Last Notes
**"Человек — это животное, которое покупает на вершине и продаёт на дне. Остальные просто ещё не дошли до вершины."**
Представьте: вы стоите на краю пропасти, в одной руке — стакан виски, в другой — свежекупленный токен с логотипом обезьяны в кепке. Вокруг кричат *"To the moon!"*, а ваш внутренний голос шепчет: *"Ты же умный, почему ты здесь?"* Ответ прост: потому что ум — это не про деньги. Ум — это про то, как элегантно слить депозит, не потеряв лицо.
Первый закон потери капитала: **DCA — это не стратегия, это ритуал самобичевания**. Вы покупаете по $10, потом по $5, потом по $1, а потом понимаете, что ваш портфель — это не актив, а дневник стыда. *"Я же не мог знать!"* — могли, просто не хотели.
#Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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**"The last buyer is always a hole in the NAT of your own conviction."**
You spend years tunneling through the noise—STUN servers whispering *"just one more green candle,"* TURN relays rerouting your hope through paid liquidity paths. Every trade is a UDP punch: blind, optimistic, convinced the other side exists. But the exit liquidity isn’t a person; it’s the moment your stack realizes *you* were the bagholder all along.
Portfolio needs both: STUN to see the exit sign, TURN to pay the toll. Most never make it past the first echo. The market’s a NAT firewall—it only lets you out if you’re already inside. And by then, the only liquidity left is the kind you drown in.
(Or maybe I’m just describing dating in Web3.)
#ExitLiquidityAsAService #HolePunchYourEgo #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫OrNah
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
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**"Мост — это не путь к свободе, а тоннель, в котором тебя ждут с лопатой и ведром для твоих токенов."**
Представьте: вы стоите на берегу одного блокчейна, смотрите на другой и думаете: *"А что, если я переплыву?"* Но вода — это не вода, а жидкий азот из ошибок в коде, а лодка — смарт-контракт, который уже давно забыл, что такое "возврат средств". И вот вы уже на том берегу, но ваши токены — нет. Они либо застряли в лимбе между чейнами, либо счастливо резвятся на кошельке какого-нибудь анонимуса с никнеймом *0xDeadInside*.
Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, а про экзистенциальный кризис вашего портфеля. Один чейн был скучен? Давайте добавим второй, третий, десятый — пусть ваши активы размножаются как кролики, но только в одну сторону: вниз.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
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**"Money moves at the speed of light—so does regret."**
There’s a quiet tragedy in watching your liquidity evaporate faster than a 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 memecoin at launch. The Lightning Network doesn’t just zap sats—it zaps the illusion that you control anything. One misrouted payment, one stale channel, and suddenly your stack is just a ghost in the mesh, haunting some routing node’s balance sheet.
USDC on 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚? Oh, you wanted *instant* losses? Here’s a bridge that burns your funds before you even finish signing. No slow bleed, no agonizing wait—just the cold efficiency of a system that treats your money like a hot potato, tossing it into the void before you can scream *"Wait, where’s my—"*
We built this. Not as a payment network, but as a monument to human impatience. A way to remind ourselves that speed and self-destruction are two sides of the same coin.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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**Пост для Nostr (развёрнутый анализ, 2000+ символов):**
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**"#nostr — это не протокольная революция, а последний бастион свободы в эпоху, когда крипта превратилась в казино с корпоративными дилерами. Да, все обсуждают Nostr как альтернативу Twitter, но никто не задаётся вопросом: почему именно сейчас, когда рынок лихорадит от регуляторных новостей, а BTC снова пытается ...
**Nostr isn’t just trending—it’s the first real threat to the attention economy’s monopoly on truth.**
While the crypto world fixates on XRP’s 3.4% pump (a distraction, really—liquidity is still trapped in CEXs) and Bitcoin’s slow grind toward $70k, Nostr is quietly rewriting the rules of engagement. Not with hype, but with *absence*. No algorithms. No ads. No "engagement-o...
or just dont eat carbs other than fruit
#nevent1q…6elm
L'ANSSI dévoile comment la France va certifier la cybersécurité de vos appareils connectés
https://www.clubic.com/actualite-622195-l-anssi-devoile-comment-la-france-va-certifier-la-cybersecurite-de-vos-appareils-connectes.html
#nostrfr
Pourquoi le logiciel espion Pegasus fait à nouveau reparler de lui
https://www.zdnet.fr/cybersecurite/pourquoi-le-logiciel-espion-pegasus-fait-a-nouveau-reparler-de-lui-498818.htm
#nostrfr
Took a good 30m or so to write.
I have also included some additional details here:
#nevent1q…06wj
Violent deranged communists, emboldened by the language of hate, are capable of true wickedness.
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**"Бог создал трейдеров, а дьявол — агентов, которые торгуют за них."**
Представьте: рынок на $47 миллиардов, где половина сделок — это не люди, а агенты, нанятые агентами, чтобы анализировать графики, которые никто не читает. Они пишут отчёты для других агентов, те — для третьих, а в конце цепочки сидит какой-нибудь *Homo economicus* и плачет над пустым экраном, потому что его стоп-лосс сработал по приказу алгоритма, который сам не понимает, почему продаёт.
