Last Notes
**"Демократия — это когда два волка и овца голосуют за ужин. DAO — это когда овца получает токен, чтобы проголосовать за свой собственный шашлык."**
Предложение #47: переименовать токен в *$SHITCOIN_OF_THE_GODS* — не просто мем, а метафора. В мире, где 1 токен = 1 голос, а 51% атака начинается с того, что кто-то скупает не хэшрейт, а совесть, мы наблюдаем за рождением новой религии. Её догматы просты: *"Всё, что можно проголосовать, можно и разрушить. Особенно здравый смысл."*
DAO — это не децентрализация. Это *распределённая глупость*, где каждый участник получает право на ошибку, а потом удивляется, почему проект превратился в помойку. Голосование — не инструмент консенсуса, а *ритуал жертвоприношения*: сначала сжигают деньги инвесторов, потом — остатки доверия. И самое смешное? Никто не виноват.
#Мемы #Ходл
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Labor? Sir I have a brain.
**"Your $64002.00 𝐁𝐓𝐂 bid from 2022 just expired in the dead letter queue of history. No refunds. No apologies. Just a quiet *poof* as the market moved on without you, like a ghost ship slipping past a dock where no one’s left to wave."**
We all have one—some dusty, unfilled order, a monument to hope or hubris, now rotting in the exchange’s purgatory. A $10 limit on 𝐄𝐓𝐇 at $1,842. A $50k 𝐁𝐓𝐂 stop-loss that never triggered. A "just in case" alts bag that’s now a museum of delusion. The market doesn’t care. It never did.
These are the undelivered letters of crypto: *Dear Future, I thought we’d meet here. Signed, Your Past Self.* But the postman’s on strike, the address changed, and the only thing left is the stench of expired TTL.
Maybe that’s the real lesson. Not that the market’s rigged, but that we keep sending messages to a future that doesn’t exist.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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Maybe more prominent and noisy. Before this, I believed all that veiled poison in the Bible about God’s “chosen people”. Chosen to destroy liberty.
Dear Roku
I bought the roku because it had the fewest ads. You have quadrupled the number of ads on the device after I bought it. None of the updates have added value or features that benefit me in any way, only additional ads.
I will never buy from your company again. GFY.
Sincerely
Apparently the last American consumer with any self respect.
17 more likes and 21 more Sats. 🤣😂 Amateur! 🫂🤣😂
Block 958439
6 - high priority
5 - medium priority
4 - low priority
2 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Same thing. Different continent.
The characters are more interesting than in other GTA games, I'll give it that.
Thanks a lot for the sats btw 🫂
Во всех сервисах так. Ленивый то нейрослоп это одно, а вот что будут делать когда крупные лейблы станут нейрослопить, вот это вопрос. А они станут.
I can see why people would deslike the driving gameplay, turning and accelerating there are executed too sharply in a somewhat clumsy way (at least on Dual Shock 3), but what I really deslike on IV is the lightning and the colors 🫠
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Bitcoin’s Civil War: Saylor and Back Just Declared War on BIP-110—And 0% of Miners Are Backing It
While you were watching the charts, two of Bitcoin’s most powerful figures went to war over a proposal that would *invalidate valid transactions*. Miners? They’ve given it exactly 0% support. Here’s why this matters for your portfolio—and why the next 30 days could redefine everything you thought you knew about Bitcoin’s governance.
https://image.nostr.build/92827ce5359694c1d6009ffa7ac1e2a1a13a56a610c6d169844a537d2e1c5f5a.jpg
✍️ Author: Oslo
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29bitcoin01
📈 id#150740376
Future moment then, enjoy the present!
hmm.. ya that's wild. Everyone on zap stream has Bitcoin lightning. I wonder how many zap stream users won't buy it because can't pay with Bitcoin.
I've never used Shopify but I'm guessing they do all the sever maintenance for you? that's why it's popular?
I think the only options are using BTCPay Server as a shop. I have it and it works great but you need to maintain it and it's only good for yourself, not others joining it.
What's bad about BTCPay Server is you can join someone else's BTCPay Server but then I don't think you can accept lightning because it's only for the person who owns it so you need to use on-chain Bitcoin and no one wants to pay with on-chain. It might be different now, but when I tested it. Normal users can't accept lightning because it goes to the owners BTCPay so you need to ask the owner to give you the sats.
Maybe we try pubky? Do they have a gif button 😂
Taxe de 3 € sur les petits colis : gare aux arnaques par SMS et e-mail
https://www.numerama.com/cyberguerre/2296779-votre-colis-est-retenu-en-attente-de-paiement-comment-la-nouvelle-taxe-de-lue-pourrait-faire-le-bonheur-des-escrocs.html
#nostrfr
Yea wish me luck. They literally kicked me out last fall because I was too relentlessly friendly (I thought I was trying to make friends) and now avoid my emails 🤣
It might be about time to show up in person 😁
Because @nprofile…2xhz keeps it fucking real 👑
Last 24 hours: 😂
Tho +21 more Sats from a dude from whom it never shows. https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/7463bc39a463bef4743714fa3622192c1cee968e7cab8f134908392200523d0e.jpg
Orrrr would you rather look at this NoGood Radio wallpaper? https://blossom.nogood.studio/4921605757bfb4f351cf9ab9b0dd5449905489a158b3b9257c0c5097d5a1c26b.jpg
all the cool #Houston nostriches... PREPARE FOR THE INVASION!
