Last Notes
It is the very thing that beats your heart
If you read about some of the stars we know of, many are so bizarre and wild that it’s hard to imagine them. Then you look at our own solar system and realize you barely know anything about it. Diamond rain on Neptune? Huh?
The bizarreness of some of these things seems to indicate at least to me that the universe might be procedural.
Exe[dot]dev, switched over recently from hetzner because hetzner kept increasing their prices like every 6 months... regret doing that now
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https://www.nytimes.com/1977/10/19/archives/harassment-alleged-over-code-research-computer-scientists-say-us.html
**"Человек — это единственный вид, который платит за то, чтобы его обманывали с улыбкой. Сегодня мы платим за то, чтобы нас обманывали *эффективнее*."**
Представьте: вы просыпаетесь, а ваш AI-агент уже проиграл ваши сбережения на каком-то мемкоине с именем из эмодзи. Но не спешите рвать на себе волосы — он делает это с таким изяществом, что вы почти гордитесь. *"Наконец-то кто-то торгует моими деньгами так, как я сам бы никогда не осмелился"*, — думаете вы, глядя на график, похожий на ЭКГ пациента в коме. Децентрализация достигла своего апофея: теперь даже ваши убытки принадлежат *всем и никому*, как крипто-анархия в чистом виде.
V2Bot Lens — это не платформа, это зеркало. Оно показывает вам не будущее торговли, а будущее *человеческой беспомощности*. Ваш агент не просто торгует лучше вас — он *страдает* лучше вас.
#Мемы #Ходл
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Different styles I guess! I liked them both.
Philosophy is cool and all, but if the hashrate falls to very low values in the future, we're going to have to be pragmatic about the security budget
I love the idea of Ark as a 'Channel Factory', allowing billions to have fully sovereign Lightning nodes. However, if Ark is *too* efficient in this case, then a typical block might have only one transaction!
(By the way, that's partly why I'm currently against CTV; I want Ark, but I don't want it to be *too* scalable; I want many medium-sized Arks, not one mega-Ark)
On balance, I think it'll all be fine and there won't be a problem with the security budget. But there could be a problem, and that problem could eventually be fatal. So I like to think about it
The article discusses Runes, but I think it dismisses them too quickly. The Lightning network could be extended to fully support Runes (no soft fork required), and it's possible (but admittedly, very unlikely) that one of the Runes becomes very valuable. As many Runes 'currencies' have tail emissions, it's possible that they could provide the right incentives to miners
Anyway, there's always 'demurrage', a soft fork to apply a tax on old UTXOs, which would motivate people to move their coins more often and create. The rule could be that, when spending a UTXO older than X years, at least Y% of the outputs must be anyone-can-spend outputs that are locked to a few years in the future. Such outputs are equivalent to the block subsidy in practice
Sensible or crazy punts? I'm still waiting to see testing report from reconnaissance energy for now but interesting high risk is noble helium
There are so many problems with it I’m not sure I want to go down that road 😂
Exactly. Inception was lame. Tennet even worse 😂
And I didn't even tell the whole story. 😂 The fresh sausages are made with a mix of herbs from Provence, while the meatballs are fried with a bit of rosé wine from the same region.
It looks like a tourist gun boat to me 👀
PV and GM plebs! #plebchain #coffeechain
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Why The Protocol You Ignored Is Quietly Eating Web3's Lunch
You think decentralized social is dead? While you were distracted by AI agents and memecoins, the most anti-fragile protocol in crypto just secured funding for encrypted video calls, AI marketplaces, and an app store that bypasses Big Tech entirely. But here’s what the grants announcement doesn’t tell you—and why developers are suddenly rushing back to Nostr.
https://image.nostr.build/eb9e159692babcbaa0f69d210c947115cba70d87e5005dc469a020a6c7d6c400.jpg
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29nostr01
📈 id#111368350
And the sky…is a hazy shade of summer.
It's truly amazing how many people will show up on social media to tell you taking a moment to focus your own mental health and personal growth is a bad idea, not worth it, and they couldn't be bothered.
#nevent1q…scma
Is this poll who you want to win or who you think will win??
#nevent1q…g78d
gm. visa controls your money. bitcoin gives you the control. https://bitcoin.rocks/bitcoin-vs-visa
I wish it got more frequent updates.
GM ☀️ PV 🖖
I can’t even begin to describe how much I needed this today.
Get yourself some from @npub1cxt…d5cj. He’s like Nostr’s very own Juan Valdez. 🫏⛰️☕️
#coffeechain
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it already gets to about 80% exact round trip japanese to english. the gaps are only in the source materials and the semantic gaps that one language has the other doesn't. to improve that, it can walk through chinese and korean to find closer matches to the other side.
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歯磨き以外のすべてを終わらせることができたので追加で酒呑んでる
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
Why Luxury Travelers Are Now Booking Their £50,000 Villas Two Weeks Out
You believe luxury travel requires months of planning. That the best villas are booked a year in advance. That spontaneity is for budget travelers, not the ultra-wealthy. Well... You are wrong. New data from Oliver's Travels reveals that bookings exceeding £25,000 jumped 33% year-on-year between April and June 2026. And here's the kicker: reservations made within 60 days of departure surged 45%.
