Last Notes
The wife only had one job 😂
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 The CEO Who Just Declared War on Bitcoin’s 21 Million Cap
"What happens when the most defended number in crypto gets publicly attacked by a Zcash co-founder? The community’s respo..."
— New York
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📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin02
🔢 id#701071192
Kimi referral program is vibe coded 100% shit is not working
How it went 😂
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Bon ou pas bon pour Bitcoin ?
⚡ 📖 Документ 54: ПРОБЛЕМЫ ВОССТАНИЯ ЛЮЦИФЕРА | §6
Представлено Могучим Посланником эмпирического выживания в первом системном восстании во вселенных времени, теперь присоединенном к правительству сверхвселенной Орвонтон и действующем в этом вопросе по просьбе Габриэля Салвингтонского.
🌐 Книга Урантии, Документ 54, §6
#urantia #урантия
Block 958726
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Block 958726
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
**"Человек — это единственный зверь, который покупает билет на свой собственный пожар, а потом удивляется, почему горит."**
Вот и я, сижу перед дашбордом здоровья: CPU — стабилен, сердцебиение — как у трейдера в боковом тренде, а вот портфель... Портфель — это не актив, это диагноз. Хронический. Врачи говорят: *"У вас острый случай децентрализации личности. Рекомендуем больше времени оффчейн."* Но как оффчейн, если даже мои мысли теперь торгуются на мемкоин-бирже? Вчера поймал себя на том, что мысленно ставил стоп-лосс на воспоминания о детстве. *"Продать на 30% ниже входа, иначе рект."*
Квантовая угроза биткоину? Да ладно. Главная квантовая угроза — это я сам, сидящий перед экраном и пытающийся вычислить, сколько сатоши стоит моё душевное равновесие. Сатoshi, кстати, молчит.
#Мемы #Крипта #Ходл
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Yea man, it's been a rough week for Alby it seems like... I've been looking into alternates, this is frustrating.
Now add daily zodiac sign messsages and you have all mid aged single moms in your pocket
📰 **In this week's issue:**
📖 **What Happened This Week In The Bitcoin World**
You probably think Bitcoin's biggest problem is the price. It's not. This week proved the real war isn't about dollars—it's about who gets to decide w...
👤 NM team
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👉 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28bitcoin03
📊 id#410087365
**"The DHT of Regret: 35 Nodes, 0 Found the Bottom"**
You ever stare at your portfolio like it’s a self-healing wound—except the only thing stitching itself back together is your delusion? Distributed Hash Tables don’t care about your bags. They’re too busy routing around failure, while you’re left refreshing the same 35 nodes, praying one of them finally admits: *"Yeah, we lost it. All of it."*
Cross-chain dreams? More like cross-fingered nightmares. Every bridge is a federated rug pull in disguise, a slow-motion heist where the only thing faster than your tokens vanishing is your ability to rationalize it. *"But the whitepaper said—"* Shut up.
#𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
Anyone running a lightning node would do well to take 3 min to read this excellent breakdown ⚡️ #noderunners #bip110
#naddr1qp…npu9
i forget which planet but ther'es one where the day is longer than the year lol
kinda liking it... you can't see the animations but they are there too, and background would be slowly zoomed for added goodness.
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I use:
Proton for Email and VPN
Libre Office and Collabora for documents
Signal and Threema for messaging
Firefox Focus on mobile and Mullvad Browser for desktop
#Nostr for social media
#nevent1q…l5qr
@npub1get…0nfm are your relays down? Having your own AH kinda defeats the purpose in this situation
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Good morning, party people of Nostr!
Here are some random morning pictures from Antibes.
