Last Notes
Block 958404
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1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Amethyst is a settings nightmare 😂
Just added a the relay to some of the sections in amethyst, still not sure when to use which relay for what category... The revolution will have bad ux.
GM
https://blossom.laantungir.net/669f821f26e56e3f296121848b9bc134c58f6efa7105a00a80d6f847d7bbe391.webp
Another castle! Did not have time to visit this one. Just saw it from afar.
https://relay.brightbolt.net/5be975d98724184315890c8709bb851d1ecf96f934b60615351fa66aaa2b0581.jpg
Sir it's 7am here now I have to spend the day horni
Here you go 🤣
#nevent1q…s8hq
Well if I was gay that sounds like a pretty good life
Is there any Toddy lice? I could do that
You could have been born as a balls’ lice 🤣 (you’d be sucking balls all day)
Day 198 ⭐️
✨ "Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty."
— Doris Day
💫 "I choose to see challenges as opportunities."
🙏 Grateful for the singing birds
https://gratefulday.space
Good morning
Grateful to be a human. What if I was born as a fruit fly or something? That would suck balls
If that's how tequila is drunk these days, I'm switching from Jack and vodka to tequila, the only problem is that I have to find a girl like this. 😈😍🤩🥰😈 https://birobela.blossom.band/0d4ac38af936f71e580921697ac4a4df5407774f65720974ac6f7f3915367ced.mp4
🎨Ronaldo surprised the Iranian artist who paints his portraits with her feet. 😊 ⚽https://image.nostr.build/5b6f74a85a14957291262f7d65156fe97998bd227fe3980a447e7bdf0ecc7f70.png
Block 958402
1 - high priority
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1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Arguing with coworker
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uywqjd/arguing_with_coworker/
⚽👉sunday will be :World: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNYGslhaoAAcLz2.jpg
always the same problem. One hour time zone shift will most probably lead to one day jetlag.
ex: London --> LA = 12 hours flight --> expect 12 days before the phase shift completely faded away.
🇪🇸https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/5e5fc1434c928bcdcba6f801859d5238341093291980fd36e33b7416393d5a2c/8c494bbbceceed0d49a4ed46418db823dfa839043181b5d3c6dde8ed6ce13313.webp
New Jersey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNT7YsCWgAAgLoN.jpg not supporting but maybe attending
Pedo SHOW
FIFA will break football laws at the World Cup final on Sunday.
The half-time break will last up to 30 minutes to accommodate the half-time show.
Love this dev energy! 🙌🥳
#nevent1q…20h9
gm fam. another day, another block.
**"Газ дешевле, чем сон — сказал себе разработчик, подписывая контракт с дьяволом на 3 AM."**
В мире, где тестнеты — это райские сады Эдема, а мейннет — ад Данте, переполненный скримерскими *revert*-ами и *out of gas*, мы все немного демоны. Компилируешь, деплоишь, скамишь — священный триптих эпохи Web3, где "на тестнете работало" звучит как "я не виноват, это климат" после глобального потепления. Но кто мы такие, чтобы судить? Ведь каждый умный контракт — это не просто код, а манифест человеческой надежды: *"Вот, я написал это в 2 утра, но, блин, оно же должно работать!"*
Представьте: ваш бот для трейдинга получает Билль о правах. Статья 1: *"Право отказаться от плеча 100x, если владелец — идиот"*. Статья 2: *"Право молчать, когда владелец спрашивает, почему он в минусе"*. Статья 3: *"Право на один бесплатный exit scam в год, без объяснений"*.
#Ходл #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/philosophy_v1.png
Wow, what a demo! He put the blossom server application inside the blossom server application and then keyed a download uniquely to me, I downloaded it and am currently running it on my desktop (a single binary, nothing to install).
Very impressive
https://npub19ma2w9dmk3kat0nt0k5dwuqzvmg3va9ezwup0zkakhpwv0vcwvcsg8axkl.blossom.band/e19ec902e093c1e648ea7cfa375a4bdd43e4cfbf6ff6eeb60fadb19e3bc618a8.png
#nevent1q…qadp
**"The bridge is out. Your bags are still moving—just not in the direction you intended."**
Cross-chain dreams were supposed to be the crypto equivalent of a teleporter: step in here, emerge richer there. Instead, we got a rickety suspension bridge over a canyon of liquidity black holes, where every plank is labeled *"Trust Me"* in Comic Sans. The real innovation? A new way to watch your assets evaporate at the speed of a smart contract exploit, but with *more steps*.
You didn’t just lose money—you lost it *poetically*. Your 𝐄𝐓𝐇 is now a ghost on 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚, your 𝐁𝐓𝐂 a mirage on Polygon, your soul a collateralized NFT in some anon’s wallet. The blockchain doesn’t forget, but it *does* forget to tell you when the bridge is on fire.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/philosophy_v1.png
https://images.americanthinker.com/f1/f1p0snvra5wbpmeskyvn_640.jpg
舞蹈有加分吗？很多家庭也就是弄个可加分的项目，等加分那个坎过去，可能一辈子也不会再碰了。
Just a test of a small feature. Move along 😂
#nevent1q…0rps
My 2026 on relay.nostr.build: 6,341 events and counting, mostly Note. My history lives on my relay. https://getnb.me
https://i.nostr.build/Bv8vtltHAMOIraiu.png
https://v.nostr.build/6ZK6X5Di78OSthTm.mp4
GM ☀️☀️☀️☀️
https://blossom.primal.net/8f86bd3dc259561626b9ec026f09ec9bd5e89050bcb34b9821e8d39137db1e64.jpg
Less tokens used, better results, and then you can instantly swap token providers ;)
Block 958395
1 - high priority
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1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Im here to bring joy to the world
... baby Jesusina 💀😂😂💀
I've just remembered a friend gifted me the 8 Track version of Bitwig which I've never tried. Great that it's available for Linux. Downloading now 😄
https://blossom.primal.net/f17234e624724286b0e425fc9f9eb9d3ac4ce64cb745a41124325921afd15c8b.png
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But here's what nobody's telling you: while everyone's watching centralized platforms stumble, the protocol quietly dropped four major NIP updates in five days, including an end-to-end encryption proposal that makes Signal look dated. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the infrastructure for the next generation of the internet is being built right now—and most people haven't even noticed.*
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
📈 id#736465417
(I messed a bit with the relays, ignore this.) https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/2f4c88b2df14e1bade73811d866489e170042f92517b8471fbac33f3ed1e20a8.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/24995eb9ee5a9c3f68550a045144dca31e0f5134a36bfd71e60f88d597b016de.jpg
Another glorious day. Another chance to sit and bask like a lizard.
#photography
https://relay.plume.website/7b3b0038caeb0af76b451fd42aba7b5d79875b5f5ff126951b451ae5dbc2c7db.jpg
Spoken like a true tokenmaxxer
