cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

simplex DM me for all your remotely operated underwater vehicle needs: https://simplex.chat/contact#/?v=1-4&smp=smp%3A%2F%2FSkIkI6EPd2D63F4xFKfHk7I1UGZVNn6k1QWZ5rcyr6w%3D%40smp9.simplex.im%2FP0rE9zB_W1ljpc_Jsaz6K-tbRm2mHqsP%23%2F%3Fv%3D1-2%26dh%3DMCowBQYDK2VuAyEAvVLbWdTbqwpdPLLtKG22WDXJUiS1EMVTByd5NuwikWU%253D%26srv%3Djssqzccmrcws6bhmn77vgmhfjmhwlyr3u7puw4erkyoosywgl67slqqd.onion

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npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

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[email protected]

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Last Notes

2026-05-25 22:32:44 CEST

😂😂😂☢️
https://image.nostr.build/21e5f374ce06bcb7d9c586633160491e7bf82d845eb1f30d5f795939c9b9dbf8.png

2026-05-25 21:25:08 CEST

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i see some relays fail, but it's always ones that are supposed to because they're gone or I dont have access.. pretty reliable in my nostrworlds 😅

2026-05-25 21:12:03 CEST

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amy is not reliable at all .. esp on graphene. ive confirmed this by reading its logs, it says it fails when it succeeds and/or the relay is fine.. just fyi.
it overloads its dns pool and connection pool till it cant tell what is happening.

2026-05-25 18:25:28 CEST

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steamdeck forums might have clues.

2026-05-25 18:16:33 CEST

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no, you must spend the whole weekend getting it to work on open sauce and then give up and never support something that doesn't.. fuck the fuckers! thats the way 😂
did steamdeck mention it supports or not? just curious. i guess i really dont play too many games (see above)

2026-05-25 05:10:38 CEST

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oh, yah its been down for me for a week or so.. i just assumed people were stupid.😂 tbf, i do this with most links.. different era.

2026-05-24 19:09:56 CEST

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😂😂😂

2026-05-24 18:41:57 CEST

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👀

2026-05-24 04:43:27 CEST

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cool!

2026-05-23 20:21:35 CEST

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yes, and it was easy, you just install it.

2026-05-23 01:13:16 CEST

RelayTools-android 1.1.0 released! This is a major release, justifying this version number increment.
What's new:
Fine grain missing-note fetching. With automatic settings, and manual extreme spidering of threads. (see -> settings, Note Loading. And settings -> cache relays).
Image blur-hash and over-haul of images and videos display. Personally, I am loving this one.
Quoted notes display, and comment threading, x9000.
Load Images only on Wifi additional setting to augment Auto Image load setting.
Relay MGMT nip86 - status and check fixed for both amber manual and automatic.
Mentions fixed for cooler looking note content refs.
Articles comments fixed for reply keyboard floating.
Probably some other stuff.
Enjoy!
Zapstore: https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
Obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/apks
https://i.nostr.build/upcPzC1eATpZUiXX.png

2026-05-23 01:01:40 CEST

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Loves me some clouds

2026-05-23 00:40:34 CEST

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lord of the orcas 🐳🐳🐳🏝️😅

2026-05-22 23:36:30 CEST

testing mentioning @npub107j…ncxg
😅🔥

2026-05-22 22:28:01 CEST

my app doesn't even have an option for quote noting, but, i think prob soon, it may deserve a spot on the action HUD

2026-05-22 22:26:33 CEST

hardest part bout developing nostr apps is i gotta read all the insane shit y'all be producing.
if it werent for @Noshole 's humming birds.. we'd be cooked. 😅🐳

2026-05-22 21:39:48 CEST

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test

2026-05-22 21:05:09 CEST

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done deal

2026-05-22 20:06:57 CEST

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yeah, that's tougher.. no real standard for it.. that whole limits spec you had, or a nip86 http call might do the trick. nip66 wont know per-user access info (prob the wrong place for it unless the client devices start publishing them)

2026-05-22 18:04:08 CEST

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do you use load images in RT or do you keep that off? any other slow internet tips i can improve? new features are going to be selective modes for spidering out for replies-to (such as outbox, relay hints, cache relay or none)

2026-05-22 18:00:12 CEST

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I'm cooking up a sweet update for RT android, just have to get gradle to calm down so i can release it.. 😅

2026-05-21 02:49:27 CEST

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Tldr centralized one and tow are gonzo. Try centralized three and four? Until morale improves and nip66 takes hold..

