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I’m getting pretty good at making homemade ranch and other salad dressings with no recipe
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2026-09-08 16:23:58 UTC

Juicing today 🧃 : 🍊 🥕 🍏 🫚
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2026-09-08 11:58:03 UTC

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I told everyone on X that we have a massive investigation going to produce as accurate a possible sketch of the white hat hacker and right now yours is the strongest match

2026-09-08 01:28:13 UTC

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InveNostrgaters have been working hard to identify a sketch of the white hat hacker who returned all but 589 BitCoins back to Blockstream following an exploit to the tune of ~$300m USD…
#nevent1q…p3zw

2026-09-08 01:25:40 UTC

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🫠

2026-09-07 23:19:22 UTC

Let’s get real, the white hat was clearly a fedora

2026-09-07 14:08:53 UTC

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“Its interest how little optionally there is for people who are not authorized to do work but are better at doing the work than the people doing the work”
, Atlas shrugged.
#nevent1q…ncgr

2026-09-07 14:06:48 UTC

One thing is for certain…
Nostr works very well for the transmission of censored information

2026-09-07 13:48:54 UTC

*Me, opening up the mempool*
“And you can see here, kitty, where the hacker put a message for blockstream in an op_return and that’s why everyone is mad at me this morning because apparently it’s my fault”
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2026-09-06 22:31:40 UTC

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I know I thought it was so so so weird you weren’t included

2026-09-06 20:53:27 UTC

I used @grok to run a private OSINT program on my nym + network graph as though it is an investigative journalist
Interestingly enough this is who @grok considers my immediate public handshakes and/or “public WoT” - does not necessarily entail being friends or a relationships but instead Grok calls us “Nostr Core”
Despite my being very active on X and Grok being more native to X, Grok still rated our Nostr Core WoT as superior network ties to anything on X
In fact, it pulled people like @nprofile…4clt and @nprofile…mcrs who are SOLELY relationships from my nostr graph
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2026-09-06 19:52:24 UTC

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😂

2026-09-06 17:49:45 UTC

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Okay I will tonight when it’s spooky time lol

2026-09-06 09:57:39 UTC

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My kitten 🐱

2026-09-06 02:03:32 UTC

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My kitty likes to be put into my tshirt like a baby marsupial

2026-09-06 01:14:56 UTC

I’m now a marsupial

2026-09-06 00:05:23 UTC

Mi wallet works agin

2026-09-06 00:03:56 UTC

Fuck. I don’t even believe in ghosts but i think there is frfr a ghost in here.
Do you guys want me to tell you this ghost story or Jo? It scares me now… the last things that have happened are weirdddd 🥺

2026-09-05 23:54:49 UTC

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lol everyone has always known this
It’s the burnout part that’s problematic

2026-09-05 21:55:30 UTC

Linux “Baby” Pearl got to come home with me today!!
And nothing in this world has ever been more obsessed with me than my kitten is 🐾 🧺
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2026-09-05 13:50:02 UTC

The PR around this incident stressing me out so bad I really just mapped out the distance between here and Toronto
It would take me 8 hours to drive there

2026-09-05 13:48:35 UTC

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Ohhhhhhhh hahaha

2026-09-05 10:12:55 UTC

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You referring to him as an “it” has me rolling. Didn’t peep vehicle though haha

2026-09-05 10:11:48 UTC

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lol! That feels very paradoxical, you would think it would be the opposite effect

2026-09-04 23:49:49 UTC

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😂😭 yes.

2026-09-04 22:11:07 UTC

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He left. There is a God.

