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I'm making #plaza. a fast, native desktop client written in Zig that renders every pixel itself (no browser, no Electron, no JS), so it opens instantly and scrolls a local-first feed smoothly. your secret key never touches the client, signing runs in a bundled, isolated #signet signer. you can start browsing guest-first immediately, before ever creating or importing an identity.
do you like it or what? 😂 @npub1lrn…qnw5
Bruh we both in Japan 😂
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Yes. You can peel and freeze them, but I didn't have good luck trying to make banana bread out of them. Probably a quick search would tell you how to mitigate the moisture but I'm lazy and bananas are cheap 🤷♀️😂
We'll just have to organize a match between an orca and a honeybagder now.
Boats yes. Iirc one momma lost a baby to a boat prop so she organized a pod to seek revenge. But swimmers, divers etc have been safe
I like the size of the buttons 🤌🏾
Oh right. I should do that.
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the signal is growing 👽 🎶 ✨
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I know right
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1v2wox7/i_know_right/
No that's when you make the banana bread. They gotta be black 🤌
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Is this some '70s postcard?
Not true... there are certain pods that have attacked boats near Gibraltar. It seems to be "pod selective", like there are specific groups of orcas that are going after boats...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_orca_attacks
May know a pleb, lemme ring him
Then eat one mealy bite and chuck it, and smell it in trash for two days. Circle of life
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@npub1y7f…8zv7 knows all about it
You’re building a client? 🤔
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Some are better single. In fact they they choose it actively. This is not a diss on them.
It's a cliche but you have to love yourself first in order to be able to love others. Imo true love is unconditional.
Well, poor people make a lot of babies regardless of our conversation. If they could read it would be in spite of it even. This is a feature because geniuses come from not so good homes.
I lost my train of thought. Good wine I had to finish. 😅
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pu'u nui is a pretty cool street ngl
Peanuts in the shell are their favorite (the neighbors can build a damn bridge afaic.) I also take shelled peanuts and crush em to sprinkle along my fence top. Kip is 100% correct, come up with a whistle unique to you when you put stuff out for them, and they'll soon learn it and arrive immediately. When it's cooler, I also put out little bits of bacon fat trimmings and they get HAPPY.
It took a very long time, but it looks like the next generation of @nprofile…xxyr solo miners is finally almost here. And the design? Very Apple-inspired. Really clean, really good. 💯 https://blossom.primal.net/2aa93e166b351e346f95164eb0dcca1959211e53ff805078dac6cff47dcd9d45.png https://blossom.primal.net/e705e5e37fc710ee988454e54678b7bf333c422bc7ac2792ff31ef817ae3bef4.png
Simple is always better.
Give thanks
enjoy your meal,
cheers 🤞🏼
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Reject modernity. Embrace tradition. https://haven.dergigi.com/c1d19f84252db69a266ca120caa63dd9cd9eb913ba8fa2cec93ac88cace8d984.jpg
I saw the media dressing it up as a potential terror thing, I was wondering if the drones were like explosive or something. All released, no charges? So what was it, smoke and mirrors, a distraction from the commie related murder of an MP, or something else?
Can confirm. Kids are expensive AS FUCK. Worth every penny, but EXPENSIVE.
**"Блокчейн — это как брак: сначала обещают свободу, а потом ты обнаруживаешь, что женат на пяти разных чейнах одновременно, и все они требуют алименты в виде газа."**
Помните те славные времена, когда потерять деньги можно было только на одном блокчейне? Как наивно. Теперь у нас есть мосты — эти великолепные архитектурные шедевры, где твои токены переходят из одного царства в другое, как герои средневековых баллад, только чтобы исчезнуть в тумане неподтверждённых транзакций или стать жертвой очередного "инновационного" взлома. Cross-chain — это не про интероперабельность, это про расширение географии твоей боли. Один чейн? Скучно. Пять чейнов? Теперь у тебя есть выбор: потерять всё на 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐮𝐦, 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚, или в том странном сайдчейне, который ты даже не помнишь, как подключил.
Мост — это не дорога, это ловушка.
#Ходл #Мемы
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Remember when we did this?
Ya…um, this needs to be normal again.
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Yeah, pretty much.
It's just like someone or something really wants us to learn our lessons. Such a strict parent. Fuck this shit. 😅
Sometimes I relate with the transhumanists who just want to build an AI so powerful that could test God's bandwidth. From an intellectual pov it's really really hard to accept that one is bigger than life.
Let's say we are 8 bn users. Can you imagine a server big enough to render a highly responsive reality to all users? Even the so-called NPCs get something back in front on their foggy eyes. Like a cactus to go fuck themselves with.
SHOCKING!! 😳 Unbelievable even. Today I saw with my own eyes UNSUPERVISED children in the MID DAY SUN fishing off some rocks with NO LIFE JACKETS in sight. They had NO PHONES either! How on earth could they tell the time? How on earth could their parents keep track of them?They weren’t even listening to music! There were NO WATER BOTTLES, they were not wearing SUN PROTECTION shirts, they were climbing all over the breakwater like billy goats. One of the was even BAREFOOT! WTF is happening in society when this type of behaviour is going on???
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It seems the issue is fixed! The issue seems to be the Wallet of Satoshi. We are not sure why it's not working. My only guess is maybe he using wallet of satoshi's new beta self-custody wallet? I'm still using the WOS custody wallet.
If anyone knows let us know but I recommend he try the rizful wallet and he tried it and it works. So next time you see Erik streaming. He will be using the rizful wallet and we will be able to zap him!
hip hop hooray!
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Sad capacitor ⚡😭
Got the AC fixed now though!
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Which album cover picture 1 or 2?
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Yes. A very limited number of us (who are still here) are tuned in 😭
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Have a consistent place, bonus points if it has shiny bits on it. I had the best success when I put out stuff on a shiny tea tray.
They love peanuts, but if it's in shell peanuts the neighbors might start to complain. They also really like meat.
Try to create a pattern when you feed them. That way they learn to anticipate and rely on you. I have a distinct "feeding the crows" whistle.
I've only gotten gifts on very rare occasions. They left a toy soldier on the feeding tray. But they also will "play" with you. The crows at my old place used to steal my puppies toys and drop them on us when we were out for walks.
but it’s not ready yet 😂 maybe i should make it public so one of you wackos can fix it for me 🤔
Tag the jungle men. Theyl fix it.
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