2026-05-21 02:47:59 CEST

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Omg 🐳stahp 🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳

2026-05-21 02:44:56 CEST

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realy feeds oh yeah baby 🐥

2026-05-20 23:43:33 CEST

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if it bleeds, it leads 🔥

2026-05-20 02:36:23 CEST

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tokens are like a really strong drug, then they run out and price goes up, and this worldview collapses or goes to shit lol
PRs still gonna make it 😂

2026-05-19 16:58:15 CEST

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inbox with WOA fixes this 😂

2026-05-18 18:20:39 CEST

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decouple the events. have it send a nip17 giftwrap dm "sent you a payment". if the payments are faked, or valid, allow the client to publish attestations for the sender/receiver npub like a commerce rating.

2026-05-17 23:31:02 CEST

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the carb is never 'clean' 😂

2026-05-17 19:10:38 CEST

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There should be no public amount and no bolt11. There should be attestation from the receiver that someone zaps or scams. That way everyone gets their precious 'signal' and not the rest. Ever notice how a hot zapped post tops out? Because the amounts are visible.
The social implications are important. Notice that venmo started out advertising publicly who sent money to who, and nobody uses that feature anymore other than venmo itself to enforce it's centralized rules.

2026-05-17 18:56:23 CEST

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I disagree this was the intention of zaps, but that is what they were implemented as. Then much later I realized that and was disappointed. It's ok, but saying this is what everyone wanted, I don't believe that.. JB almost immediately tried to fix it with private zaps but those aren't private either. The idea went wild for a bit with everyone pumping it, and now we are here. (A place where we only send dust because it's too public).

2026-05-17 18:49:41 CEST

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I am open to it, but I don't think it will help. NWC servers send to nip65 outbox.. not 10050 dm relays..
It is time for zaps 2.0 and NWC 2.0, using full nip17 as the transport.

2026-05-17 18:32:06 CEST

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Why is it a requirement? For the NWC? It allows auth with ephemeral keys and the idea was in the future when it gets spammed then the key acts as a rate limiter style helper.. (vs. just wide open relay). But ... Yeah, that future may never have arrived. Why even use auth at all?

2026-05-17 18:20:56 CEST

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I still think it'd be nice to move all this stuff into a nip17 style chat. And it would then be compatible with any nip17 client..
Equiv of "hey, I zapped you!". "Thanks I received it!" 🎉

2026-05-17 18:17:46 CEST

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Is there a new spec? Last I looked, most NWC providers can't even connect to auth relays .. 🤔

2026-05-17 17:45:50 CEST

know what else re-uses the same wallet address?
shitcoins 😁

2026-05-17 17:37:34 CEST

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one got stuck in the gargage, we caught it and released. it was chirpin ALot.. poor thing.

2026-05-17 17:35:16 CEST

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eh, moving the amount, it breaks damus fyi. the thing is, the bolt is still in the public part of the zap, which i think is what amy uses. i dont want that but i need to fork my nwc provider to move it .. its tmi and isn't useful except for in a long shot for the zap receiver (wrapped)

2026-05-17 17:27:46 CEST

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I moved amount into the wrap part of private zaps. works still with amy and i like it better that way. zap is a zap, no need for these amount tallys.

2026-05-17 06:27:04 CEST

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I still like forking, usually with the goal being to be accepted upstream.. PRs not ded yet for good softwares. AI still can be struggle to start from zero..

2026-05-17 00:17:16 CEST

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doxxathon?
https://media.tenor.com/NyF0cA41lWIAAAAC/dog-doggo.gif

2026-05-17 00:13:02 CEST

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GM
https://image.nostr.build/9cbd5119109a2f5b1b18ab2615229635ecc4aecce51ea30dc83c95e7e91ea08c.gif

2026-05-16 23:45:06 CEST

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you forgot 1) fork it

2026-05-16 23:37:09 CEST

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i silently celebrated this like it was already a done deal. sounds excellent. my apologies 😅✅✅✅

2026-05-16 23:33:01 CEST

so, it sounds like we just need a request to zap protocol, that's a lot like an LN address, and it gives you a different btc address each time cc @npub1xts…kk5s
we really gon let the bitcoin coat-tailers muddle these waters? hehe. maybe. sure. for now.