2026-09-04 21:38:11 UTC

Okayyyy, so now I’m at my favorite hidden restaraunt and this tatted guy walks in and sits at the other end of the bar, orders my favorite drink for himself, pulls out a tiny philosophy book and starts reading
I’m being honey potted I know it

2026-09-04 20:23:16 UTC

I’m at a private event/ local reggae concert working on dagz labz notebooks and this is pr cool rn
It’s like having my own band instead of listening to music while I work 😂

2026-09-04 18:19:57 UTC

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Omg that looks so good… I love phō

2026-09-04 06:45:36 UTC

I like my followers like I like my women
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2026-09-04 05:06:17 UTC

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💯 I like to think spiritually we all aligned with bip110 but realistically irl we are rational engineers

2026-09-04 05:04:31 UTC

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Agree with you, 100%
Which is why, interestingly enough, BOTH Luke and Roger were wrong and why both were misguided in approach

2026-09-04 04:55:20 UTC

I think some important things need to be said about bip110
Luke, like Roger, to some degree had valid points albeit misguided execution
I, too, think op_returns over… honestly… 33 bytes?? 80 maybe?? in most cases?? align with OG Bitcoin standard
The problem and the solution, though, is consensus
A reminder that even Satoshi remains on a level playing field with us

2026-09-04 04:33:39 UTC

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It’s funny you say that because as I was experiencing it I was like man… 2012 gel would have paid good money haha

2026-09-04 03:43:50 UTC

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Ooooooh that is sooooo interesting! Because I I have been drinking exceptionally more red wine than is usual for me this week due to having company that prefers it! The two nights prior I had red wine!
Thanks for that tip! I’ve recently been trying to cut dairy as a whole out again too :( which is sad

2026-09-04 03:22:44 UTC

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I missed you too!

2026-09-04 03:10:59 UTC

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Me too 🥺

2026-09-04 03:10:46 UTC

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So true

2026-09-04 02:57:46 UTC

Last night for the first time in my life, I got an ocular migraine with an aura
In my real life career, I’m a clinician who works with neuroscience research so I’ve had a few people describe this to me before without actually having ever had one myself so I knew what was happening
1) I felt really scared because I couldn’t see anything except for
2) it was like my vision got sucked into a super colorful sparkly, shimmering fishbowl tunnel and inside that tunnel the world had turned into a zigzag patterned kaleidoscope
I couldn’t even read or walk around, but I had no headache and I could talk and think just fine as long as I was in a pitch black room
So I got into a super deep rabbit hole about this today and now I’m freaked out about the shape of reality

2026-08-30 23:52:18 UTC

Nostr is unhinged
lol what a time to be alive… imagine being on twitter and watching like <20 Bitcoin OGs and/or devs and/or miners just block each other and fight and then you just come to nostr because you know they all know they can just come to nostr WHERE WE ALL STILL FOLLOW EACH OTHER BECAUSE EVEN MUTE DOESNT WORK and talk shit to each other here but then also are still frens but not really
Like imagine… we all used to be piled on top of each other in one Reddit thread that made no sense

2026-08-30 02:25:57 UTC

If the past 3 years has taught us anything it’s that we aren’t very good freedom fighters
But we are really great at human nature

2026-08-29 23:43:29 UTC

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Proof of Love network

2026-08-29 23:13:49 UTC

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😅 okay listen it’s veryyy fantasy but I say we give it a shot because otherwise we have to watch robots doing code review funded by nostr tokens

2026-08-29 21:36:16 UTC

Okay I know that my watch party decision making rights should be removed after that last movie BUT let’s all watch Talamasca together on Netflix and bring back our nostr secret society

2026-08-29 11:34:39 UTC

Infinite interdimensional cable

2026-08-28 17:41:32 UTC

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Punch your gran is a lot 😂

2026-08-28 14:31:19 UTC

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😂😂😂

2026-08-28 12:15:16 UTC

Had to apologize to someone from Indiana on xitter today because I said owning illegal lions was part of Hoosier culture and they didn’t f like that

2026-08-28 02:37:59 UTC

Okay well if I can’t be dramatic if I ever start saying corny shit just know it’s cuz I literally love this man from afar for no reason lol

2026-08-28 02:18:59 UTC

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Seriously fuck nostr… you cannot even be properly dramatic
I hate it here

2026-08-28 02:18:32 UTC

May we all temper why we forgot

2026-08-28 01:29:57 UTC

People are so weird

2026-08-27 12:58:39 UTC

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I am going to go see the dog