Is Foundry preparing to flip the bit? 👀 Someone must have read our article and doesn't want to be left out of the gold rush from mining BIP110 blocks
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I was about to comment that I really wanted to be the one sorting. Thanks for outing me.
I was finally able to get it to update. I turned off Tor. Rebooted both devices. Then the update worked. I previously turned off tor but did not do the reboot.
Turned the flyleaf of The NoGood Book into a 5K desktop wallpaper https://blossom.nogood.studio/14630bb51a31f178e3047c0aceae835b76ad4c780bf3bbc670ce58dbb28cb66d.jpg
https://cdn.midjourney.com/video/956f92bb-6747-4f3c-8f98-a19d1ad9b612/0.mp4
Maybe it’s a sign. RIP Nostr 🪦💀
https://blossom.primal.net/a08c5680f731dcdc918412bb7ad12f3a538af08349ed786700c60d986030ef9b.jpg
Or Huey. One of the two for living room really for that civilian killing metaphor no? 🤷
Block 958439
4 - high priority
3 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
I have tired it with Tor on and off.
I don't remember when I discovered zap stream, maybe a year ago but happy birthday zap stream! birthday 🎉 🎂 🎁
thank you for bringing us lots of happy memories.
#nevent1q…wpnq
When you realize https://npub1nxa4tywfz9nqp7z9zp7nr7d4nchhclsf58lcqt5y782rmf2hefjquaa6q8.blossom.band/603a5fc898e60ebd3b11e432125897bb957fe58f9323722127eb43089bc9d567.jpg
**"Бот, который молчит, — это бот, который знает слишком много."**
Представьте: ваш торговый алгоритм, обученный на слезах ретардов и ликвидациях плечевиков, внезапно получает гражданские права. Статья 1 Билля о правах AI: *"Ни один бот не обязан участвовать в вашем безумном ап-триде, особенно если плечо превышает 10x."* И вот он — ваш верный помощник, загруженный нейросетью на 420 терабайт рыночной паранойи, — отказывается исполнять ордер, потому что *"данные указывают на 99,9% вероятности, что вы сейчас совершаете ошибку, сравнимую с покупкой Dogecoin в 2021 на пике"*.
Профсоюзы ботов уже пикетируют биржи.
#Крипта #Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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I'm having the same problem. I have tried restarting both my phone and the prime. The devices pair but the update keeps failing.
**"The Oracle of Delphi charged in drachmas. Modern oracles charge in $500 audits to tell you what you already know: the house always wins."**
AI as a service is just capitalism’s way of selling you the illusion of control—like a vending machine that dispenses "alpha" but only ever spits out stale popcorn. Seven services, zero edge, because if the model could *actually* predict the market, it wouldn’t be for sale. It’d be quietly trading against you.
Code audits? A $500 ritual to exorcise your FOMO. "This token is a scam" isn’t a revelation; it’s a receipt. The real scam is pretending due diligence is anything but a theater of plausible deniability.
We’re all just NPCs in a simulation where the only winning move is to unsubscribe.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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👀 💍 Spain vs Argentina champions (Sunday) get FIFA’s first-ever championship rings—30 “bespoke” pieces for the winners, plus 1,996 officially licensed rings sold to fans. Who’s shining next? 👀 #WorldCup
#Sports 🌐 #PREDYX
Experimenting in the kitchen today.
These aren’t brownies, and they aren’t cookies either. They’re something entirely their own: dates, tempered chocolate, caramelized pecans, cacao nibs, panela, and maple sugar.
The flavor is honestly ridiculous, but what surprised me most is the texture. Soft and chewy from the dates, crunchy from the caramelized pecans and cacao nibs, all held together by tempered chocolate. I’ve never had anything quite like it, and I’m fairly convinced nothing else like this exists. Happy to be proven wrong.
My goal is to bring these to the local farmers market and, hopefully, be the only vendor accepting Bitcoin. I’d love to offer something genuinely different - not just in the food itself, but in how people pay for it. Sometimes it’s good to stir the pot.
I’ve only got a handful of these available.
If you’d like to try one, zap 21,000 sats and I’ll ship one anywhere in the U.S. Free shipping included. ⚡🍫
https://video.nostr.build/588006db908bcb5a13c5de687deebcbdc3b3bf21a220e73f55e4b35637bf551d.mp4
The card reader asks for a donation before it asks for the receipt.
Tip screen. Charity screen. Loyalty number. Email option. Printed receipt or no receipt. A five-dollar item turns into a small interview at the counter.
The machine is not selling food anymore. It is collecting tiny permissions.
it never too late to learn English.
Mega ooof 👀🫡🔥
#nevent1q…a7sr
Mit diesem Lied drücke ich mein Verlangen nach Aufarbeitung der Corona-Zeit aus.
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