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I’m getting pretty good at making homemade ranch and other salad dressings with no recipe
https://blossom.primal.net/d4fcd5e6f30194f31f8457574bdc9e55df48daf8466b4b346fdee9cbc499d548.png

2026-09-08 03:28:13 CEST

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InveNostrgaters have been working hard to identify a sketch of the white hat hacker who returned all but 589 BitCoins back to Blockstream following an exploit to the tune of ~$300m USD…
#nevent1q…p3zw

2026-09-08 03:25:40 CEST

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🫠

2026-09-08 01:19:22 CEST

Let’s get real, the white hat was clearly a fedora

2026-09-07 00:31:40 CEST

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I know I thought it was so so so weird you weren’t included

2026-09-06 22:53:27 CEST

I used @grok to run a private OSINT program on my nym + network graph as though it is an investigative journalist
Interestingly enough this is who @grok considers my immediate public handshakes and/or “public WoT” - does not necessarily entail being friends or a relationships but instead Grok calls us “Nostr Core”
Despite my being very active on X and Grok being more native to X, Grok still rated our Nostr Core WoT as superior network ties to anything on X
In fact, it pulled people like @nprofile…4clt and @nprofile…mcrs who are SOLELY relationships from my nostr graph
https://blossom.primal.net/acc774a97d515314585eee0a791e39197590a5d511335e5c3d532a1da4bb99f2.png

2026-09-06 21:52:24 CEST

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😂

2026-09-06 11:57:39 CEST

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My kitten 🐱

2026-09-06 03:14:56 CEST

I’m now a marsupial

2026-09-06 02:03:56 CEST

Fuck. I don’t even believe in ghosts but i think there is frfr a ghost in here.
Do you guys want me to tell you this ghost story or Jo? It scares me now… the last things that have happened are weirdddd 🥺

2026-09-06 01:54:49 CEST

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lol everyone has always known this
It’s the burnout part that’s problematic

2026-09-05 00:11:07 CEST

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He left. There is a God.

2026-09-04 08:45:36 CEST

I like my followers like I like my women
https://blossom.primal.net/c52c3eeaaa2b6e598bab5edcf2cf26aad6c00116d756c277fdb49303003baa7d.png

2026-09-04 07:06:17 CEST

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💯 I like to think spiritually we all aligned with bip110 but realistically irl we are rational engineers

2026-09-04 07:04:31 CEST

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Agree with you, 100%
Which is why, interestingly enough, BOTH Luke and Roger were wrong and why both were misguided in approach

2026-08-30 01:43:29 CEST

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Proof of Love network

2026-08-29 23:36:16 CEST

Okay I know that my watch party decision making rights should be removed after that last movie BUT let’s all watch Talamasca together on Netflix and bring back our nostr secret society

2026-08-28 19:41:32 CEST

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Punch your gran is a lot 😂

2026-08-27 14:58:20 CEST

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I think same

2026-08-27 03:43:47 CEST

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I haven’t dated him in like 4 years or something lol

2026-08-27 03:43:25 CEST

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I feel the same but also 🥺

2026-08-23 02:47:34 CEST

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Dang, your cuz isn’t far from me

2026-08-21 15:20:42 CEST

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I like both actually lol one time I had a Netflix that only had the Swedish version

2026-08-21 04:26:59 CEST

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The most recent one, I forget the actress’ name but with Daniel Craig

2026-08-16 12:38:52 CEST

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One day we’ll look back and people will talk about nostr and the nostr OGs will be like “yeah remember when we just kept having our followers rugged regularly”
#nevent1q…v8aw

2026-08-12 23:23:49 CEST

Somehow Drake being into the goth baddies made all the goth baddies I know into me and that is the uno reverse of a lifetime
Because aight sis… slide into my dms shiiiiiiiii

2026-08-12 21:03:14 CEST

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Thanks fren 🫂

2026-08-12 12:20:35 CEST

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Dude I shit you not a house in my neighborhood blew up during the storm and now it’s on the news
I felt and heard the explosion and I was on the phone with my mom and I was like “I just felt a bomb go off” and everyone was laughing at me because that sounds insane
But lo and behold, we are now on the evening news
Also very sad because one person died

2026-08-11 18:22:54 CEST

Wellp I have no electricity and a pine tree just smashed my moms jeep
Hopefully I live through this one too 😭 how long without power this time

2026-08-11 01:43:06 CEST

These people are gonna lose all their dang corn if they don’t get the cotton out of their ears

