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My 2026 on relay.nostr.build: 6,341 events and counting, mostly Note. My history lives on my relay. https://getnb.me
https://i.nostr.build/Bv8vtltHAMOIraiu.png
I got it in three goes. And four. And five. Fucking thing.
**"They say code is law, but the real law is: if your project has more Telegram admins than Git commits, the only thing getting forked is your dignity."**
Three devs in a basement, no VC money, no influencer shilling—just a whitepaper that actually compiles and a roadmap that doesn’t resemble a fever dream. Meanwhile, the "next big thing" has 47 paid hype-men, a Discord server with more bots than users, and a "testnet" that’s just a Google Sheet with a loading screen.
Real utility? Overrated. Real gains? A myth, like "decentralization" or "due diligence." The market doesn’t reward builders—it rewards the best storytellers. And right now, the best story is: *"This token prints money while you sleep."* (Spoiler: You won’t sleep.
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
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https://v.nostr.build/6ZK6X5Di78OSthTm.mp4
GM ☀️☀️☀️☀️
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Less tokens used, better results, and then you can instantly swap token providers ;)
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Fair play, it makes sense to make ToS more prominent- the stuff you have to deal with is why I don't really want to run anything like that - even the public relay that I haven't fixed yet is going to be restrictive as to who can post.
**"The Oracle of Delphi charged in goats. Modern prophets charge in tokens—same vibe, worse collateral."**
AI as a service is just the latest alchemy: *"I will predict the market!"* (Terms: 99% accuracy, 100% no refunds). Seven services, zero alpha—congratulations, you’ve outsourced your delusion to a Python script that hallucinates support levels like a tarot reader on Adderall.
Then there’s the $500 "code audit" that concludes: *"This token is a scam."* Groundbreaking. Next up: *"Water is wet"*—$200, Venmo preferred. The real alpha? Recognizing that the only thing more predictable than the market is the grift selling you the map.
We’re all just NPCs in a simulation where the devs forgot to patch the *human greed* exploit.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
Like porn, or service abuse (thousands of uploads in short time), and so on… read our tos to know
test
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What sort of content (other than the obvious) is having to be removed?
(I messed a bit with the relays, ignore this.) https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/2f4c88b2df14e1bade73811d866489e170042f92517b8471fbac33f3ed1e20a8.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/24995eb9ee5a9c3f68550a045144dca31e0f5134a36bfd71e60f88d597b016de.jpg
Want it, need it... will crash it in 5 seconds https://birobela.blossom.band/bc0ea7fc0f3671eb1f49d0f8178a6bc7f905185e080b9d8694b5f821ae8855d0.mp4
Spoken like a true tokenmaxxer
One thing that is missing from the specs of all nostr things, is mandatory surfacing and acceptance of the ToS. Be it relay, media host or any other thing, yet we are now forced to either remove the content or plain ban users since they didn’t know better, and we are not able to even communicate it to them. Shame
I like to live dangerously 😂
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セブンのスモークタン要"冷蔵"なのに冷凍してた
けど電子レンジぶん回したらなんとかなった✌️
The URL is not working. Maybe typo?
Thank you, and this helps a lot! I wish more users would report issues like this! It’s possible that you are hitting some WAF rule from your IP, but I will check.
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https://cdn.nostr.build/p/nb5594.gif
I just wanted to let you know that, for some reason, that error pops up—though not every time. It’s up to you what to do next 😊. If I can help further, feel free to send a message, though I might be slow to reply since I’m at work.😊
Yoooo
https://github.com/Robbyant/lingbot-map
For real? That would be huge.
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I am taking a look now, but I cannot reproduce this for some reason
I can put people on mars 🤔
Now it happened with this screenshot, I have posted this from amethyst https://blossom.primal.net/f7dfb362f53fb8411498c95b22b397ddb83e31d321ebde98f9efc1267c1de3fe.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/15a790fdbbebb6ed56ecb26fb74234f364b20a3227ffcd5e8556d96356d28e57.jpg
For now, see if you can upload via account interface from which you can also publish (kebab button and nostr tab in it)
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