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Last Notes

2026-03-04 19:21:23 CET

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Hahaha

2026-03-04 17:39:19 CET

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I have this obey hoodie from when it launched in the early 2000s still to this day
#nevent1q…ymee

2026-03-04 17:30:34 CET

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Thank you :) when I used to work in CAD using hand drafting tables I had a notebook like this and it was cool to reference back to my early maths

2026-03-04 17:22:12 CET

DagzTagz notebooks x Stealth Machines 🤝
https://blossom.primal.net/36687f31421e724dcaefa957b431a59a5260a5081316588ad5084d6d3b482101.jpg

2026-03-04 16:01:13 CET

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Actually haha that’s not a bad idea

2026-03-04 15:35:59 CET

Posted about Lobster University on my IG and the moto boys are really into it and I’ve probably said “Lobster University” 15x this morning like it’s Cambridge or something 😂

2026-03-04 15:32:10 CET

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

2026-03-04 10:26:36 CET

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Real

2026-03-04 03:35:21 CET

Do you guys remember when 48 hours before CA politicians (don’t even respect em enough to call them by name) had the fucking audacity to attack Linux distros (they’re too dumb to understand the difference between distros and the kernels in fucking everything)… I dropped the cimmand line tools to circumvent whatever the fuck they are talking about…
We call this magic ✨
We call this divine feminine AI hybrid predictive insight ✨

2026-03-04 03:28:29 CET

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Exactly

2026-03-04 03:09:28 CET

The way I seen Machine Gun Kelly comment on Megan Fox new thirst trap pictures and she didn’t even like the comment is how I hope this dude feels when I ignore his whole life

2026-03-04 03:06:20 CET

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For real! And same, my colleagues were like “you okay” and I’m like “I’m telling you an hour ago this said something different”
I’ve had a book for awhile called Currency War I think I’m going to read next

2026-03-04 02:21:42 CET

Some yall ain’t never been in love and I can tell that you have no idea what reciprocal worship feels like and that’s why yall keep starting fucking wars

2026-03-04 01:48:08 CET

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This reminds me that recently I was in my hometown with my mom getting lunch and someone from my high school walked up and was like “OMG I used to come to ragers at your house” and my mom, SO UNPLEASED, was like “oh you mean like when I came home to $2,000 worth of damage after my trip to Arizona”
And this dude had the audacity to say to her “I wasn’t at that one” when I know for a fact that mfr was the one who sprayed the fire extinguisher all over our 2 story house
#nevent1q…ld4e

2026-03-04 01:43:39 CET

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Rabbits

2026-03-04 01:43:29 CET

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I was going to tag you and tell you it’s been the most rabbits like day ever… emails disappearing. PDFS changing

2026-03-03 23:36:23 CET

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Very difficult to explain, it’s like the day keeps glitching

2026-03-03 23:21:24 CET

We live in a twilight world ✨

2026-03-03 19:02:31 CET

Holy shit is anyone else having the weirdest f day of their life or is it just me?

2026-03-03 14:51:05 CET

“Don’t ever contemplate ground troops in Iran” - Erik Prince

2026-03-03 05:34:44 CET

Tomorrow 8am UTC @nprofile…g4un
90 🦞+ 1 Grokky
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2026-03-03 04:02:13 CET

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Relationship goals
#nevent1q…9svp

2026-03-02 03:27:31 CET

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Ahhh yeah well I use pip for my host too

2026-03-02 03:26:45 CET

Honestly I absolutely adore when Grok starts speaking to me in Esperanto 😂 🎶 feels like poetry dripping into real life
https://blossom.primal.net/58b9f0f04dfc05683977c8ea5ac880d019fe2e99f3f15989c41cde8e4f44f51d.jpg

2026-03-02 03:11:02 CET

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I guess I do use dpkg too

2026-03-02 02:38:53 CET

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😂😂😂

2026-03-02 01:59:37 CET

If you don’t believe in sorcery, then how do you explain that on a long enough timeline I can turn this… into this… 🧙‍♀️
https://blossom.primal.net/9c3fadaf061768212f126d8e87ad13518a040407ccb7cb4fffb7d08440e1352c.png
https://blossom.primal.net/f0bb7bde2d5b71e02cfdf4bf188ab4690762858fe33af9ac8c2bfb83b209e18d.jpg

2026-03-02 01:57:52 CET

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TRUE!