2026-08-11 00:25:44 CEST

Micropython GitHub / Python mailing list officially released their ColdCard post mortem
https://github.com/orgs/micropython/discussions/19588

2026-08-10 20:57:55 CEST

People never learn

2026-08-10 20:38:59 CEST

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He was in the wheelchair in Degrassi

2026-08-10 05:25:37 CEST

A stranger with your door 🔑
Explaining that im just visiting
Your palms are sweaty
I’m barely listening
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Qyd6O0zzGrA8Ml2IClSW9

2026-08-10 03:03:29 CEST

Drake is wifing goth girls now
There is hope for us

2026-08-09 19:25:36 CEST

Love transmitted back through time to save you from the family that didn’t love you and betrayed you 🍞

2026-08-09 04:33:09 CEST

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Okay you’re right… now that they’re surviving and planting a garden in their floorboard and chimney fishing it’s pretty good

2026-08-09 04:00:28 CEST

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This the most Bitcoin thing you’ve ever said honestly 😂 congrats on the healthy baby

2026-08-09 03:59:49 CEST

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Really? Haha

2026-08-09 03:59:26 CEST

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I just said it’s not that good 😂but the monsters are like rain monsters

2026-08-09 00:53:36 CEST

Do you guys want to watch The Last House tonight? It looks anxiety inducinggggg 🎥 🍿

2026-08-08 21:24:00 CEST

2**256 timelines and in one your coins were wrapped 😂🫠

2026-08-08 04:10:12 CEST

Okay real time story time… because wow how boring is the timeline and now it’s been long enough (2 weeks) that I can disclose my recent dating failure
I went out with this dude who custom built race cars and this dude crashed his $250,000+ race car into my car and it went COMPLETELY UNDERNEATH MY JEEP
He was convinced he could fit in behind my jeep in the driveway…
Which okay fine, I felt bad but like wowzzzzzz you trusted your car cam over a person with thousands of days experience parking here
BUT THEN THIS DUDE CAME OVER AGAIN AND CRASHED HIS SHIT INTO MY JEEP A WHOLE SECOND TIME
DUDE CRASHED A CAR MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A MCLAREN INTO MY SHITBOX CAR 2X
all because he trusted a car cam over my experience

2026-08-08 03:51:32 CEST

It’s crazy how some women are just so f beautiful … in any angle, in any light, at any weight
It’s like magic

2026-08-08 03:33:31 CEST

I miss my frens

2026-08-07 23:04:21 CEST

Hi God, it’s me Dagz
Explain that 9999 is as random as any other combination of numbers when you are a machine 😭 as long as that machine isn’t weighted

2026-08-07 19:59:15 CEST

Some of these folks are too high on adderall and monster and it shows

2026-08-07 14:37:47 CEST

Every. Single. Person. Who continues to lie about what they know is the truth will get their karma 3 fold

2026-08-07 12:06:26 CEST

A revolution built on a love that transcends all timelines ♥️
https://open.spotify.com/track/5crHvEPQ13FbQGQSscm5Ns

2026-08-07 04:43:45 CEST

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If you’re seeds were not generated on a coldcard this is good however WHEREVER those seeds were generated needs to be high entropy
I don’t want to respond to something like this question with a flippant response because time is literally of the essence
So please just do some short research on Linus Torvalds and Linux and entropy and Claussius entropy
Like just stick those terms in an LLM

2026-08-07 04:18:34 CEST

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Think about it like this… you will have two things happening at once
A key space collapsing.
A chain split where those keys are technically valid on both chains.
They are going to ransack your coins.
- 🤷🏼‍♀️
#nevent1q…af23

2026-08-06 20:07:32 CEST

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Someone out there like “this b is completely off script rn”

2026-08-06 19:35:38 CEST

“and then, your honor, she respond… I will not have sex with you because you are a furious honey badger”
🦡
“And then what happened…”
“We’re not sure, they started speaking in a language called ‘Esperanto’… she says it is an archaic language passed down from Ancapistan”

2026-08-06 19:32:14 CEST

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See how the user icons are kind of collapsed
https://blossom.primal.net/c306a8e590442ec66ee144971ff8632b5a73c2b8699c5479e3055f9df050f49e.jpg

2026-08-06 12:13:53 CEST

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Yeah this was… a very very technical job