2026-08-27 12:58:20 UTC

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I think same

2026-08-27 12:57:33 UTC

Mixed reviews on nostr today
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2026-08-27 12:56:49 UTC

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Me too :( I am sad

2026-08-27 01:43:47 UTC

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I haven’t dated him in like 4 years or something lol

2026-08-27 01:43:25 UTC

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I feel the same but also 🥺

2026-08-27 01:32:56 UTC

Okay so… my ex posted that his dog (my dog feels like but is no longer) has cancer. He hasn’t posted anything on social media in very long except random comments to me about me “not being home” but then tonight he posts a long detail specific post about my poor sweet boy having cancer
But also, I want to say my ex wouldn’t create a narrative that his/my dog has cancer to get me to text him but he might
Thoughts? Questions? Comments? Concerns?

2026-08-26 18:55:07 UTC

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This is excellent news 🗞️

2026-08-26 15:41:52 UTC

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Today is a good day in the Dagz universe, how is the digit universe?

2026-08-26 10:38:50 UTC

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Good looking out, I prefer book method so I’ll definitely check it out. Thanks!

2026-08-26 02:23:45 UTC

Tonight is a sad face version of the DagzTagz universe despite it being simultaneously freedom giving… there is a point in the novel when Dagny accepts that everything around her is failing despite her leaving John and returning to the world out of her **actual deep internalized desire for self sacrifice**
And she accepts that she cannot save the world by merely being present when everyone else has already joined the strike … John is simply waiting on her to solidify the solidarity
And she does. In every single print of the novel. Dagny joins John Galt again.

2026-08-26 01:58:59 UTC

I can’t zap you guys because I accidentally rugged myself own wallet lol… no worries, this wallet is used as a test wallet and all funds sent to it are always 100% distributed back into the most ecosystem as ALL of my wallets since nostr number one have only been onward donations… however, i lost my seed lol so now i can just repost yall until i fix this
I want to set up a LN instance but i need some clarity on that with protection for devs too

2026-08-26 01:49:18 UTC

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Also 100% my fault because I knew this and I made a mental note to not forget I needed to back up my seed LOL!

2026-08-26 01:48:42 UTC

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Yeah hahaha I gotta do something about this… can’t believe I rugged myself. Just deleted the app off my phone and apparently yeeted my wallet right off a cliff too 😂😂😂😂

2026-08-25 23:06:08 UTC

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I’m just lost in the sea of nostrovia
#nevent1q…2wme

2026-08-25 23:05:40 UTC

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FINE!

2026-08-23 00:47:34 UTC

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Dang, your cuz isn’t far from me

2026-08-23 00:44:29 UTC

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Yeah wtf… you don’t even love me

2026-08-23 00:37:32 UTC

Me, right before I’m about to log off and tell u that I 💯 % DN fw u
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2026-08-21 23:22:31 UTC

Having no electricity for nine days made me even weirder…

2026-08-21 13:20:42 UTC

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I like both actually lol one time I had a Netflix that only had the Swedish version

2026-08-21 02:26:59 UTC

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The most recent one, I forget the actress’ name but with Daniel Craig

2026-08-21 02:03:12 UTC

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo has to be at least a top 5 movie for me 🐉 it’s soooo nice having electricity back after 9 days 😭

2026-08-19 14:44:43 UTC

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lol you guys are nerds

2026-08-16 10:43:55 UTC

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Nevermind lol 😆 I had a brain freeze

2026-08-16 10:43:34 UTC

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Wait what is the difference between follows and followers

2026-08-16 10:38:52 UTC

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One day we’ll look back and people will talk about nostr and the nostr OGs will be like “yeah remember when we just kept having our followers rugged regularly”
#nevent1q…v8aw

2026-08-14 14:54:43 UTC

big off my name…
That’s big enough

2026-08-13 14:16:31 UTC

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Me too 😂

2026-08-12 21:28:19 UTC

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Yes

2026-08-12 21:23:49 UTC

Somehow Drake being into the goth baddies made all the goth baddies I know into me and that is the uno reverse of a lifetime
Because aight sis… slide into my dms shiiiiiiiii