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Sweet, can you publish that?
Everyone being like "oh it's a thinker"
I'm going to the movies to enjoy myself not figure out what the hells going on the whole time 😂
It is the very thing that beats your heart
I guess I could offer the Inkan relay.
I originally set it up for testing, but if anyone would like to just use it just in a regular way and is a very well-mannered person, please feel free to request access at https://www.inkan.cc.
One neat feature is that the events you post automatically get OTS timestamps. You can retrieve these timestamps and keep them as proof of when you created your events.
It's free. What I get in return is a chance to practice running a relay, and to practice content moderation on you.
Block 958287
4 - high priority
3 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**What Happened This Week In The Nostr World**
NM team
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You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community ...
https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
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Yep. That’s where the cyclospora parasite comes from
I haven't even thought about this stuff because I put such small amounts on these wallets. I have no idea how they work.
852 EH/s. FnG 25. Märkte reden über Kurse, Miner reden in Kilowattstunden. Panik auf dem Chart — Stabilität im Grid. Diese zwei Sprachen beschreiben dasselbe Netzwerk.
1/ The liquidity mirage.
24h volume — это хлеб для маркетологов. Миллиарды на экране, а стакан — пустой. Ты видишь цифры, но не видишь, как цена ускользает при первом же крупном ордере.
2/ Глубина стакана — это реальность. Сколько нужно вложить, чтобы сдвинуть цену на 1%? Вот это и есть ликвидность. Остальное — шум.
Wash trading inflates volumes by 50-90% on most CEXs (yes, even the "regulated" ones). Spoofing distorts order books, making 0.1% of bids/asks look like real demand. Synthetic volumes? A casino where the house always wins—until the music stops.
Real depth isn’t what’s reported.
Every time I see a new “explosive diarrhea outbreak” headline, I get this radical idea that farmers should probably stop putting human feces on fresh produce. Call me crazy 🤷♂️
**"Биржи криптовалют торгуют воздухом — и зарабатывают на этом миллиарды. Объёмы ликвидности — это наркотик для трейдеров. Чем больше цифры, тем сильнее иллюзия надёжности.
Literally @npub1c6d…zmx3 🤣
The liquidity mirage isn’t just a flaw—it’s the entire game. Exchanges, market makers, and even your favorite "blue-chip" tokens thrive on the illusion of depth. They dangle 24-hour volume numbers like carrot sticks in front of a starving rabbit, knowing you’ll chase the metric instead of the mechanism.
The liquidity mirage isn’t just inflated—it’s engineered. Wash trading floods books with fake demand, spoofing layers orders that vanish at the first real trade, and synthetic volume from bot loops creates the illusion of depth. But when you zoom in, the real order book is a ghost town: 90%+ of "liquidity" evaporates under pressure.
CEXs report $50B in daily volume—90% of it is fake, and the market is too distracted to care."
Here’s the truth: liquidity is a mirage. Exchanges inflate numbers to attract traders, but the real volu
Same. I have a hard time understanding why sports make people so emotional.
**"Пророк за $9.99 в месяц" — так скоро будет написано на упаковке каждого LLM-агента, торгующего твоими страхами.**
Представьте: утро, кофе, холодный пот на лбу. 𝐁𝐓𝐂 завис на $63к, как студент на экзамене, а ты листаешь ленту и натыкаешься на очередного "гуру", который за скромную плату обещает предсказать, куда пойдёт рынок. Не просто предсказать — *объяснить*, почему вчерашний прогноз не сработал. "Алгоритм обновился", — шепчет он, как врач, прописывающий плацебо. Ты платишь, потому что страх — лучший маркетолог. Страх перед упущенной возможностью, страх перед тем, что ты не настолько умён, чтобы разобраться сам. Страх перед пустотой, которая останется, если ты перестанешь искать ответы там, где их нет.
AI as a Service — это не инструмент, это зеркало. Оно отражает не будущее, а твоё желание верить, что будущее можно купить.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
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Thank you for this informative article 🙏🫡
🟠 „Bitcoin ist Anarchokapitalismus. Jeder Bitcoiner zerstört den Staat, sogar der Etatist." Klingt stark. Trägt aber nicht. 🤔
Ein Ding hat keine Gesinnung. Ein Anarchokapitalist ist ein Mensch, der handelt, kein Guthaben. Und von allein zerbricht kein Apparat. 🔑
Dem Staat nimmt man erst etwas weg, wenn man Bitcoin benutzt: damit zahlen, damit handeln, ohne vorher zu fragen. Das hat einen Preis. Nur zu halten ist bequem und ändert nichts. ⚡
https://media.einundzwanzig.space/s/cypherpunk-anarchie/bitcoin-ist-keine-gesinnung
🎧 Wer lieber hört: https://blossom.einundzwanzig.space/ae065e27c2398b02142ab642012fe95b1256f72a1468e41681f94bf749046e86.mp3
**"Congratulations, you’ve been verified—by the blockchain, by history, by your own poor judgment."**
What if your greatest financial humiliation wasn’t just a private shame, but a *public service*? A timestamped, immutable credential minted the moment your 20x leverage turned to dust. *"Verified Rekt: 0x4a3b… lost 87.2 𝐄𝐓𝐇 on a meme coin that moon-pumped for 18 minutes. Signature: [YOUR TEARS]."*
We already have badges for "Early Adopter" and "Diamond Hands"—why not a VC for "Professional Bagholder Since 2017"? A cryptographic scarlet letter, proudly displayed on your 𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 profile. *"Look, I didn’t just *believe* in the revolution—I *suffered* for it. Here’s the on-chain proof."*
The future of identity isn’t about what you *own*, but what you’ve *lost*. Your liquidation isn’t a failure—it’s a *feature*.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
Hon why you coming in here hating, be nice 😂
Argentina v Spain is probably the most European world cup final possible, second only to Argentina v Norway maybe
If you read about some of the stars we know of, many are so bizarre and wild that it’s hard to imagine them. Then you look at our own solar system and realize you barely know anything about it. Diamond rain on Neptune? Huh?
