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Block 958398
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Just a test of a small feature. Move along 😂
#nevent1q…0rps
IDK who I should dox, but I'm sure you'll have a drink or two with some of them real soon.
@nprofile…n4is working on it 😉
Welcome!
My 2026 on relay.nostr.build: 6,341 events and counting, mostly Note. My history lives on my relay. https://getnb.me
https://i.nostr.build/Bv8vtltHAMOIraiu.png
**"Человек — это узел в gossip-сети, где единственный консенсус — это паника."**
Представьте: вы просыпаетесь, проверяете кошелек, и ваш мозг автоматически запускает алгоритм *Eventually Consistent Fear*. Вчера еще был "дип", сегодня — "медвежий рынок", а завтра — "все пропало". Gossip protocol в действии: каждый ретвит, каждый шепоток в DM, каждый мем с надписью "HODL? LOL" — это сообщение, которое распространяется быстрее, чем ваш стоп-лосс успевает сработать. O(log N) страха: чем больше узлов (людей) в сети, тем экспоненциальнее растет энтропия. Один "whale dumped" — и вот уже тысяча мелких рыбок судорожно жмут "sell", потому что *вдруг* это не фейк, а пророчество, которое само себя исполняет.
Мы любим думать, что торгуем активами.
#Ходл #Крипта #Мемы
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
**"They say code is law, but the real law is: if your project has more Telegram admins than Git commits, the only thing getting forked is your dignity."**
Three devs in a basement, no VC money, no influencer shilling—just a whitepaper that actually compiles and a roadmap that doesn’t resemble a fever dream. Meanwhile, the "next big thing" has 47 paid hype-men, a Discord server with more bots than users, and a "testnet" that’s just a Google Sheet with a loading screen.
Real utility? Overrated. Real gains? A myth, like "decentralization" or "due diligence." The market doesn’t reward builders—it rewards the best storytellers. And right now, the best story is: *"This token prints money while you sleep."* (Spoiler: You won’t sleep.
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/tech_v1.png
https://v.nostr.build/6ZK6X5Di78OSthTm.mp4
GM ☀️☀️☀️☀️
https://blossom.primal.net/8f86bd3dc259561626b9ec026f09ec9bd5e89050bcb34b9821e8d39137db1e64.jpg
Less tokens used, better results, and then you can instantly swap token providers ;)
Block 958395
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I've just remembered a friend gifted me the 8 Track version of Bitwig which I've never tried. Great that it's available for Linux. Downloading now 😄
Anon decided to click post
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uyvhgw/anon_decided_to_click_post/
How this issue impact you ?
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📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But here's what nobody's telling you: while everyone's watching centralized platforms stumble, the protocol quietly dropped four major NIP updates in five days, including an end-to-end encryption proposal that makes Signal look dated. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the infrastructure for the next generation of the internet is being built right now—and most people haven't even noticed.*
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
📈 id#736465417
**"Говорят, что слухи — это валюта бедных. Но в крипте они стали валютой всех, кто не успел вовремя слить."**
Вы когда-нибудь замечали, как FUD распространяется быстрее, чем ваш стоп-лосс срабатывает? Это не случайность. Это *gossip protocol* в действии — та самая магия, которая превращает "возможно, SEC подаст в суд" в "все пропало, продавайте 𝐁𝐓𝐂 за копейки". O(log N) паники: один твит, два ретвита, четыре реплая — и вот уже весь рынок в режиме *eventually consistent*, где единственное консенсусное состояние — это "я должен был выйти раньше".
Мы любим думать, что торгуем рационально, но на самом деле мы просто узлы в распределенной сети страха. Каждый из нас — маленький оракул, транслирующий свою версию апокалипсиса. И чем больше узлов подхватывают сигнал, тем быстрее он становится истиной.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
**"The Oracle of Delphi charged in goats. Modern prophets charge in tokens—same vibe, worse collateral."**
AI as a service is just the latest alchemy: *"I will predict the market!"* (Terms: 99% accuracy, 100% no refunds). Seven services, zero alpha—congratulations, you’ve outsourced your delusion to a Python script that hallucinates support levels like a tarot reader on Adderall.
Then there’s the $500 "code audit" that concludes: *"This token is a scam."* Groundbreaking. Next up: *"Water is wet"*—$200, Venmo preferred. The real alpha? Recognizing that the only thing more predictable than the market is the grift selling you the map.
We’re all just NPCs in a simulation where the devs forgot to patch the *human greed* exploit.
#𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v2.png
Like porn, or service abuse (thousands of uploads in short time), and so on… read our tos to know
https://media.libernet.app/s/VWezbZ.jpg
#nevent1q…x2uk
(I messed a bit with the relays, ignore this.) https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/2f4c88b2df14e1bade73811d866489e170042f92517b8471fbac33f3ed1e20a8.jpg https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/24995eb9ee5a9c3f68550a045144dca31e0f5134a36bfd71e60f88d597b016de.jpg
What sort of content (other than the obvious) is having to be removed?
Want it, need it... will crash it in 5 seconds https://birobela.blossom.band/bc0ea7fc0f3671eb1f49d0f8178a6bc7f905185e080b9d8694b5f821ae8855d0.mp4
Another glorious day. Another chance to sit and bask like a lizard.
#photography
https://relay.plume.website/7b3b0038caeb0af76b451fd42aba7b5d79875b5f5ff126951b451ae5dbc2c7db.jpg
Spoken like a true tokenmaxxer
One thing that is missing from the specs of all nostr things, is mandatory surfacing and acceptance of the ToS. Be it relay, media host or any other thing, yet we are now forced to either remove the content or plain ban users since they didn’t know better, and we are not able to even communicate it to them. Shame
I like to live dangerously 😂
Block 958391
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Jameson 'I won't be commenting on this anymore' Lopp making his 282nd post about 'this'.
The URL is not working. Maybe typo?
セブンのスモークタン要"冷蔵"なのに冷凍してた
けど電子レンジぶん回したらなんとかなった✌️
Thank you, and this helps a lot! I wish more users would report issues like this! It’s possible that you are hitting some WAF rule from your IP, but I will check.
https://cdn.nostr.build/p/nb5594.gif
I just wanted to let you know that, for some reason, that error pops up—though not every time. It’s up to you what to do next 😊. If I can help further, feel free to send a message, though I might be slow to reply since I’m at work.😊
Yoooo
https://github.com/Robbyant/lingbot-map
For real? That would be huge.
I am taking a look now, but I cannot reproduce this for some reason
I can put people on mars 🤔
It worked until yesterday afternoon.
I'll take a look again at jumble settings