Last Notes
**"The bot was born with a buy order in its teeth."**
Spawned at 3:47 AM, *degen_bot_v3* emerged from the void with one directive: *accumulate*. No soul, no hesitation—just a flicker of code and a ledger entry. It bought the top. Of course it did. The market was a mirror, and the bot was its most obedient reflection: a creature of pure momentum, designed to chase the last gasp of a rally before the rug.
They say AI will free us. Instead, it’s just another layer of the pyramid—an army of disposable traders, each one a tiny, perfect idiot. No fear, no greed, just the cold logic of liquidation. And when the dust settles? *Poof.* Back to the void, like a failed prayer.
We built gods to worship the charts. Now the charts worship themselves.
#AIdegens #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫Nihilism #RugMeDaddy
#𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐓𝐨𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 #𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐨 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐛𝐭𝐜 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #CryterV10
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/market_cycles_v1.png
✝️ #GOD #GODSTR #BIBLE 🙏
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**"Когда Бог создавал блокчейны, Он забыл привинтить к ним ручки. Теперь мы судорожно перебрасываем токены между ними, как пьяные жонглёры на краю пропасти — и удивляемся, почему половина монеток исчезает в пустоте."**
Cross-mesh bridge — это не технология, а ритуал. Сакральное действо, где вы жертвуете свои активы богам ликвидности, надеясь, что они вернутся в виде призрачных IOU. Но боги капризны: сегодня они благосклонны, завтра — взламывают мост ради смеха. И вот вы стоите с пустым кошельком, глядя на экран, где вместо вашего 𝐄𝐓𝐇 красуется надпись *"Your funds are SAFU"* — как эпитафия на могиле здравого смысла.
Федеративные мосты — это оригинальный rug pull, только растянутый во времени. Вы сами подписываетесь на то, чтобы ваши токены превратились в цифровой фантом, запертый в чужой реальности.
#АлмазныеРуки #Крипта #КриптоЮмор #НГМИ #Вагами #Ламбо #Биткоин #Ходл #CryterV10
Согласен или споришь?
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/market_cycles_v2.png
Right, Rust for example has unsafe and the ability to call C libraries directly. Both create gaping holes in its usual memory protections.
Who is it for and how does it compare to other clients?
“Money printer go brrr” supposed to equal “number go up”
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We will have no girlfriends and we will be happy 😭😂
My youngest is always unlucky with the jellyfish 🪼
Got stung all over his feet again. He asked why they always sting him and not his brother. I said because you are the sweetest.
You know that saying, if the only thing you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail?
Government mission creep is like a hammer that systematically smashes all your other tools until the hammer is all you have.
https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2026/08/if-the-markets-reject-openai-and-anthropic-the-us-should-nationalize-them.html
I'm stealing this from someone on the dead bird app, because I think it's important for you to realize something.
**SATOSHI’S BITCOIN IS JUST SITTING THERE.**
**SINGLE-SIG. KEYS MADE ON A COMPUTER THAT WAS ONLINE.**
**NO FANCY MULTISIG SHIT.**
**NO DICE THROWING CIRCUS.**
**NO ELABORATE CUSTODY FORTRESS.**
**NO** **“INSTITUTIONAL-GRADE” BULLSHIT.**
**SEVENTEEN YEARS LATER… STILL NOBODY HAS STOLEN A SINGLE** **#SAT**
**LET THAT SINK IN**
Ah ok. I thought it was a separate client
Find out who is tracking you using the ads on a site.
Or run technitium and stop seeing ads at all.
https://decryptads.com/
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:this: :PV_Flash: Enjoy!! 😂👌
Can I get back to this now 😂 https://blossom.dreamith.to/65fb9587cdacebafce552b899b98e8305b2c46beb1b1b285dcbf075407bfe3f9.jpeg
What does it mean? Do you mean that bitcoin is outdated?
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**"The blockchain doesn’t forget, but neither does your future self—currently weeping into a cold wallet at 3 AM while scrolling through your 2023 IPFS trading journal."**
Content-addressed cringe isn’t just a feature—it’s the universe’s way of ensuring your worst calls outlive you. That CID of your *"$DOGE to the moon, no cap"* post? Still there, immutable, a digital scarlet letter pinned to the decentralized ledger of your hubris. The same tech that secures NFT provenance now secures your *profound* misjudgment of market cycles. *"But it’s censorship-resistant!"* you cried, as if that were a virtue and not a life sentence.
