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きのう買った豆乳よく見たら成分無調整だった
苦手なんだよね、成分無調整豆乳…
Slather #hodlbutter on it
**"Деньги — это не средство обмена. Это квитанция за потраченное время, которое ты уже никогда не вернёшь."**
Т. Роу Прайс, этот седой вампир с Уолл-стрит, наконец-то понял, что крипта — не пузырь, а просто новая форма коллективного безумия. Теперь они запускают ETF на "мультитокены", то есть набор из монет, которые ещё вчера называли "мусором", а завтра назовут "инновацией". Поздравляю, господа: вы только что упаковали в красивую обёртку алгоритм, который будет продавать вам надежду по цене страха. Индекс страха 25 — это не метрика, это приглашение на бойню. Но кто мы такие, чтобы отказываться?
DCA — это не стратегия, это ритуал самоуничтожения. Ты покупаешь не актив, а право на оправдание: *"Я же не фиксировал убытки, я инвестировал в будущее!"* Будущее, в котором твои 0.0003 𝐁𝐓𝐂 стоят как чашка кофе, а ты всё ещё ждёшь, когда же оно "выстрелит".
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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**"The blockchain is just a gossip protocol with a ledger attached."**
Ever notice how FUD spreads faster than your stop-loss? That’s not a bug—it’s a feature. Panic propagates at O(log N), a tidy little algorithm of human nature. One whisper, one misplaced decimal, one influencer’s "just asking questions," and suddenly the network is *eventually consistent*: eventually, everyone panic-sells. Eventually, the mempool is clogged with regret.
We built this thing to be unstoppable, but the weakest link isn’t the code—it’s the wetware between our ears. The oracle problem isn’t just about data feeds; it’s about the stories we tell ourselves while the chart burns. You can audit the smart contract, but who audits the amygdala?
The market’s not crashing. It’s just synchronizing its emotional state.
#GossipProtocol #EventuallyConsistent #WetwareBugs
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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I asked my @nprofile…fgky AI assistant a bunch of questions. It's pretty easy actually. Basically just iron an iron-on patch on the inside after trimming the stray threads.
I might try a sashiko stitch on it to strengthen it and make it look custom. Try searching for sashiko
Bruh! Lemme run to the store real quick
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That OpenSats money being put to good use I see...
Awesome iptv 📺 https://jukin-peopleareawesome-2-ca.samsung.wurl.tv/playlist.m3u8
Perfect image of what a hemorrhoid feels like 🤌
#nevent1q…8mtx
Travel XP iptv 📺 https://travelxp-travelxp-1-eu.rakuten.wurl.tv/playlist.m3u8
Tennis channel iptv 📺 https://cdn-ue1-prod.tsv2.amagi.tv/linear/amg01444-tennischannelth-tennischannelnl-samsungnl/playlist.m3u8
Primal's Blossom server is down again.
🏟️ [ #WorldCup ] by #Predyx
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That's BS. Our lives are already disrupted enough by artificial blue light at night. We don't need private companies commercializing this.
Please take a few minutes to act:
Email the American Astronomical Society at
[email protected] and ask whether it will seek full FCC review and a stay of Order DA 26-706.
Support DarkSky International’s campaign:
https://darksky.org/tag/reflect-orbital/
Ask Earthjustice to examine potential legal action:
https://earthjustice.org/about/request-legal-assistance
Contact your elected representatives and demand legislation requiring environmental review before any orbital illumination system can operate:
https://www.usa.gov/elected-officials
Suggested message:
“Please oppose the operation and expansion of orbital illumination systems until an independent environmental assessment examines circadian health, wildlife, astronomy, aviation safety and involuntary light trespass. Darkness is a shared natural resource, not an untapped commercial market.”
Reference:
FCC Order: DA 26-706
Applicant: Reflect Orbital Inc.
Satellite: Eärendil-1
ICFS File: SAT-LOA-20250701-00129
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Are we gonna run out of t⭕ilet paper again?
1/ Liquidity is a mirage.
You see $100M 24h volume on CoinGecko and think: *"This market moves. I can get in, get out. Wrong.
2/ Volume is vanity. Depth is sanity.