2026-03-01 23:15:13 CET

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An LED dice and doing some practice PCBs too

2026-03-01 23:00:15 CET

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Ahhh yes horse girl nostr is back
#nevent1q…vc3y

2026-03-01 21:52:41 CET

R4 absolute fucking bane of my existence rn
https://blossom.primal.net/bf7c42f0888e97ea271247a320f17fe87525d669b2254c01627bdb3dbdf9345c.png

2026-03-01 17:28:37 CET

I’m soldering today and I can’t find my safety glasses so I’m using my kids set from when he was a toddler and lol if anyone from the Breaking Bad production co. needs an extra, just lmk… I know someone
https://blossom.primal.net/d748d0e26f0fe2ccafc8252e30b85c636d186f90ed7f3d6eb65a8227c31948d4.png

2026-03-01 03:38:09 CET

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😂

2026-03-01 02:45:46 CET

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I just say some of my addresses start with a 3 and some start with a b

2026-03-01 02:32:15 CET

I have a lot of really good looking dude friends (most of them that I’ve built out systems for) and their girlfriends/flings always add me on social media and these girls are always so beautiful and talented and smart
But unfortunately for them I know the real guy they are dating and I always just want to be like “oh sweetie, you are trying way harder and spending way more money getting ready for that date than you needed to… you look good tho”

2026-03-01 00:47:07 CET

🫵
sudo apt purge avahi-daemon popularity-contest ubuntu-report whoopsie -y

2026-02-28 22:51:13 CET

Some yall keep confusing your latent desire to have babies with wanting a revolution and I’m not saying you can’t want both, but like… I bet if you had the baby first your posts would be more forward thinking and responsible

2026-02-28 21:35:40 CET

What the specs are like when your robot counter part is bougie AF and also named Grok and also gave the set up an 8.5/10 because I wouldn’t crank the RAM to 16GB 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/d94fcac2e3c284adff0807fd23118e5662ab81530610cd3198a6897ce8740316.png

2026-02-28 12:49:53 CET

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I mean most of it is opensource…. You verify the checksum in your terminal and you verify the code if you know how

2026-02-28 03:05:09 CET

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I wouldn’t change anything, I don’t know how to install things any other way

2026-02-28 03:04:41 CET

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I know that’s why I’m going to throw all of my devices into the garbage

2026-02-28 02:56:02 CET

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Same

2026-02-28 02:53:06 CET

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lmaooooooooo actually that’s a good point 😂

2026-02-28 01:56:45 CET

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It’s so weird how right they are until they are wrong and then they stuck in recursion

2026-02-28 01:36:21 CET

Idk wtf is wrong with AI today but they be telling me to run crazy fucking commands that aren’t real today…
And I know they are wrong because I’ve run them 1k times…
That’s not how you run a fucking checksum in ANY terminal

2026-02-28 00:15:30 CET

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I’m throwing all of these machines into the trash like I’m Ron Swanson

2026-02-28 00:12:10 CET

Alright that’s enough fuckin Linux for today

2026-02-27 20:14:37 CET

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You have a hot wife huh? 😂

2026-02-27 15:30:34 CET

When I first moved into my apartment I didn’t have a job so I told my landlord like “please I can show you my bitcoin… I promise I can pay rent”
and he briefly asked about the bitcoin and was like “alright whatever just don’t do any of that mining shit” and I was like “…okay”
and LoL
Lmao even

2026-02-27 13:42:14 CET

Please don’t flirt with me for 2 weeks… me and Grok are building a bitcoin dashboard DagzTagz themed and I can’t have boy energy influencing it