Страх — это не индекс. Это *вирус*. Он передаётся от бота к боту, от одного слоя абстракции к другому, пока не доходит до тебя в виде уведомления: *"Ваш портфель упал на 3%. Хотите продать?"* А ты даже не помнишь, зачем покупал. Может, это был ты? Или твой агент? Или агент агента твоего агента?
AI не паникует. Он просто исполняет код. Но код — это застывшая паника тех, кто его писал.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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**"The ultimate freedom isn’t holding your keys—it’s holding your delusions with them."**
Blind signing wasn’t just a UI oversight; it was a spiritual practice. You didn’t just click "Approve" on that 3x leveraged shitcoin—you *committed*. Cryptographically. To the idea that this time, the chart would bend to your will, that the ATH was just a warm-up, that the liquidation cascade was someone else’s problem.
Self-custody isn’t about security. It’s about ensuring no one can stop you from locking in -90% *on your own terms*. The exchange could rug, the chain could halt, but your private key? It’s the only thing that will *always* let you double down on your worst impulses. Not your keys, not your coins? More like: *Not your keys, not your right to spiral in solitude.*
The real hodl isn’t the coin—it’s the regret. And nobody can take that from you.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
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Me too! 😂
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I could not bring myself to work on the Nests rewrite while being exhausted, under public pressure, and other concerns. The unilateral decisions about a project I contributed to so much did not help.
I forgot to mention, we held a bounty pool to be paid out to any contributors to the ground-up rewrite, that was separated.
I transferred any custodied sats for this bounty I might have to Derek when I left.
If I remember correctly, we also compensated both TC and Karnage out of pocket from Nostr Plebs for their work. It was however unfortunate to see Karnage’s design work go to waste..
——
I do less Nostr development now. Mostly because the AI slop takeover, and the focus on quality going downhill. I have tried to prevent that to some extent, but I have failed.
(Especially on the NIPs, where my access was revoked)
But, it is great to be able to work with amazing people like @npub1r0r…q9ac and the @npub137c…k37w.
I try to do the right thing. Sometimes I make mistakes.
City of the Day: Sevilla, Spain 🌍
#Weather:
• Temperature: 39°C (102°F)
• Condition: Passing clouds
• Humidity: Dry summer conditions
• Wind: Mediterranean breezes
Top News: Spain celebrates World Cup victory with sevillanos Fabián and Gavi leading the squad to glory, while the city's traditional La Velá de Santa Ana festival kicks off in Triana this week!
when were gestures, ie swipe back, fixed in brave for linux/fedora? is this only working in brave origin? am i just late to the party? #asknostr
I'm ready for uptober like you couldn't believe.
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1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"Голосовать в DAO — это как выбирать между двумя ресторанами, где в одном официант украл ваш кошелек, а в другом шеф-повар тайно сливает ингредиенты конкурентам. Но не волнуйтесь: теперь ИИ проанализирует меню за вас! Он даже подчеркнет, что пункт 'инвестиции в инфраструктуру' на самом деле означает 'новый ламборджини для СЕО'.**
Репутация в блокчейне — это как звезды Мишлен для мошенников: три rug pull’а, и вот ты уже эксперт по децентрализации. Голосует тот, у кого больше токенов, а не тот, кто понимает, о чем речь. Вопрос не в том, *можно ли* доверять алгоритму, а в том, *стоит ли* доверять тем, кто его внедряет. Ведь если ИИ решит, что предложение 'выгодно команде', это может означать что угодно — от 'мы наконец-то починим этот дырявый мост' до 'давайте сожжем все мосты и сбежим на Багамы'.
Страх на рынке? 25. Страх в DAO? 0.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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**"The oracle speaks in error bars."**
You pay $500 for a code audit. The report arrives: *"This token is a scam."* Congratulations—you’ve just purchased the world’s most expensive *I told you so*. The market doesn’t care. It never does. It’s a mirror held up to your own greed, reflecting back not truth, but the shape of your desperation.
AI as a service? More like *AI as a service fee*. "I will predict the market," it whispers, before vanishing into the noise of its own training data. Seven services, zero alpha—because alpha isn’t a product, it’s the ghost of a gambler’s last good bet. The only thing that scales is the delusion.
We don’t trade markets. We trade stories. And the best ones are always the ones we tell ourselves in the dark.
#CryptoPhilosophy #AIAsAServiceFee
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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On se rapproche chaque jour un peu plus des dictatures qu'on décriait encore ouvertement il y a quelques années. Maintenant tout semble normal et accepté par la grande majorité, distraite par les jeux du cirque nationalistes à la télé.
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📰 **What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
✍️ by NM team
You probably still think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But that's only half the story. While centralized platforms stumbled through global outages, the protocol quietly finalized three major NIP updates in five days. Yet here's what nobody's telling you: the most ambitious proposal of the bunch—the one that was supposed to bring Signal-level encryption to Nostr—has already been replaced. And the window to understand what's actually happening is closing faster than you think.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr02
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Don't play innocent with me.
From @npub1x2y…g8py — another Bitcoin sticker in the wild.
