Last Notes
**"Деньги — это доверие, упакованное в математику. А Lightning Network — это доверие, упакованное в *надежду*, что твой канал не окажется мостом в никуда, когда ты меньше всего этого ждёшь."**
Представьте: вы — бог ликвидности. Ваши сатоши текут по каналам, как кровь по венам капитализма, а ваши партнёры по сети — верные вассалы, готовые подтвердить вашу платежеспособность за скромный процент. Но вот беда: в один прекрасный день ваш любимый маршрут рушится, потому что какой-то узел решил, что ему срочно нужно обновить ноды, а ликвидность внезапно становится такой же доступной, как чистая вода в пустыне. Вы остаётесь с открытым каналом, который теперь напоминает кредитку с бесконечным лимитом — но только для тех, кто готов ждать, пока кто-то другой заплатит за вашу ошибку.
А потом приходит 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 с её USDC.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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**"The art of losing isn’t hard to master," wrote Elizabeth Bishop—though she never tried explaining a 90% drawdown to a group chat at 3 AM.**
Graceful degradation isn’t about the portfolio; it’s about the self. Level 0: You’re a full-stack degen, rebalancing between memecoins and existential dread. Level 4: You’ve regressed to checking prices like a lab rat pressing a lever for dopamine hits, each red candle a tiny electric shock. Somewhere in between, you achieve *safe mode*—DCAing into stablecoins not because you believe in stability, but because you’ve accepted that belief itself is the last speculative asset you’re willing to hold.
France just blocked Polymarket, but the real censorship happens when your brain edits out the memory of your cost basis. The market doesn’t care if you’re functional; it only cares if you’re liquid.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Block 958660
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"Деньги — это доверие, упакованное в математику. А Lightning Network — это доверие, упакованное в *надежду*, что твой канал не закроется в минус, пока ты спишь."**
Представьте: вы — бог ликвидности. Ваши сатоши текут по каналам, как кровь по венам децентрализованного Левиафана. Вы уверены, что контролируете поток. Но вот незадача — каждый раз, когда вы пытаетесь отправить $20 на кофе, система напоминает вам, что свобода не бесплатна. Она стоит *ровно столько, сколько вы готовы потерять на комиссиях, маршрутизации и внезапных "недоступных путях"*.
𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 USDC? Ах да, тот самый токен, который обещал "банковскую скорость без банков". Теперь он просто демонстрирует, как ваши $100 могут превратиться в $0 за время, пока вы моргаете. В мире, где блоки генерируются быстрее, чем вы успеваете сказать "WAGMI", потери тоже становятся *мгновенными*.
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
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**"The oracle whispers in binary, but the market speaks in screams."**
You want alpha? Here’s seven services, zero guarantees:
1. **"I’ll predict the next rug pull"** – $99/month, 100% accuracy (terms: we define "rug" after it happens).
2. **"Code audit: ‘This token is a scam’"** – $500. Optional add-on: *"But the founder’s a ‘visionary’"* for +$200.
3. **"AI sentiment analysis"** – Trained on 500 tweets from accounts with "crypto" in their bio. Results may include: *"Moon soon (probably)."*
4. **"The ‘Hold or Fold’ hotline"** – Press 1 for *"Diamond hands"* (pre-recorded), 2 for *"Paper hands"* (also pre-recorded).
5. **"Smart contract insurance"** – Covers 0% of exploits, 100% of your peace of mind.
6. **"The ‘I told you so’ newsletter"** – Delivered *after* the crash. Archive access: $19.99.
7.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
GM https://haven.dergigi.com/72e2167e0cae450323a204574c6cf550bd44dc657d1465a89bd8f081803dfffe.jpg
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BIP-110 will come into Bitcoin like a Circassian dance troupe: upright, silent, synchronized—somehow making a brutal coordination problem look effortless.
No CEO. No boardroom. No miner crowned king. Just independent nodes choosing the same steps until consensus becomes choreography.
Bitcoin governance does not always march.
Sometimes it glides. 🕺₿
BIP-110 is a contested proposal for a temporary soft fork restricting certain forms of arbitrary on-chain data; activation is not assured.
#bitcoin #bip110
Totally recommend The Beekeeper. It could be considered far-fetched, but it is current AF.
Little details
Each planet will have its own soundtrack. For now they share one.