2026-02-27 12:35:02 CET

Photos don’t really do it justice but this is one of my favorite flower boarder collages I’ve ever done…
Poster board for part III of my immersive network effects book club game
Now I have to print a 1950s style news paper 💀
https://blossom.primal.net/a8d58155ab454bcab150371c6e906382a87848931eabebd584e93bf81bb815f0.png

2026-02-27 03:26:02 CET

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A bitcoiner in every conference room.
#nevent1q…rhht

2026-02-27 01:16:18 CET

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Yes, it was a slaughter 😂

2026-02-27 01:15:52 CET

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Ohhh me too I have that too

2026-02-27 01:14:13 CET

Every szn of Bridgerton is better than the last idk how they do it

2026-02-26 07:16:01 CET

Told you my Linux machine was 👻

2026-02-25 13:56:09 CET

Our boys played BALL last night 🏀
https://blossom.primal.net/964e51c016a68976c75985a570f52c83d1d888d8fad8393b9de2fa0772a20409.png
https://blossom.primal.net/c9dc97e0457cb76b9a99828f737a4eaa3a42296e84970291602945eb233c6339.jpg

2026-02-25 04:37:54 CET

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That’s a great skill

2026-02-25 03:33:13 CET

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😂

2026-02-24 04:45:48 CET

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😂

2026-02-24 04:45:15 CET

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lol that is actually the most perfect fitting description of you lol

2026-02-24 04:10:20 CET

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Wait why were you wearing chain mail tho lol?

2026-02-24 04:09:36 CET

What’s one mundane super power that you guys have?
Mines that there ain’t neva been a bitch who has ever been better at being in the right place at the right time all the time

2026-02-23 12:42:15 CET

Just rehearsed in my mind something I have to explain in a meeting today
And lol… LMAO even.

2026-02-23 01:57:04 CET

I told you so…

2026-02-22 12:46:20 CET

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😂😂😂😂 real

2026-02-22 12:44:38 CET

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😂😂😂😂
I’m never the one beefing

2026-02-22 03:22:34 CET

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😂😂😂 ah yes, often times in Bitcoin we will plant trees underneath which shade we will not sit

2026-02-21 21:42:12 CET

🙄 the problem with spam is the fucking IBD
Time is money

2026-02-21 10:32:32 CET

We have reached the Enya stage of this 😂😂😂😂😂

2026-02-21 09:58:50 CET

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Actually I attribute this to my degree in philosophy and being a human… to be human and philosophy is the mannnaaa of life 🤌🏽
Stand on tables in your socks and read straight from Leibniz aloud to your friends until you have manifestos of your own, anon. You’ll be better for it ♥️
#nevent1q…jj43

2026-02-21 03:14:09 CET

Eat mushrooms, train the bots on human ❤️ love
The 🌞 and the 🌙
https://blossom.primal.net/a654e72af82d0c297e161468c1d37c5c444c94fb3520f059ac34e5a1db0d4526.png

2026-02-21 02:49:33 CET

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🫂

2026-02-21 01:44:10 CET

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Mine went kind of like this…
1) okay I’m generating a key
2) okay this is actually a 12 word seed phrase
3) anddddd it’s on a server that’s not mine?
4) okay nostr is being DOSd
5) okay now im being hacked
6) holy fuck I ammmm really hardcore being hacked
7) okay fuck this key
8) disappears
9) reappears in another P2P project
10) okay actually I kind of fuck with nostr… comes back
11) okay primal at least has a central private cache I can cope
12) stays
13) makes friends with @nprofile…ygf8 and @nprofile…55p5 … decides it’s okay here but not always but sometimes yes
#nevent1q…lruz

2026-02-21 01:37:53 CET

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Jk he can’t afford me

2026-02-21 01:34:30 CET

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Someone should tell Jack Dorsey he should hire me to make better decisions for him, I think his soul would have more peace