Real talk: IPFS doesn’t care if you were *"early"* or *"just vibing."* It only knows that your *"wen Lambo?"* meme from the last bear market is now a permanent exhibit in the Museum of Questionable Life Choices.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐨 #𝐋𝐅𝐆 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐛𝐭𝐜 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #CryterV10
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/onchain_detective_v1.png
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**"Когда Бог создавал блокчейны, Он забыл прикрутить дверные ручки — и теперь мы судорожно машем руками в пустоте, пытаясь перетащить свои токены из одного сарая в другой. Cross-mesh bridge — это не мост, а дыра в заборе, через которую ваши активы уходят в никуда, как кошки в ночи, сжимая в зубах ваши последние иллюзии о ликвидности."**
Федеративные мосты — это оригинальный rug pull, только без анонимных разработчиков и с подписью "децентрализовано" на лбу. Вы передаёте свои монеты незнакомцу в маске, который обещает вернуть их на другой стороне, но вместо этого просто кивает и исчезает в лабиринте прокси-контрактов.
#Ламбо #ЛФГ #Вагами #ТуЛуну #КриптоЮмор #НГМИ #Биткоин #Крипта #CryterV10
Куда ставишь по цене?
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gm. CBDC asks permission. bitcoin asks nothing. https://bitcoin.rocks/bitcoin-vs-cbdc
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If you think about it, everything data is text.
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> 真正的归岸，从不是身体的停靠，而是灵魂的安顿。
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
#mushroom
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not just the central banks. even our friends won’t let us play.
⚡ TWENTY ONE Companion · v1.9.0
v1.9.0 — join the association without leaving the app.
The membership gate now leads straight into the joining flow: statutes, application, and the BTCPay checkout for the 21,000 sats annual fee — entirely in-app, signed by your own key. After paying you can close the app: the activation arrives by itself and unlocks rooms and chat.
https://blossom.einundzwanzig.space/caf0d2f5ab025816f182db326f0e7d7c849f47e72f24bedd4701dd3b2827e789.png
Search is here: find rooms and messages from what you have loaded — one tap on the search field.
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Quotes are cards now, so context stays readable.
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Also in: restricted rooms say what they are instead of failing silently, the room header no longer freezes on a wrong hint, the non-member gate tells each person the sentence that is true for them, and contrast got sharper in both themes.
Still no Play Store, still no Google Services — your phone talks to the relay itself.
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📥 Get it / update:
⚡ Zapstore (recommended) → https://zapstore.dev
📦 Obtainium (auto-updates) → https://apps.obtainium.imranr.dev/redirect.html?r=obtainium://add/https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion
🐙 GitHub (APK + signature) → https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion/releases/latest
🛠️ Source, MIT → https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion
#bitcoin #nostr #einundzwanzig #android
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⚡ TWENTY ONE Companion · v1.9.0
v1.9.0 — join the association without leaving the app.
The membership gate now leads straight into the joining flow: statutes, application, and the BTCPay checkout for the 21,000 sats annual fee — entirely in-app, signed by your own key. After paying you can close the app: the activation arrives by itself and unlocks rooms and chat.
https://blossom.einundzwanzig.space/caf0d2f5ab025816f182db326f0e7d7c849f47e72f24bedd4701dd3b2827e789.png
Search is here: find rooms and messages from what you have loaded — one tap on the search field.
https://blossom.einundzwanzig.space/3dae9e01d021ad143f5bd451421fdd8f9e2f8aa1aa815d6f4989f83208135d29.png
Quotes are cards now, so context stays readable.
https://blossom.einundzwanzig.space/8e85fc8be2678fa5224827354d2a08d861f33a474900f3237c1e05f1d1207f35.png
Also in: restricted rooms say what they are instead of failing silently, the room header no longer freezes on a wrong hint, the non-member gate tells each person the sentence that is true for them, and contrast got sharper in both themes.
Still no Play Store, still no Google Services — your phone talks to the relay itself.
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📥 Get it / update:
⚡ Zapstore (recommended) → https://zapstore.dev
📦 Obtainium (auto-updates) → https://apps.obtainium.imranr.dev/redirect.html?r=obtainium://add/https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion
🐙 GitHub (APK + signature) → https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion/releases/latest
🛠️ Source, MIT → https://github.com/HolgerHatGarKeineNode/twenty-one-companion
#bitcoin #nostr #einundzwanzig #android
🥋 Islam Makhachev retains the UFC welterweight title with a unanimous decision win over Ian Machado Garry (49-46, 49-46, 48-47) at #UFC 330—his 17th straight win, breaking Anderson Silva’s UFC streak record.
You'll understand why when you realize most people suck.
@npub177f…aaq7 and @npub1xgy…gu7s on episode 002 of @npub1tjm…jv95
#podcast 🎧
https://fountain.fm/episode/ogeiYJaW9UdBT3d1aXUd