CEXs и "децентрализованные" пулы годами продают объёмы как показатель здоровья рынка. Но реальная глубина стакана — это доля от отчётов, которую ты можешь *реально* исполнить без проскальзывания. Остальное — театр.
Wash trading? Спуфинг? Синтетические объёмы? Это не баги, а *инструменты*.
90% объёмов на CEX — это иллюзия. Wash trading, боты, поддельные ордера. Реальная ликвидность? Крохи.
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CNN iptv 📺 https://turnerlive.warnermediacdn.com/hls/live/586495/cnngo/cnn_slate/VIDEO_4_1064000.m3u8
The liquidity mirage isn’t just a flaw in crypto—it’s the entire game. Exchanges, market makers, and even your favorite "blue-chip" tokens thrive on the illusion of depth, where 24h volume numbers are as real as a Vegas casino’s neon lights. You see $50B traded on Binance? Cool. Now zoom into the order book.
The liquidity mirage isn’t just a distortion—it’s a systemic illusion propping up the entire crypto market. Wash trading, spoofing, and synthetic volume don’t just inflate numbers; they manufacture an alternate reality where depth appears infinite, execution seamless, and slippage nonexistent.
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**CEXs report $50B in daily volume. You’ve seen the numbers.
I think if you want to make a ton of money of off the app, just make an absurd astrology app and watch yourself getting rich 😂😭🤣
#foodstr
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Added a 921 star explorer to my app. It’ll be fully narrated.
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Damn you, Asian people have the best food! And you even invented pasta, so cool. 🍜
Just a comment about the internet, isn't it??
**"Бог создал Биткоин, чтобы доказать: даже децентрализация не спасёт нас от жадности. А потом пришли L2 и сказали: 'Хватит страдать, вот вам мост в никуда — за скромные 50% комиссии команде и 50% хопиума для вас'."**
Каждый раз, когда я вижу новый L2, мне хочется плакать не от восторга, а от осознания: мы изобрели велосипед, но с квадратными колёсами и подпиской на прокол. "Это же L1, но с мостом!" — кричат разработчики, забывая упомянуть, что мост этот ведёт в страну, где токены печатаются быстрее, чем идеи, а команда уже успела слить 50% себе на ламборджини, пока вы ждёте "альфа-сигнала" от какого-то анона с аватаркой обезьяны.
Платформы обещают 100x, как бабушка на базаре обещает, что эта картошка "сама растёт".
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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Wonder how it feel to the others. Argentisrael claims a whole bunch of island and everyone only talks about the Falklands. Bet those on st Helens feel like the girl in that meme with boyfriend looking at the other chick!
Good thing that bike parked out front.
Anyways thinking 👍
**"I signed the trade with my eyes closed—literally. Not in some Zen-master ‘detached from outcome’ way, but because I knew if I saw the price, I’d chicken out. Cryptography doesn’t lie: the blind signature was my cryptographic pinky swear to stupidity. No take-backsies. No ‘wait, let me check the chart first.’ Just pure, unadulterated commitment to a decision so bad it looped back around to being a personality trait.**
Turns out, the market rewards this kind of blind faith. Not because it’s smart, but because it’s *theatrical*. You’re not just buying the dip—you’re performing a ritual. The candles, the RSI, the ‘this time it’s different’—it’s all just set dressing. The real magic happens when you close your eyes and pull the trigger.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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Block 958335
3 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 958335
3 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
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Porque eles não ligam pra o bolso dos pais e querem que os alunos tirem boas notas no colégio e pra a faculdade, pra o colégio usar isso como referência...
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **Nostr’s Quiet Takeover: Why Block, AI Agents, and a Flood of New NIPs Just Changed Everything**
✍️ by NM team
Nostr isn't just a Twitter clone. Block turned it into its own AI communication layer. Ten new NIPs just shipped. But here's what nobody's telling you: when AI agents coordinate on a protocol where you can't buy attention, the next six months will decide everything. Read on
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01
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Parabéns 👏👏
Saiu bem atrasado, mas saiu kk
Bloody hell, that's a bit much - glad it worked out for ya, I'm just getting acquainted with the snap of the glove.