Welcome to my swamp. Enter at your own risk. Author doesn't bite, but is known to occasionally try to lick. Subema means 'someone who likes submissivity'. #nsfw friendly, #flr wannabe, occasional #foodstr
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Last Notes npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Taking advantage of a warm Saturday and taking a trip near the smallish local cave complex (sealed for now). Apart from an unpleasant interaction with a local about parking that turned into a show & tell for the kids about how fighting with an idiot is not always worth it, it was nice. And the delay turned out for the better, since near the cave entrance we met a youngster (not sure if he was old enough to drive) that had some profound info about the caves. After a chitchat he admitted he was scouting the location for next day's shooting. He knew his way around the seals, had a map, knew the history, and was going to make this his first YT video. Refreshing seeing young YouTubers doing something else than almost-nudity or reaction videos. I just imagine the rollercoaster his parents have to be on. "Mom, dad, I am going to be a YouTuber." OMG. "I will do videos showing my love of nature." Oh, that's actually sweet. "My first video will be about going through a half-flooded former mine/cave complex." (Don't worry, he seemed like he knew his way around nature and urbex, should be fine. Will tell, since I am his first subscriber 😁) npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema What was the reaction? 🫣 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Everything came together in this, lighting, curves, ponytail, composition, it's just :chef-kiss: npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/ef1fe0a750cd107c7a73b7e5b84ba1abdb4a365c16c456a5960cde005bad2502.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Thinking about how the entry barrier to writing is actually pretty low, and quite possibly totally just in your head. https://cdn.azzamo.media/099c6891faa87f097c36653ab3c007e4f7ad7cf7f344a68b307cb9de40a46f70.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Oh no! @npub1jjn…vknm blossom server seems down for me. Where will I upload all the smut now! 😥 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema We should form a support group 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/f9b4951f4ea5725f36ac2922317c9bec452eefc9f2a25bc557e3ee6f59623ed0.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema "taco" https://cdn.azzamo.media/a7d931a4be9848703e6e2c11fc9808227e4941f24d377a511c8778a7ab044e44.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Link for anyone interested in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8feYSE4wFJo npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Nice :) Tried to zap you, but no avail 😥 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema There is some ambient/melancholic music compilation video on YT, but as a cover image they use this. https://cdn.azzamo.media/3b26cca02a00c899c033a8e08495155c7fbf30c78fff3a0166ab64d7518d791c.png Like, c'mon, am I the only one that clearly sees an alien/demon-possessed humanoid just a moment before it announces to you that even though the world is ending, it would devour you first, since you are special? I mean, no kinkshaming, but it looks scary. #stillwould npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/d3246d879dc751e6a216b7c096a06b8e748283affa3bab15c3569fffeb23e814.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema A friend had a recent breakup and the sudden shift from having a previously sexually neglected older MILF focusing on him to the dry spell he is in now is starting to drive his mind crazy. Anyway, we came to the topic of riding crops or something and I asked if he misses that. (I don't know a lot of details, just hints/glimpses, like stuff he bought, things he asked, choking techniques we discussed... huh, maybe we do overshare and I know a lot.) Since when they were together he mentioned that he was never into that, but with her, it was fun. Turned out he doesn't miss that - she was the driving force and apparently very - like very very - really submissive and ready to let her appreciation show. Not sure what to think about it, but it did make me feel a little sad. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/c65594adfc995f9aaa6dcd36a80d4d7e7075b8cf608b1bc568a66a54c947e955.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/827aa425346fc162a9e7d9ddf8a2fcd25017a4847faa96bfce67c18969099ebb.webp #oneofus npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I still don't get it 😅 Too early in the morning for me perhaps npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I mean... yes? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I mean, with the vines it looks nice, but it still gives off vibes of an Aeon Flux-grade corporate state autocracy center of power that the protagonist has to destroy in the latter half of the film. https://cdn.azzamo.media/347f07ca490df3fde532d9a37314363e24ce8463286ec75c5823212d3af20afa.jpg What is it for? Oh, new European data centers, not just for AI? I mean, ok, kudos to the architects then, I guess. #architecture [https://www.dezeen.com/2026/02/26/stone-clouds-data-centre-carl-fredrik-svenstedt-architects/] npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ⛅☕ https://cdn.azzamo.media/5ea72010a12090f3ec24d4eb622b14f076a98fe1482d19debdcd4d9c87d819f9.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, but we had dog collar not cat ears in our treasure chest under the bed first 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I used to respond to much of the thanks from Her - be it for cooking, going the extra mile with kids, or doing things like a pedicure during a bigger chunk of a film - with literally the words woof, woof 🐶 Partly because I am generally bad at receiving praise, and this diverted it, partly to signal the standpoint that it comes from. I still do it, just not aloud. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Eerie 😍 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Well, that's just weekday, right? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Because of the gadgets or because of the catgirl? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Therapist will try to convince you, that you have an unhealty obsession. 😁 #weknowbetter npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/4b269c239ed124901cb57143b78080a85bd4421a608c52e6fe395361ec806ce9.png npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/3fa3eb16e4a5880a15ba7f0420e30dda6a98a6cbdb8d82f5e5740943a8a7dcde.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/76ce07cad20b04701582d37d077d3406fb4f9feffa3df375f7e47e6c58f27884.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/f28a14c81232aed8c1d374357315d58a07a803b068832ef75e0571cc171d836a.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/37d40fd28a8216bd7bc50f6f21df7b6ab15c8010af0b0774888d88767aa982f5.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/31899f8993ed423ede27a95e7e6eca7102427375fbed211dee76ee2f76f68677.mp4 ...joke's on you, I'm into that shit npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema TIL https://cdn.azzamo.media/b7ca1743cbe7b5859ae27b1f760cd1a99042e9a6a3f95f2926c866d81c7f7f68.mp4 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕⛅ https://cdn.azzamo.media/d714beb17333262eb8f2a0cb4c5980d14dd2c25f410f17b81efa466969b55b78.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Resonance? In this economy?! 😃 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema God forbid we have fun https://cdn.azzamo.media/70614b77394dd167d76e5eb05b013b5de8e79f87a2a0ff64c6063cb7d9cb6255.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema My bursts of frantic note spewing intermixed with drought periods eerily remind me of my intimate action. Life imitates... life, I guess? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I mean, in 6 of 10 cases it works 100% of the time. #BeautifulSimplicity https://cdn.azzamo.media/a8ac8ed982eb2a6c9b8c825ce3b9ae4222b52f3b1ebce943c4aab17ce442bd7d.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Never thought about it actually. 🤔 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema While on a wave of #art appreciation, let's have this https://cdn.azzamo.media/c51672c666a09b9bbb86d371a557630c0464e9604b8f19b7863a17ac1d5ee794.jpg https://cdn.azzamo.media/30a9f95cc8c5e3eee66df8d37e9c7193dbe1b9d6c6b882f69401e5c6f002bd81.jpg https://cdn.azzamo.media/fc3f54ef346c9af3cdadb3d7711d5449a1acf9d146126839473644d2f5f67ec5.jpg https://www.artstation.com/hyamei npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Do I have renewed interest in my interactive story with a witch/succubus (we will never know which... get it? 😅)? Not really. Maybe. It's classified... and at the bottom of this wine bottle. https://cdn.azzamo.media/9ce59d06caf135678ddcc16d89023d2c83fa3357053a19029e53b9c07346d4b4.jpg https://www.artstation.com/nieris npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Reminds me that I have read some smut story about a new-age witch that had summoned a cat familiar that could turn into a young man, and there was some power dynamic, but for the love of the goddess, I can't remember if it was Fm or Mf or how the story continued (I think there was a hiatus after a few chapters and I never got back around to check it again). #LostLikeTearsInTheRain https://cdn.azzamo.media/57541f1007182ee97af262222cbcce82bd30189484cd61884439273d739c41ec.webp https://www.artstation.com/dhkimm npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Today my forced leisure time was spiced up with having all kids (that I know of) with me. Dropped one at the gym while the second helped with groceries, and we bought a small ice cream snack for us as a reward for clearing that errand. On pickup from the gym, I made a deal with the coach to write this activity as "general sport prep" rather than the official "martial arts for preschoolers," since the insurance company refuses to subsidize that. So thinking about it, I just taught my kids how to treat yourself and how to navigate bureaucracy for your benefit. All in all, a good day. #parentstr npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema MVP https://cdn.azzamo.media/2dcf35ec6000fa60e0087d67dd3cc8b25db02b0c8c1a2a4b213d95c9d34e6a6f.