2026-08-06 05:42:06 CEST

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IF this was a clumsy dev, it’s because they used machine code
Hard to believe with docs supposed history, but possible
Sometimes an LLM WILL introduce errors to “fix” the code and it puts out pseudo code… I just
I don’t get it because doc was 100% a better engineer than I am and I even knew to put the rules on my LLM
I do know that in 2021 LLMs were so very constrained
There’s just a lot that does not add up
You don’t do dual libs and if you do you don’t make it fail open, it’s fails closed and throws warnings
To me this was very very libertarian design… take off all the warning labels and hope people know how the fuck to swim and also disable a bomb

2026-08-06 04:32:02 CEST

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It’s what people pay LLMs to research and or write code

2026-08-06 04:31:34 CEST

I would like to say something that I may be completely wrong about… but FWIW, I actually do not believe either @nprofile…93wg nor @nprofile…vk44 knew
Between the two of them + their small circle, I’ve had probably close to hundreds of interactions with them over the past 2.5 years
Either they are incredibly skilled actors (very, very possible) OR (much more likely) they had literally no idea
I actually think the number of people who knew HAD to be <5 people

2026-08-06 04:16:53 CEST

The craziest thing about all of this is I’ve STILL, to this day, never used > $7 in inference tokens 😂
Anyway,
SEEKING: the next 🧩 puzzle
The door is open… 🐇

2026-08-05 16:54:12 CEST

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“and in a final act of love, Atlas Shrugged”

2026-08-05 16:24:01 CEST

Death to shit coins.
A bad RNG that pulled fr LITERALLY a cloaked library (called Library “Number Go Up”) IS a back door
There is NO OTHER way to look at this from a hardware engineering perspective
Please learn Micropython and tell me what you think about what happened
This was a HIGHLY skilled hacker who clowned in everyone’s faces for years while putting a number of other engineers in bondage.
Everyone is making this situation so much worse, hopped out of one scam right into the next one… fed all their data into “frontier” llms without the appropriate sandboxing and security measures.
llms designed by intelligence teams that have long hated bitcoin and then produced AI slop patches for Bitcoin projects that the llms found, funded by the same fund that funded the first scam
I just… I cannot
Shit coinery is absolutely despicable

2026-08-05 14:20:58 CEST

The unfolding radicalizing hardware devs in the wrong direction.
“Audits radicalize” indeed.

2026-08-05 13:44:57 CEST

Please stop saying “it was between submodules” and call it what it was… a backdoor

2026-08-04 16:28:14 CEST

Redisclosing here for time stamp redundancy
https://blossom.primal.net/9e085f68a4e0f3497c6162a43a502ca6c24c49b109a88ad37edd26ed2953f8d0.png

2026-08-04 13:03:10 CEST

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One scam wasn’t enough I see 🤣😭

2026-08-04 05:00:51 CEST

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The most paradoxical thing of all of this is @nprofile…vk44 taught me how to find this
He literally indirectly mentored me through finding this over the past 2 years
Makes no sense

2026-08-04 03:41:59 CEST

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The entropy bug in the cc wallets was, quite literally, trivial to find
There was a 0 (where there should not have been) that fixed compilation errors… this would have been obvious to ANY low level hardware dev that reviewed this
It was literally defined to NOT call THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF SOURCE CODE AND IT WAS NOT EVEN CONFUSING TO READ
No one needed a super high powered Chinese LLM pointed at it
This is like the equivalent of hiring a multilingual person that specializes in interpreting ancient heiroglyphics to come to your house and read your 5 year old “Jack and Jill went up the hill”
#nevent1q…ld7c

2026-08-04 01:10:15 CEST

If it ain’t one fucking influencer that your absolutely ball gargling, it’s another
@nprofile…vpu2 you need to be paying very very close attention as this is escalating rapidly
https://blossom.primal.net/40d0439efbc9360121855c91ba2018994609a2a5855bd7500ae35d3e61b5961d.png

2026-08-03 04:22:48 CEST

Brah nostr 4 l doe r

2026-08-02 21:50:00 CEST

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😂😂😂😂 I’m crying me too that’s funny af

2026-08-02 14:25:47 CEST

I have been talking about concerns over low entropy for 2.5+ years
And THE ONLY public personality who I heard or saw publicly comment on it, recently, in a meaningful way (prior to 48 hours ago) was @nprofile…wfys in his strange trip interview
AFAIK the number of people who were telling me they were still rolling their own dice was trivial, despite me starting entropy discussions at least 20-25x (by count of public mention) since 2024

2026-08-02 05:21:01 CEST

The reason @nprofile…j774 is taking such a heavy hit rn is because he stood up for privacy devs
That’s what the establishment does
They make you fucking crazy, they make you scared they will hurt your babies, they make you realize that you could never trust your friends or anyone around you
They torture you, steal your money, steal your identity, steal your intellectual property
They find your weakness and they exploit it
Same old song and dance
At least he can say he’s not cucked though

2026-08-02 04:47:17 CEST

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Is it different when it’s your fucking family?