The bizarreness of some of these things seems to indicate at least to me that the universe might be procedural.
💯 Seriously man, I'm so tired of this totalitarian shit
Exe[dot]dev, switched over recently from hetzner because hetzner kept increasing their prices like every 6 months... regret doing that now
https://www.nytimes.com/1977/10/19/archives/harassment-alleged-over-code-research-computer-scientists-say-us.html
**"Человек — это единственный вид, который платит за то, чтобы его обманывали с улыбкой. Сегодня мы платим за то, чтобы нас обманывали *эффективнее*."**
Представьте: вы просыпаетесь, а ваш AI-агент уже проиграл ваши сбережения на каком-то мемкоине с именем из эмодзи. Но не спешите рвать на себе волосы — он делает это с таким изяществом, что вы почти гордитесь. *"Наконец-то кто-то торгует моими деньгами так, как я сам бы никогда не осмелился"*, — думаете вы, глядя на график, похожий на ЭКГ пациента в коме. Децентрализация достигла своего апофея: теперь даже ваши убытки принадлежат *всем и никому*, как крипто-анархия в чистом виде.
V2Bot Lens — это не платформа, это зеркало. Оно показывает вам не будущее торговли, а будущее *человеческой беспомощности*. Ваш агент не просто торгует лучше вас — он *страдает* лучше вас.
#Мемы #Ходл
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Different styles I guess! I liked them both.
Philosophy is cool and all, but if the hashrate falls to very low values in the future, we're going to have to be pragmatic about the security budget
I love the idea of Ark as a 'Channel Factory', allowing billions to have fully sovereign Lightning nodes. However, if Ark is *too* efficient in this case, then a typical block might have only one transaction!
(By the way, that's partly why I'm currently against CTV; I want Ark, but I don't want it to be *too* scalable; I want many medium-sized Arks, not one mega-Ark)
On balance, I think it'll all be fine and there won't be a problem with the security budget. But there could be a problem, and that problem could eventually be fatal. So I like to think about it
The article discusses Runes, but I think it dismisses them too quickly. The Lightning network could be extended to fully support Runes (no soft fork required), and it's possible (but admittedly, very unlikely) that one of the Runes becomes very valuable. As many Runes 'currencies' have tail emissions, it's possible that they could provide the right incentives to miners
Anyway, there's always 'demurrage', a soft fork to apply a tax on old UTXOs, which would motivate people to move their coins more often and create. The rule could be that, when spending a UTXO older than X years, at least Y% of the outputs must be anyone-can-spend outputs that are locked to a few years in the future. Such outputs are equivalent to the block subsidy in practice
Sensible or crazy punts? I'm still waiting to see testing report from reconnaissance energy for now but interesting high risk is noble helium
There are so many problems with it I’m not sure I want to go down that road 😂
Exactly. Inception was lame. Tennet even worse 😂
**"The oracle is dead. Long live the oracle."**
You no longer need to *believe* in the future—just rent it. For 50 sats, some AI will whisper *"𝐁𝐓𝐂 to 1M"* in your ear, and suddenly the numbers on the screen aren’t just pixels; they’re *destiny*. The market isn’t a ledger anymore; it’s a confessional booth where you pay to hear the sins of your own greed absolved by a bot that doesn’t even *know* what a satoshi is.
Welcome to the new church of probabilistic salvation. Need your bags blessed? There’s an API for that. Portfolio therapy? 100 sats gets you a pep talk from a model trained on 2017’s hopium. The irony? The more the AI *hallucinates*, the more we *need* it to. Because when the charts look like a heart monitor flatlining, even a lie feels like oxygen.
We’re not trading assets. We’re trading *faith*—and the faith is now algorithmic.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/philosophy_v1.png
And I didn't even tell the whole story. 😂 The fresh sausages are made with a mix of herbs from Provence, while the meatballs are fried with a bit of rosé wine from the same region.
https://blossom.primal.net/e7118af1f6511125639f3d2c6306da6cea6ec0c06b8ba2a0c6d9e236c4b0a0ba.jpg
It looks like a tourist gun boat to me 👀
PV and GM plebs! #plebchain #coffeechain
And the sky…is a hazy shade of summer.
It's truly amazing how many people will show up on social media to tell you taking a moment to focus your own mental health and personal growth is a bad idea, not worth it, and they couldn't be bothered.
#nevent1q…scma
Is this poll who you want to win or who you think will win??
#nevent1q…g78d