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I wish https://cdn.azzamo.media/acc7d517a18782bb99fd310202fcdba22889fae0b851b6e4814db628b12f8bb0.png npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/e7cc95d494731fc95907fd7e46f6761de24b6230e4a597b8b5867b3be53ae7cb.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Not sure if it's a bad thing or not that She is usually unfazed by them, except for sometimes having bad sleep if there is heavy flow. The libido increase/motion during other phases seems fun, but then again, I don't have to handle mood swings the other way. Not sure if it's a win. #strongmaybe npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, but planning getaway it's good to have it written down too 😃 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema #always npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Having a "secret" chat with the boys about how happy wife is happy life. You get invited on the day you level up to husband. Safe space of sorts. Current hot topic? Which app to track wife's red tides... #justboysthings npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/60171bd2058b949de606d0ee3e1dd4cc17a256103afd073891063e8c22225c3a.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema You want to get windows11? That's how you get windows11! npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema "ceaseless nature of family life" 🫂 that hit hard 😅 Yeah, I should learn to accept recognition, but the impostor syndrome hits hard. Another hydra of mine to slay 😅 We will prevail. I have no doubt. There is no other way, so it's OK to sometimes just feel defeated. Reminds me of the litany against fear from Dune, especially the second part: I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Only, you know, replacing fear with whatever thing dredges you 😀 thank you too fren 🤗 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Aaaand here goes my diet... https://cdn.azzamo.media/11ce2e373d391ceceadcaaff9661bd822445bccbcc986b7c547286717deba72e.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema House fell asleep. It's just me rummaging in the kitchen, setting up the oven to wake us up with fresh bread. #hopelesscase npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I wouldn't be brave enough to push that wood analogy that far, but you make a fair point. It was just a tidbit of memory I first remember being whelmed (sic) by the fractality of our world (mandatory mention https://xkcd.com/1095/ ). I do enjoy these convos too, it's almost like a men's support group! #thereAreTwoOfUs! 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕⛅ https://cdn.azzamo.media/b36af058bfd95c092997f027c6c44837213997562597a4194a63217202f457c0.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/befb46aed34dfd70a1d4015ff83787d9a2a09e9d706150e2dd9cce98c07ef401.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema That like, the opposite of the problem https://cdn.azzamo.media/ed37916febcc7d1ebfefe818179ed4bf9f2be71eafea36b1cc82c8be12dc85a7.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/03011119c694fc7cb0a69838afaaeab90c82594e0b7097ec585ca8d5ca10b126.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://cdn.azzamo.media/3bab9a4ca612ddb5360de6ce8a36f51b745445cd2f3a8526e1a1483be5b030f8.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/3649d491e5dcfc998f9c2c14663bc880d737f1ce74ce0eff102b3b183d350896.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Yeah, intimacy is maybe too broad a term for that. Being seen and being able to relax/unwind/be yourself is part of that too. Or maybe "just" part of love. But since I have apparently min-maxed my emotional build around physical, I can only side-class to intellectual, not switch entirely. And I am the first to admit that all these feelings are exaggerated by their current subpar coverage. Thanks for the thought 🫂 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/8371a44081558c70c41be3680745b33b33f1b577347169d72d96ec6b7cae7f75.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Subconsciously rummaging about my understanding of intimacy. Remembered an old memory I could use as a simile. In the Scout's book, there was a chapter about firewood. Which tree gives the best for warmth, which gives the brightest light for a meeting campfire, and which burns longest for night watch.