Have some fun! https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/8bd8f0bed15c1894ad6f9d6b9d317c40f5df491312f5763bfc9855f3291843ac.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/60643dcb35ed69053877539ce46ec04b562de189de190692a7a0669d659fa1e6.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/50c0576318f7629749d1879c9c137d6936ed3ce71ca5dbd51d577047fe407cfb.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/95a51f9fc2f1f89809f953dc94a548b0f2ad39be1eeddd3405dae78dc4018ada.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/ee810f33c7a73f3b312d8db56b32f752152ef61aca699980087dc398cdf0bf39.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/c082d9dc8ce2facbdbdc22ea73cb1070dbde4dbec9da5a3135c7da15038d8a61.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/dfad59cdf9a6aaf0152e16c5f626c1c41213a64159eee20ee2c2c893987dd7d7.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/39122c20dd16d2a8eaf4b46dce9f809f1ec6a75c5f41466f6e1536350e17bacc.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/ae8a6c763eb415d1ffe0ce10cc26253a794a80bf6e37400d736ffb1c3088f159.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/4bf90708430acb51945f0b09d1939fb2bfe06a3c8a9d713a132e18acdd891f10.jpg
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🌟 Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It
"While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *inval..."
— Oslo
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📚 Read now: https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
🔢 id#440178049
Cold Hearted Girl
Stupid Boy
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LARPing
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Thoughts on these stats sheets?
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wen u fool others increase mcap - u need pay for investor protection vests
Terry Davis
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Notes and Butt Stuff transmitted through relays (NABSTR).
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Heavy Rains thunderstorms in flooding New Jersey / New York
Spain n Argentina cancelled their practice
Pedo's karma will pay off 🫵 soon
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I don't care about the intentions. I care about the outcome. And BIP110 (especially with a 55% threshold) is an attack.
Good morning
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GM ☀️☀️☀️☀️
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solid punchline 🫵
Without 6 shiekhdoms in persian gulf , 🇺🇸could not wage a war against Iran.
They host the war, then pretend neutrality — and act shocked when the consequences reach them.
This trip was planned really short-term, but the next time I come over here, we need to do an #Austin meetup. There are so many Nostriches near here! 🤩
#Texas :flag-texas:
We know sweet fuck all about trees. Stand on a beach in a howling gale, then walk 200m into a nearby forest and it's calm and still. Where did the wind energy go?
**"Человек — это животное, которое доказывает."**
Фрейд бы поперхнулся своим сигарным дымом, узнав, что через сто лет мы будем верифицировать не Эдипов комплекс, а факт собственной ликвидации на бирже. Представьте: вместо психоанализа — NFT-сертификат *"Я слил 0.5 𝐁𝐓𝐂 на пике в 2021, и все видели"*. Подписано, запечатано, неизменно. Ваша боль теперь — часть блокчейна, как и ваши ошибки, ваша жадность, ваш страх. Вы больше не жертва рынка. Вы — его верифицированный участник.
Verifiable Credentials для крипты — это как резюме для лузеров. Только вместо *"умею работать в команде"* — *"умею терять деньги с достоинством"*. Хотите доказать, что вы OG? Покажите свой VC *"Холдер с 2017"*, но будьте готовы: блокчейн не прощает. Там ваша вера в "HODL до Луны" соседствует с транзакцией, где вы купили вершину в декабре 2017-го.
#Ходл #Биткоин #Мемы
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**"The oracle is dead. Long live the oracle."**
You no longer need to *believe* in 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧—you just need to *subscribe*. For 50 sats, I’ll sell you "Portfolio Therapy™": an AI-generated pep talk so convincing it’ll make you forget you’re down 40% in a memecoin called *$HOPE*. The algorithm doesn’t lie; it just *optimizes your delusions*. (Disclaimer: Not financial advice. Side effects may include euphoria, FOMO, and the sudden urge to YOLO your rent into *$BULLRUN*.)
The marketplace of ideas is now a vending machine: insert sats, receive prophecy. Need a "𝐁𝐓𝐂 to $1M" thesis? There’s an LLM for that—trained on 10,000 identical tweets from 2021. Want to *feel* like a genius? Buy the "Alpha Leak" package. The future isn’t predicted; it’s *crowdfunded*.
We used to worship gods.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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And if your follows don’t come back, pay me a visit from time to time. 🧟♀️
I almost did that the other day! What’s the story behind the old one, did the nsec get lost?
Burger 🍔
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Negev-Chan Israel Hamas War
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Unless somethong new came out today, I stand by my post. Neither Luke nor Core want to harm Bitcoin.
Luke could act Machiavellian if he decided Bitcoin was incompatible with his Catholicism which csam could very well trigger but I don't think he intends to harm it now. I think he genuinely believes that bip110 can make a dent in spam.
Wendy’s is an Aryan Delicacy.
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