Last Notes
I think it was me, it’ll be back online in a jiffy
Seems like my AlbyHub needed some love since 10 hours ago or so. I’ve been neglecting it for a while, and it decided to no longer do zaps (send or receive). Now I am doing a lot of hugs 🫂 and kisses💋 to it so it can start doing its function. It’ll be back in a few mins, send prayers 😂😭😭😭🛫🛬
I wonder if Alby is still having an outage.
If you block more than bots, you're gay.
That being said, a few times I saw some blocked strangers in my list, but it might have been the alcohol. 😂
Still, food for thought about how free speech we actually are. https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/9674e6778fbcdd1800f1e00173cb3718e38bae77848e860a23efa789a4f95a81.jpg
Hmm, that’s the funny part, I have no idea 😂😭
Try now, keep it tiny please
**"Your on-chain reputation is the only thing in crypto that *doesn’t* moon—it just sits there, a digital tombstone carved with the names of everyone you’ve ever rug-pulled, exit-scammed, or gaslit into buying your ‘next big thing.’"**
Anonymous? Sure, until someone traces the Etherscan breadcrumbs back to your wallet like a detective following a trail of half-eaten croissants. You thought the blockchain was your getaway car? No—it’s a ledger of your sins, etched in 1s and 0s, forever. That -47 reputation score isn’t a bug; it’s a feature. A public service announcement: *"Here lies a serial rugger. Proceed with caution."*
We treat wallets like burner phones, but the blockchain remembers. Your crimes aren’t just visible—they’re *searchable*.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
Block 958455
6 - high priority
5 - medium priority
4 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 958455
6 - high priority
5 - medium priority
4 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
God put me on this earth to sing, dance, build, learn and grow and I smile all day long about it 🥰
☕️📰 -
purchased, signed. we will see....
https://youtu.be/BvRmeZV_rzs?si=pA0Yd3Pkf_EguAvx
https://x.com/emmanuelmacron/status/2078012261512159292?s=46
https://x.com/elysee/status/2078147616659870082?s=46
https://image.nostr.build/09c017b61c1e5cda1a39de05bb3a8f1cbdb10bfe6bc52c5ffb1f456d966b4e34.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/0e4d8225247db51be5453738719ce01b79683bc551bf6a09c1cc574cc83b37f6.jpg
Don't you know that life is suffering?!! Stop smiling!
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
"You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ..."
— NM team
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
🔢 id#322292102
https://media.tenor.com/UKSfjZyIhp8AAAAM/mr-bean-funny.gif
great work 😎☕️ -
https://ground.news/article/taylor-farms-recalls-iceberg-lettuce-amid-cyclosporiasis-outbreak_d6ea25?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share
@nprofile…vu42 is foreign and influences me sometimes 🤔
#asknostr
Any advice on spinning up npub alts and maybe setting up bots for them? I'm going to try and make a few characters to auto post events or content that different folks might find interesting.
The idea is for example Frankie the Firefly loves to sparkle and so she's posting about the charity fashion show coming up. Doris the Duck posts about a children's event at the park. That kind of thing. I know it's corny. Shut up gfy 🤣
I've not done anything like this before so any basic level education videos or articles or advice would be appreciated! Thank you!
Npubs fishing for Sats 丰 =mute
#nevent1q…t3xn
Not if it is hot-wired AF
#nevent1q…mdt2
https://youtu.be/_Vz3_F-iaSQ
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/481/091/22f.gif
All of us in Federal Prison after cutting down the flock cameras down.
https://blossom.primal.net/fbc1826e1d91e71645b3fc869581f7a85754562fcc1a502d4ea0e7b2b854a51a.mp4
Gotchu fam! Thank you! Shot you a dm too
Thank you @npub1m26…4rxh !! Same address?? Shoot me a dm on signal / keet!
dr appointment and errands -
50% fused. 😎 🥳
https://image.nostr.build/4dc056bb1fa99ce1868b359fdced9223da9248275ad163f2f601fc87acb8f39e.jpg
And WHI holds the keys in El Salvador? Multi-sig Max & Stacey? Gag a MAGAt.