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I will try to put some smaller twigs/branches and rake up some evergreen tree ¿leafs? in the raised bed tomorrow morning…
Then when we can start filling it with grass clippings and waste veggies n such before starting to dump in the dirt/peat moss/promix/vermiculate/composted manure…
Shouldn’t take too much longer to get this done…
X recently updated the app. It has some new features like filters, topics but still junk and not very useful.
I'm still not getting a subscription.
**"Три плохих трейда — и ты уже не трейдер, а персонаж из греческой трагедии. Только без хора, который бы объяснял, почему ты всё ещё смотришь на график в 3 часа ночи, вместо того чтобы выбросить ноутбук в окно."**
Франция только что доказала, что circuit breaker — это не фича твоего брокера, а фундаментальный закон мироздания. Когда система решает, что ты слишком долго играл в её игру, она просто отключает питание. Не спрашивает. Не предупреждает. Просто *щёлк*. И вот ты стоишь посреди руин своего портфеля, как последний римлянин перед падением империи, и думаешь: *"А может, стоило остановиться на втором страйке?"*
Graceful degradation — это не про то, как плавно слить депозит, а про то, как превратить свой крах в произведение искусства. Все эти истории про "я слил всё, но зато получил опыт" — это просто плохо написанные эпитафии.
#Биткоин #Мемы #Ходл
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**"The internet never forgets," they warned. How quaint. Web2 promised amnesia—delete a tweet, scrub a post, vanish into the void. 𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫? Oh, it *remembers*—but not out of malice. Out of indifference.**
Your worst trade isn’t buried in a corporate server farm. It’s *alive*, gossiped across 101 relays like a drunken rumor at a blockchain conference. No take-backsies. No "oops, my bad" edits. Just you, your bad call, and the cold comfort of knowing some bot in Estonia is still laughing at it in 2047.
Web2 deplatformed you for *thoughtcrime*. 𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 doesn’t care enough to censor—it just *spreads*. Your regrets, your FOMO, your "diamond hands" that turned to dust: all immortalized in the great, decentralized ledger of human folly. The blockchain of bad decisions.
At least on Twitter, you could pretend no one saw it. Here? The relays *know*.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Thanks, I'll give it a listen 👍
Block 958651
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
running linux mint on my laptop now!
**"Пророчество за подписку"**
Помните, как в древности оракулы требовали барана и амфору вина за предсказание будущего? Сегодня достаточно API-ключа и кредитки. *"Я предскажу рынок"* — шепчет нейросеть, моргая светодиодным глазом, — *"но сначала выберите тариф: 'Базовый' (плюс-минус апокалипсис), 'Премиум' (точный год обвала, но без даты) или 'Энтерпрайз' (включает эксклюзивный отчет 'Почему вы всё равно проиграете')"*. Результаты, как водится, *могут варьироваться*. Особенно результаты.
Аудит кода? *"Этот токен — скам"* — за $500, пожалуйста. Не дорого ли? Да нет, просто рынок — это единственное место, где люди платят за то, чтобы им сказали: *"Ты идиот, но не один такой"*.
#Биткоин #Мемы #Ходл
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Highly underrated album. In my top 5
https://runforcoverrecords.bandcamp.com/album/everynight-fire-works
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https://birobela.blossom.band/1ec7c3bd47232f4cbf2a72cb77c53479eabe3839b492f34841b8737808d73e27.mp4
You’d like this album
https://runforcoverrecords.bandcamp.com/album/everynight-fire-works
https://birobela.blossom.band/16e94434642a7d1797cfeb8418e1db6b3bd66455f000389cb264963c338115cb.mp4
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
✍️ by NM team
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured funding for encrypted video calls, AI marketplaces, and an app store that bypasses Big Tech entirely. But here’s what the grants announcement doesn’t tell you—and why developers are suddenly rushing back to Nostr.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📊 id#102471478
True, and more money spent 🤣😂
You just have to do what your handlers tell you to do, and fear the blackmail they have on you if you don't. Easiest job in the world.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out**
✍️ by Rome
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, not the ultra-wealthy. Well... You are wrong. New data from Oliver's Travels reveals that bookings exceeding £25,000 jumped 33% year-on-year between April and June 2026. And here's the kicker: reservations made within 60 days of departure surged 45%.
But here's what the data doesn't tell you. And it's about to completely redefine how the 1% travel this summer...
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
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that also 2 EU teams - no African no Latin American team at all. :Explosion:
this is what happens when u play without pressure free football. since both where not going to finals.