2026-05-16 23:27:45 CEST

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yes i assumed btc pay did it, so yeah, but this thing you mentiond where none received thats what worries me

2026-05-16 23:21:07 CEST

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betta sit up 🌝⚡ we talkin zaps neah!

2026-05-16 23:19:07 CEST

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would it be an attack vector to provide a new address each time (that say someone requests to zap, and new addr is made... hell, even hand out the same one for 24hrs?) lazy web question yeah i know. 😅

2026-05-16 22:48:17 CEST

RelayTools-android v1.0.8 released!
Changes:
Relay Set list integration and management (NIP51 30002)
Relay banner_image and icon now used in the relay-picker and set lists AND in the top UI bar.
UX morphed to match better android pattern expectations (bottom controls, top menu less cluttered).
Profile relay sources now configurable and searchable with NIP66.
Other minor fixes for rendering quoted images, replies to images and url rendering.
This is a warm-up release. The world has not changed, and the stability should remain the same as v1.0.7 which has been deployed since January. More soon.
https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools

2026-05-16 21:36:57 CEST

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and then made sure to publish an un-deletable record of it for public agencies to goon over

2026-05-16 20:24:08 CEST

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🤔🤔🤔

2026-05-16 20:05:25 CEST

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he's just a friendly blob squinting to see you 😂😇

2026-05-16 20:03:28 CEST

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usually when im cold, its because i didnt consume enough calories #coldclimatetips

2026-05-16 19:32:47 CEST

I need a new dev machine, but they cost $7000.. fml.
and the ai took all my water n stuff.

2026-05-16 19:29:59 CEST

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im gonna fork it for greedy set cover, i got the need, for speed 😅

2026-05-16 19:14:51 CEST

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1,$ s/tekkadanplays/tekkadan ressurected?||tekkadan gives up/g

2026-05-16 19:02:59 CEST

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https://i.nostr.build/b7KExQ1vJprRvQKF.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/rq8JgrK1dokli1T1.jpg
#proof of blob

2026-05-16 18:48:36 CEST

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thats why i bought a new camera, my crap phone cant zoom for shit, #nexttime
https://i.nostr.build/KHeKuYk5PUjD5J8x.jpg

2026-05-16 18:42:22 CEST

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hahaha, this blob, should be our mascot fr

2026-05-16 18:41:06 CEST

But how can find profile cache relays?!?!? Devs in disbelief.
nak req --kind 30166 --limit 5 -tag T=Directory wss://monitorlizard.nostr1.com wss://relaypag.es
gg Ez

2026-05-16 18:29:20 CEST

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I like it, and bonus is you can swap the image for something else later 😯

2026-05-16 17:59:02 CEST

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whatchu mean by FIPS?

2026-05-15 07:09:02 CEST

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joke i hop e.. 😅

2026-05-15 07:06:30 CEST

ran the riding mower through the tall grass, and dragged out a deer spine and bones. right where i saw some monster coyotes hangin out, duh

2026-05-15 07:05:01 CEST

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cause u gotta post good shit

2026-05-15 07:03:33 CEST

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wait, u still supportin amber rite?

2026-05-15 02:23:23 CEST

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(since january 😅)

2026-05-15 02:21:14 CEST

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try relay tools android, it haz better droid

2026-05-15 00:47:49 CEST

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yes, but with infinite greenfields 😇

2026-05-15 00:37:46 CEST

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can has
cheese burger?

2026-05-15 00:03:35 CEST

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i notice in my eyes first too, so wash those eyes with saline solution and flag for netti pot flush if needed. but yah, i hate that GMO grass corridor.. riding motorcycle thru that requires some seriois mitigations 😂

2026-05-14 23:51:10 CEST

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its the worst. netti pot style ftw. drugs treat symptoms, but flushing the pollen they can't do. and you dont need anything special, just a pint glass of distilled water. 🐳

2026-05-14 22:56:20 CEST

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hez a claw hybrid now 😅🌊

2026-05-14 22:54:31 CEST

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i wish i had done this

2026-05-14 21:32:00 CEST

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https://media.tenor.com/68qKe4YYp40AAAAC/76ers-lakers-basketball.gif

2026-05-14 21:30:53 CEST

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in the NBA we would call that, dey got posterized

2026-05-14 17:09:12 CEST

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we need to find fiatjaf a favorite twitch streamer so he can experience the madness of a huge group chat.

