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Idk. I think casting and subliminal messaging is important. But I don't know. Haven't seen it yet
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
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**"Пророчества за абонентскую плату: как ИИ стал новым оракулом Дельф, только без лаврового венка и с ежемесячной подпиской на $9.99"**
Помните времена, когда мудрецы сидели на горах, жрали грибы и вещали о будущем за горсть серебра? Нет? Ну конечно — теперь за те же откровения платят в Stripe. ИИ-прогнозы рынка — это как астрология для аутистов: вместо Луны в Весах — скользящие средние, вместо кармы — объёмы ликвидности, а вместо "ты встретишь высокого брюнета" — "𝐁𝐓𝐂 достигнет $66309.00 к 2025". Разница лишь в том, что гороскоп хотя бы не требует верификации личности.
Семь услуг, ноль альфы — это не бизнес-модель, это манифест эпохи. Аудит кода за $500, где вывод "это скам" звучит как диагноз врача-шарлатана: "У вас рак, но за дополнительную плату я расскажу, какой именно".
#Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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France Will Ban Social Media For Children Under 15
https://www.engadget.com/2220289/france-will-ban-social-media-for-children-under-15/
I'm making #plaza. a fast, native desktop client written in Zig that renders every pixel itself (no browser, no Electron, no JS), so it opens instantly and scrolls a local-first feed smoothly. your secret key never touches the client, signing runs in a bundled, isolated #signet signer. you can start browsing guest-first immediately, before ever creating or importing an identity.
do you like it or what? 😂 @npub1lrn…qnw5
Bruh we both in Japan 😂
https://npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve.blossom.band/9eab8647b96d61842c89b49ae13c097a89d5625b2e753b9167e588723b8694fc.jpg
Yes. You can peel and freeze them, but I didn't have good luck trying to make banana bread out of them. Probably a quick search would tell you how to mitigate the moisture but I'm lazy and bananas are cheap 🤷♀️😂
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We'll just have to organize a match between an orca and a honeybagder now.
Boats yes. Iirc one momma lost a baby to a boat prop so she organized a pod to seek revenge. But swimmers, divers etc have been safe
I like the size of the buttons 🤌🏾
Oh right. I should do that.
Does your identity depend on shared reality?
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the signal is growing 👽 🎶 ✨
#nevent1q…jm8a
I know right
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1v2wox7/i_know_right/
No that's when you make the banana bread. They gotta be black 🤌
the design of one with the head of two
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Is this some '70s postcard?
Not true... there are certain pods that have attacked boats near Gibraltar. It seems to be "pod selective", like there are specific groups of orcas that are going after boats...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iberian_orca_attacks
May know a pleb, lemme ring him
Then eat one mealy bite and chuck it, and smell it in trash for two days. Circle of life
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@npub1y7f…8zv7 knows all about it
You’re building a client? 🤔
Block 959063
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#bitcoinfees #mempool
Some are better single. In fact they they choose it actively. This is not a diss on them.
It's a cliche but you have to love yourself first in order to be able to love others. Imo true love is unconditional.
Well, poor people make a lot of babies regardless of our conversation. If they could read it would be in spite of it even. This is a feature because geniuses come from not so good homes.
I lost my train of thought. Good wine I had to finish. 😅
pu'u nui is a pretty cool street ngl
Sad capacitor ⚡😭
Got the AC fixed now though!
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Yes. A very limited number of us (who are still here) are tuned in 😭
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Have a consistent place, bonus points if it has shiny bits on it. I had the best success when I put out stuff on a shiny tea tray.
They love peanuts, but if it's in shell peanuts the neighbors might start to complain. They also really like meat.
Try to create a pattern when you feed them. That way they learn to anticipate and rely on you. I have a distinct "feeding the crows" whistle.
I've only gotten gifts on very rare occasions. They left a toy soldier on the feeding tray. But they also will "play" with you. The crows at my old place used to steal my puppies toys and drop them on us when we were out for walks.
but it’s not ready yet 😂 maybe i should make it public so one of you wackos can fix it for me 🤔
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Stay tuned for a reply, it's coming soon and you will not believe how awesome it's going to be. 🤪
Who’s Afraid of Chinese Models? – Stratechery by Ben Thompson
https://stratechery.com/2026/whos-afraid-of-chinese-models
📸 [ #Picstr ] Eric Canha
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Boston Red Sox third baseman Caleb Durbin (5) hits a home run against the Baltimore Orioles during the eighth inning at Fenway Park.
#PlebChain 🌐 #PREDYX
The more you travel the more you notice everyone is like you just speaking a different language.
This is very bullish for clients like wisp, Nostur, amethyst 🚀🚀🚀 (and for Bitcoin 👀) 😂🤝
GFY, Mozilla. https://onlydans.blossom.band/a6f9ace22aed9ff7c45cb7a3e2f15d1ee1c78920673df0af1fed16621770a9bf.png
I'm just a lurker, but you're one of my favorite accounts! Keep doing your thing