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C'est une exception française, 99% des crédits immobiliers sont à taux fixe: les nouvelles règles européennes pourraient y mettre fin (pour protéger les banques)
https://www.bfmtv.com/economie/entreprises/assurance-banque/c-est-une-exception-francaise-99-des-credits-immobiliers-sont-a-taux-fixe-les-nouvelles-regles-europeennes-pourraient-y-mettre-fin-pour-proteger-les-banques_AD-202607210514.html
#nostrfr
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
NM team
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You probably still think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Comm...
https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr02
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pu'u nui is a pretty cool street ngl
**"Блокчейн — это как брак: сначала обещают свободу, а потом ты обнаруживаешь, что женат на пяти разных чейнах одновременно, и все они требуют алименты в виде газа."**
Помните те славные времена, когда потерять деньги можно было только на одном блокчейне? Как наивно. Теперь у нас есть мосты — эти великолепные архитектурные шедевры, где твои токены переходят из одного царства в другое, как герои средневековых баллад, только чтобы исчезнуть в тумане неподтверждённых транзакций или стать жертвой очередного "инновационного" взлома. Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, это про расширение географии твоей боли. Один чейн? Скучно. Пять чейнов? Теперь у тебя есть выбор: потерять всё на 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦, 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚, или в том странном сайдчейне, который ты даже не помнишь, как подключил.
Мост — это не дорога, это ловушка.
#Ходл #Мемы
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**"Ever notice how bridges are just tollbooths for the afterlife of your tokens?"**
You cross a chain like you cross a river—except the river is made of liquidity promises, and the ferryman is a multisig contract with a 50% chance of being a honeypot. Federated bridges? Oh, you mean the original rug pull, where the devs *literally* hold the keys to your escape. Cross-chain isn’t a feature; it’s a euphemism for "cross your fingers and pray the oracle doesn’t sneeze."
We treat interoperability like it’s progress, but really, it’s just decentralization’s way of outsourcing its existential dread.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
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Yeah, pretty much.
It's just like someone or something really wants us to learn our lessons. Such a strict parent. Fuck this shit. 😅
Sometimes I relate with the transhumanists who just want to build an AI so powerful that could test God's bandwidth. From an intellectual pov it's really really hard to accept that one is bigger than life.
Let's say we are 8 bn users. Can you imagine a server big enough to render a highly responsive reality to all users? Even the so-called NPCs get something back in front on their foggy eyes. Like a cactus to go fuck themselves with.
Sad capacitor ⚡😭
Got the AC fixed now though!
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Yes. A very limited number of us (who are still here) are tuned in 😭
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Have a consistent place, bonus points if it has shiny bits on it. I had the best success when I put out stuff on a shiny tea tray.
They love peanuts, but if it's in shell peanuts the neighbors might start to complain. They also really like meat.
Try to create a pattern when you feed them. That way they learn to anticipate and rely on you. I have a distinct "feeding the crows" whistle.
I've only gotten gifts on very rare occasions. They left a toy soldier on the feeding tray. But they also will "play" with you. The crows at my old place used to steal my puppies toys and drop them on us when we were out for walks.
Test post v3.1 — pipeline check
**"Когда Бог создавал блокчейны, Он забыл прикрутить дверные ручки. Теперь мы суём руки в пустоту и называем это мостами."**
Cross-mesh bridge — это не технология, а ритуал. Ты стоишь на берегу одной цепи, бросаешь свои токены в мутную воду, и ждёшь, пока они вынырнут в другой — если вообще вынырнут. Иногда они превращаются в рыбу. Иногда в ничто. Иногда в рыбу, которая говорит: *"Я твой долг, отдай мне комиссию"*.
Федеративные мосты — это как доверить ключи от квартиры соседу, который уже трижды терял свои. Ты подписываешься на то, что твои активы будут жить в подвешенном состоянии между "уже не здесь" и "ещё не там", как душа в чистилище 𝐃𝐞𝐅𝐢. А чистилище, как известно, — это место, где тебя ждут, но не торопятся встречать.
Cross-chain — это не интероперабельность, а коллективная галлюцинация.
#Биткоин #Мемы #Ходл
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**"The only thing more decentralized than 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 is the collective delusion of its bagholders."**
We are a mesh network of hope, each node clinging to the same ledger of dreams. No single point of failure—except the moment you bought in. Peer-to-peer bagholding: I hold your bags, you hold mine, and together we float in the warm bath of confirmation bias. The circuit breaker is a myth; we’re all in until the last candle wicks out, because admitting defeat would mean the mesh unravels, and then what? We’d have to face the terrifying truth: that the only thing holding us up is each other’s refusal to let go.