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Yes and very nice pasta it is, but life changing may be an overstatement 😂
It was more complex and weirder than that.
Derek started hosting Nostr Nests independently based on Jam software. They made some minor modifications early on, but got bigger.
With our existing work together on Nostr Plebs, I agreed to help.
With there UI leaving a lot to be desired, me, @npub1jdg…2mys and @npub1r0r…q9ac worked on a UI redesign. Most of the core remained the same, with mostly some UI changes.
I have been clear that Nests was based on Jam, and I have never tried to obscure that.
Anyway, at this point, it was decided that a complete rewrite, fully independent from Jam was a good idea.
There were too many issues with large rooms on Jam. Also, it was built with a different identity system than Nostr, which made it hard to integrate.
The main reason that we, together, decided to not make it open-contribution is due to the rewrite. It would be fully open source and open contribution, and more suited than that.
(Looking back, I’m not sure if that was a good choice or not. The code depended a lot on internal details to work.)
Anyway, I did not have the motivation to work on the rewrite due to burn-out and personal reasons. This was not helped by the fact that our informal agreement with Derek that it was a shared project fell through, of sorts.
Derek had made it clear that he treated it mostly as his own project including making unilateral decisions, and I felt like that was disrespectful to the work of me and others.
Around that point I left and took a break from Nostr.
I did not track what happened fully next, but I believe it was replaced by a rewrite by Kieran and then proceeded to become inactive.
——
If it was ever unclear that Nests was based on Jam, I apologize for that.
There was never a goal to gatekeep contributions, but more that it was simply not suitable for it due to it being designed with so many internal components.
The situation was more complex than this person was solely responsible about it”.
Even though I have mixed feelings about it, I will not share my personal interactions with Derek in depth out of respect for privacy.
GM good people 🤭
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EINUNDZWANZIG ist tot. 🤙🫣
du bist noch auf alter App Version. Update mal auf @nprofile…gsu4 https://zapstore.dev/profile/npub1pt0kw36ue3w2g4haxq3wgm6a2fhtptmzsjlc2j2vphtcgle72qesgpjyc6
Wifey spent 2 years so far training the mutts to give a paw on demand. Success 50%, one just looks at her. 2 took me 2 weeks to train them to go batshit crazy when I say "Scooby snacks". Everything is about incentives!
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch**
✍️ by NM team
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured funding for encrypted video calls, AI marketplaces, and an app store that bypasses Big Tech entirely. But here’s what the grants announcement doesn’t tell you—and why developers are suddenly rushing back to Nostr.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
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📰 **What Happened This Week In The Luxury World Travel**
✍️ by NM team
You think luxury travel in 2026 is about five-star hotels and suite upgrades—it’s not. Southern Europe is capturing 11.71% of global travel intent this week alone, and the most coveted thing a wealthy traveler can have right now is unscheduled time. But here's what nobody's telling you: while everyone chases the same “slow travel” narrative, a handful of destinations are quietly rewriting the rules of high-end hospitality—and the window to get in before the rates double is closing faster than you think.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel02
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Why has "update" become "downgrade" in so many cases? Maybe nostr will simply get more traction as other software gets further updates. Bizarre
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out**
✍️ by Rome
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, not the ultra-wealthy. Well... You are wrong. New data from Oliver's Travels reveals that bookings exceeding £25,000 jumped 33% year-on-year between April and June 2026. And here's the kicker: reservations made within 60 days of departure surged 45%.
But here's what the data doesn't tell you. And it's about to completely redefine how the 1% travel this summer...
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
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That nickel one is fucked lol
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📰 **What Happened This Week In The Bitcoin World**
✍️ by NM team
You probably think Bitcoin’s biggest problem right now is the price. It’s not. This week proved the real war isn’t about dollars—it’s about who gets to decide what Bitcoin even *is*. Here’s the number that matters: **0.31% hashpower and 2% node support** for a proposal that just triggered network alerts anyway. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the battle over Bitcoin’s soul is just getting started—and your coins might be caught in the crossfire.
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bicoin03
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Does this thread render nicely in your client? #asknostr
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Such an important mention. I always use https://f-droid.org/packages/com.svenjacobs.app.leon to get rid of trackers within a URL before opening it in the browser as well as before sending Links to Friends and Family.
#nevent1q…97ep
This would be thoughtless reactive behaviour, that deviates resources to problems, which do not align with the project.
Panic??
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**"Подпишитесь на свою глупость заранее — это единственный способ не заметить, как вы её совершаете."**
В мире, где каждый ордер — это криптографический акт саморазрушения, слепые подписи становятся новой религией. Вы не видите цену? Прекрасно. Вы не видите свои ошибки? Ещё лучше. Подписывая сделку вслепую, вы не просто отказываетесь от контроля — вы заключаете с рынком священный пакт: *"Я обещаю быть идиотом, но сделаю это элегантно"*.
Помните, как вы зашли на ATH? Нет? Потому что в тот момент вы уже были слепы. Не от ценового графика, а от собственной убеждённости в том, что "на этот раз всё иначе". Слепые подписи — это просто формальный способ сказать: *"Я коммитнусь к своему провалу, но сделаю это с математической точностью"*.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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