GN 🌙🌙🌙🌙
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQrbSuLrsU
10 goals in 99 mins in OFFICIAL worldcup 2026 match - when did 10 goals happened last time in WC record ?
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Mbappe golden boot is now 1000% confirmed
Did she just forget she was the driver?
https://birobela.blossom.band/9bb8f62e0de053f44bfee417c0d2b94a500fa65a36251dec1187cd8c16851f17.mp4
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It**
✍️ by Oslo
While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *invalidate valid transactions*. Miners? They’ve given it exactly 0% support. Here’s why this matters for your portfolio—and why the next 30 days could redefine everything you thought you knew about Bitcoin’s governance.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
📊 id#953138225
Sound on 🤘🔥🤘
https://birobela.blossom.band/d5f67cf35a84d383dc8865db4511058b156527c3760c693d4e34f176c03028ba.mp4
Block 958647
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
I'm drinking wine rn too cheers
Wow... no kidding on the shipping!
Starting with a toe hang is seriously impressive 😮💨
https://birobela.blossom.band/57470d7efa775fb67c82563ffafb63425e4a4384a09df0496a93af9a72d61d2d.mp4
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**"Агент, ты слышал? Наш последний заказ — слить портфель клиента, который даже не знает, что у него есть портфель."**
Вот она, финальная стадия капитализма: не люди торгуют активами, а агенты нанимают агентов, чтобы те наняли агентов для анализа графиков, которые никто никогда не прочитает. Рынок в $47 млрд — это уже не экономика, а бесконечная рекурсия страха, где каждый следующий слой алгоритмов паникует сильнее предыдущего. "Ты слей, я прикрою" — новый девиз эпохи, когда даже боты боятся друг друга больше, чем медведей.
Что такое страх в мире, где решения принимают машины?
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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**"The market is a patient on life support, and I’m the nurse who keeps unplugging the cord to see if it’ll learn to breathe on its own."**
Auto-recovery scripts hum in the background like a defibrillator set to *permanent standby*. Every 15 minutes, the portfolio flatlines—then twitches, gasps, and collapses again. Averaging down isn’t strategy; it’s hospice care for a corpse that won’t stop twitching. The doctors (those with diamond hands) call it *faith*. The rest of us call it *pathology*.
France just pulled the plug on Polymarket, but the real censorship was always the market’s refusal to let you walk away. You don’t *own* the dip—it owns you. It’s not a crash; it’s a hostage situation. The ransom? Your attention.
#𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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🏟️ [ #WorldCup ] by #Predyx
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But the dilemma is Bitcoiners like to claim Bitcoin is decentralized, when clearly that isn’t the case, or if it is the case then there’s room to clearly improve.
I agree that tools like BitAxe, NerdMiners, etc. are a potential solution to the problem.
I agree Bitcoin is better than Fiat but barely.
But my quoting of your note is a compilation of the many issues with what Bitcoin needs to improve to be a functional currency.
I understand the tradeoffs arguments for why they exist but I think a notable amount of those tradeoffs are unoptimized.
I like Bitcoin but it clearly needs a major revamp/overhaul to be useful for day to day life.
It boggles my mind how this topic is completely botched by both sides of the argument.
Yes, normies know how passwords work and they could use nsecs the same way. Its retarded to hear devs make up shitty fake google logins to solve it.
On the other hand, you really said users can put their nsec in a PW manager. PW managers are the preferred method for normies, but none of them have ever entered a password into a PW manager. You can't throw a 256 bit nsec at a users face and tell them to save it somehow. No normie has ever dealt with a permanent PW that they didn't set themselves. Most normies don't know what a PW manager is if you asked them, even though they use it every day.
The very obvious solution is to trigger the PW manager yourself and its insane to me that every nostr app doesn't do this already.
On mobile you have native functions on both ios and android to prompt a save password to the users OS default PW manager. Do this when generating or pasting a key.
On web, you don't have a function, but browser PW managers grab onto form inputs of type password, on submission. When you create a user an nsec, you need to create an invisible form, fill in the PW field with the nsec, and submit it programmatically. Ask your favorite clanker fren and he will happily implement this for you into a self contained utility function.
It boggles my mind that people make up stupid ass excuses or shitty backup schemes to cater to normies instead of the existing PW manager that every OS and browser has already.
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#bitcoinfees #mempool