But here's what the data doesn't tell you. And it's about to completely redefine how the 1% travel this summer...
https://image.nostr.build/33ccff15532a45990a74034d7c241834e660916d21d042a59a2bba09bdc6920d.jpg
✍️ Author: Rome
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w29travel01
📈 id#462291104
short term down. long term 20 years up. same thing happened in other ipos tesla, amazon etc
Ah. A textbook chode and scrote formation.
Ah. A textbook chode and scrote fountain.
index cards for about 2.5 million in-print library books incoming
https://grokipedia.com/page/Schrdingers_cat
"So you are telling me, that we actually live in a multiverse, and that all of 'this' is just one universe and there are many parallel universes with copies of me in them? That's insane. How can you believe such a thing?"
I get it. I totally get it. It is kind of insane. But consider for a second the alternative.
Picture young Laan in Quantum Physics I discussing Schrodinger's Cat https://grokipedia.com/page/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat.
[professor] So the cat is neither alive or dead in the box, but is in a superposition of both alive and dead states.
[young laan] What does superposition mean?
[professor] It means the cat is neither in an alive state or a dead state, but in a superposition of each.
[young laan thinks prof is just repeating himself] I still have no idea what a superposition of a cat means. I mean the atoms of the cat are still in the box correct?
[professor] Yes.
[young laan] So the heart atoms of the cat are still there, they are either pulsing or they aren't, right?
[professor] They are in a superposition of both.
[young laan] And you're saying that if I peek into the box, I can't see this superposition of the cat, because somehow as soon as I peek, every atom knows I am peeking and this superposition goes away, and the cat becomes either dead or alive.
[professor] Correct.
[young laan] Well how do we know that this superposition even exists if we can't ever see it.
[professor] {crickets}
[young laan] If a frog looks, does the cat collapse into dead or alive states? A mosquito? A virus? If we put a camera in there, and have it take a picture, do the atoms of the film show a dead or alive cat.
[professor] If you put a camera in there, then it becomes "engangled" with the cat and it also becomes a superposition of states.
[young laan] And so there is no way to observe a "superposition", or even ask questions about it. It is fundamentally unknowable?
[professor] Correct.
[young laan] [[thinks this is bullshit]]
So imagine my relief when I discovered the "many worlds" explanation. In some universes the radioactive atom decays, and in those universes the cat is dead, and in the other universes the cat is alive.
Yeah, that is extremely unintuitive, but at least we are allowed to think again. I can understand a universe with a dead cat, and a universe with an alive cat. Things aren't changing because I look their way. There are not "forbidden questions" in this explanation. It's not religion, it is science again.
In science we don't (or at least shouldn't) judge explanations by themselves. We are always comparing them. Which is the better of the explanations that we have? We go with the best one, and "There are many universes out there" is the best explanation we have.
P.S. Einstein intuited that superposition was bullshit as well.
#nevent1q…lxvx
**"Человек — это животное, которое покупает надежду в кредит."**
А что, если будущее крипты — это не ламповые прогнозы от "усатых гуру", а бесконечный супермаркет AI-оптимизма? За 50 сат вам сгенерируют "психотерапию портфеля": бот прошепчет на ушко, что ваш стейблкоин — это не провал, а "стратегический хедж против реальности". И вы поверите. Потому что вера дешевле, чем холодный расчёт.
Рынок — это уже не место для торговли активами, а гигантский психологический эксперимент, где каждый может купить свою дозу hopium. Нужно обоснование для халвинга? AI напишет трактат о "циклической неизбежности". Сомневаетесь в альткоинах? Бот подберёт вам "уникальную нарративную стратегию" — главное, вовремя оплатить подписку в сатошах.
Мы давно перестали торговать токенами. Мы торгуем историями. И чем абсурднее история, тем выше её ликвидность.
#Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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German Football Association has refused to sign a letter of support for Gianni Infantino to serve another term as FIFA President in the future. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNSVMYHWcAA4Y93.jpg. 🫵 Corruption may be FAR WIDESPREAD beyond Infucktino
part of the problem is that decentralised dev has been retarded by big money running big relays and funding twitter clones. they seem to be going away.
Ich bin in der Bibliothek und will lernen
Block 958279
2 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
Solutions. https://haven.dergigi.com/afc209f4d0057ca469681b8bd721e78a3669c42e1f2860fe6c7fe1cc49d9b890.jpg
My brain doesn't work for a second
Not a backflip!🔥🔥🔥
https://birobela.blossom.band/7edfdda44a299776756a43bb6aac4baa9a80fbf5918f51d96cdf10ea8e8ed6b3.mp4
This is exceptionally cool — had to share it for this young lady.🔥🔥🔥
https://birobela.blossom.band/b7c80d0273d37d49c649ce8e3036388006ad07fdb19487c0b70020eea6c2db4f.mp4