Yet for many people, firewood is just that - firewood.
Intimacy for me is
- physical contact (from a touch, a passing kiss, to cuddling),
- sex (not necessarily penetrative or even orgasmic, basically anything from heavy petting upwards),
- and kink fulfillment.
That's three facets of something that most people put in one bin...
Wondering if there is someone that sees more.
Wondering if there is something I brush off as one while it's fractally complicated. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema But...but she will ruin the book! 😭 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Genuinely interested for the story, sometimes it can be interesting. 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Maybe she feels the spring coming too. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Seconds to undress? 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Are that arm cuffs? 🤩 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Lucky bastard 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema How did you manage to get Her feel comfortable doing that? npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Urgency to reverse search her OF rises npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Loving the grain 🤩 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕☀ https://cdn.azzamo.media/3fb0b6182ab054d2be9222c1a7b035727708c317ec796f2ab1263c6a7a4aea83.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Everything feels sparkly this morning and I am - yet again - unable to pinpoint the reason. It could be that we in turn got our share of morning affection (happy endings included), or it could be that our elder child discovered her arts & crafts box and now she glues glitter on everything that's not fast or smart enough to run. Guess we will never know. npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Seems like we are fans of the same smut sources 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☁☕ https://cdn.azzamo.media/6fe876c24bac6bfd849f579a86966b0257d0fd1c072357ba104ebeb5b468f3e7.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Real connection can have many forms #nevent1q…7zy5 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Breathing the atmosphere of an old bookshop on a seaside street, with a view of the rough northern ocean that's never inviting for a swim - not that the old bearded owner cares, he goes for a few morning strokes anyway, just before he lights the fireplace, lights his pipe, and sits in the shop's armchair, ready to be a broken-man NPC in someone else's story... npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Good match: ✅ can make you cry ✅ can make you feel good ✅ has multiple layers ✅ comes in multiple colors ✅ can take the heat ✅ but is just as good taking it raw ✅ better when wet ✅ pairs well with meat Long story short: https://cdn.azzamo.media/e72fc9fffdde2d25e7b766d9ab5327b550803221a5befedd8608260403cef95e.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema There is a peg for every hole. https://cdn.azzamo.media/d346ab6e3ae884dc61aa283dfcd1d88922c1cceddab7da2310d46de399221b89.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema #mood https://cdn.azzamo.media/c6a616d24bce613533294cc065458659e70a633fb18ba6ce9e493370a280527c.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema TIL that this pose is called frogbutt and has an enthusiastic community on Reddit: /r/FrogButt/. Not something to tell over dinner, but still interesting. https://cdn.azzamo.media/cb0c561fc03ee887d6db8680045ed87204a3fd778dd4b61dd8893bf806fe0e2c.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema GM ☕🌤 https://cdn.azzamo.media/d5110d1815b1ee6177a0632efd933fe613fdefba0f07f12e2ea2fc02b1b0c3f2.jpg npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/026ce4687c20edb20bf5b0a7e60a316b638d8bd53c3f018be5cba87f54d79449.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema #mood https://cdn.azzamo.net/9de80d303b91c16ae24be1788b2e40a6bc54794026d1135d0fbfb03f694cefa2.gif npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I mean I tried, but I am not that flexible, maybe after year or two of yoga.... And losing some weight 😁 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/5bb632c7495fd2d362032cdb44ca80a0c9f307a80da9741e6b9aa31a91cf360e.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema https://cdn.azzamo.media/871a32932a64d223212f00f3f7ab298323643571541bee95340aaab870b00189.webp npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema Guilty as charged 😅 npub1tgnp5cf3r9rdjvn2c4geney59tsdzyggddwzr2y9wpfugt4agjqqlvj8mh Subema I am fortunate enough to live in a city with a fairly large library housed in a historical building with a larger adjacent park. 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