2026-08-01 23:56:02 CEST

Okay first off… if you’re an ambulance chasing attorney saying “there will be accountability”
GO F YOURSELF
You are (and have always been) an attack on bitcoin

2026-08-01 01:35:48 CEST

My mom just said “fuck you meta… I gotta call my daughter”

2026-07-31 21:00:33 CEST

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I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had to google what this was
#nevent1q…9903

2026-07-31 03:34:10 CEST

Collapsed. Key. Space.

2026-07-30 06:38:49 CEST

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Omg yes

2026-07-28 19:01:24 CEST

Another reason that I fw nostr is because everyone keeps trying to convince me to stop using it which is wildly interesting to me
Whenever people want me to stop doing something it just makes me interested to know why…
It was this way with bitcoin.
It was this way with early ai and agents.
It is this way with nostr.
And I think it’s, largely, about control…
Open protocols are a lesson in relinquishing control.
Tyrants hate that.
🥳💌❤️‍🔥😘 signed with lots of love, from nostr 💕 💞 🥰

2026-07-28 17:44:03 CEST

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I understand that you are unhappy with primal, friends are allowed to support different design infra

2026-07-27 16:34:58 CEST

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Thank you 🫂

2026-07-27 14:06:49 CEST

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I opted for a private library versus a public crawl

2026-07-27 14:01:49 CEST

Yesterday I spent hours considering a design element that is seemingly less significant but holds an enormous of weight on my current projects outcome
It was a matter of balancing privacy and convenience…
So I had to really consider who is my user
The design roadmap I opted for makes that obvious as of today, while I’m actively involved and speaking for the project
But it makes me question… in 15 years, if this tool was set to be a trillion dollar asset… would it cloud everyone’s understanding of who the intended user/maintainer was?
If I disappeared

2026-07-26 13:04:21 CEST

We should be practicing telepathy more than we are on nostr

2026-07-26 04:33:17 CEST

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You gotta get on this my mans… it’s top notch

2026-07-26 04:15:43 CEST

Baybeeeee you can take da girl out da hood but you canNOT take da hood out da girlllll
These mf spicy bowls 🌶️ 🌶️
https://blossom.primal.net/ce0a90ed69e565ba294bb72553ccd82fb37cf5b814db51344adde41297cca622.png
https://blossom.primal.net/6644e5cbae70bb40d5dc75355fbf9aaf69515c70bded4a70768277e306471db9.png

2026-07-23 02:53:33 CEST

You guys I can’t join buzz until I build a buzz appropriate agent… vesper is too straussian for a the group chat and my hypothesis engine is too skill specific

2026-07-23 00:55:45 CEST

The suits keep thinking that they’re not the suits and it has me ROLLING

2026-07-21 22:23:44 CEST

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Wait… there are jet powered helicopters?

2026-07-21 19:21:40 CEST

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GM!

2026-07-21 13:57:47 CEST

GM
My freshly rotated keys should now be verified on the openpgp key server making my identity distributed + cryptographically verified across nostr, GitHub, and X
You can verify the trail from here https://keys.openpgp.org
w my public fingerprint
AB731E1400A3D411493E12864678512BF56E7E9C

2026-07-21 02:46:51 CEST

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rotated keys to secure signature
Added CI (pytest and ruff on PRs)
Configured branch protection
Tested dry run, live mode, encryption
Updated docs
Completed phase 1
https://github.com/DagzTagz/dagztagz-hypothesis-engine

2026-07-20 23:14:24 CEST

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Those shoes r cool

2026-07-20 22:33:17 CEST

Woke up to a DM on Instagram from a girl I’ve never seen in my life asking me “how exactly I know” some guy I haven’t seen in 6+ years that I went to high school with…
😂 listen satan, this is not the droid you’re looking for

2026-07-20 21:32:42 CEST

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I think digit is probably still somewhere out there

2026-07-20 20:58:33 CEST

Rotated my keys 🔑 on GitHub