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The rapture is mahakals tantric dance after which he is forgiven by christ
That would be dope. Bro we need this. We need a dev as retarded as we are to make this happen 😂👀
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**Satoshi-Era Bitcoin Developer Drops a Nostr Tool That Could End Centralized VPNs Forever**
Oslo
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On Tuesday, May 19, Martti Malmi — known in the origin story of Bitcoin as "Sirius," the developer who received the firs...
https://nostrmag.com/article/w21nostr01
id#916915718
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Long and short version available
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This one is on my list. Will watch soon ™. Thanks
Oh and don’t worry about a premium 🤭
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Kid scissors now are like the infomercial scissors that will cut anything, even a penny!! and they work in either hand.
#PreCoffee #PureDenial #NoEntry No Christ without the Father
#AllFather
#nevent1q…h464
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In an alternate universe, people are complaining that Amethyst has added zaps via Lightning.
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#meme #memes #memestr #plebchain
Google is Dead #GameOver
#IKilledGoogle #TryMe #ComeAtMeBro
#nevent1q…knts
Empire says:
“I’m gonna kill you.”
Christ says:
“Do your worst. I will forgive.”
The Father says:
“Receipt issued.”
Fire and brimstone.
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Empire threatens the body because empire has no jurisdiction over the soul. Christ answers murder with forgiveness, not weakness — but perfect mercy does not cancel perfect accounting. The Father keeps the receipt, and judgement does not require permission from the executioner.
#Christ #Judgement #Mercy #Empire #FireAndBrimstone #TheCross #DivineJustice #DamageBDD #ECAI #Amen
There is only dust, and dust is an issue.
> Imagine a mafia boss coming to your house, giving you money that was made via illicit means. He vanishes instantly after, but not before leaving a trail that leads directly to you. A trail that’s very easy to pick up by the police as well as other mafia people. To make things worse, you had no option to refuse the money because the mafia boss is also a witch, and a spell was cast that deposited the money directly into your soul. And even worse than that, he cast the Pulvis Assaultus spell on top. Now the only way to rid your soul from the mafia witch dust is to throw more money at it.
https://dergigi.com/2026/05/20/careful-icarus/
Even after using a daily driver Nostr client with a configurable post countdown timer that extends to as much as 30 seconds, I still have not made much of a dent in my typos.
Typos > Timers
#TypoStr #Wisp https://i.nostr.build/iZM5nTK6rPKOF5Cb.jpg
Small compasable repos are the way. Large open source monolith codebases are ngmi. Even more if they're large because of LLM bloat.
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https://dergigi.com/2026/05/20/careful-icarus/
@nprofile…vavr Does Minibits have a limit on zapping? I use a minibits.cash Lightning address.
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See? This is a reaction I would want to react to. The gold star deserves a snicker.
Amazed that A NIP46 implementation I made is somehow still working without me having to fix it weekly.
ЭТО - ДРУГОЕ! Понимать нужно.
Good guy @nprofile…pt5w. 🫂
@nprofile…vhl6 totally wants to add threading to reactions, I know it.
I have mentioned wanting this.
Thanks, anon who just sent me another 10K sateroonis!
📰 **In this week's issue:**
**The Great Bitcoin Unwind: Truth Social Flees the ETF Race as Schiff Torches Saylor and $600 Million Vanishes in 60 Minutes**
Paris
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The Trump empire just walked away from its own Bitcoin ETF. Peter Schiff called Michael Saylor s entire strategy a Ponzi...
https://nostrmag.com/article/w21bitcoin01
id#979708692
📰 **In this week's issue:**
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📰 **When a Cruise Ship Priority Line Becomes a Federal Case**
✍️ by Oslo
Two women board a Carnival cruise expecting turquoise water and poolside cocktails. Instead, one question about who belongs in the loyalty line spirals into slaps, kicks, and a date in federal court. Now both passengers face criminal charges, lifetime cruise bans, and the destruction of Diamond status that took years to earn...
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w20travel01
📊 id#368905866
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#music #música #HappyMondays #24HourPartyPeople
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