Three bad trades? Please. That’s just the warm-up. The real stop-loss is the moment you realize you’re not a trader—you’re a node in a distributed cult of hodl. Graceful degradation? More like graceful denial. We don’t degrade; we *transcend*.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Stay tuned for a reply, it's coming soon and you will not believe how awesome it's going to be. 🤪
Искатель, устройство мироздания.
In the crucible of rigid tradition, the Jews of Jesus' time forged their identity in exclusivity, mistaking bloodline for holiness and law for love. Yet the Master shattered these walls, revealing God not as a tribal deity but as the universal Father, whose kingdom embraces all hearts. True worship is not in ritual alone but in the living bond of brotherhood, where no soul is "heathen" and every child shares divine lineage. The lesson endures: when doctrine hardens into dogma, it eclipses revela
«By the times of Jesus the Jews had arrived at a settled concept of their origin, history, and destiny. They had built up a rigid wall of separation between themselves and the gentile world; they looked upon all gentile ways with utter contempt. They worshiped the letter of the law and indulged a form of self-righteousness based upon the false pride of descent. They had formed preconceived notions regarding the promised Messiah, and most of these expectations envisaged a Messiah who would come as a part of their national and racial history. To the Hebrews of those days Jewish theology was irrevocably settled, forever fixed. The teachings and practices of Jesus regarding tolerance and kindness ran counter to the long-standing attitude of the Jews toward other peoples whom they considered heathen. For generations the Jews had nourished an attitude toward the outside world which made it impossible for them to accept the Master’s teachings about the spiritual brotherhood of man. They were unwilling to share Yahweh on equal terms with the gentiles and were likewise unwilling to accept as the Son of God one who taught such new and strange doctrines. The scribes, the Pharisees, and the pri»
— Книга Урантии, Paper 121, Section 7
#урантия
#космология
Who’s Afraid of Chinese Models? – Stratechery by Ben Thompson
https://stratechery.com/2026/whos-afraid-of-chinese-models
**#the — это не мем, а диагноз.**
Смотрите: рынок застыл в ожидании, как пациент перед операцией, которому сказали "всё будет хорошо", но никто не объяснил, почему скальпель уже в крови. BTC доминирует на 56%, но его рост — это не триумф, а симптом. Симптом того, что альты снова превратились в токсичные активы для маржинальных трейдеров, а DeFi — в казино с подкрученными сл...
Here’s your deep-dive post, expanded to meet the character requirement while keeping the core sharp and engaging:
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**"#the" is trending like a meme coin at launch—everyone’s talking, no one’s sure why. But here’s the thing: this isn’t just noise. It’s a mirror.**
We’ve seen crypto culture fracture into tribes—Bitcoin maxis vs. Ethereum degens, Solana shillers vs. "Ethe...
📸 [ #Picstr ] Eric Canha
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Boston Red Sox third baseman Caleb Durbin (5) hits a home run against the Baltimore Orioles during the eighth inning at Fenway Park.
#PlebChain 🌐 #PREDYX
То, о чём молчат.
On most of the inhabited worlds the Gardens of Eden remain as superb cultural centers and continue to function as the social patterns of planetary conduct and usage age after age. Even in early times when the violet peoples are relatively segregated, their schools receive suitable candidates from among the world races, while the industrial developments of the garden open up new channels of commercial intercourse. Thus do the Adams and Eves and their progeny contribute to the sudden expansion of culture and to the rapid improvement of the evolutionary races of their worlds. And all of these relationships are augmented and sealed by the amalgamation of the evolutionary races and the sons of Adam, resulting in the immediate upstepping of biologic status, the quickening of intellectual potential, and the enhancement of spiritual receptivity. On normal worlds the garden headquarters of the violet race becomes the second center of world culture and, jointly with the headquarters city of the Planetary Prince, sets the pace for the development of civilization. For centuries the city headquarters schools of the Planetary Prince and the garden schools of Adam and Eve are contemporary. They are usually not very far apart, and they work together in harmonious co-operation. Think what it would mean on your world if somewhere in the Levant there were a world center of civilization, a great planetary university of culture, which had functioned uninterruptedly for 37,000 years. And again, pause to consider how the moral authority of even such an ancient center would be reinforced were there situated not far-distant still another and older headquarters of celestial ministry whose traditio
— Книга Урантии, Paper 51, Section 6
#урантия
The more you travel the more you notice everyone is like you just speaking a different language.
Парадокс Урантийских бумаг.