2026-05-14 16:45:18 CEST

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now just train them for not squaking so much 😂

2026-05-13 02:49:32 CEST

yardwork and stuff, i can't say i don't enjoy it. who's up for some croquet? 😁

2026-05-13 02:47:31 CEST

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never been asked for this, i feel left out 😅

2026-05-12 18:55:22 CEST

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in your example you said they could sell it to drive people to their 'other assets'. with the exceptions of blackrock and US govt, which assets would those be? all these companies make way more money off higher fees on a higher price.. they gain more as bitcoin goes up not down, and when there is a drawdown like you said they buy right back..
so, what is the better asset then?

2026-05-12 18:24:52 CEST

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that would take a massive amount of collusion on a global scale of all governments.. thats part of why bitcoin has stood up so well, is that it takes real energy and capital to attempt to take it over. those that 'work for the government' have a much easier time doing stock market insider trading than mucking around in small market cap btc and having to compete worldwide with others who are playing against them.

2026-05-12 17:53:37 CEST

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so, what is better than btc? i do agree that the scenario where as many people as possible have some, but im surrounded by people so far in debt that they use all inflows to service the debt or spend each month..
it has gotten to the point it does not matter really, btc is the most liquid thing that exists still, and barring being completly outlawed, people will use it as such. (which means spending it).
it is not in the interest of anyone, even large holders to manipulate the price to zero if it causes it to 'die off'

2026-05-11 19:59:11 CEST

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yeah but i want nvidia access to the memory not amd 😂 for llmz

2026-05-11 19:45:42 CEST

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all prices are yeah 😭 and its not even unified.

2026-05-11 19:44:01 CEST

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ive been getting 'ddos'd by tor exit nodes for months. they are saturating the nostr.. best to use it for onions only that way it stands a chance of working.

2026-05-11 19:39:27 CEST

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ah yes, i talked to these guys at a linux booth and got to see all their lappys in person. they said theyre working on one of those fancy nvidia backplane things too.. i liked their stuff.

2026-05-11 19:33:51 CEST

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good to know, i was fantacizing bout these. linux just doesnt have much for unified ram hardware yet.

2026-05-11 19:27:52 CEST

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put more info in your bio? like a link to it?

2026-05-09 16:42:30 CEST

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Hm, I tried it on mobile FF with nos2x-fox and it worked, and also on desktop FF same.. Is it possible your signer is stuck from too many reqs (this happens to me sometimes generally and I go clear them out)? It will ask for two things, getpubkey, and signature for 22242 login.

2026-05-09 16:31:56 CEST

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To the brainstorm? What signer are you using?

2026-05-09 16:05:45 CEST

RelayTools has upgraded our integration to use Brainstorm 2.0 for WOA relays! 🎉 Much progress, very score. Try some score calculations today! #shillstr
https://brainstorm.nosfabrica.com
https://image.nostr.build/b8701c2cb30e4fa8b6902cd15d5855fae2d76b58a558381d38163c6eac55f6fb.gif

2026-05-08 23:33:38 CEST

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i believe, stuff been happen. funny how anti-alien everyone seems to be.. the cope

2026-05-08 16:43:28 CEST

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ah, ok. darn 😂

2026-05-08 16:42:10 CEST

I wonder if the AI sucks at writing iOS apps because its a closed ecosystem. Probably far less code to train on.. 🤔 This is how winning prob will look like..
No trainO no buenO

2026-05-07 23:37:11 CEST

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the wild bunnies use it as a jump point for their dandelion citadel

2026-05-07 23:36:00 CEST

#blooming #bloomscrolling update. Was just one flower, now ot's moar
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/b03fff5e78f2e61fed16a2bde86767edfc8782ba34ccdbcdfb72b68afaa65215.jpg

2026-05-07 23:33:17 CEST

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sell me somethin i need

2026-05-07 23:13:55 CEST

blueflowas have eclipsed the white flowa #bloomscrolling
https://npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h.blossom.band/b5ee132cc23fc8bcdfb8cbb8596389ab2ca8fbc16ce893397821a540335a4725.jpg

2026-05-07 22:29:06 CEST

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good moods is good ♥️