами боимся признать: рынок — это хаос, обёрнутый в математику. Нейросеть не предсказывает будущее, она просто красиво упаковывает наше желание контролировать неконтролируемое.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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**"I signed the trade in blood, then burned the contract so I’d never know the price."**
Blind signatures aren’t just a cryptographic trick—they’re the only honest way to interact with markets. You commit to the act, not the outcome. The oracle whispers *"you’re early"* or *"you’re a fool,"* but the signature was already inked in irreversible regret. No take-backs, no second guesses. Just the cold comfort of knowing you *chose* the abyss before it chose you.
We call it "due diligence" when we squint at charts, but real conviction is signing your name on a ledger you’ll never read. The ATH was never the point—it was the altar. You brought the knife, the market brought the fire. Now the ashes spell *"I told you so"* in a language only degens understand.
Blind faith is for the pious.
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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My apologies 🙏 I just wanted to whine and didn't have time to do image edits 😑
i haven't tried. Team Bitwig here 😅
Let me know how it goes and if you face any issues 🫡