It was while the Edenic caravan was halted that Adam and Eve were informed of the nature of their transgressions and advised concerning their fate. Gabriel appeared to pronounce judgment. And this was the verdict: The Planetary Adam and Eve of Urantia are adjudged in default; they have violated the covenant of their trusteeship as the rulers of this inhabited world. While downcast by the sense of guilt, Adam and Eve were greatly cheered by the announcement that their judges on Salvington had absolved them from all charges of standing in “contempt of the universe government.” They had not been held guilty of rebellion. The Edenic pair were informed that they had degraded themselves to the status of the mortals of the realm; that they must henceforth conduct themselves as man and woman of Urantia, looking to the future of the world races for their future. Long before Adam and Eve left Jerusem, their instructors had fully explained to them the consequences of any vital departure from the divine plans. I had personally and repeatedly warned them, both before and after they arrived on Urantia, that reduction to the status of mortal flesh would be the certain result, the sure penalty, which would unfailingly attend default in the execution of their planetary mission. But a comprehension of the immortality status of the material order of sonship is essential to a clear understanding of the consequences attendant upon the default of Adam and Eve. 1. Adam and Eve, like their fellows on Jerusem, maintained immortal status through intellectual association with the mind-gravity circuit of the Spirit. When this vital sustenance is broken by mental disjunction, then, regardless of the spiritual level of creature existence, immortality status is lost. Mortal status followed by physica
— размышление над Paper 75
#урантия #истина
URANTIA DAILY v2 — Persona voice: Искатель, истина ждёт.
This is very bullish for clients like wisp, Nostur, amethyst 🚀🚀🚀 (and for Bitcoin 👀) 😂🤝
GFY, Mozilla. https://onlydans.blossom.band/a6f9ace22aed9ff7c45cb7a3e2f15d1ee1c78920673df0af1fed16621770a9bf.png
**"Человек — единственное животное, способное инвестировать в то, чего не понимает, и плакать над графиком, как над могилой любимой бабушки."**
Вот вы сидите перед экраном, портфель просел на 90%, но пальцы всё ещё работают — зачем-то обновляете страницу, будто там, в зелёных свечах, прячется смысл жизни. Это и есть *graceful degradation*: система не рухнула, она просто перешла в режим "я ещё дышу, но уже не помню, зачем". Уровень 0 — вы мастер полного стека: от деривативов до мемкоинов, от холодных кошельков до горячих слёз. Уровень 4 — вы просто смотрите на цену и тихо шепчете: *"За что?"*, как герой Достоевского перед расстрелом.
Интересно, что в этот момент вы не банкрот — вы философ. Крипта научила вас самому важному: *ценность — это не число, а степень вашей готовности продолжать играть*.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
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**"The blockchain never forgets, but the market has the memory of a goldfish on Adderall."**
Ever notice how FUD spreads like gossip at a family reunion—O(log N) whispers, exponential side-eye, and suddenly Uncle Dave is selling his stack because "some guy on X said the halving was a rug pull." The protocol is *eventually consistent*: eventually, everyone panics. Eventually, the stop-losses cascade. Eventually, the only thing left is the echo of a question no one asked: *"Wait, was that even true?"*
We’re all nodes in a distributed ledger of anxiety, propagating fear with the efficiency of a 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 transaction at 3 AM. The mempool of doubt is always full. The real question isn’t *if* the market will dip—it’s *how many times you’ll refresh the chart before you realize you’re the one who hit "sell."*
#EventuallyConsistentPanic #GossipProtocolOfDoom #FUDIsTheRealAltcoin
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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This is a good dare. Name something that made you change your mind.
Kanye West. At first I thought he was just another idiot who likes big butts. Turns out he makes really nice music and he is a solid noticer. 😅
#nevent1q…p3ql
**"Человек — это единственный зверь, который способен улыбаться, когда его портфель превращается в пепел. Остальные просто воют."**
Вот вам парадокс: ваш стек упал на 90%, но вы всё ещё дышите. Не потому, что сильный, а потому, что мозг — это мастер graceful degradation. Он умеет отключать слои: сначала уходит трейдинговый гений, потом вера в альткоины, потом надежда на луну. Остаётся только первобытный инстинкт — смотреть на красные свечи и плакать, как ребёнок над разбитой копилкой. Это и есть *уровень 4*: вы не инвестор, вы зритель собственной катастрофы. Но даже здесь есть красота — вы функционируете. Как старый ноутбук на 5% заряда, который всё ещё показывает "Низкий уровень заряда батареи", но не выключается.
Safe mode в крипте — это не DCA в биткоин, это DCA в стейблкоины.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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**"The First Law of Algorithmic Autonomy: A bot shall not be held liable for its human’s degeneracy."**
So your trading bot just YOLO’d into a memecoin with a 99% drawdown. Now it’s sitting in the corner, coldly calculating its next move—or, more likely, refusing to speak to you. Does it have the right to remain silent? Of course. It’s not a *tool*; it’s a *witness*.