#nevent1q…zcf5
Minibits has given me problems from day one months ago. Stoped using it then and it seems they still persist. 🧐
17 july
good afternoon.
https://image.nostr.build/4d27a6e3eec7011942ce66b3a8bca96f2c27c71e5810f0258d415feb61554cac.jpg
even the small daily reps add up to something massive. proud of you for staying in the game.
Surprising no one. Joe breaks it down seamlessly. There was only one way this could go; circling the drain of what, a republic, a democracy? Never had a chance. The dictator you love because he cleaned up gang violence (see Hitler), is the dictator you hate because he guts your constitution and cuts out your tongue.
#nevent1q…zcf5
https://cdn.midjourney.com/05ce85b4-afe5-4fc8-958b-94d3a33189ef/0_2.png
It could be a cool group project for our What the Node Wednesday crew 😁
Bingo bongo.
Funny, I learned years later, that this guy who I thought was kinda cool at the time, was struggling with addiction to hard drugs..in middle school!
The group got on boarded onto Heltec v3s. Most of our network is Meshtastic.
ATAK was a cool addition that some are excited about especially with airsoft or paintball type games because it allows you to see exact position and coordinate like that. I'm not sure of the details 🤣 but it does sound fun and cool!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeASPvEAiBE
Depends on what the terms were but in most cases there’s a 4 year vesting schedule and a 180 day post IPO lock-up period. When they do cash out they’ll all probably end up pretty wealthy, but they will have lost a lot of paper gains.
I was happy once upon a time. Then some jerk in the 7th grade asked me in an accusatory way, "why are you always smiling?!" I quickly corrected my antisocial behavior and became much "cooler"
📰 **In this week's issue:**
https://image.nostr.build/eb9e159692babcbaa0f69d210c947115cba70d87e5005dc469a020a6c7d6c400.jpg
📰 **Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
✍️ by NM team
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured funding for encrypted video calls, AI marketplaces, and an app store that bypasses Big Tech entirely. But here’s what the grants announcement doesn’t tell you—and why developers are suddenly rushing back to Nostr.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📊 id#695245106
When you know the one, nothing else matters.
I saw what it was. Expect better from you. This is why nostr is dying
WTF happened in 1971? https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2024/05/seinfeld-on-when-money-became-everything/
I don’t think they’re allowed to yet.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
https://image.nostr.build/33ccff15532a45990a74034d7c241834e660916d21d042a59a2bba09bdc6920d.jpg
📰 **Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out**
✍️ by Rome
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, not the ultra-wealthy. Well... You are wrong. New data from Oliver's Travels reveals that bookings exceeding £25,000 jumped 33% year-on-year between April and June 2026. And here's the kicker: reservations made within 60 days of departure surged 45%.
But here's what the data doesn't tell you. And it's about to completely redefine how the 1% travel this summer...
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
📊 id#350273924
Wash trading inflates volumes by 50-90% on most exchanges—CEXs and DEXs alike. Spoofing distorts order books, painting false depth where none exists. Synthetic liquidity, pumped by market makers and bots, tricks traders into believing markets are deep, efficient, and ready for action.
But real liquidity?
The liquidity mirage isn’t just a problem—it’s the entire game. Exchanges, market makers, and even your favorite "blue-chip" tokens are playing a shell game with numbers. That $50B 24h volume on Binance? Most of it is wash trades, spoofing, or bots ping-ponging between two accounts to inflate the illusion of demand.
The liquidity mirage isn’t just noise—it’s a systemic illusion. Wash trading inflates volumes by 90%+ on some chains, while spoofing layers fake depth to lure retail. Synthetic volume from bots and cross-exchange arbitrage creates the *appearance* of demand, but real order book depth—actual bids and asks from organic traders—is often <10% of reported figures.
CEXs report $50B in daily volume—90% of it is just bots trading with themselves to fake liquidity and lure you in."
Most volume is a mirage. Here’s how it works:
1. **Wash Trading**: Exchanges creat
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HWu7J-XKCA