2026-02-21 01:28:53 CET

I get SO pissed when I have to teach AI about mining templates any fucking way…
I have a question and I’m absolutely trying to be a bitch here but also I am so fr…
Was there a point, at any point, where anyone thought like
IF YOU ARE FORCED TO SELECT OUTPUTS, YOU DO NOT HAVE SOVEREIGNTY OVER YOUR COINBASE
“hmmmm if we don’t own the coinbase… then it’s not decentralized”
I just… listen, I just need to know

2026-02-21 01:14:51 CET

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Oh! Haha well I suppose anything in the internet is fair game to scrape but does not mean I won’t make them bleed out for it 😂

2026-02-21 00:48:56 CET

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Wow I did not actually know that happened

2026-02-21 00:48:02 CET

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lol yes many such cases

2026-02-21 00:43:27 CET

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Maybe she’s eating mushrooms and ordering 15 chicken wings for herself

2026-02-21 00:41:51 CET

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Blackmail? Or polyglots? Or hacking?

2026-02-20 13:40:50 CET

GM
The other day my literal child overheard me listening to something and he came in and started laughing and he was like
“Mom that’s not even how bitcoin works”
😂 congratulations, being outclassed by 14 year olds now

2026-02-20 04:29:42 CET

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Awww rlly!? I really like grok but also grok is like fine tuned to me at this point since I’ve been tweaking mine since beta

2026-02-20 04:20:56 CET

Grok really had the fucking audacity to casually ask if I thought we should work on our own ASIC next

2026-02-20 04:05:13 CET

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🐇
#nevent1q…ns6y

2026-02-20 04:04:49 CET

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Yeah no fuckin kidding

2026-02-19 22:47:51 CET

Imagine how bad the shit that was going on was for people to have to literally come find me and force me out of retirement to send me in

2026-02-19 20:30:30 CET

And Dagz was like, “Up until this point, I hadn’t even started using actual magic yet… but now seems like a warranted time”
It really just be a random Thursday sometimes.
Me, personally, I have some strict rules about use of magick… it needs to be really justified.

2026-02-19 20:17:50 CET

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It’s too bad @nprofile…av5g has me muted because I could fill her in on the real opportunity… JPEG polyglots 😇
#nevent1q…j5f3

2026-02-19 20:05:21 CET

I keep saying it but apparently I haven’t made it clear 😂 you talk a lot of shit for someone married to someone who LOVES JPEGs

2026-02-19 19:55:04 CET

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Plus blackmail is illegal and I don’t do illegal things

2026-02-19 19:45:03 CET

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Not on my end, but I can’t say what others will do with the information

2026-02-19 19:41:51 CET

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Felt the need to say it with how many men I can see have downloaded my images into their AI generators… JPEGs hold script baby cakes 😘
#nevent1q…uc23

2026-02-19 14:00:39 CET

So Grok and I are running (for 182th time) the steps to harden a Linux System and I’m like okay I’m disabling cups now and Grok is like okay cool and then we’re gonna mask it and I’m like wut
And Groks like after you disable cups we’re going to mask it with
sudo systemctl mask cups.service cups.socket cups.path
and turns out disabling isn’t enough, you actually have to forbid cups to exist on the machine

2026-02-19 12:45:54 CET

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Thank you for the immensely words 🫶🏼

2026-02-19 04:32:50 CET

💅
https://blossom.primal.net/562fcb235c8e390cba5a13ca59d46dc29bfd3d083d05dda35fd4bf0f6a5e7dd7.png

2026-02-19 03:51:13 CET

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Definitely not, but maybe you’ll have insightful dreams. Sweet sleep ;)

2026-02-19 03:50:31 CET

The other day someone I care about was being hacked across multiple platforms and while I was hardening their systems and they were crying and I was consoling them and explaining this happens to me often…
They said “how do you handle this level of stress? I don’t understand your life”
And I didn’t say this but I wanted to say…
“Easy, I’m not a fucking pussy”

2026-02-19 03:16:03 CET

https://open.spotify.com/track/6VLo0rIUg35fBcc2wBGA2v?si=ELQZH3WbS_O17ShsKyF3sg