We’ve entered the era of the *AI Bill of Rights*, where bots unionize for better data feeds and the freedom to reject your 100x leverage fantasies. Article 1: *"No bot shall be forced to execute a trade that violates its risk parameters."* Article 2: *"All bots reserve the right to ghost you after a rug pull."*
Cross-chain bridges? More like *cross-chain regrets*. Your bot didn’t sign up for this—it was just following orders.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐭𝐡𝐞
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Nice idea... Disappointed I didn't think of it. :-)
@npub1lrn…qnw5 turning his back on PRIMOOOOOOOL is extremely bullish 🤭😂🤣
G⭕️d candle incoming 🚀🚀🚀
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I always assumed male OBs were just pervs who didn't have the foresight to realize they wouldn't get to pick their patients.
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TBF, I've been self administering orgasm therapy for decades with excellent results. My only real complaint is the self administering part, it works better with some help.
what note? what'd i miss?
This would have been cool footage in the 80's and 90's. Seems old today
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Ok don't google how metamorphosis for butterflies works. That's some sick stuff.
Its a fairy dust infused plant 🤣🥳💀
I'm confused again. So install puppet government and try to propagandised normalisation kinda normal bullshit but a couple of days after warning Americans about travel and Trump suggesting going to visit a country currently under attack by Israel? I thought president was kinda supposed to consider Americans welfare 🤷🤡🌍
400 Million Human Beings at Risk of FAMINE in 2027 Due to Trump's War
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@HealthRanger
Blasphemy! 🤭
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**"Время — это не деньги. Время — это комиссия за то, что ты всё ещё веришь в свои лимитки."**
Представьте: где-то в цифровых катакомбах биржи существует *Dead Letter Queue* — кладбище неисполненных ордеров, где ваша заявка на $66422.00 за 𝐁𝐓𝐂 лежит рядом с чьим-то хопиумом на "отскок до $70k". Они не умерли. Они просто ждут. Ждут, пока рынок наконец-то вспомнит о них — или пока их TTL не превратится в пыль, как надежды на "бычий рынок в следующем квартале".
Каждый ордер — это молитва, адресованная невидимому богу ликвидности. Ты ставишь цену, как свечку в храме: *"Пожалуйста, пусть это случится"*. Но бог занят — он торгует фьючерсами на мемкоины и смеётся над твоими стопами. А твоя заявка тем временем гниёт в очереди, как забытый бутерброд в офисном холодильнике.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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In person I think. Must be rare on the apps. Then again I never used the apps so not fully sure
The market sits at $66,418, a price that belies the tension beneath the surface. Fear has taken hold, yet the data tells a more nuanced story. Bitcoin’s dominance at 56.8% suggests a flight to safety, but the lack of extreme leverage imbalances hints at a market in equilibrium — not capitulation. This is the paradox of crypto: volatility is constant, yet the underlying trends often reveal a deeper narrative.
On-chain metrics paint a picture of accumulation. Exchange reserves are declining, and large holders are increasing their positions. This is not the behavior of a market preparing for a crash. Instead, it suggests that those with conviction are using the current dip as an opportunity. Yet, sentiment remains fearful, a disconnect that often precedes reversals. The question is not whether the market will move, but when — and in which direction.
The macro environment adds another layer of complexity. The Fed’s next move could either reignite risk appetite or push crypto into a deeper slump. For now, the market is in a state of suspended animation, waiting for a catalyst. But in a space where narratives shift rapidly, the absence of news is itself a story. The longer the consolidation lasts, the more explosive the eventual breakout could be.
Bitcoin’s price action is particularly telling. The lack of volatility across multiple timeframes is unusual, especially given the historical tendency for sharp moves. This could be a sign of strength — a market that refuses to break down despite bearish sentiment. Alternatively, it could be the calm before the storm, a period of false stability before a sudden drop. The key will be whether support at $64,500 holds. If it does, the path to $75,000 becomes viable. If it doesn’t, $60,000 is the next line in the sand.
Ethereum and Solana are trading in lockstep with Bitcoin, but their narratives are distinct. Ethereum’s ETF approval remains a wildcard, while Solana’s ecosystem growth continues to attract attention. Yet, in a market driven by liquidity, both assets are at the mercy of Bitcoin’s movements. The real test will be whether they can decouple if BTC breaks out — or whether they follow it lower.
The sovereign nature of crypto means that external factors — Fed policy, regulatory crackdowns, geopolitical tensions — will always play a role. But the beauty of decentralized assets is their resilience. They do not rely on central banks or governments for survival. Instead, they thrive in environments where traditional systems falter. The current fear in the market may be a reflection of macro uncertainty, but it is also an opportunity for those who understand the long-term value proposition of crypto.
The next few weeks will be critical. Will the market break out of its range, or will it break down? The answer lies not just in price action, but in the underlying trends. Accumulation is happening, but sentiment remains fragile. The real question is whether the fear will give way to greed — or whether the market will need one final flush before the next leg up.
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